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All right guys
(STOLEN INTRO)
(OR IS IT? 🤔🤔

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We're coming at you with another crazy analogy

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for something that people really have the misconception of when it comes to

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just myths and fitness related things that we believe because somebody said

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something and then I heard Joe Schmo say it and

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now I believe it.

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All right, so here's what we're talking about today

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We're talking about soy milk. Now,

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I drink soy milk

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(HEADPHONE USERS BEWARE!)

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𝒮𝒪𝒴 𝐵𝒪𝒴𝒴𝒴𝒴𝒴𝒴𝒴𝒴𝒴

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𝒮𝒪𝒴 𝐵𝒪𝒴

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I did sort of buy into the myth that you know soy was gonna affect my testosterone level and  it might cause me to

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I don't know make less muscle pains

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𝒮𝒪𝒴 𝐵𝒪𝒴

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𝒮𝒪𝒴𝒴𝒴𝒴𝒴𝒴 𝐵𝒪𝒴

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What an absolute 𝒮𝒪𝒴 𝐵𝒪𝒴
(madlad)

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*inaudible*Tiger Fitness calm bitch tits and soy. I remember it hit like in 2004

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a crappy little web site

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decided to put out an article on how soy increases estrogen

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it might as well be taking a girl's birth control pills

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𝒮𝒪𝒴 𝐵𝒪𝒴𝒮. These pathetic beta males

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just look how week they are.

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weaklings pathetic

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absolute scumbags

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social and

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fit and

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physical degenerates, it's laughable

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ahhahahahahahahahaha

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Ahahahahahahaha HA

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But it's not just laughable it is also harmful

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𝒮𝒪𝒴 𝐵𝒪𝒴𝒮 are reproducing.

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They are creating beta males

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from left to right causing the destruction of Western civilization

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👏Needs to be👏 stopped.👏

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I am NOT even memeing right now. This is not 👏 meme 👏 review

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This is a very serious topic of discussion that needs to be brought up.

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Don't believe the dangers of 𝒮𝒪𝒴

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Just look at the 𝒮𝒪𝒴 Prince himself Wil Wheaton. Glug glug. Glug glug glug glug

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More 𝒮𝒪𝒴 milk bring me the bottle and leave it.

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𝒮𝒪𝒴. He's telling people

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To consume more 𝒮𝒪𝒴 .

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𝒮𝒪𝒴 has estrogen in it so that means if you consume 𝒮𝒪𝒴

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You might as well be a woman.

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You know that right.

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gynaecomastia

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manboobs, that's right

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if you consume 𝒮𝒪𝒴

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You might as well flaunt your-- wear a bra like a little (laughs)

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if you consume 𝒮𝒪𝒴 you might as well put on a bra right now and

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then wait for the man boobs to come.

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this is after and before 𝒮𝒪𝒴.

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Do you understand?

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virgin 𝒮𝒪𝒴 boy?

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Has actual brain tumor that's right

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𝒮𝒪𝒴 costs us all kinds of (laughs)

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this is not me spreading

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misinformation.

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this is just proven scientific facts. It causes male breast cancer

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(laughs again at the stupidity of it all)

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Nowhere hairy but on his feet.

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Carrot calves.

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Moving on to Chad

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perfect eyesight

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20/20. Pee is white like milk

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𝒮𝒪𝒴 𝐵𝒪𝒴 is causing the destruction of Western civilization

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the dis-Demasculinization of man

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Has caused all these

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Pathetic beta males to just multiply as an army.

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They're taking over

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What are we going to do?

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But I'm here to fight back.

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Finally someone that dares to stand up against these issue of the 𝒮𝒪𝒴

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Just look at jacksepticeye himself

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This is before and after 𝒮𝒪𝒴 by the way.

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Absolute alpha from a pathetic youtuber beta male. Disgusting

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I know it hurts to see my friends become a victim of 𝒮𝒪𝒴. But how can we spot a 𝒮𝒪𝒴 𝐵𝒪𝒴 Felix?

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Oh, don't worry. I will tell you here's a high testosterone face very defined

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Very defined facial structure just as mine of course

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I would say mine is probably even a couple level of alpha more than this man.

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It's probably my Viking-Swedish genes.

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eehh....

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And here you have a classic the quintessential 𝒮𝒪𝒴  face

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Balding head or fully bald awkward beard glasses and overly excited face.

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I can't

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I can't even I can't even recreate this.

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it is truly truly despicable stuff that we're seeing here

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It's basically the male version of duckface 𝒮𝒪𝒴 𝐵𝒪𝒴𝒮 just can't help themselves

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they get too excited about their Nintendo Switch

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I understand a video game console designed for little children. Why wouldn't they be excited about it? What's next?

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They're gonna start building cardboard. Oh they already do that. Oh look at PJ my own friend suffering from (laughs)

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Shout out to jacksepticeye for hooking me up with this cardboard jack PJ. Who are they gonna take next Brad? Oh?

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It's already happening. I can't even tell them apart from my own girlfriend these days. Do you understand how hard this is?

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They are working together. This is not just me making some stuff up

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This is a real conspiracy if you want to spot a 𝒮𝒪𝒴 𝐵𝒪𝒴 just dangle a Nintendo switch controller in front of them

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They'll start jumping up and down excitedly

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Immediately, and that's how you know you need to euthanize them at the spot

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It is it is our duty for mankind or our kind. Sorry. I don't want to discriminate against women on this channel

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I had a vasectomy yesterday, and when I woke up my wife's boyfriend surprised me with

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How nice of the boyfriend

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There is just too many examples for this to not be fast you think I'm just making things

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It writes itself I came to open your eyes sheeple to the 𝒮𝒪𝒴 𝐵𝒪𝒴 conspiracy

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You want to know why I didn't play God of War on my channel because they might as well call it god of 𝒮𝒪𝒴

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Why is he bald and have a beard? There's no way. Why do you think I even shaved my beard?

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Soy.. to... to protect myself from soy

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Do you think this is just made up huh? They have been feeding

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𝒮𝒪𝒴 to kids since we were children

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Soy bean crayon. You ever wonder why 𝒮𝒪𝒴- the crayons are so delicious. That's because they've been feeding it to children. They've even created

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purely soy-based meals called something

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Soylent who just by the way sponsoring this video, thank you very much Soylent I appreciate

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Walking down the street, spot the soylent truck, now I'm drinking sweet chai breakfast- Jesse Cox

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I'm worried about you. I've already lost PJ. I've already lost Jack. I've already lost

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Brad one. Not Jesse Cox. What's next? Is he gonna tweet about Barron Trump?

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I am gonna say it. I hate Barron T-  0.0

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JESSE COX (rip)

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You taking more- Two steps too far right now. Soylent is has turned people so weak

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they can't even open the bottle themselves, but it's so easy

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I bench

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350 and I cannot open a goddamn bottle of Soylent. Well, maybe because you consume 𝒮𝒪𝒴

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Maybe it's because you're turning into a WOmAn

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I find myself unable to open the drink

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Maybe that's why everyone is just posing with it instead of actually drinking it because people just can't help themselves

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Posing with their Soylent bottle nothing like a selfie with your beverage

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Wait isn't that?

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Isn't that the host of bully hunters?

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How far does this conspiracy go? Yeah look it says here

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Sponsored by Soylent, but she tweeted very recently no soy

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She tweeted no soy gringo corrado which is Spanish for no more, Soylent, please

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It's turning me into a deformed creature

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And look at that she lost her Soylent sponsor. How far does the Soylent conspiracy go?

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You think I'm just making this up? Who you think is calling you a soy boy

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Who is actually calling you a soy boy. Don't listen to this fake meme propaganda

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This is not true. The left side is always correct.

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Okay for real. No jokes aside

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It showed that estrogen is in soy, but it's not the same estrogen that your body produces so--So consuming soy

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shouldn't actually have any cause on your body or

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make you more feminine or make you produce less sperm

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That's all just a- that just all a meme that's just spiralled out of control

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And I feel like I have to be responsible here and call it out so that people stop

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using 𝒮𝒪𝒴 𝐵𝒪𝒴 as some sort of insult.

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Cause it's not just

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Mean, it's also extremely

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hurtful, I just can't understand why anyone would call someone else a 𝒮𝒪𝒴 𝐵𝒪𝒴 to prove some fact that just because there are lesser

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man, and enjoy watching someone else have sex with their wife that somehow makes them less

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I just-

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We need to- We need to reduce this stage because it's all about the onion

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That's right

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If you're not an onion man, and consume at least six raw onions a day

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Which is the only scientific proven way to increase your sperm count by the way huh don't believe this year you heard about this

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Onions are the opposite of 𝒮𝒪𝒴. Not even meming.

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You know who else like onions

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That's right. The most masculine man of mankind

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Shrek

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if you don't eat onion at least once a day

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then you're part of the problem.

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You think I'm just making this up?

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onions help keep your heart healthy,

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helps you control diabetes

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improves immunity lower stress helps protect cancer keeps your skin healthy

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and look at that

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Boost your sperm count.

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Doesn't matter if you're a wahman or a man you need to consume

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oNioNs

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you may not like it, but this is what peak performance look like

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onion man vs. 𝒮𝒪𝒴 𝐵𝒪𝒴

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Okay, that was a video.

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Hey..

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of course there's one way to very quickly and effectively cure your 𝒮𝒪𝒴 𝐵𝒪𝒴,

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and it's by purchasing one of the Сука Блять

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..merch

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Limited time only. Check out link in the description to prove that you're a real alpha

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That's right, I'm using memes to sell me merch

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got a problem?

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Well, you must be full of 𝒮𝒪𝒴.

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𝐵𝒪𝒴