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這已經足夠了！

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瑞典一直是一個和平的國家！

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但不是了！

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當然，現在，

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我永遠不會對T系列煽動暴力。

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但是，在一個假設的場景中......

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你和我。華茶茶茶茶茶茶茶！

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我要展示一下它會是什麼樣子。

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我要向你們展示一下我對抗T系列的自信心。

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所以，這個遊戲有了新的水平......

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叫螃蟹。

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沒錯，螃蟹。

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那是因為T系列...

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我知道他們是螃蟹人。

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我來這裡證明。

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該死的蟹人......

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我當然不是種族主義者，但我討厭仇恨螃蟹的人。

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好的。

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哦，我的上帝。

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我已進入他們的基地。

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什麼是......

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雙截棍！
*天使音樂*

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OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH

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*聲音*

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組合！

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組合！

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我正是這個意思！

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*多重聲音*

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你想要一些嗎？你得到一些。

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*咕嚕*

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哦，拍...

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（felix去病態模式罕見的鏡頭！）

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讓我們去跪下吧！ GAHAWHah

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抓住他們

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得到那些[膝蓋boi]

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你想要什麼

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𝕗𝕚𝕟𝕖

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，.-〜*¨¨¨* ~~-.-  - （_你知道什麼_） - ，.-〜*¨¯¨* ~~-.¸

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fiຖfi fiຖē，ITS OK，i'3ຖ0tງ0ຖງt0 fiງhtฯ0น

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我ᒍᑌᔕTO TOᑎᗪᑎᗪᗩᗰEᔕᔕᗩGE

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我從不表現出憐憫[紅眼耀斑]

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過來

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[Sub 2 PewDiePie] * ExTrEmE FiGhT ScEnE *

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AHHHHHHHH

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啊

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*幸福吵鬧*

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這是我的武器

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*再次EPIC戰斗場景*

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該死的

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ka Fuf

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*呼吸噪音*

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*遊戲之聲*：持久性是戰士所擁有的東西

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* Game Voice *：告訴我們你已經準備好了

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* Game Voice *：向我致敬

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* Sicko模式*

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Kawaiiiiii * 0w0 *

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哈哈哈哈哈

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哦，我們有一把新武器

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我一直在等這些

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*喘氣*

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我的日本刀片

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Nihongo Katana

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原諒我，但我必須全力以赴*天使之聲*

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當你們玩Minecraft * Angel Noises *

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我研究刀片

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* War Drum Beats *

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*尖銳的金屬噪音*

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* EpIc FiGhT ScEnE *

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[得到那些武器]

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[Sub 2 Pewds Or這將發生在你身上，如果你已經沒有了，請忽略這一點]

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瑞典戰略

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日常的兒子

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Honga

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我現在是螃蟹

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波黑

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T系列會是這樣的

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[得到那些膝蓋披肩]

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誰做的？

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[得到那些武器]

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哦Fu * k我Fu * kin討厭一個人出現在哪裡並殺死你

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*遊戲聲音*：這種武器會傷害你

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哦，我有一把新武器

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任何武器都會把它帶到T系列

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那麼武器在哪裡

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耶穌基督

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武器在哪裡

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哪裡

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*狼獾葉片出現*

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HUUH

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哇

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斛

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HMM

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AHH

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真是太酷了

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哈哈哈哈哈

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TS ERIES

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你不知道我真正的力量

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* Pewds的狼獾戰斗場景*

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*意外地顯示禁忌手指*

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YOUU

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呃哈哈哈

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IMMA劃分NIPPLES BI * CH

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過來

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NOO

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*劃分那個傢伙的B UTT

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聽我說x2

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聆聽我的聲音

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你會感覺不舒服，你需要暫停

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不能說什麼

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天啊

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*聲音噪音*

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HUH

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不要認為如此

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這是瑞典人

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那很酷

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那絕對很酷

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我說不要浪費

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那就是我所說的關於我的事

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*遊戲聲音*：還有很多人要殺人

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YEAH是的，帶上他們，帶上他們

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那是什麼

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哦，好吧，我明白了

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我知道了

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這是一個飛盤

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這是一個飛盤

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還有一個FREAKIN'SWORD

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我勒個去

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如果有人來這附近

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我將使用死飛盤

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HUH

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* BRUH MOMENT *

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你在跟我開玩笑嗎？

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不要讓我用飛盤

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* BOOMERANG MOMENT *

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上帝詛咒弗里斯貝克

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不要讓我使用FIRSBEE

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* BRUH *

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上帝*奮鬥的聲音*

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NOOO FISBEE

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你知道我什麼都不需要

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帶來它

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帶上他

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OHHH我的上帝

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OHH上帝

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我以前從來沒有打過過fu * kin CRAB

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OHH上帝

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最後的戰鬥

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PewDiePIe與T系列

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他們聲稱是螃蟹

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PETA會如此瘋狂

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好的，帶來它

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上帝他是如此的小

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哦，上帝，這是一個CRAB攻擊

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我只是在研究我的對手

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天啊

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HO

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* CRAB BATTLE INTENSIFIES *

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GO AWAY COLLAB（CRAB）

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走開這不是個人的

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這不是個人的

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是的我得到了他的爪子

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現在他的其他CLAW

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[GET HIS CLAW PEWDS]

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我們打破了這個謊言

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是

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HAHAHAHA

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*呼吸*

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哈哈哈哈

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AHH

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哈哈哈

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過來

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不來這裡

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過來

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爸爸想要一個擁抱

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爸爸想要一個人

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過來

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來這裡，我說

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FU * K OFF你BI **

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*呼吸* *恢復能量*

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爪子

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[PUNCH THE SH1T OUT PEWDS]

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*喘氣*

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啊

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他是'試試'

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他試著跑

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過來，過來

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過來

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過來

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過來

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他殺了他

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你怎麼能

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他只是一個壞人

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AHHHHHHH

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*戰鬥強度*

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別

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*鱸*

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*日語*

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*戰鬥強化*

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OH GAWD

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* CRAB VERSUS PEWDS *

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這太噁心了

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我愛你*親吻* [不要告訴marzia]

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但我們必須是這樣的

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對不起

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你還不夠好

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[螃蟹去病態模式]

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*遊戲聲音*：舉手，勝利是你的

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“直到它停止呼吸” - 皮爾斯2k19

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好吧，我猜是的

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那是螃蟹，我想要更多的螃蟹

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你在跟我開玩笑嗎？

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*遊戲聲音*：這是一個真正的武器

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什麼？

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YESSS

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YEESSSSSS

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AHHH

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哈哈哈哈哈哈

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AHHH

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哈哈哈哈

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我是螃蟹王

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CRAB KING，KRAB KING

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KRAB KING

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他們會餵你的乳頭

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他們會吃掉它們

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唉唉

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哈哈哈

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*呼吸*

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過來

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urghhhh ahhhhh

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*沉重的呼吸*

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哈啊

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螃蟹

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王

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螃蟹

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王

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螃蟹

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王

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*沖床*

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OHH我可以拿著螃蟹王的武器

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*與pewds休閒打架*

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*遊戲聲音*：拿起你的武器並致敬

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哦，我是巨人

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哦，我的上帝

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哈哈哈

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哈哈哈

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CRAB KING

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CRAB KING

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CRAB KING

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CRAB KING

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CRAB KING

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GAWH哈哈哈

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*喘息*

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哈哈哈

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OHHH它就像

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一朵花的花瓣

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他愛我嗎

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他愛我嗎？

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OHHHHHHH

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* PEWD發出嗶嗶聲*

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哦，你要做什麼

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嗯好的移動

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好動

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CRAB KING

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CRAB KING

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那是CRAB KING的正確舞蹈

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好吧，好吧，盡可能地打我

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哦，哇真的很好

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只是

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哦，哦

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喔

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oopsie

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OOPSIIIIEEEEE

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嘿來這裡

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arrgghh我想得到一個HUG

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哦，看他掉了一點武器

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看看這個可愛的小武器

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哦，他還活著

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哦，你放下你的腳

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*笑*

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你放下了你的小腳

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lemme只是為了你

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你知道CRAB King非常慷慨

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讓我們小小的一點

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嗨朋友

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嘿伙計你怎麼做'

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不是你的腳

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在這裡重新開始

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讓我把它放回去

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停下來，停下來

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我會的

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我們走了

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馬上回來

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只是感恩

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CRAB KING

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CRAB KING

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好不好

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我一直在玩Gorn

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該死的看著我的臉

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希望你們喜歡這一集（是的，我們做到了）

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和TS ERIESI希望我自己解釋一下

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我希望自己清楚

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CRAB KING 4 LYF

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CRAB KING RULZ

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所有有螃蟹王

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下次見到你們，byeeee

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[SUB 2 PEWDIEPIE如果你厭倦了這個，或者如果沒有，那麼也會轉向pewds]

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玩這個遊戲，這個遊戲是史詩，你是誰應該嘗試這個遊戲。 5星

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編輯'（BRAD1和SIVE 1）和翻譯家的生活也很重要，請檢查他們的通道太多