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Welcome ! Are you ready to fight some

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Beastss?!?!?(I sure as hell am!)

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In beast marrr...Beast master simulator.

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Okay. I have no idea what this game is- I assume

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it's sort of like the other one we played. Remember that one? - of course you do you, you watch all my videos!

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Goddamn right you do! All right where should we go... Soccer?

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*It's Soccer Actually!*

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Let's save these for later. Okay? Let's start with good old grasslands.

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Okay, alright. So what do we got?

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This is it ?

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Oh, okay.

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This is the grasslands.

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Very exciting, not so exciting, okay we can spawn...

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We can spawn all kinds of shit(satan?). Oh my God...

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Let's start...

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with Seagull!(cuz why the HELL NOT)

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*poof*

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Pff hahaha!

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*long gasp*

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Okay, we got a sea- how about two seagulls? *poof* There you go...

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Versus, of course...

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A tank.(yeah that is totally a fair battle)

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Who would win??(seagull ofc)

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*Tank fires*

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*seagulls crying, bones crushing*

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PFFF-AHAHAHA (welp i was wrong.)

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HEUP

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HAHAHAHAHA--

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*gasp* HEE-HEE--YE-EAH! (EPIC laugh)

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Tha- the tank wins everybody! Surprise!(noo (ಥ﹏ಥ))

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Surprise everybody! The tank wins! *giggling*

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What if we add... A Zebra to the mix? Huh?(hmm that would turn the tides)

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H-How- how *poof* would that affect things?

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Come on, Zebra!

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*bones crushing, splattering noises*

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*voice sample from Call of Duty* "Mission failed. We'll get 'em next time"

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Oh, I'm gonna look away from tha- okay the tank... The tank wins.(TANK IS TOO OP)

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How about...

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We're- we're gonna, uh, T-rex.

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We're gonna add a- wait what the fuck is this?

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*It's A Brontosaurus Pewds, god, know your dinosaurs*

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Okay.

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Okay. This is interesting. This is interesting.(VERY.)

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Come on! COME ON YOU SON OF A BITCH! FIGHT HIM LIKE A MAN!(*Brontosaurus)

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Oh shit, tank misses!(HOW can it MISS a DINOSAUR?)

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He doesn't really know how to attack, it-it seems like-

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OH-fff-shit!

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His... His leg got blown off. His... leg got blown up, and then they need -Tank is strong!

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*Great Grammar*

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Humans are strong!

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Come on dino. You gotta win this one! What about a raptor, huh?

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What about- couple raptors...

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Come on Raptors! Come on Raptors, eat that tank-(wait.. can raptors eat tanks??)

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Aw, the raptors gettin' mauled...(SOMEONE NERF TANK!!)

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They get MAULED, I say!

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Okay. Well clearly... Clearly this is not gonna work

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We're gonna need, I wanna, T-rex, right? A T-rex...

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A buncha T-rex-- a bunch a' ffffreakin' T-rex!

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Here we go- Come on, T-Rex!

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*explosions, dinosaur rawrs*

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Get that tank!(YEAH!)

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Man- tank its strong, man!(OP Right.)

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YES!!(Pewds satisfied)

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Good job, Dino! Good jooob!

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You work together as a team, and you can do anything.

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This is amazing! This game is... Incredible!(Totally!)

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Alright, let's, uh, keep it back, uh, simple.

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A Kangaroo,

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right?

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Versus...

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Seagull.

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I felt like seagulls, uh, they're pretty good.(You are right Pewds I think so too)

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Whoa!! jumped over Seagull!(MATRIX!)

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*crunch* OH!

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Who won? I can't even tell...

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They're still fighting, I believe.

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Seagull won? No, no seagull lost. Okay.(NOOOOOOOO ಠ_ಥ)

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How many seagulls, does it take to one- kill one Kangaroo? Oh?

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*crunch* *crunch* *crunch

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Oh, my, Lord.(BRUTAL MURDER)

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Well, good job, Seagull wins.(Guess Seagulls are now OP too)

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How many seagulls does it take to kill one T-Rex?(Hmmm..)

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*Epic music starts*

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Oh my God, they're STRONG! Yeah, go forth, my-- Oh my God, he's spinning out!(Yessss)

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Go seagulls! Get him! Get him, seagulls!(Yeah seagulls Finish Him)

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GET 'EM SEASGULLS!!!(ლ(´ڡ`ლ))

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Come on, seagulls!! Come on, you can get 'em!

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FIGHT!

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Fight, goddammit, seagulls!

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SEAGULLS(SEAGULLS!)

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Come on! There's two left! come on, seagulls!

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It's close! It's close!!

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SEAGULLLLLLLLLLLLS!!!!!!!(YEAAAA!! ლ,ᔑ•ﺪ͟͠•ᔐ.ლ)

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*unintelligible celebration*

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The Seagulls are strong, goddammit...(Too OP ᕦ(Ò_Óˇ)ᕤ)

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Holy shiiiiiiih!

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Seagulls, man!

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What about Seagulls, versus a minigun, Huh?(Interesting.)

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*minigun firing, seagull cries*

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*crash* *crash* *crash*

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"Seagulls are freakin' amazing!!"(You said it Pewds!)

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What about against a barrel, huh?

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*mumbling* well, thsda point...

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How about a spinosaurus? What that hell is-- Oh, okay.

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*more crying, and crunching*

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Who knew! Seagulls!

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Seagulls were the greatest animal alive!(I know RIGHT!)

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Oh my g-- ahahaha!

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*Pewds wheeze* *Pewds wheeze*

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This game is ridiculous...

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*seriously, the crunching is unsettling*

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I've never been more proud of you, seagulls!

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I'm not sure how they are fighting... To be honest...(I guess by Pecking??)

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Look at him! They're ruthless animals!(Totally)

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Roofless*

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Wait, they actually play football?

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Okay, dog... Right?

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Team dog,

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Versus...

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Team...

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Elephant. Who would win? A bunch of dogs versus an elephant.

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Come on, little do- aw, sausage dogs as well

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Oh- okay, well- pfft-ohmygod-ahahahaha!(Noooo THOSE DOGS ಥ_ಥ)

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*massive dog massacre*

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*Maniacal laughter, spastic gasping and wheezing*

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Ahhh! Aww nooo!

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Oh noooo!

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Oh! oh wowwwww, okay.

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Arright well that... That answers that question.

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Poor-- Okay, all right well okay, okay, Alright, alright, alright, Let's clear up the dogs, cuz that was horrible...(yes)

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What about my famous seagulls, huh? What about my favorite- favorite- famous seagulls?(OP AF)

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There we go! Okay!

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Come on s- whoa!

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Seagulls are strong! Come on Seag--

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*Laugh* They just throw themselves after the ball! Come on seagulls! Play as a team! Play as a team!

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SEAGULLLLLLLLLS!!!!!!(YESSS ᕙ(⇀‸↼‶)ᕗ)

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SEAGULLS! SEAGULLS! SEAGULLS!(SEAGULLS FTW!)

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Look at 'em go!(Such Majestic Creatures)

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Alright, what a banch-- a bunch of raptors...

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They're pretty fast, right?

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Come on. Seagulls...

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Come on, Seagulls...!

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Damn, they're killing it! They can take concoll--- They can take control!

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Raptor stand no chance! SEAGULLS!(Honestly the game made seagulls OP)

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THE STRONGEST ANIMAL ALIVE!!(Pewds is right ya know)

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Goddamn, if pokemon were real, you know I would pick the Seagulls!(Me TOO)

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You know it!

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What about the Brach...(??)

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Triceratops, huh?(Got it right now..)

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What a buncha buncha-- look how many-

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Okay I'm gonna give you so many goddamn Triceratops,

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There's no way you can lose this, Triceratops!

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You're a stupid animal as well! I hated you in that cartoon with the annoying girl character!

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Oh my lord.

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Come on Seagulls, there's not many of you left!

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Come on Seagulls-- YOU MISSED!!(NOOOOOOOOO ┬──┬ ノ( ゜-゜ノ))

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SS--AGHHHH!!(I CRI ༼ つ ಥ_ಥ ༽つ)

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NOOO!

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NOOOOOOOOO!

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SEAGULLS!!

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We're gonna-- We're gonna try that again.(REMATCH!)

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We're gonna try that again. Come on Seagulls! Come on, SEAGULLS!(COME ON!)

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Use your team work! Tactics! Skills-- *CRASHCRUSHSPLAT*

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Oh no... Oh, ohhhh, ahhh, auuhhh...(*CENSORED*)

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Oh, I don't know what just happened, but I don't think it was pretty...(Yeah I agree)

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There's still one brave seagull fighting off-- *ferocious crushing noises*

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Ehehe, It's fighting against... Five triceratops!(I CALL HAX)

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Come on, Seagull-- *THUNDERING EXPLOSION*(Did the seagull self destruct?/)

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Oh wow. Oh. Oh. Oh.(Still OP)

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This is the greatest game.

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Of all time

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The Coliseum. Yes!(Colosseum*)

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The ancient Romans used to battle!(You got that right)

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OH! PTERODACTYLS!(*excited Pewds)

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YES!(YESS)

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*high pitch voice* Pterra-pterr!(Totally accurate impression)

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Go! Go! Yeah!(GOO)

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Awee, YES!

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More!(( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°))

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More!(( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°))

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Get that tank -- Aw, he lost his leg, that's fine!(They dont need legs anyways)

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He didn't need legs, he's a bird!!

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My God, yes!

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Did he win?!

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They won!! Oh my god-- Pterodactyl has to be my favorite animal... My favorite dinosaur!

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This got really interesting- because how many pterodactyls will they take to kill a seagull?(Y DO U DO THIS PEWDS ༼ つ ಥ_ಥ ༽つ)

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Right?

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Surely, these Seagulls should have no chance...

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Oh my God! Oh my God, you got messed up!(Well Seagulls=OP)

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You got messed up right away, dude.

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Seagulls don't mess around. Seagulls don't mess around.(They either die or kill)

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I bet you three Seagulls can kill this Pterodactyl.(lets see.)

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*intense fighting with epic music*

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One died.(noooo)

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*more intense fighting, still epic music*

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LOOK!

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Aww nooo.(NOOOOO ಥ_ಥ)

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Noooo!

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Peter...(Y PETER ಥ_ಥ)

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Aw, Peter, I'm so disappointed...

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FINALLY we get the

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scientific answers of all these

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Questions that we've asked ourselves for a very very very long time- at least I have.(I did ask myself these too)

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I don't know I think about these things

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Okay, so...

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We-- I didn't know you could put stuff on people, so

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Seagull, right? Seagull. Right?

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Gear,

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Laser...(Oh yess)

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Ehhhhh...

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You can't? You can't put a laser on 'em?(Noo) How 'bout a bomb.(Self destruct)

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Okay, all right. How about this:

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We put it on the other side, huh?

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Rhino with guns.

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Laser fricken Seagulls!?(YEAAA ヾ(⌐■_■)ノ♪)

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Kay, they all have lasers...(NOW theyre more OP)

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Okay, okay, okayokayokay,

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This's gonna be awesome. x4(I BET 5 bucks on seagulls)

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Okay, so...

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Right, T-rex... Right, T-Rex

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Arright

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Three, freakin, T-rex. And then, to make it more fair, we give them one...

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dog(totally fair.)

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*blindingly loud epic music*

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Oh no... Oh no... Oh dog I got bad news for you, dog...(noo (;´༎ຶД༎ຶ`))

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Dog, you should-- no dog, don't do it... Don't do it, dog

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Don't do it. Don't do it, dog

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Dog, dog, you're really brave, brave is--((;´༎ຶД༎ຶ`))

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Oh no... Ohhh no...(ಥ_ಥ)

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Oh-- Oh-- Ohh noooo...(ಥ_ಥ)

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Poor little doggy(ಥ_ಥ)

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Awwww- Nnn whatcha sayyyyy~

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Mmmm datchu only meant wellll~(epic singing skillz)

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well a' course you did~

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Mmmm watchu sayyyyy~

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*high notes* Mm that's it's all for the best~~~([̲̅$̲̅(̲̅5̲̅)̲̅$̲̅] well here is my 5 bucks)

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Well this has been beast battle simulator. Thank you for leaving a like on this video!

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Fam squad jujitsu! *poof*

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