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This has gone along quite enough!

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Sweden has been a peaceful country!

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But not anymore!

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Now of course,

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I would never incite violence towards T-Series.

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But, in a hypothetical scenario...

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You versus me. Hua cha cha cha cha cha cha cha!

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I'm gonna show how that would look like.

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I'm just gonna show you guys just how confident I feel in fighting T-Series.

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So, there's a new level on this game...

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called Crab.

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That's right, Crab.

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That's cause T-Series...

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I know that they are crab people.

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And I'm here to demonstrate.

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God damn crab people...

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I'm not racist of course, but I freaking hate crab people.

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Okay.

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Oh my God.

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I have entered their base.

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What are...

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Nunchucks!
*angelic music plays*

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OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH

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*smack sound*

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Combo!

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Combo!

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That's what I'm talking about!

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*multiple smack sounds*

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You want some? You get some.

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*grunt*

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Oh, shoot...

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(felix going sicko mode rare footage!)

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lets go for the knees! GAHAWHah

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get em

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get those [knees boi]

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what do you want

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𝕗𝕚𝕟𝕖

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,.-~*¨¯¨*·~-.¸-(_ you know what _)-,.-~*¨¯¨*·~-.¸

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fiຖē fiຖē, ITS OK, i'๓ ຖ໐t ງ໐iຖງ t໐ fiງht ฯ໐น

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I ᒍᑌᔕT ᑕᗩᗰE TO ᔕEᑎᗪ ᗩ ᗰEᔕᔕᗩGE

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And I never show mercy [red eye flares]

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Come Here

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[Sub 2 PewDiePie] *ExTrEmE FiGhT ScEnE*

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AHHHHHHHH

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Ahh

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*Happiness Noises*

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This is my weapon now

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*again EPIC FIGHT SCENE*

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DAMN IT

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ka Fuf

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*Breathing Noises*

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*Game Voice* : persistence is a thing few fighters have

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*Game Voice* : Show us you are Ready to die

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*Game Voice* : Salute me

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*Sicko Mode*

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Kawaiiiiii *0w0*

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huha hahaha

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Oh ,There we got a new weapon

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I've been waiting for these

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*gasps*

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My Japanese blades

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Nihongo Katana

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Forgive me, but I must all out  *Angel noises*

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While you guys play Minecraft  *Angel Noises*

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I study the blade

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*War Drum Beats*

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*screeching metal noises*

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*EpIc FiGhT ScEnE*

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[get those arms boi]

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[Sub 2 Pewds Or This will Happen to you, if you are already subbed ignore this]

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Swedish Strategy

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Everyday Son

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Honga

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I'm the crab now

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Bih

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T- S E R I E S  is gonna be like this

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[Get Those Knees Pewds]

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Who did that?

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[get those arms boi]

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oh Fu*k I Fu*kin hate how just one guy shows up out of no where and kills you

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*Game Voice* : This weapon will hurt you

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oh I got a new weapon

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any weapon will take it T- S E R I E S

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Where's the weapon then

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Jesus Christ

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Where's the weapon

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WHERE

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*wolverine blades show up*

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HUUH

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WOAH

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HOH

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HMM

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AHH

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That is so cool

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Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha

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T-S E R I E S

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YOU DON'T KNOW MY REAL POWER

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*wolverine fight scene by Pewds*

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*Shows the no-no finger accidentally*

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YOUU

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Uh HAHAHAHA

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IMMA SCRATCH UP N I P P L E S BI*CH

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Come here

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NOO

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*Scratches That Guy's B UTT

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LISTEN TO ME  x2

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LISTEN TO ME YOU SICK

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YOU'RE SICK AND YOU NEED AMPUTATE

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Can't Say Anything

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OH GOD

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*Sonic noises*

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HUH

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DON'T THINK SO BUDDY

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THIS IS SWEDEN

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That was cool

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That was definitely cool

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I SAID DON'T WAVE

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THATS WHAT I'M TALKIN' ABOUT

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*Game voice* : There are many left to kill

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YEAH yeah bring them , bring 'em

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WHAT IS THAT

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Ohh Okay I got it

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I got it

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It's a frisbee

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It's a frisbee

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And a FREAKIN' SWORD

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What the hell

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If anyone comes this near

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I'm Gonna use the DEADLY Frisbee

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HUH

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*BRUH MOMENT*

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Are you kidding me?

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Don't make me use frisbee

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*BOOMERANG MOMENT*

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THE GOD DAMN FRISBEE SUCKS

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DON'T MAKE ME USE THE FIRSBEE

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*BRUH*

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GOD * Struggle noises*

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NOOO FISBEE

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YOU KNOW WHAT I DON'T NEED ANYTHING ELSE

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BRING IT

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BRING HIM

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OHHH MY GOD

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OHH GOD

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I never fought a fu*kin CRAB before

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OHH GOD

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The Final Battle

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PewDiePIe Versus T- S E R I E S

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They are claiming crabs

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PETA is gonna be so mad

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Okay bring it

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God he is so tiny

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Oh God that's a CRAB Attack

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I'm just Studying my opponent

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OH GOD

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HO

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*CRAB BATTLE INTENSIFIES*

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GO AWAY COLLAB(CRAB)

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GO AWAY THIS IS NOT PERSONAL

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IT AIN'T PERSONAL

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YES I GOT HIS CLAW

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NOW HIS OTHER CLAW

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[GET HIS CLAW PEWDS]

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WE FIGHT THIS CLAW

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YES

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HAHAHAHA

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*breaths*

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Hah hahhaha

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AHH

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hahaha

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Come here

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NO come here

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come here

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Daddy wants a hug

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Daddy wants a HUUUG

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COME HERE

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COME HERE I SAID

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FU*K OFF YOU BI**

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* BREATHING* *RESTORING ENERGY*

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PAW

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[PUNCH THE SH1T OUT PEWDS]

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*gasping*

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AH

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he is tryna' Run

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he's tryna' run

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come, come here

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come here

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come here

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come here

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YOU KILLED HIM

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HOW COULD YOU

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HE WAS JUST A BAD-BAD

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AHHHHHHH

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*BATTLE INTENSIFIES*

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DON'T

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*grunts*

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*Something japanese *

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*BATTLE INTENSIFIED*

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OH GAWD

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*CRAB VERSUS PEWDS*

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this is disgusting

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I LOVE YOU *kisses*[don't tell marzia]

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but we have to be like this

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I'm sorry

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you're not good enough

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[crab goes sicko mode ]

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*Game voice* : Raise your hands , Victory is yours

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"Not until it stops breathing" - pewds 2k19

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okay , I guees that was it

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That is it for the crabs , I wanted more crabs

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are you kidding me?

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*Game voice* : This is a real weapon

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WHAT?

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YESSS

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YEESSSSSS

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AHHH

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HAHAHAHAHAHA

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AHHH

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HAHA HAAH

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I'M THE CRAB KING

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CRAB KING , KRAB KING

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KRAB KING

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they will feed off your n i p p l e s

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they will feed off them

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ahhh

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ha hahaha

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*breaths*

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Come here

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urghhhh ahhhhh

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*Heavy breathing*

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ahhhh

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CRAB

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king

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CRAB

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king

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CRAB

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king

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*Punch*

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OHH I can hold the weapon as the crab king

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*casual fights with pewds*

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*Game voice* : Take up your weapon and salute

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Oh I'm Giant

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oh my god

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HAHAHA

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HAHAHA

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CRAB KING

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CRAB KING

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CRAB KING

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CRAB KING

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CRAB KING

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GAWH HAHAHAHA

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*wheezes*

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AH HAHA

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OHHH ITS LIKE

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PLUCKING PETALS OF A FLOWER

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DOES HE LOVE ME

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DOES HE LOVE ME NAWT

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OHHHHHHH

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*PEWD beeps*

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Oh what you gonna do

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uhh GOOD MOVE

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good move

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CRAB KING

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CRAB KING

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That's Right Dance for CRAB KING

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okay, alright punch me as hard as you can

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OH wow that was really good

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lemme just

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ohhh  ohhhh

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ohh

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oopsie

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OOPSIIIIEEEEE

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hey come here

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arrgghh I wanted to get a HUG

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oh look he dropped a little weapon

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look at this cute little weapon

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oh he is still alive over there

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oh you dropped your foot

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*laughs*

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you dropped your little foot

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lemme just get that for you

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CRAB King is very generous you know

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lets just get you little footie

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hey buddy

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hey buddy how you doin'

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isn't that your foot

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here put it back on

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let me put it back on

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stop , stop

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I'm gonna have

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there we go

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Right back on

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just thankful

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CRAB KING

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CRAB KING

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WELL WELL WELL

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I've been playing Gorn

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god damn look at my face

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hope you guys enjoy this episode ( yes , we did)

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and T-S E R I E S   I hope I explain myself

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I hope I made Myself Clear

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CRAB KING 4 LYF

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CRAB KING RULZ

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ALL  H A I L  CRAB KING

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See you guys next time , byeeee

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[SUB 2 PEWDIEPIE IF You are tired of this or if not then also sub to pewds]

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PLAY THIS GAME ,THIS GAME IS EPIC , YOU GUYS SHOULD TRY THIS GAME. 5 STARS

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