HAALLOOO (rip ears)
konichiwa everybody
today we're playing Scorn, :o
a horror game.
Although you Amnesia jumpscare loving freaks
might be a lil disappointed
this one has a different approach to horror
being a lil bit more subtle.
i'm super excited for this game,
It was launched as a kickstarter
and uh..
I helped fund it!
Yay for me! *generic clapping overlay*
supporting developers *claps*
yes, I am a saint *christian channel*
thank you very much *clappingaudio.mp3*
The trailer for this game..
is so good.
I really hope
the gameplay lives up to the trailer.
*spooky dramatic music*
*music gets progressively louder*
It's just so....
disturbing.
I-In every single way
A- It reminds me of 2 artists
Which I can't pronounce the name of-
-ehh-
-any one of them.
Zdzisław Beksiński
and H.R. Giger, of course.
Enough of this aaahh... all this bullshit
let's ..... let's play the game
Is it good? *yes*
Put on some headphones,
turn off the light,
and put it...
put it on full-screen, baby.
'Cuz here we go.
*weird sound*
*door opening sound*
Of course, I used my compass..
thingy...
To go through here
w o w
this place looks lovely...
*ainsley is waitin here*
(So, apparently,??) a Serbian developer
and the game it, says it's supposed to be released in
October...
next year.
Where do we go straight? Left? Right?
deummm....
All the options look equally horrible...
Let's go right
you know what...
I bet no one's going right.
IS THAT A TENTACLE?
thank you
Also drawing inspite...
inspiration from japanese hentai, this game
How great!
Ohh wow lookie dat! (look at that)
Ohhh it gets worse..
Isn't that great.
uhhh...
eaahhkkkk...
Yuck-
Whoa, what am I?
How do I look like?
UUHH !!
EWW !!
EEEEEEEWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!
DISGUSTING!!!
Let's show the compass...
Whoa, wait I have a gun???
Ohhh hell yeah!
I didn't realize
There's no, uh,
Real, uh, user interface...
*the gun makes a light 'thwapp!'*
Sorry, what did I just do?
*weird and sexy noise*
EWWW!!
I'm holding down Q
*sexy slurping noise*
Eww, is that a little dog??
What the f*ck is that?? (Swestian channel)
*dead silence*
Ok,
let's not hold down Q.
Let's go back.
You know what? Screw that, h--place
Stupid.
*the sound of his footsteps*
Now i'm scared of pressing buttons on my keyboard!
Ok, well going right was clearly the wrong option
That's OK (x1)
That's OK (x2)
Then we'll go straight, from now on..
Ohh this is a compass door!
Hello Mr. Compass Door
There you go, let me show you my amulet....
*said kinda quiet* oh god
This really actually does reminds me of Amnesia
Just cuz, fear of the unknown
I've never played a horror game like this,
So I don't know what the heck is gonna happp--
E-awhhh...what the...
I can't use it?
What if i show you...?
It's look like I need to stick my hand in there..
Maybe I'm missing something...
It's giving me a big red bar so...
*more walking sounds*
It looks like...
Ugh, can't go there either!
*scratchy noise*
Ok...
Disgusting, by the way,
*quick sigh* Just a mix of like...
awful alien things and....
F-f-human flesh?
It's just
like, sooo nasty to me, man....
I really feel...
oh this...
I'm... i need to learn how to play this game
We have, uh, exhausted all of our options...
So Please,
Let there be something great down here.
something aaaa...
A nice...
Cup of soup perhaps
ooh, look at that
aoohh...there's no soup here
A different kind of soup
Great.
this looks fantastic!!!
EEEWWW!!!
WHAT A
OOAAORA UGH
Yucky Yuck
uueehh...
as a great man once said
It was me.
EEEEEWWW!!!!
No.
Nope.
It is coming here?
AHH!! WHAT THE!!!
HOW?!!
OOH ITS FAST!!
OHH! I can't see any--nothing...
Wow, I just got wrecked dude!
Here I come......
It's Me....
Ok, you son of a bitch,
Okay,
Alright....
I'm ready.
I have trained in the art of combatry
You ugly son of a moh-
*gunshot effect* (x2)
It's not workin'..
AHH IT...!!!
OHH !! J--
Shit!!!
Ah, I need to reload!
I got one more, sh-prob--
Eh-
EY
No.
*gunshot effect*
EEEWWW!!
EEWWWWWW!!!
Can we not?!
Let me just...
EWWWW!!
*short slurping noises with every pellet put it*
Ohh, fuck..
asshole...
uuuhhhh....
aahhh....
DISGUSTING.....
Does that not freak you out...?
that...putting those things in??
excuse me,
amulet door
I believe I have an amulet
You know what
I don't wanna go there anyway
EEEEWWWWW!!!!!
EWW!! EWW!! EWW!! EWW!! EEEWWWW!!!
UH..
Oh My...
EW!
Wait, this is open now
Oohhh no..
Uuuaahh...
It's another one of these
Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, no, no, no
it's here
Now we can use the...
The Hand Thing
Ahh...
Uuuaaahhh...
I'm moving it over there...
it like an On & Off switch
Soo detailed...
OOHH NOOO....
eu heh heh...
*says meekly* ..is the door open now..?
*lots of mechanical noises*
I think i did something..
oohhh I need to press my amulet there,
of course....
ohh.. i see, so i upgrade it.....
oh...my god
ok, i see it now
my space fidget spinner has been improved
Thank you everybody
i will grab that now...
Ohh lovely
it's blue now
So now we can open BLUE DOORS
Excellent!
Just what I wanted.
more....
spooky dooky.
Alright, Mr. Blue Door,
thank you,
okay!
Doing pretty good!
Easy.
Oh, it's a space elevator!
Ohhhh..
Oh no,
Shit!
I shouldn't have done that,
pressed the button!
Please don't tell me
I have to redo everything..
I gotta redo everything, huh?
You know what,
there was (were) plenty of blue doors
from before..
I don't need that blue door, ahah,
Thank you,
Very much.
I do recall there being a blue door..
ac--ack-shoe-ally (actually)
Blue door here!
Much better,
blue door..
Look at that!
Thank Youu!
Don't insta-kill me..
Alright, who wants some?
o-oh god
okay
alright
GOT 'EM
*medium sigh*
ahhh..
EHHHH
Sorry, space-cow-
dog-thing..
baby?
Sorry.
Sumimasen(?),
okay?
You have to die
for the great...greater good
of tentacle hentai!
Alright?
oh, wow,
this ja...this ja
this looks great
ah... this just looks great!
I love the place!
The wallpapers, great!
Don't kill me,
I'm just gonna press this button.
Oh look at that!
giant
Gigantesco elevator!
per pewdiepado--
*GASP*
Is that where we were
in the beginning?
I think it is! (x1)
I think it is! (x2)
that looks great..
and then we can walk
Hiiii
No,
no!
Don't shoot me.
Listen,
listen.
*single gunshot*
*evil laughter*
U-ugh..
okay.
I'm sorry.
*LOUD SCARY NOISE*
AH JÄVLAR
Kill it!
Oh god,
there's more!
oh-kay, kay, kay, kay, kay
Oh, there's two more.
*says "f-fuck!" at same time as gunshot*
STAY AWAY,
SPACE BAE-BY!
Head shot,
You need to head shot him, Poods.
WOOO
THAT'S RIGHT
No- there's more,
there's more.
Reload!
ay no take your time
putting in those reverse pimples, man.
alright alright
alright
space dog?
we're good.
gucci. (mane)
shut up!
shut up..
*gunshot*
My god!
*anotha one* (x1)
*anotha one* (x2)
STOP!
*slurping noise*
*reload slurps*
Space pimple..
Return.
shh--quiet
quiet, you.
I'm--I'll be there.
I'll be there...
Those fuckers are gonna fall down.
You don't think
I don't think
That-h- You not gonna--
Don't,
touch me.
okay?
Don't.
Touch Me.
Space...monkey baby.
Baby
space
What do you want?
Look how many there are!
Oh, they fly!
Awh, no, this is like Doom, dude!
I hate those flying fuckers!
I'm going here now.
Oh god, this is where we were before,
isn't it?
Yeah, okay,
so that was like a shortcut?
it's a bit disorienting
but it's also kinda cool
how it connects
so where did we...
shh
what did I say?
just don't f'ing listen
no
did they see me?
one of them must have
go
fuck!
I hate them
behind me
ughhhh
reload it
I--I'm out of ammo
How much do I have?
3 bullets..
*he blows out air*
Damn,
This is intense, man.
fuck..
alright,
We're gonna have to make every bullet count at this point.
Okay, we're fine. (x1)
Okay, we're fine. (x2)
He went away.
*sigh of relief*
alright,
Yes!
Let's go..
Show 'em the amulet, Poods..
There ya go!
Bye bye!
ohhh...
what is this?
Eh?
*hella big hecking growl and little 'AH!' from F-man*
*even bigger growl, he's a mean bean*
oh dude, I do not...
I do not have enough ammo for this
that was it
is he dead?
he's not dead yet.
fuck!
Where do I get ammo?
shit..
Nooooo!!!
I'm not dead.?
I'm dead.
Nooouh!!
It's cool..
'cuz we know the shortcut!
Everybody.
be quiet,
Thank you.
So lame..
You guys are so lame.
*lots of hecking reload crunch-slurps*
Look he's doing...
*full, happy laughter*
Oh WOW...
he's, he's a...
Blender, everybody!
It's a space blender..
How could I have been so scared by
those space blenders?
I don't know!
*cheeky chuckle*
I guess that's what happens when you play in alpha.
Ehehe, you get weird
aw shit, I forgot
It's fine--
Oh yeah, this one fucks off
BWAH
SUCK IT
SPACE (BACHAS?)
CHRISTIAN CHANNEL™
Not today!
'Cuz Pewdiepie has..
*G U N S L U R P*
more pimples..
Thank you.
I can't believe I died there.
Oh my god..
Really?
I died at the end.
Great.
*more deep laughter*
Well there you go,
At least I can say that I've played it,
to its fullest.
Okay.
That was Scorn..
What did you think?
I'm very excited for the full version..
I think finally,
finally, a horror game
(is) doing something a little bit different.
My god, did it have the atmosphere.
Iwuh-I was genuinely freaked out playing it,
and I think, probably, you were watching it as well.
So thank you, for tagging along.
'Preciate it.
And yeah!
Look forward to the full version.
*burps*
That's it from me for now!
And remember to..
Don't...
have space pimples.
Squad fam, out.