WEBVTT Kind: captions Language: en 00:00:00.640 --> 00:00:01.200 Hi Felix 00:00:01.480 --> 00:00:02.760 Konnichiwa Everyone(lOl) 00:00:02.760 --> 00:00:06.140 It's me another day... Jesus Christ! 00:00:06.260 --> 00:00:09.300 Another day another video just cuz I'm out traveling 00:00:09.639 --> 00:00:11.429 Doesn't mean the videos stop 00:00:11.429 --> 00:00:17.240 I know... that's why we had this amazing new set up that is not close to close-up at all 00:00:17.500 --> 00:00:21.080 This is nice and intimate aren't you enjoying this? (no) 00:00:21.080 --> 00:00:22.120 STREAM FAILS(BITCH) 00:00:22.120 --> 00:00:23.880 That's what we're talking about today 00:00:23.880 --> 00:00:30.359 I never done one(HELL YEAH), so I can't really relate to what we're about to witness in this video. Good joke, Felix 00:00:31.029 --> 00:00:36.179 But here are some epic stream fails of not just people making mistakes 00:00:36.180 --> 00:00:41.060 but getting trolled epic style by the viewers which again 00:00:41.060 --> 00:00:46.340 I cannot relate to cause I've never been trolled by the viewers. I am just too smart for that 00:00:49.960 --> 00:00:52.420 It just not happen and I want to start this off with 00:00:52.420 --> 00:00:52.900 the reason why I'm making this video because it's my favorite clip of all time 00:00:53.110 --> 00:00:59.279 I laugh just thinking about it poor innocent girl. Just wanted to play Minecraft. I couldn't find a better quality 00:00:59.280 --> 00:01:04.919 Why is it so bad? And someone in the chat; I can't believe how you could sink this low. It's super worthwhile 00:01:04.920 --> 00:01:08.040 Hold the pickaxe look at lava push Q 00:01:08.860 --> 00:01:11.699 Someone comments: It's super worthwhile. 00:01:13.060 --> 00:01:16.110 Look at lava and press Q. Okay 00:01:17.500 --> 00:01:19.500 Oh 00:01:24.220 --> 00:01:30.509 Poor pickaxe she threw it right into the lava. This is so sad 00:01:33.800 --> 00:01:37.090 But wait, it gets better 00:01:37.880 --> 00:01:38.900 Okay 00:01:38.900 --> 00:01:41.709 why it only works with oh, I'm so I'm so 00:01:42.320 --> 00:01:45.099 Stupid so the person comments again 00:01:45.100 --> 00:01:50.160 I can only imagine I don't see the chat it only works with diamond pickaxe. 00:01:50.160 --> 00:01:52.540 The first pickaxe you sent into the lava 00:01:52.970 --> 00:01:55.150 That's too cheap. You need to throw in the 00:01:56.180 --> 00:01:58.180 another one :V 00:02:04.940 --> 00:02:10.329 You gotta you gotta appreciate when you acknowledge that you're really stupid and then you do something even more stupid 00:02:11.090 --> 00:02:14.740 Now I don't afford this girl. I would do the same thing to be honest 00:02:15.410 --> 00:02:22.179 if I wasn't so goddamn smart never I have I been troll and Winnie the Pooh if Tigger was black 00:02:22.180 --> 00:02:29.110 What would okay. Alright, shout out to my boy. Nicky gears. Oh my god, Jesus Christ Felix 00:02:29.110 --> 00:02:32.830 What are you doing? Read this message? I'm forcing it. Stop singing 00:02:35.209 --> 00:02:37.070 Why did I fall for that? 00:02:37.070 --> 00:02:41.829 Jesus Christ you could get a third person with keel just don't do on the horse. It's a bit buggy 00:02:42.350 --> 00:02:47.499 Just don't do it on the horse in console. It's a bit buggy, press Q in the console 00:02:53.090 --> 00:02:55.090 How could you be so stupid 00:02:55.670 --> 00:03:01.420 I would never fall for something like that. This is the reason I don't live stream this 00:03:01.940 --> 00:03:05.619 Don't do it on the horse. It's a bit buggy. Well played 00:03:06.290 --> 00:03:09.099 Yeah, I guess my dick see wreck. What's up? 00:03:13.940 --> 00:03:16.119 It's funny when they realize right after 00:03:17.269 --> 00:03:21.520 What's up, my bro? I just shat my pants. Let's get this bread guys! 00:03:21.520 --> 00:03:22.419 Aww Dammit 00:03:25.190 --> 00:03:27.190 Like Dixie or something 00:03:31.739 --> 00:03:39.229 You gonna do that... Old art do a special attack hold our do special attack it resets the game Jesus Christ 00:03:40.140 --> 00:03:42.229 Is such a dick move. 00:03:42.959 --> 00:03:44.959 Oh my god! 00:03:46.319 --> 00:03:48.319 I kind of want to just make a game 00:03:49.230 --> 00:03:53.120 for treamers and have one button that just flips *bass* everything up 00:03:53.120 --> 00:03:57.260 Why is it funny? It's really not funny, but it's also hilarious 00:03:57.260 --> 00:03:59.040 =)))))))))) 00:03:59.040 --> 00:04:01.040 Huge huge load of sick 00:04:01.709 --> 00:04:07.128 My mom's here. No can't you sub another day some another day? 00:04:08.159 --> 00:04:11.388 Load of seamen. They don't got it. Mom. I 00:04:12.060 --> 00:04:14.060 Don't know who that is 00:04:14.970 --> 00:04:16.970 There's this some troll 00:04:22.530 --> 00:04:27.679 Just having to explain that to your mom as well that just makes it 10 times better. Oh, is this huge nog? 00:04:28.009 --> 00:04:32.809 Can you imagine having that conversation with your mom? Just sub another day, please god. Damn 00:04:32.810 --> 00:04:35.570 I can't tell if this is one of the things would I just meet think 00:04:35.699 --> 00:04:36.889 Think it's funny or not 00:04:36.889 --> 00:04:38.849 Just because I can see myself in this 00:04:38.849 --> 00:04:45.889 situation and it would actually happen to me and it is the only reason I don't scream anymore because I'm just getting cybernetically bullied just 00:04:46.229 --> 00:04:50.779 Kidding. Okay, I would never fall for your foul tricks these bunny fools. I 00:04:51.330 --> 00:04:53.330 Swallow, come come great 00:05:01.680 --> 00:05:03.680 How did I poke 00:05:13.740 --> 00:05:15.740 The 00:05:19.710 --> 00:05:25.130 Thing is like you're streaming. It's so hard to it's so hard to be streamer gay 00:05:25.130 --> 00:05:31.399 You just don't understand but your your focus is so shifted on so many things already like it's not just a game 00:05:31.400 --> 00:05:36.320 But also the chat and trying to understand what is happening really got to be good at multitasking 00:05:36.419 --> 00:05:40.848 So then when people catch you off guard with that kind of mess I get it, okay 00:05:41.969 --> 00:05:43.969 Hey, look, it's forsen 00:05:44.309 --> 00:05:46.309 space ah 00:05:49.080 --> 00:05:51.080 You fool for seven 00:05:56.429 --> 00:05:58.429 What's happening 00:05:58.529 --> 00:06:02.928 Precious space proceeds to masturbate what the fuck Sarah there is no donation 00:06:03.659 --> 00:06:09.738 That there's no he already raised it. What are you saying? It's out donation. There re subs tiger harvest 00:06:09.739 --> 00:06:12.049 Thank you for your sob gully lord. Thank you for your five months 00:06:12.599 --> 00:06:18.199 Crispy, thank you for your four months Travie. Oh man. Thank you for your six dollars. I'm tim, son 00:06:19.709 --> 00:06:23.209 I don't notice anything Mike Hawk Meredith 00:06:29.189 --> 00:06:31.189 Shut up to my dick 00:06:31.529 --> 00:06:39.109 Just want to interrupt this video and give a huge shout-out to my pothole. I love woody doesn't register either. It's equally funny and 00:06:39.869 --> 00:06:41.869 No one 00:06:41.999 --> 00:06:44.479 no, don't do it g4 for 00:06:46.709 --> 00:06:49.039 Some chunks why he doesn't work. Oh 00:06:51.089 --> 00:06:54.859 God oh no three zeroes in 1g. Oh 00:06:56.879 --> 00:06:58.879 And 00:06:59.009 --> 00:07:01.009 1g 00:07:02.849 --> 00:07:07.578 Do your y'all's codes are fuck busted make sure you're typing the right thing dude oh 00:07:08.909 --> 00:07:10.909 I 00:07:11.189 --> 00:07:15.018 Don't know I feel about this not a third time, please 00:07:16.319 --> 00:07:18.319 Try X please 00:07:29.789 --> 00:07:34.488 This is a great compilation by the way, I'm sure every Chad there's gonna be like, I already saw this video 00:07:34.489 --> 00:07:36.979 I know but it's funny. Okay 00:07:39.090 --> 00:07:44.760 His vent ro it's about hold on mutters like that's the song you like 00:07:46.540 --> 00:07:51.299 She says she says oh my goddess 00:07:53.500 --> 00:07:58.139 I hate that goddamn sound. I hate that goddamn sound 00:08:01.540 --> 00:08:06.989 Smash like if you got trolled as well, let me know so I know who's a headphone user and 00:08:07.600 --> 00:08:14.760 Smash like twice if you have the razor PewDiePie it falls just so I can know if you're a headphone razor be the PI user 00:08:15.070 --> 00:08:17.939 God, damn, why ever did that two questions this time? 00:08:18.520 --> 00:08:24.120 One of those medical related and the other ones not which one do you want? First the non one first, let's know that 00:08:24.760 --> 00:08:26.760 Is just me 00:08:27.100 --> 00:08:31.139 Talking. Yeah, does it smell like what? Oh, no dog 00:08:32.140 --> 00:08:34.499 Dr. Murphy, please. Yep. What's that? 00:08:37.210 --> 00:08:39.210 Sorry, what's up, dog? 00:08:53.620 --> 00:08:55.110 Why is up dog funny 00:08:55.110 --> 00:09:01.260 It's the lamest joke of all times and lamest dad you ever crafted you get hit by an up dog? 00:09:01.270 --> 00:09:03.539 You might as well just end your career right there 00:09:05.020 --> 00:09:12.989 Please be quiet and dedicate 30 seconds to his favorite 30 seconds. No take off your head. That's nice for a 30-second silence 00:09:18.209 --> 00:09:20.209 Oh 00:09:22.029 --> 00:09:27.748 My god, they said only use me blade the mud them were afraid to guy that only uses is played 00:09:28.389 --> 00:09:31.859 You guys remember those days or is it just me? Okay sips 00:09:31.860 --> 00:09:33.730 I'd just like to say I appreciate 00:09:33.730 --> 00:09:39.689 Everything you do and think you're a very attractive man, and I aspire to be just like you one day nice 00:09:39.689 --> 00:09:41.689 Just kidding you fucking Virginia 00:09:45.100 --> 00:09:46.179 So 00:09:46.179 --> 00:09:48.899 Disgusting. I hate this so much whatever 00:09:48.899 --> 00:09:54.448 Yeah, read a nice comment on YouTube and like oh, this is so nice finally like a really nice comment 00:09:54.449 --> 00:09:56.789 I haven't seen those in days literally years 00:09:56.790 --> 00:10:02.339 I can't remember the last time I didn't go and send something nice in general with my name regarded to it and then you and 00:10:02.339 --> 00:10:05.909 You keep reading in this like by the way, check out my channel in like god, dammit 00:10:06.119 --> 00:10:12.959 My couch is hairy. Even what excuse me Mike who cheese hair even what say that again? 00:10:13.720 --> 00:10:15.749 Mike who cheese hearing 00:10:16.689 --> 00:10:21.748 It's time to stop please. I don't know. I don't know. I I literally don't know anything. I 00:10:25.329 --> 00:10:29.789 Don't know what's happening Oh someone wrote it. Oh 00:10:33.220 --> 00:10:35.220 My god 00:10:35.950 --> 00:10:43.899 Oh God, it's not funny this is so childish and stupid but also it's hilarious and I love it 00:10:44.630 --> 00:10:46.630 Dr. Murphy again 00:10:46.700 --> 00:10:52.419 Sook undies, don't do it. Don't do it. Dr. Murphy, please. No, don't answer going to 00:10:53.990 --> 00:10:55.990 See those Deez Nuts 00:11:03.649 --> 00:11:05.799 I really appreciate the people 00:11:06.470 --> 00:11:13.449 Taking the time out of their day just for that. One moment just for that one moment of epic trolling. That's it 00:11:13.490 --> 00:11:19.389 That's all the time we had for today streams fails epic trolls if you're an epic troll stirrers 00:11:20.089 --> 00:11:25.509 Leave a like just so I know if you are and also check out mercs link description 00:11:25.579 --> 00:11:33.099 I think you will like it very much and now I'm gonna go and explored Nihon everyone 00:11:34.490 --> 00:11:36.079 Bye. Bye 00:11:36.079 --> 00:11:41.619 Tuber simulator. It's now so relevant that it's got a brand new minigame 00:11:42.260 --> 00:11:43.310 crania 00:11:43.310 --> 00:11:51.130 drop the crane and get fresh items only available in the washing machine like game and you say there's more of course there is 00:11:51.440 --> 00:11:57.909 New knowledge perks new quests and new picks links and legs guys 00:11:59.300 --> 00:12:01.300 length