WEBVTT Kind: captions Language: en 00:00:00.140 --> 00:00:00.640 πŸ‘ 00:00:01.900 --> 00:00:03.640 πŸ‘MemeπŸ‘reviewπŸ‘ 00:00:04.900 --> 00:00:06.819 πŸ‘Say itπŸ‘aah 00:00:06.819 --> 00:00:08.846 Why did I do that? 00:00:08.846 --> 00:00:09.760 Meme review 00:00:09.940 --> 00:00:10.720 YouTube's 00:00:10.720 --> 00:00:11.420 YouTube's favorite 00:00:11.460 --> 00:00:11.960 YouTube's favorite show 00:00:12.000 --> 00:00:12.680 YouTube's favorite show everyone 00:00:12.680 --> 00:00:17.520 Say it with me: "Youtube favorite show everyone," say it with me 00:00:18.070 --> 00:00:24.420 I am so excited. Guess why, because this week's we have a lot of plentiful memes. Oh boy 00:00:25.320 --> 00:00:28.180 I'm excited. Let's begin meme number one 00:00:28.660 --> 00:00:29.200 πŸ‘ 00:00:29.200 --> 00:00:29.700 πŸ‘πŸ‘ 00:00:29.720 --> 00:00:32.200 JK Rowling she's back at it again 00:00:32.700 --> 00:00:38.260 Remember when JK Rowling went out and said "Oh, Hermione she can be black, it's canon totally! 00:00:38.520 --> 00:00:42.520 White skin was never specified. I am such a progressive person." 00:00:42.520 --> 00:00:43.800 I thought about this 00:00:43.809 --> 00:00:47.159 literally years ago before it was popular to be an annoying 00:00:47.320 --> 00:00:51.480 Verified Twatter on Twitter and then people pointed out. Wait a minute JK Rowling 00:00:51.480 --> 00:00:55.240 It says right here Hermione has a white face, you even wrote it yourself 00:00:56.460 --> 00:01:00.020 I mean JK Rowling has already been made fun of for this 00:01:00.060 --> 00:01:00.560 No one: 00:01:00.560 --> 00:01:01.680 JK Rowling 00:01:01.780 --> 00:01:05.000 Dobby had a 10 inch cock. Remember that, everyone? 00:01:05.000 --> 00:01:08.460 Well she went out again JK Rowling and said that Dumbledore and 00:01:08.460 --> 00:01:11.100 Grindelwald had an intense 00:01:11.100 --> 00:01:13.260 sexual relationship 00:01:13.260 --> 00:01:14.820 JK Rowling reappearing 00:01:14.820 --> 00:01:22.600 Every two months to say something literally no one asked about is me adding more random details to my essay to up my word count 00:01:22.600 --> 00:01:25.710 Listen, it would be fine if the characters were like this originally 00:01:25.710 --> 00:01:31.180 But it seems like you're changing them after the fact so you could see more inclusive and get good press 00:01:32.920 --> 00:01:34.180 Okay, I'm sorry I'll stop 00:01:34.680 --> 00:01:36.480 Okay, thank you 00:01:36.480 --> 00:01:37.560 Wait, just one more thing 00:01:38.439 --> 00:01:39.400 What is it? 00:01:39.400 --> 00:01:42.040 Guess um guess which character is actually gay 00:01:42.040 --> 00:01:42.540 What? 00:01:42.540 --> 00:01:44.879 I said guess which character is actually gay. 00:01:45.820 --> 00:01:47.350 I don't know 00:01:47.860 --> 00:01:49.340 All of them 00:01:50.280 --> 00:01:51.340 *poods skratta* 00:01:52.560 --> 00:01:55.920 JK Rowling confirms that Dumbledore had long ewww 00:01:55.920 --> 00:01:58.200 JK, please, no one asked 00:01:58.220 --> 00:02:01.560 JK Rowling reveals Dumbledore a gay 00:02:02.080 --> 00:02:09.120 JK Rowling reveals Dumbledore and Grindelwald had incredibly intense sexual relationship 00:02:09.320 --> 00:02:10.080 or 00:02:10.080 --> 00:02:14.920 JK Rowling reveals your mother is a homosexual 00:02:14.960 --> 00:02:20.140 JK Rowling confirms that the readers were gay all along 00:02:20.360 --> 00:02:26.020 Joke's on you. I never read Harry Potter because I'm not gay. I do like dick though. 00:02:26.519 --> 00:02:32.040 JK looks up fan fiction about Dumbledore and Ron having unprotected sex while Dobby is watching 00:02:32.040 --> 00:02:36.840 JK Rowling: My goodness, what a great idea. Why did I not think of that? 00:02:36.840 --> 00:02:37.700 At this point 00:02:37.760 --> 00:02:42.500 Yeah, this seems like she's just a fanfiction writer at this point. I mean it worked for Fifty Shades of Grey 00:02:42.660 --> 00:02:47.359 It's literally a Twilight fan fiction. Even Elon Musk himself confirms 00:02:47.730 --> 00:02:55.129 JK Rowling is gay. Now we know everyone which Harry Potter character is gay Harry Ron Hermione 00:02:56.040 --> 00:02:58.040 LMAO all of them 00:02:58.260 --> 00:03:00.260 ALL OF THEM ARE GAY 00:03:00.959 --> 00:03:06.979 Nobody JK Rowling the following wizards like fisting Jesus Christ stop 00:03:07.010 --> 00:03:09.590 She's like George Lucas and Steven Spielberg 00:03:10.290 --> 00:03:15.139 Editing their own old classics. They just can't keep their hands out of it JK Rowling 00:03:15.810 --> 00:03:21.229 After accidentally stumbling onto a Harry Potter furry fanfiction write that down 00:03:21.959 --> 00:03:26.449 JK Rowling when she announces the characters in Harry Potter are gay after 00:03:26.940 --> 00:03:30.700 20 years of existing as well as there being evidence of characters are straight. 00:03:30.700 --> 00:03:33.160 I gotta be honest with you guys, I'm kinda retarded 00:03:33.280 --> 00:03:35.080 How does he have that voice? 00:03:35.080 --> 00:03:38.480 JK Rowling reveals that Hagrid was black all along 00:03:38.480 --> 00:03:41.720 How could we uh, miss the Sun sure integral part of the story? 00:03:41.970 --> 00:03:48.919 You're a wizard mother why it was played by samuel l.jackson all along now. I'm gay and I agree with that 00:03:48.960 --> 00:03:53.760 Don't be fake and with the moon landing Thank You. JK Rowling, thank you. 00:03:53.900 --> 00:03:55.240 Harry Potter characters 00:03:55.680 --> 00:03:57.680 JK Rowling 00:03:59.069 --> 00:04:04.159 JK Rowling: hErMiOnE iS bLaCk. Also JK Rowling: her white face, though 00:04:04.500 --> 00:04:07.960 Characters from Harry Potter clearly isn't gay in any book that they're in 00:04:07.960 --> 00:04:11.560 JK Rowling: reality can be whatever I want 00:04:11.780 --> 00:04:15.540 All right, we get it Felix. There's an abundance of JK Rowling memes. 00:04:15.540 --> 00:04:18.440 I'm sorry. I just like it okay? This meme's 00:04:18.440 --> 00:04:18.940 πŸ‘ 00:04:18.940 --> 00:04:19.440 πŸ‘πŸ‘ 00:04:19.440 --> 00:04:21.720 will get the seven point gay 00:04:21.720 --> 00:04:23.500 Good joke Felix. Thank you 00:04:24.100 --> 00:04:25.540 NextπŸ‘memeπŸ‘ 00:04:25.540 --> 00:04:28.380 also related to someone making ermm 00:04:28.380 --> 00:04:30.180 Alright, let's just read what shane dawson tweeted. 00:04:30.180 --> 00:04:32.180 I didn't 🐱 my cat 00:04:32.340 --> 00:04:34.340 I didn't c🐱 on cat 00:04:34.340 --> 00:04:37.000 I didn't put my peepee anywhere near my cat 00:04:37.000 --> 00:04:39.140 I've never done anything weird with my cat 00:04:39.140 --> 00:04:43.460 I promised myself I wouldn't go in to make an apology videos at the last year's thing 00:04:43.460 --> 00:04:47.040 So I'm just trying to be as short and honest with this as possible. 00:04:47.040 --> 00:04:49.380 Thank youπŸ‘for your honesty Shane Dawson 00:04:49.580 --> 00:04:54.120 A guide to YouTube star Shane Dawson's viral apology about his cat 00:04:54.189 --> 00:04:58.919 This is why I tell you guys if you need help writing your apologies 00:04:59.189 --> 00:05:02.339 just let your boy know cuz you might end up like 00:05:02.949 --> 00:05:05.249 I mean this apology is 10 out of 10. I don't know 00:05:07.120 --> 00:05:08.400 What in the world 00:05:08.400 --> 00:05:10.979 So what happened was basically Shane on a podcast 00:05:11.650 --> 00:05:15.419 said that he came on his cat and he sounds pretty 00:05:15.639 --> 00:05:17.289 Sincere when he says it 00:05:17.289 --> 00:05:24.059 But I used to watch him Dawson like way back in the day and I know he had with like really edgy and strange sense 00:05:24.060 --> 00:05:29.069 Of humor it was always really overly sexual and I always thought it as a way of Shane 00:05:30.219 --> 00:05:37.319 Dealing with his own sexual frustrations. He hadn't come out as bisexual yet. So in retrospect it actually makes a lot of sense 00:05:37.389 --> 00:05:41.579 So while a lot of people might be shocked by this it's obviously just Shane 00:05:42.310 --> 00:05:45.119 making a joke, but the fact that he says it in such a 00:05:45.669 --> 00:05:50.848 Serious tone. I also understand why some people think it's real. Although it's clearly not real 00:05:51.339 --> 00:05:56.309 Okay, but the most important thing out of all this is of course. Yes 00:05:56.310 --> 00:05:58.120 That's right. Everybody the memes 00:05:58.120 --> 00:06:04.649 I mean this just brings whole new meaning to sad cat memes. I can't look at them the same way 00:06:04.649 --> 00:06:10.199 I just know Shane did something bad to *skratta*. Sorry cat. What did Shane do to you? 00:06:10.479 --> 00:06:14.128 Ah, oh, they're so sad and cute Shane hurt you 00:06:14.129 --> 00:06:19.468 didn't he just point out the GFuel way to chain touch you the only reason I'm bringing this up is to deflect from 00:06:20.349 --> 00:06:22.739 This story that I brought up on a podcast 00:06:23.680 --> 00:06:28.409 And I thought it was hilarious like but apparently he was more like shocked by it 00:06:28.569 --> 00:06:32.899 so the day at like he went to tell everyone in school that I didn't masturbate in my cat and I'm like 00:06:33.300 --> 00:06:37.130 That's not what I did, but then I realized that first of all, all right 00:06:37.130 --> 00:06:42.409 Let me just say guys in case you're listening to this podcast footage in your website and you're hurt 00:06:42.410 --> 00:06:44.140 Which honestly you should be 00:06:44.140 --> 00:06:46.300 Just know that I didn't f🐱 my cat 00:06:46.300 --> 00:06:47.329 I didn't come on my cat 00:06:47.570 --> 00:06:49.520 I didn't put my dick anywhere near my cat 00:06:49.520 --> 00:06:54.420 I never done anything weird with my cat, and I promised myself. I wasn't going to 00:06:54.420 --> 00:06:57.460 Thank you Shane Dawson, just for making that easier for me. 00:06:57.460 --> 00:07:00.230 Why did both me and Shane have the same history? 00:07:00.690 --> 00:07:06.350 Listen you I literally just had to rub my cat's belly and his dick would flop up and I was a kid and I thought 00:07:06.350 --> 00:07:12.049 That was funny. All right, stop it, please Wall Street Journal Vox News please 00:07:12.120 --> 00:07:19.370 Shane Dawson's cat tomorrow on Good Morning America those poor kitty know everyone bangs his pants me 00:07:19.370 --> 00:07:23.810 No way. Come on. I can't believe everything you hear. Oh, yeah daddy likes 00:07:24.960 --> 00:07:32.600 Okay. All right. Let's move on Shane Dawson. I'm warning Sheen does his cat. She says Christ I oh god 00:07:32.600 --> 00:07:36.379 Absolutely. No one Shane Dawson Jess. I 00:07:37.020 --> 00:07:42.919 Think we need Shane a meme review at this point. Oh my god everyone 3-chain. Damn 00:07:42.919 --> 00:07:48.049 I thought he'd ask you skank Shane Dawson. He said yes. Okay. Now you've gone too far 00:07:48.590 --> 00:07:55.669 Chucky cheese when they find out Shane Dawson was effing his kin Chuckie Cheese. I bet they're the ones that discovered this 00:07:56.610 --> 00:07:58.760 the Shane Dawson meme gets a 00:07:59.820 --> 00:08:03.829 7-point gay cats, by the way, the cat is gay. I feel bad 00:08:03.830 --> 00:08:08.510 Like honestly a lot of people are memeing this but a lot of people are actually taking this very seriously 00:08:08.850 --> 00:08:14.659 And are actually mad at Shane Dawson and going after Shane Dawson and attacking him just for this 00:08:14.660 --> 00:08:17.689 you know in a way I can really relate to him because you know 00:08:17.690 --> 00:08:22.969 He had an edgy past that obviously follows him around and it's not who who he is anymore 00:08:23.400 --> 00:08:25.700 So I can relate and I feel bad 00:08:25.700 --> 00:08:30.260 So it'd be nice and support Shane everyone and also Shane 00:08:30.260 --> 00:08:33.320 Happy marriage, is that what you say? Happy marriage? 00:08:33.320 --> 00:08:35.020 πŸ‘NextπŸ‘meme 00:08:35.020 --> 00:08:36.660 Deaf people. That's right, everyone 00:08:36.680 --> 00:08:39.709 The internet has discovered that deaf people exist 00:08:39.839 --> 00:08:41.640 They do in fact exist 00:08:41.640 --> 00:08:43.490 you know when you watch something on 00:08:43.490 --> 00:08:50.020 flicks and then the subtitles just shows up being like noise in the background like an audible sound or like 00:08:51.440 --> 00:08:52.060 [cOUghs IN SWedIsH] 00:08:52.220 --> 00:08:56.240 Music playing. Well that's become a meme now subtitles 00:08:57.090 --> 00:09:02.119 Music deaf people it's there has to be an old name. This cannot be 00:09:02.700 --> 00:09:08.239 Subtitles outside sounds deaf people Wow, I can truly experience this 00:09:08.250 --> 00:09:15.770 Thank you subtitles and Netflix. Thank you so much. I was wondering like how did they react to that? They're like, um 00:09:16.350 --> 00:09:20.269 Okay. Now this is no weighing shape or form making fun of bad people. Of course 00:09:20.270 --> 00:09:25.850 I just want to make that clear before box rights or not an article. This is just a way to acknowledge and 00:09:26.400 --> 00:09:30.170 Understand them trying to learn each other trying to make a place better world 00:09:30.690 --> 00:09:37.820 Subtitles cool jazz music that's people. I wonder if it does it say that in spider-man. That would make me happy subtitles 00:09:37.820 --> 00:09:43.249 Scary sound deaf people Felix. Now you stepping a little too far on the toes here 00:09:43.250 --> 00:09:48.260 Okay, but let me just ask one simple question what language do deaf people? 00:09:49.440 --> 00:09:52.249 Thinking they never heard language 00:09:52.770 --> 00:09:56.840 Then how do they think a very philosophical meme indeed? 00:09:57.420 --> 00:09:59.420 captions 00:10:01.050 --> 00:10:08.029 Yes, when the deaf person asks you what time it is but you don't understand sign where's language and it's 00:10:08.910 --> 00:10:10.999 8:54 so you have to improvise 00:10:11.850 --> 00:10:14.149 that relatable moment when it's 00:10:15.480 --> 00:10:22.219 5:23 and you don't know the time. Okay. Alright, I'm sorry for being insensitive. I had gomennasai 00:10:22.320 --> 00:10:24.320 alright sumimasen 00:10:24.320 --> 00:10:27.800 But let me ask you another question if a deaf person 00:10:28.800 --> 00:10:33.050 Goes to court it is still called a hearing 00:10:40.850 --> 00:10:47.259 Top five comments do I have the green screen on what the hell? Why is it on? Ah 00:10:48.230 --> 00:10:50.949 deaf people exist reddit right now 00:10:50.950 --> 00:10:57.220 I mean, I think that summarizes it pretty well this meme gets a gay deaf person. I don't know 00:10:57.950 --> 00:11:04.660 Last meme, that's right. We have time for one more meme everyone. Hope you guys are excited about this one 00:11:04.760 --> 00:11:10.750 It's gonna be very epic. Now. This Ralph meme has become popular and thank God 00:11:10.750 --> 00:11:17.739 I'm not supposed to give my opinion, but thank God. I really wanted another cartoon meme Family Guy 00:11:18.410 --> 00:11:20.050 Simpson Spongebob 00:11:20.050 --> 00:11:24.880 There's just not enough cartoon names Ralph can't be in another meme his last one 00:11:24.880 --> 00:11:29.889 Got too popular Ralph Ralph, please World War 1 soldiers in 00:11:30.470 --> 00:11:34.930 1918 we survived the Great War Spanish flu just came out of nowhere 00:11:35.690 --> 00:11:41.259 Mediocre action movie director. I don't really like this me mediocre action movie director 00:11:41.290 --> 00:11:45.969 We need an actor to play the main Cara main Joel son. Dwayne the rock 00:11:46.490 --> 00:11:51.279 Johnson I can appreciate this one of these lava exists your dog. No 00:11:54.050 --> 00:11:57.009 Okay, that's good whatever I start my PC 00:11:57.080 --> 00:11:57.610 Yeah 00:11:57.610 --> 00:12:05.229 Why does Skype keep thing existing Jesus in Christ and discord don't even get me started a finished 00:12:05.510 --> 00:12:12.040 Program. I don't know why it happened. I cannot launch discord unless it launches itself at startup 00:12:12.040 --> 00:12:14.589 So if I close it and then try to launch it again 00:12:14.590 --> 00:12:19.720 It doesn't work and I can't even uninstall it and stay if I want to play games team 00:12:19.720 --> 00:12:24.610 I'll just start you when I dig straight down in Minecraft. Oh god 00:12:24.800 --> 00:12:31.060 I know the feeling small game developer stars relatively successful game. Seriously. Eh 00:12:31.970 --> 00:12:38.589 Quentin tarantino's so i'm making this new movie white actors who want to say they okay. Alright, okay 00:12:38.600 --> 00:12:44.980 okay, one more you kids gets one more famous pulls down pants to take a sh 00:12:45.560 --> 00:12:46.440 ant-man 00:12:46.440 --> 00:12:46.940 πŸ‘ 00:12:46.940 --> 00:12:47.440 πŸ‘πŸ‘ 00:12:47.440 --> 00:12:53.960 I rate this meme a four gay Ralphs. Thank you guys for watching another episode of meme review 00:12:54.340 --> 00:12:54.840 πŸ‘ 00:12:55.560 --> 00:12:57.320 πŸ‘blue shirt kid 00:12:57.460 --> 00:13:04.780 will he host meme review the real question that everyone asks at the beginning of this video now smash like if you want 00:13:04.900 --> 00:13:10.320 Blue shirt kid to host meme review and I will see what I can do. All right, but for now 00:13:10.860 --> 00:13:13.740 *Felix descending into the abyss because TSeries is passing him* 00:13:14.380 --> 00:13:16.473 What [insert irrelevant game name] 00:13:16.473 --> 00:13:17.520 becoming relevant 00:13:21.170 --> 00:13:23.170 No, no, don't leave 00:13:24.260 --> 00:13:28.330 No, please sponsor eagle. Please do something 00:13:30.629 --> 00:13:32.629 Yes, yeah 00:13:35.639 --> 00:13:38.988 This game is still relevant God DAMNIT!!