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Poppy Harlow here. None of that sk*nk, Gloria Borger

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GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

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And you're watching Pew News.

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Good evening. I'm Poppy Harlow, and you're watching Pew News, the most reputable news source in the planet

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Remember Tana "Mongo"? Remember her?

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H E  F * * K E D  M E  W I T H  A  T O O T H B R U S H

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"he f**ked me with a toothbrush!!!"

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No, you don't remember that?

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Say n*gger

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(flashbacks)

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Well, she decided that she had so much fun at the convention that she was gonna create her own

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called "Tanacon." It was going to be the best!

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It was you who put this together, and no disrespect to you but like you're the last person (Tana: No I...) who I'd think who'd arrange a conference.

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Tana: I could not agree more!!! Like I was-

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Cut to live footage of the event.

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REFUND REFUND REFUND REFUND REFUND REFUND REFUND REFUND REFUND REFUND REFUND REFUND REFUND REFUND REFUND

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"I wasted 150 dollars on Tanacon. It's one hallway, one big concert room, and no activies."

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"No creators are walking around like promised, we stood outside for 4 hours just to be treated like animals."

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Tana: Anything wrong or bad or whatever if there's bad security about it, it's me. It's on my fucking face

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Dude: Yeah, your name is the conference

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Tana: Literally, so I mean, I have been putting my heart and soul into making it as perfect as you can

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And oh boy, it was perfect. (chuckles)

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All the big celebrities were gonna be there as well!

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Tana: So I mean, right now, our lineup right now consists of so many insane creators, the ones that we have publicly confirmed right now are along the lines of - there's SO many, seriously

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Tana: But um, me, Bella Thorne, she's doing it, she's amazing

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UUAH, UUUAH!

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BELLA THORNE?!

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Never thought I'd hear that name again

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That foul Nickelodeon kid, who wouldn't even say PewDiePie's name on the Teen Choice Awards!

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Never forgive.

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Felix something something sooomethiiiing.....

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You know what, be here if you wanna hear the rest of your name

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AAAAH!

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I'm not even PewDiePie, and I am super offended. (laughs)

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"she is so mean i feel bad for felix"

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I know!! So mean!

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What did I do? She's friends with Tana, you can't even say her name. "Mon-go"

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Alright, who else is gonna be there?

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Tana: And we have Shane Dawson, we have all of Shane's-

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Shane! okay

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"I guess a convention just can't be thrown in a month...not realistic"

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"I genuinely support Tana Mongeau for trying something like this but at this point i don't think it's safe"

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Who else made an appearance?

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Tana: Ricky Dillon! An OG crea-

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Ricky Dillon, who tweeted out "Ok sorry jokes aside what's going on with tanacon?"

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"I have panel at 3, is it still happening?" (laughs)

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UHH, so, apparently, they booked a lot of people from Vidcon to come to Tanacon

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which are both happening at the same time, I think they're both in Anaheim, I'm not sure, I don't care enough to find out

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Uhh, but apparently they- they- they booked people that were supposed to go on the same panel at the same time over at Vidcon and Tanacon

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But even if they wanted to come, it was basically impossible because it was just too much of a mess

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There were supposed to be all kinds of food at Tanacon,

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"What kind of food would you want to eat with her?"
Tana: Oh my god, that's hard!

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Tana: Everything! I love the way she eats like fried chicken- (laughs)

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People tweeting out: "There's no food. There's no water." (laughs)

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"We been standing in line for 4 hours."

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But you know what there was?

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Who needs food, and water,

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Especially when It's hot outside, you're standing in line with no cover,

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You know what you can get instead?

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Condoms.

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That's right.

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Not just any condoms! I know, It doesn't sound that great,

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But listen to this:

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It's TANACON

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-doms.

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(shakes head)

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My only regret in life, from birth to now, is that I wasn't able to attend TanaCon.

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Where you can pay $70 to get a condom.

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Tana: I like to think of it as something younger

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This is a convention for something younger

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Here's some condoms everybody.

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"TanaCon! Yeah, 'con' is a good word for it."

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"First, you put it at a venue that can only hold A THOUSAND people max,"

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"Then you tell your fans that the gift bag is gonna be worth quadruple the ticket price,"

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"But your gift bag is only a smartphone grip, a wristband, and a CONDOM."

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"The only thing I need protection from (snap) is yo lies"

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(laughs)

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Another thing about TanaCon was that the tickets were going to be free

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you know, finally a convention that *everyone* can enjoy

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Very noble cause

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Tana: You know, perks and stuff like that
Dude: You have different levels, right?

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Tana: Yeah, exactly, exactly, we have free-
Dude: General Admission

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Dude: VIP
Tana: We have Featured Creator and Featured F**KING Creator

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Dude: Is that what It's called? Featured F**KING Creator?
Tana: Yes, literally, see-

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Tana: Featured Creator is the free ticket because everyone's a Featured Creator at TanaCon

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Tana: And Featured F**KING Creator is- yeah
Dude: That's nice

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Tana: Yeah, ah- 100%
Dude: Everybody's a Featured Creator?

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Tana: Exactly, I want that inclu- inclusivity, would that be the word?
Dude: Yeah yeah yeah

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Tana: Feeling, you know?

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The problem is, when you make something free, a lot of kids will be there (laughs)

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Maybe too many kids than what Tana had initially estimated

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"This is the Meet-n-Greet check in line"

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"This is crazy... what-"

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"So you end up right here, but you start way back here"

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"I... am loss for words... TanaCon, this one crazy"

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Jesus Christ

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So the event was too small to hold enough people, people were left queuing outside for 4 hours to get in

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despite even have to pay for tickets cause you could pay for the more "exclusive tickets" but you still had to stand in the same line

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as everyone else that just came for free.

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Which then led to the event inevitably shutting down.

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Girl: Are you apart of the event? (Yes) Do you know what's going on? (It's been cancelled)

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The whole events been cancelled? (For today.) Okay. (Tomorrow It's back up and running,)

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(2 different venues for more space.)

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Okay, what's the other venue gonna be?

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(It's gonna be announced tonight, probably on Twitter) Okay, through Tana's twitter? (Most likely, yeah) Okay.

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(people talking)

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(people talking)

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I'm just waiting for the elevator to clear out

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(people talking)

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(people talking)

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Guy: Fuck that!

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Girl: No refunds!

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People yelling "refund"

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"Give us refund"

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REFUND REFUND REFUND REFUND RE-

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This reminds me of that Instagram Model Island Convention or whatever

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where you'd pay a- a large amount of money to meet celebrities, you're sold this idea and then

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it just got out of hand or it's too poorly managed.

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This is certainly not the first time a convention has gone to HECK

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Tumblr had their own convention, the notorious Tumblr convention that HAD A BALL PIT!

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A ball pit!! What?!?! (laughs)

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Guy: There's a ball pit!?! A ball pit! What? Yep-

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Safe to say, it was a disaster. Now, apparently, they're gonna do another two extra days

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uh to... make up for it. I don't know how that's gonna make anything better at this point,

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because you've already get the TanaCondom!

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What else could you possibly want?

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If I got a TanaCondom, I would just leave, because I- that's all I want.

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These greedy kids just want more and more and M O R E!

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Now, you may be wondering, "Why did Tana do a convention? Why didn't she just not go to VidCon?"

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Well apparently, she had a long beef going on with VidCon.

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She wasn't given a "Featured Creator" pass which is given to the people

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on VidCon, the creators, to, uh, get special access uh-

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around the convention. They can enter back stage,

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they get their own, uh, meet-and-greet sorta stuff...

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And to be fair, I don't know, probably who, 80% of these people are.

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I fee- if you ever wanna feel disconnected from YouTube, just check who's going to VidCon.

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And you can just be like "What?! These are the featured creators?"

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"I don't know who they are." I mean, obviously some I know.

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It feels like the YouTube Rewind videos. It's not what YouTube is. It's what they want it to be.

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And VidCon, you know, they pick who they wanna have as a featured creator, because they don't want probably more controversial creators like Tana "Mongo" to attend their event.

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Which then leads to her coming to the event and then fans swarming around her.

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which leads to safety issues and she gets kicked out, and apparently this happened year after year.

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She got fed up, "Why can't I just get a Featured Creator pass?"

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"Cause I wanna meet my fans"

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So, eventually she just got fed up and she said "okay, I'm just gonna make my own TanaCon." So

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the whole idea behind it, I'm totally all behind. I don't like VidCon.

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I think it's nightmare. I think it's literally Hell on Earth, and I wouldn't wanna go there.

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And especially the fact that they don't pay anyone to go there.

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The whole premise of VidCon is that you get to meet YouTubers.

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That's why people are paying $200 for tickets.

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None of that goes to the actual thing that drives for the sales of the tickets.

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And It's kinda like- it's this weird guilt thing where "Oh, you're not going to VidCon? Well then you don't care about meeting your fans."

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When clearly, YouTubers are just being used by these com- companies.

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But then again, VidCon does offer you a venue for you to meet your fans in a safe environment.

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Or at least that's how they say it is (laughs)

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Tana: But there's yet to be an influencer really doing like a big American, like, in California like convention with-

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Dude: But why not?
Tana: all these big YouTubers

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How come no one's done it?

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Tana: I don't know and I don't know why it's-

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Lemme explain why: because it's really hard

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to pull off a convention.

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I think every single convention - their first one, has been a disaster,

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because you need that experience, you need to build it successively

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(Is that what it's called?)

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S U C C E S S I V E L Y

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Every single year,

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make it bigger and bigger and bigger, you can't just immediately jump to 15,000 people.

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You gotta start very, very, very small.

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And if you sell tickets on the premise that it's gonna be free,

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obviously if people didn't even get the tickets, they're gonna show up anyway.

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Which is what happened, and it got outta control.

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So, I hope she takes whatever she learned, even though I meme'd this whole thing,

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uh, and she does it next year!

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And maybe name it something less r*tarded.

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So long VidCon, it's been real.

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(crowd yelling)

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This is the reason why I don't wanna go to VidCon.

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People screaming at you is just obnoxious.

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So long VidCon (slow-mo)

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There's no reason-

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no reason-

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why anyone should treat me more than anyone else.

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I don't want it. I find it annoying.

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If I can't talk to another person without them getting past the barrier that somehow I'm a big YouTuber,

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then I don't wanna talk to that person.

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It's just a waste of time. I hate promoting this whole idea that you have to act all-

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cause this is taught behavior. This is not in our DNA that we should somehow react this way

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for people that we think is "celebrities."

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It's just so idiotic.

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I hate this whole concept of

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"fame" and "worship." Why?

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Why is that a thing?

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Same reason I don't like getting recognized a lot of times anymore, because people just start screaming.

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And they make a big scene.

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And I'm just there like...

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"Why are you yelling? Just stop.

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I just- now I don't wanna be here." (laughs)

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If people meet up and just talk like a normal person,

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it's so much more pleasant, and it's just fun, and it's just cool.

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And, I hate how this whole idea of worship is being promoted through this VidCon event where people just run around like f*cking Neanderthals

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and yelling "AHHHH!" because they saw someone famous and they hope to see someone famous on YouTube. It's just so stupid.

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I hate it. F*ck all your conventions.

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That was a lot of time on one topic, Felix. Yes it- I mean Poppy.

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Yes it was.

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Moving on, however, to the next story.

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The World Health Organization included "Gaming Disorder" as the latest version in its Disease Classification Manual.

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We've talked about this before, but now it's finally been made official.

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World Heath Organization, W.H.O, has announced "gaming disorder" is a thing. It's a real thing.

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Now I'm kind of on the fence on this. I don't really know where I stand to be honest.

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I really do see both sides.

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A lot of people are questioning this move, scientists specifically, saying "there was lack of good quality scientific evidence about how to properly diagnose video game addiction."

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Also arguing the point that "we're essentially pathologizing a hobby."

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"What's next? Tanning addiction, dance addiction, exercise addiction..."

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But no one is having a conversation about them.

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And I kind of- I really do understand this point. Why is gaming specifically being targeted here?

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It seems like it's just a very popular topic right now. But, why is gaming getting- taking the whole beating?Essentially,

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it's an addiction, yeah, but why is "gaming disorder" a thing?

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I was heavily addicted, I have no doubt about that, I just- I denied it for many, many years. You know, saying that "oh yeah, I really need it when I travel away, it's so important."

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Whereas I wasn't sort of really confronting the issue itself.

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(laughs) So... (laughs) what?

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The World Champion winner of Snooker says he was addicted.

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That's how he got World Champion...

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You could say that anyone that tries to get an Olympic medal- "Oh you're just.. uh you're just addicted...to training." "You're training every single day!"

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(laughs)

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"You don't even let them have games at all?"

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"I have so far managed to resist-"
"How old are they?" "They are 6 and 8."

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But I- I really do question the, uh, how sensible it is to invite something that we know is very addictive. Computer games are very addictive.

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So with Fortnite getting so popular, especially with young kids, a lot of parents are discussing this right now as well. It's obviously a very

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popular topic.

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This women saying that she doesn't even let her kids play video games at all,

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and she sorta says it proudly as well,

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and, I'm not a parent, I don't know what that's, uh, what it's like to raise kids and make them follow your, uh, lead, but I think disallowing kids from doing something..

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that probably everyone in their school is doing,

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is a terrible idea, and I guarantee you these kids are sneaking out to just play with friends and such instead.

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And I think, from personal experience, that if you're not allowed to play video games, you're going to over-compensate that at a certain point.

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Hello everybody, PewDiePie here. (laughs)

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I personally wasn't allowed to play video games as much as I wanted to, when I grew up.

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I think if anything it just took me longer to realize myself that I don't want video games to be the main focus in my life,

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because I wasn't allowed to play as much as I wanted, it sorta made it like, it turned into all the focus, even when I wasn't playing.

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So it didn't really make any difference.

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But then again, you have people on the complete other end of the spectrum where

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people are dying from gaming binges.

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Girls as young as 9 has to go to rehab, because they wet themself to keep playing.

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Obviously you can be addicted to anything, and people do get addicted to gaming.

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Classifying it as a disorder, however, specifically gaming disorder, I don't know if that's necessarily helpful.

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I think the most effective thing would to be to teach kids "Okay, work first, play later." At least that's what I'd do if I had kids.

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I know I asked this question last episode, but, I think teaching kids that attitude at a young age "okay fine, you can play video games, you can do whatever you want as long as you do your work first," right?

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Makes sense, right?

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I don't know, I'm talking like it's- as if I know everything about parenting. Clearly I don't.

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What do you think? Leave a comment down below and let me know.

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(popping noise) That was oddly sexual. (pop)

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The final news- (laughs) is just a random meme.

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All he needs to tag is #BlackOps4

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and #CallOfDutyPartner

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and the rest can be his words

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Call Of Duty, why don't you pay me? I promise you, I can do better than this. (laughs)

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Whenever I have to do a sponsored tweet, the client always sends like "okay, can you do this sorta wording?"

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and I always change it up completely,

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because I don't want it to sound like I'm a robot or I am- I am a lawyer or someone completely different.

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But, Deandre Ayton, he really took it to the next level.

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(laughs) This is not the first time this has happened.

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We have, uh, 'Desean, can you please tweet this for the ESPYs party for tonight: "Chillin' at the @ESPYS #NokiaPreParty. It's awesome."'

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Or this dude on Instagram 'Excited to head to (city) and join the (team name).' (laughs)

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Deandre deleted it and tried again.

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"Awesome time yesterday with the #BlackOps4 crew. Thanks for having me #CallOfDutyPartner"

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Meanwhile, I'm promoting **** games, everybody.

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Thank you, that was it for Pew News!

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(PEW PEW PEW PEW PEW PEW PEW PEW PEW )

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Hope you guys enjoyed watching, if you did leave a like, I'd really appreciate it.

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These episodes uh- do get, uh- f*cked

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by the YouTube ad system so please, any support that you can give, I highly appreciate. Namaste.

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This has been Poppy Harlow. Poppy out. (pop)

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