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*有一些更好的方式來賺點閱率阿*

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*至少玩個蠢遊戲或什麼嘛!!!*

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*Pewds如果你點子用光了就乾脆去玩個遊戲就好*

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*不要再PO這些無聊爛東西了*

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*上傳一些好的吧*

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*玩新的南方四賤客遊戲*

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閉嘴!!
*或決戰時刻*

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*或決戰時刻*

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*阿不然去跳傘 不要再PO這麼無聊的鬼東西了*

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*拜託poods不要讓你看起來像個智障 玩個遊戲吧*

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*兄弟  玩個電玩就好啦 天鵝啊*

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*玩遊戲!!!*

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*為什麼他不玩個很長的遊戲 到他想到點子就好*

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惦惦!

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閉嘴啦(`A´)

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我不再玩任何遊戲的原因

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是因為已經沒有東西...

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稱的上好遊戲了

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*完全征服*

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等等

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*完全征服*

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這三小

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哦哦哦哦哦哦哦哦哦哦哦*超長叫聲*

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啊

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哦哦哦哦哦哦哦哦哦哦哦*超長叫聲again*

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*沒了??*

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*算了 請繼續*

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哦哦哦哦哦哦哦哦哦哦哦*再叫一波*

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這遊戲

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幾乎跟[異塵餘生]同時出

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感覺是[異塵餘生3]...(2008年...)
([完全征服]是2010年出的喔)

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基本上 大家都忽略了它

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當時也是這種遊戲...

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多到翻的時候(´･ω･`)

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但現在 耶穌本人

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從天堂降臨

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說...

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"我跟你說喔"

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(?)

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"這遊戲..."

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(?)

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"你可以用PC玩喔(°∀ﾟ)

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所以我們要玩這個

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哦...

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很多人其實不知道

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這遊戲是一個模組

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給一個老一點的遊戲 minecraft的

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在2011年為Notch所創造

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這只是個材質包 真的

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如果你仔細注意

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你就...

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你就能在實況中見證

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還有很多人沒意識到這遊戲很像[被遺棄的孩子]

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*笑*

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喔

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我用一個笑話把自己進化惹...

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*Sam!!!你那邊的螢幕怎麼樣?*
我用一個笑話把自己進化惹...

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*Sam!!!你那邊的螢幕怎麼樣?*

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*還不錯 畫面有點淡就是了...*

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Sam才不是Solid Snake([潛龍諜影]角色)的翻版

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ㄜ...

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這是個常見的誤解

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他其實是minecraft裡那個Sam的翻版

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知道嗎

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通用的minecraft角色??

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這才是他抄襲的人

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好我們來吧

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遊戲實況

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所以滑動選項是這遊戲的美麗之處

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還有放慢的選項呢

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這...這超性感的

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你只要往下滑

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然後小心不要擦傷(都有火花惹...)

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阿幹(´･ω･`)

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就是這樣啦

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這才像話嘛

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讚啦!!(・∀・)

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(破)太讚啦 兄弟

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喔我打不到那個

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滑阿~~。。。(ノ・∀・)ノ

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讚啦 這遊戲超猛的

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到底發生什麼事啦

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那些...

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*嗝*

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那些是外星龍蝦嘛

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喔讚啦!!

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外星

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終於...有一個我跟得上的科幻故事了

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好喔 是時候來滑惹

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寶貝們!!

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對啦老兄

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天啊

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糟惹

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不妙(ﾟдﾟ;)

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走錯門了

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抱歉嘛(´･ω･`)

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滑下去~

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射爆他~~

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藍厚...

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爸爸有個新包包惹

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對啦 老兄!

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這樣才真的像話嘛

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我超愛...

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這非常令人印象深刻

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能把minecraft弄到這種程度

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現代社會真的運作得很好

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現在問題來了

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我們可以往上滑嘛??

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我滴天鵝啊~~

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*笑*

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滑樓梯!

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終於阿 一個好遊戲

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我等了超久的

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謝謝!

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繼續滑

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快滑喔

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對啦 老兄!!

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這樣才對啦

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*笑*

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對啦

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Minecraft是最棒的遊戲

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年度最佳遊戲

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*Burns,我需要後援*

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我很喜歡他的名字 Burns
*Franklin,Rios 護衛Sam*

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*Franklin,Rios 護衛Sam*

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*其他人提供掩護*

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諷刺的是我才應該叫Burns

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因為我有一大堆燒擦傷
(Burn有燃燒的意思)

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哈哈哈哈哈哈*喇叭聲*

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哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈

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哈哈哈

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哈哈哈哈

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哈哈哈哈哈

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(花惹發)

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*我想我需要更大的槍*

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對啦聖誕老人!

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天鵝啊OAO

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那是巨大螃蟹敵人嗎??

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*所以這就是巨大螃蟹敵人*

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天啊這是她的捏褲嗎(==)

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嘿 為什麼你要來從軍阿

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喔不用擔心啦...

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只是來...

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跳霹靂舞而已

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我上了霹靂舞課程

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這樣就對了

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笨俄國人!!!

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喔天啊他反擊了

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抱歉 對不起啦(ﾟДﾟ;)

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老天!!

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極限霹靂舞

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閃掉所有東西

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打不到嗎??(・∀・)

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我的老天啊

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是密卡登欸 你在這裡幹嘛??

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噢喔

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老天爺啊

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我覺得很多人沒意識到這遊戲是在描述...

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川普下台後的情形

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我還能接受啦

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喔 發生什麼事了

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三小鬼東西??

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到底是什麼啦

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我要怎麼再做一次??

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懂了!嘿啦

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對啦 老兄

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阿~~~

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繼續躲阿

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喔~!!

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*笑*

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這就是我在說的啦

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讚啦 兄弟

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那真的超屌的

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滑進你的DM啦!!

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*笑*

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*跳針*

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別擔心 大家別緊張

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滑阿!!

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屋喔齁齁

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這遊戲還真像[戰爭機器]呢!

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我是指[黑暗靈魂]!!

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這是奶頭電療服務嗎(?)

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我應該停止它還是...

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*我想那下電擊治好了我肩膀上的壓力*

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*笑*

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*笑*
*希望你能在Ebay上買到那種東西囉*

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他有考慮Ebay欸

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這遊戲#^&$^%什麼啦

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天啊

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太棒了

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如果有人知道發生什麼事請告訴我

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喔靠

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等等 我完成任務了??

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我死了 花惹發(´д`)

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我必須說這遊戲在電腦上玩真是太美了

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我終於能用高畫質欣賞聖誕老人的屁屁了

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這就是我一直在等的

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是不是阿聖誕老人??

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*X拎娘 婊子 XX閉嘴 臭婊*(惱羞)

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*再不閉嘴我就一拳灌爆你*

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*小孬孬 欸*

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讚啦!!

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我在播我最愛的Disco音樂

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*配樂*

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我無法克制我跳舞的慾望阿

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吃我這招!!

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*爆了*

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慘惹(ﾟДﾟ)

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喔齁

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是瓦力阿

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嗑了類固醇的瓦力阿 你發生什麼事了

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我和Marzia的真實鏡頭欸(==)

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*尷尬*

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喔啥...那三小??

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喔慘惹...喔不

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喔老天

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不知道我怎麼發現這招的

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抱歉嘛 抱歉

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對不起啦>A<

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抱歉老兄

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喔~~~蛋蛋的哀傷(°▽° )

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對啦...ㄜ

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不妙~~

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*那是三小東西*

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是Jacksepdicy啦

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*死?*

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*沒有*

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*俄國國歌*

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幹她絕對是愛爾蘭人 她的奶超壯的

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*這真是夠了*
幹她絕對是愛爾蘭人 她的奶超壯的

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*這真是夠了*

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*Zaitsev!!*

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喔喔喔喔

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喔喔喔~~~(°▽° )

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就跟[黑暗靈魂]一樣啊!~~

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沒有綽啦

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是時候拳爆你惹

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好喔好喔 大家鼓掌喔

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為了[完全征服]...

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贊助...

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贊助這支影片

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如果你們喜歡 記住這是[完全征服]的一個小預習

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我覺得這是一個很有趣的動作遊戲

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如果你...玩得很深入

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玩看看吧 還有...

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跟平常一樣

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姊妹...姊妹拳!!

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*如何治療擦傷*(拖時間)

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*洗手 並用溫水清洗傷口*

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*拿一塊軟布 抗菌肥皂 再用雙氧水消毒傷口*

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*兄弟  玩個電玩就好啦 天鵝啊*
*拿消毒霜...*