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Hey! What's up guys?

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BuzzFeed family-friendly Felix here! Today we have...

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something special, something unique.

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Drunk glasses. Hilarious.

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It's glasses that make

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you, get this, less ugly. God damnit.

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Drunk ... They make ... They make you drunk.

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Do my eyes look cool in this?

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This is what happens when you fall into a vat...

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of Everclear.

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Oh, I've never been this drunk at work.

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The second you move your head, you have to, like, reestablish where you are.

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You really see how ....

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So apparently these...

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glasses are made for actual testing of

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drunk driving and stuff like that.

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They're legit glasses. Let's see what

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crazy stuff BuzzFeed did to check out

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these glasses.

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We're going to do a variety of activities here at the office, and we're going to see

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how our motor skills compare from when we're drunk versus when we're sober.

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Fuck. That was my idea with the video.

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God damn it, Buzzfeed.

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All right. So they eat food.

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Shoveling something in my mouth. Got it.

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Putting the keys in the door, to me, was the hardest part.

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Come on!

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Got to take a piss!

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Got to take a piss.

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They also walked the line!

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Fake.

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It's fake.

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All right. These are glasses. They take away your vision ...

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but alcohol messes with your sense

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of balance. That's in your ear not your

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eyes. Learn grammar Buzz-feed. Learn

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what you're talkin' about.

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I wasn't fooling anyone.

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Like, I might have walked the line, but the cop have been like, "Just get in the car."

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Well, clearly you're bad at faking drunk driving BuzzFeed.

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DISAPPOINTED! All right. So I have the

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glasses myself. I thought I'd check it

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out. See if I can spoof them. I can show

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their theory to be wrong.

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The confidence you get from being inebriated, you really see how crazy it is to try to ...

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I like how they try and end it with, like, a nice message.

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Like the upbeat music.

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If I ever caught my kids getting this drunk,  they'd be dead.

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And they're one and three.

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I'm warning you now.

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That's right. It was all about drunk driving.

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Okay, this is the first time I am ever putting these on. Here we go.

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Oh my god. I feel so ... Okay, you know what, maybe

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the balance is a bit fucked up. Oh. Oh. Shit.

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Man, I feel so short. Am I shorter?

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Nope.

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Petting Edgar sober, simple.

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Edgar. Edgar, my sweet dog.

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Come on. Come on. Edgar. Come on.

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Okay. Easy.

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So fucking weird. Does my eyes look weird?

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Do I look sexy?

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It doesn't. It looks normal.

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It looks pretty normal.

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Is this a good thumbnail?

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Oh, yeah.

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My name is Felix. I'm about to

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do a somersault. So hard. This foor. I don't want to do it.

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It's really hard. It's really hard. I don't want to do it.

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Maybe if I'm drunk I can do it. Okay.

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Oh, shit.

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Oh, shit.

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Edgar, watch out.

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He's fine.

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Ah! Ah fucking shit. Hell yeah.

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I feel so ... What is the matter with you?

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Don't make me hit you.

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All right.

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We're gonna make some tea.

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This should be easy.

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Okay.

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Just need to look really close. I don't

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know how you work this thing.

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is it plugged in?

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Got electrified. My god.

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What is this doing here? How do I ...

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This is so hard. I can't see anything

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Ah. God damn it. Oh, I did it. I don't know

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how I did it but I did it damn it.

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What kind of tea would you guys like?

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Don't worry about that. Got dark souls mug.

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It's so annoying to wear these. We have ...

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80 bags of tea . There you go. I got you.

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God damn it ! Okay.

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Nailed it. Okay. I think it's ready.

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Oh god. I'm scared.  This is hot water.

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Oh my god. I think I'm gonna ...

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Hey, look at that boy.

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Okay. Now just .. You guys want some sugar?

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How many cups?

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I seek three cups. I'm guessing this is

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the right one. Ah fuck. Nailed it.

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Hey, that's pretty good. Look at that.

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Edgar, can you clean this up?

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You want some eggs boy?

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I got you eggs. God damn. It's really like being drunk.

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I understand. Okay. We need a bowl. Okay. How many eggs would you like?

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Ow. I hit my hand.

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I feel like I'm How To Basic right now.

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God damn it.

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Oh my god damn.

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Fuck. How do I turn it off?

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I don't ... I don't know how this thing

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works. Okay. Yeah, we're just wasting eggs

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at this point. Is that it? Is that all I

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have to do?

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Eggs. Making eggs while drunk, not a problem.

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I'm fucking good at being drunk, man.

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What can I say this is clearly way too

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easy. I'm too good at being drunk. It's

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time to go outside.

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Let's see what drunk is really all about.

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I forgot about the stairs. Oh shit.

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We got stairs. These are deadly stairs.

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Which floor are we on?

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Driving drunk.

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Ow!

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Why didn't you move?

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Oh Jesus Christ.

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Help.

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Help me.

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Oh shit. Oh shit. Oh shit. Oh shit. Oh.

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[Intense Music]

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It's not easy being drunk. It's not easy.

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Being drunk is cool and all, but what if

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you get doubles drunk?

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Yeah. That one. Yeah. That's some good shit.

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We'll get that one, please. Do you want to try them on?

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Hey, you won't be needing this now.

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Perfect. Keep the change. Thank you very much. Have

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a good one, man. Buh-bye.

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Lets go to park and drink this shit.

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Oh, how much do I have to drink?

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I'm ready! Remember ... Remember kids ...

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don't drink and drive.

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I'm so scared.

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Oh yeah. We're going

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slalom baby.

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[Car honks]

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As you guys know, I'm a really good at

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parkour. Top top-quality parkour, man.

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But how would it look like if you're drunk?

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Oh, what's your fucking problem?

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Put them on. Put them on.

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Yes! That's why you're ...

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Fucking hell.

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This is fucked up.

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What is this thing?

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I'm going to sue him.

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See you later, Felix!

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Okay guys. Let's just be serious here

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for one second. It's really important

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that if you're drunk, never ever

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go to a skate park because that was fucking

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crazy. What happened? The fuck was that?

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I almost died. Oh and also and don't drink

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and drive or whatever.

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BYE