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歡迎!你準備好要來場

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野獸之爭了嗎?

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隆重介紹 "野獸大師模擬器"

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我完全不知道這遊戲是幹嘛的

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我猜應該跟我之前完的那個差不多

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還記得嗎?

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你當然記得，因為你把我所有影片都看過了

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沒錯一定是這樣

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好，我們要先玩哪個? 足球場嗎?

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這些先等一下好了，先玩玩看最經典的草原

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這遊戲裡有什麼可以玩的

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就這樣?

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喔，原來

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這就是草原

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有夠刺激，其實還好
我們可以叫出...

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我們甚麼鳥都可以叫，天啊

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先從...

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海鷗開始吧!

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*咚*

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噗哧，哈哈哈...

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好，我們叫出了一隻海...叫兩隻好了

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對，這是這樣

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當然是對上...

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坦克

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究竟誰會勝出?

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哈哈哈

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哈哈哈哈哈哈

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欸嘿嘿嘿

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坦...坦克贏了，驚喜!

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驚喜啊，各位，坦克獲勝!

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如果再加一隻斑馬會怎麼樣?

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這...這會造成甚麼改變?

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斑馬加油!!

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喔，我最好不要看這個

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好...坦...坦克贏了

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那加個...

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加個暴龍好了

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加個..等一下，這是三小?

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好吧

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這會很刺激，這會很刺激

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加油啊! 你這小婊子，像個男人一樣打倒它!

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喔幹，坦克沒射中

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他完全不知道怎麼攻擊，感...感覺好像...

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喔...幹

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他...他的腿被炸爛了

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他的腿被炸爛了，然後他要...

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坦克超強的!

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人類超偉大!

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加油，恐龍，你們這場一定要贏

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再加個迅猛龍如何?嗯?

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再幾隻好了

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來吧，迅猛龍，啃掉那台坦克

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喔...迅猛龍被輾過去了

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整個被輾過去了

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好吧，很...很明顯地完全贏不了

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我們需要加一隻暴龍，對吧?暴龍...

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一群好了，一群他喵的暴龍

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就這樣，加油，暴龍!

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宰了那坦克!

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天...坦克有夠強!

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水啦!!!!

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幹的好，恐龍們，幹的好!

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有了團隊合作什麼事都難不倒

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超好玩的，這遊戲...超屌!

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好，我們現在來玩一點簡單的

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袋鼠

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好

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對上

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海鷗

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我認為海鷗他們蠻強的

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哇!牠直接跳過海鷗欸!!

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喔!!!!!

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誰會贏呢?我也不知道

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牠們好像還在打

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海鷗贏了?

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喔不對，輸了，好吧

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要幾隻海鷗才能殺掉一隻袋鼠?

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窩的天R

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好，海鷗贏了

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要幾隻海鷗能殺掉一隻暴龍?

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天啊，牠們超強!

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沒錯，進攻!!我的孩...

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哇靠，他在轉圈欸!!

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海鷗加油，殺了牠!!殺了牠!!

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快了結牠!!!

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加油海鷗，你們可以的

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奮鬥吧!

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快啊!!海鷗，他馬的

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海鷗!!!

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加油啊! 還有兩隻，加油!

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就快了!! 快了!!

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海鷗!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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RRRRRRRRRRRRRR

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海鷗真的狗幹強

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天啊

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各位觀眾，海鷗

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讓海鷗打機關槍如何?

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海鷗真的有夠屌欸!!!

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那叫個油桶怎麼樣?

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這才是重點

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對抗棘龍好不好?

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這三...? 喔，沒事

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有誰能想到，海鷗...

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海鷗是最強的生物的

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喔，天...哈哈哈哈

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這遊戲太扯了

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我從未為你們感到如此驕傲，海鷗們

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我不太知道他們到底怎麼攻擊的其實

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你看，有夠凶狠!

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"屋"情

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等一下，他們是真的要踢球?

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放一些狗

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小狗隊

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對上...

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一隻...

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大象

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一堆狗對上一隻大象，誰會贏?

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來吧，小狗...是臘腸狗

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喔...好吧，哈哈哈哈哈哈哈

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喔....別

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哇....好...

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ㄜ...這答案已經出爐了

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可憐的...好了好了好了夠了夠了夠了

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把狗弄掉吧，太血腥了

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對上我最有名的海鷗?我遠近馳名的海鷗

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好，開始

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加油! 喔!

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海鷗很強的，加油海...

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他們只是往球後面衝而已

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海鷗們，團隊合作啊!!團隊合作!

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進球啦!!!!

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海鷗! 海鷗! 海鷗!

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看看他們多強!

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好，那來一區...群迅猛龍

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牠們跑很快吧?

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加油，海鷗

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加油啊!

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天啊，牠們整個屌虐欸! 完全ㄓ...掌握住比賽

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迅猛龍完全沒機會

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海鷗萬歲!

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地表最強物種!!!

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天啊，如果寶可夢是真的，我一定先收服海鷗

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你懂的

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來個腕...

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三角龍怎麼樣?

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你看這數量...

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我要放好幾隻三角龍

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這樣應該就不會輸了

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你跟其他恐龍一樣蠢到家

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我超討厭那個卡通裡面的超煩的母三角龍

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喔，老天

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加油海鷗，你們的兵力不多了

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加油!!!!

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你射偏了!!

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RRRRRRRR

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不!!!

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別啊!!!

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窩der海鷗RRRR

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再...再試一次

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我就不信邪

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加油!!!! 海鷗加油!!!

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團隊合作呢? 戰術呢? 技術呢?

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喔不....喔.....喔....

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我不知道是怎麼回事，但應該不是什麼好事

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還有一隻海鷗在堅守著

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對抗五隻三角龍!

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加油，海鷗

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哇...好...好...

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真的是神作

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沒有之一

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競技場!

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古羅馬人戰鬥的地方

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翼手龍!

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太棒了!

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上啊! 上啊!

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對! 就是這樣!

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再來

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再來!

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拿下那台坦克

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牠腳沒了，沒差

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牠是鳥，牠不需要腳(?

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我的天啊，沒錯!

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牠們贏了嗎?

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贏了! 翼手龍絕對會是我最喜歡的動物...我最喜歡的恐龍

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這絕對會很有趣

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因為我要來看看幾隻翼手龍能幹掉一隻海鷗(反了吧?)

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很有趣對吧?

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我很確定這些海鷗不會贏

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老天啊，翼手龍被幹翻了

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馬上被弄到生活無法自理

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海鷗真的不是蓋的，真的不是蓋的

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我賭三隻海鷗能殺了這隻翼手龍

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一隻死了

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注意!

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不...

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不是吧...

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彼得啊...

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我對你很失望，彼得

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終於，我們心中存在許久的疑問已獲得了科學上的解答

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至少我有啦

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我不知道，我常常在想這些問題

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好...

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我剛剛才知道可以在動物上面裝武器

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是吧，海鷗，是吧?

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裝備...

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雷射槍...

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ㄜ...

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不能裝雷射槍? 那炸彈呢?

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好了，這樣如何?

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我們給另一隊裝

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背上有槍的犀牛

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他喵的雷射槍海鷗

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他們全部都裝上雷射槍了

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好好好好好...

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這一定很猛x4

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然後...

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來個暴龍

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三隻暴龍

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然後，為了公平

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在給另外一隊一隻...

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狗(???)

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不不不，狗狗你這樣不太好

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狗狗你不該...別啊，狗狗，別...

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不要啊

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狗狗...狗狗你很勇敢

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喔，不...

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喔...不...

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可憐的小狗狗

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喔...Nnn whatcha sayyyyy~

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Mmmm datchu only meant wellll~

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well a' course you did~

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Mmmm watchu sayyyyy~

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Mm that's it's all for the best~~~

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這就是野獸戰鬥模擬器，別忘了按下喜歡

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忍術 Fam squad術