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[Religious opera]

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⛪Christian PewDiePie here⛪

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last week I asked you to send anything food related

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Let's see how you guys did

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You know, I flexed a little bit this week with my meatball cooking skills

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and a lot of people were jealous

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They were judging me they were hating on me

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Oh, you can't oh, you can't use a metal spatula with a Teflon plate

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shut the f*ck up

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Oh you made vegetarian meatballs what are you f*cking [Christian poods theme] vegan?

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Oh, I'm sorry. I'm sorry

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I enjoy the flavor of it a little bit more

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literally bunch of crybabies

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my god

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Oh boy, I'm a chef and this made me cringe.

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Oh, I'm sorry

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I didn't dedicate my life to this very one thing

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I bet you my meatballs tasted way savior (savoury) than yours

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Way fresher than yours

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way fatter, way lumpier,

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way browner, way better than yours

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Go home

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Okay, now we've that we're done with that. Let's judge what you guys did with food last week all right

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What am I looking at here?

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That totally caught me off guard what what is this?

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Oh I see it now this drawing is very nice,

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very nice drawing

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I put tomatoes in my cheeks, very nice.

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And bananas in my hair, very nice

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and chilis in my beard,

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VERY NICE (( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°))

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PewDiepie after YouTube

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It's food-related so you get zero points

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because it wasn't funny shut up. I don't look like that

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I literally created a reddit just to submit this.

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Original content

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Whiskey tasting you laugh. You lose.

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Well you forgot to add crafting videos and cooking videos. Thank you very much

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Oh, that's not original content for you

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literally

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Cry more.

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You're all a bunch of crybaby pussies

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I bet you're sitting sucking on your mama's titties

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What happened to me Christian Channel, Christian Channel goddamn Felix.

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Gosh darn Felix.

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*Blowing air*

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Why do you have to annoy me so much?

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Hey Marzia, I turned myself into a-

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*chuckling*

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*wheezing*

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There's a damn big meatball

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if that is Edgar for a scale reference.

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Helvete. Christian chocolate.

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Okay, all right

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*Burps*

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*laughs*

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Now that looks good.

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They're PewDie Puffs. Heck yeah man!

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Heck yeah!

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disrespecting wahmen

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NO!

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Zero deffs

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heck Yeah

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Salty Brad

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all the way.

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That is some fine Photoshop right there.

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Papi pixel as always well done

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Look Edgar. You want to eat those?

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Huh? You want to eat those

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That means he likes it.

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What is up guys my name is PewDiePie.

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How's it going bros? My name is PewDiePie.

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What's up guys. It's your boy-

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*laughs*

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Well done. Okay. You made me, you made me chuckle well done. What do you want-

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an award for chuckling? That's not a thing.

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That's not a thing you can go now. Bye

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*laughs*

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Stop. What the heck?

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Listen to this

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See how they're bullying me Edgar?

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Do something!

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Did you post this?

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Summary of PewDiePie.

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This channel doesn't have any content.

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Can we get one nice one? Can we just get one-

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I'm sure there's one nice one in here.

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Swedish meatballs with Irish potatoes.

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It looks delicious

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I'd eat that.

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Want some noodles?

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Listen here you f-

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How do I say this? How do I emphasize

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how stupid you are?

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Stop calling spaghetti, noodles. Okay?

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This is spaghetti

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This is spaghetti.

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This is noodles

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learn the difference.

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It's not that hard.

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Asian - European

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ASIAN! EUROPEAN!!

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you racist cultural appropriating

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Son-of-a-bitches

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oh they want some noodles.

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No. I want spaghetti

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Spaghetti. I want spaghetti

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Not noodles.

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It's not that hard okay

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I want to call you a bunch of fucking retards, but I can't cuz I'm a Christian Channel.

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OHHHHH, WOAHOHHOHOHO,

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My god, it's a parity banana.

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You seeing this Edgar

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that looks just like mehehe

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This is fucking. This is sexy. This is hell heck yeah, man

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This is some nice,

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ooh

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Very very

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Excuse me while I zoom in on my face, and I say

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oh. a, a very nice.

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Oh my Lord and Savior PewDiePie I'm the Savior

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*chuckling*

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Gentlemen we can rebuild him we have the technology

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Too-Too bad well done you win this one wins by default

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EMD1594

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My neighbor. You're my neighbor buddy.

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When they tell you the private line will be finished within 47 days, but it's 2046

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Jacksepticeye has reached 50 million subs Brad is finally not salty in PUBG

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Elon Musk has been announced president of the first Mars country, and you still have shit Internet.

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Can someone Please save me from my bad internet? It's not funny anymore.

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I'm not even joking

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I just want to die.

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Whoa! Edgar-Maya cupcakes

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with psychedelic slippy interior.

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Oh, that's so cool

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What I don't even see that. That's so dope

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Edgar, look, you're a cupcake

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You're a cupcake Edgar

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Look Edgar, you're a cupcake.

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What's that?

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You're black not brown.

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Oh my god. You're racist listen here listen here. We're gonna Have a talk later tonight

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that is amazing. Thank you very much Gfroehrli .

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I want to eat that. That looks good

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I would eat Edgar if you know what I mean.

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That was a weird joke. I don't know what-

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PewDiePie after too much food

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Oh my god. It does look like me what the heck.

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Who is that man?

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well,
It looks like I have a bright future ahead of me. Look at that man.

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Stunningly beautiful.

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Nice chair. Noob-Pro

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You making fun of my chair.

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You're making fun of my pristine

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Beautiful gaming chair,

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bet you can't even get laid

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*laughing*

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It's a RiceGum level insult.

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A very nice food meme Mars-ia

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*Clapping*

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Wow you are so clever

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well done

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oh Look at those spa-Jeffy

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whoa

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I've seen this on Twitter.

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It's so cool.

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I don't know how it's done,

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but naolocked, Thank you

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I love how you guys accept the challenge man. It's so fun to see.

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So cool.

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I bet you it was delicious

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I bet you it tastes as savory as my balls. Ah my meatballs.

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The meatballs that I cooked in my video

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Thank you very much

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Is what I'm trying to say

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Christian Channel.

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When your channel Christian as f*ck and you're trying to make memes about food.

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Eat and you shall never be demonetized

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That's right.

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I'm the savior from the apocalypse.

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Eat my meatballs

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You will be saved.

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top 10 hottest anime muffins

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Look at the thickness in my legs goddamn man.

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Made me laugh so hard, Marzia is really enjoying

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*laughing*

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Remember Markiplier, Jacksepticeye and PewDiePie this is them now. Feel old yet?

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*laughing*

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That's funny well done

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I have been waiting my whole life to submit this

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It's beautiful

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It's beautiful

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Carved a brofist into a nectarine. That's cool.

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I didn't know you could do that

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I didn't know you could carve in nectarines,

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but that's cool. I bet that nectarine was savory as my-

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Alright. *clapping*

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Last page I've been really impressed this time. You know,

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I wasn't- I'm not that disappointed.

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What a nice PewDie-Pie

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But where's the con-?

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I don't need this.

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I don't need this. I really don't.

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You know I could just stop. I'm stopping

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There's nowhere for me to go over there.

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It's just a wall, but whatever.

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You know what, I forgive you cuz I'm a Christian channel.

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You're welcome.

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Take PewDiePie, take food and smash them together.

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No don't smash. No.

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No you know what, that's just rude, man.

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Why do you have a PewDiePie cut-

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you know, never mind.

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I made what I believe to be the dish that best Represents PewDiePie.

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It took 10 minutes to make with low effort, tastes the same every time, and is pure whi-

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Well, I'm sure it tastes great.

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When you make a food challenge and look at the submissions and realize your fans are talentless losers

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and now you're going to have to do another You Laugh You Lose because you're out of content ideas.

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And then has to upload an edit the same You Laugh You Lose 4 times until it gets monetized.

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I did seven times last time

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Thank you very much,

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and can't I get a little of bit of praise whatever.

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I don't need this

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I really don't need this.

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What?! Brofist hard candy from when I was bored at work.

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Wait how do you make this, and how do you make so many?

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They look good. That looks amazing? That's awesome

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well done candyprincess23

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oh

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my

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Gah-hahahaha

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F*cking spit

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Christian channel

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PewDiePie the Sims

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Play horror, make 10:01, Leave BuzzFeed, complain on YouTube, yell

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come on. I'm not, I'm not that obvious

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Okay, you never know what you're gonna get. that's the point of the PewDiePie channel,

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you never know what you gonna get.

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You're welcome .

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now I'm not like all these mainstream channels doing the same content over and over

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and over and over and over.

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Okay, I'll keep you guys on your toes. I keep you guessing.

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I bet you didn't know this video was gonna come up. hmm

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I bet you didn't know Christian Channel was gonna take off.

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That's right. All right. It's time to end it here

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It was a good show. You hit all the marks unoriginal content and more unoriginal content.

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I get it okay

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I get it. My hair, making fun of my appearance

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Oh you think I'm so insecure

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oh

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If there was a modeling contest I bet you I would win it.

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And if there was an IQ Contest I bet you, I'm Rick and Morty and you're Dora the Explorer.

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Okay, so next time you talk shiz

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You know what next time talk shiz

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Bring it okay. Next time. I want you to roast me.

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and then post a picture of yourself

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because then I will roast you back if you dare.

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if you even dare

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Consensually

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If you're over 18

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and Marzia allows it.

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Oh, that's what I'm gonna Do okay,

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so post a f*cking picture see who's a tough guy huh.

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See who's a tough guy, maybe like if you enjoyed this video?

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Thank you guys so much for watching. I love you guys so much

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squad fam  *ka chicka*