do you trust me? (hell nah)
Huh?
come, come on
come on
co-co-come, come here
come closer
thats it (ok?)
That's it
SKRATTAR DUUUU!!! FÖRLORAR DUUU!!! (You Laugh!!! You Lose!!!)
You Laugh, You Lose™, America's favorite...TV show! Thank you for joining me yet on another great episode.
This is- This is our first one *claps*
Trying something new here guys. See if you guys enjoy it. Let me know in the comments the rule is simple,
You Laugh, You Lose™, so try not to la-. It's try not to laugh but
................. (Hello?)
the same thing. It's the same - it's the same thing
Ferrari
Fiat
Lamborghini
Pagani
Maserati
S P A G H E T T I
No. That is a micro-aggression right there. Just because you're Italian doesn't mean
(Trying To Think Of Something Educated)
S P A G H E T T I
I don't know, okay. I don't know what it means okay, Nintendo did it first. All right, what else do we got?
Camera guy: Eh? Emu Man: *Distant* Stopping in the middle of the lights you...
Camera guy: What the fuck? Passenger: IS THAT A BIRD BRO?
Camera guy: You walkin' a fookin' Ostrich ya daft cunt?
Emu Man: It's a fookin' Emu you-
Camera guy: *retarded laugh*
Camera guy: IT'S AN EMU!
Camera guy: *more laughing*
Camera guy: Let's have a look at her.
What is happening?
Camera guy: She's a beauty isn't she?
Emu Man: It's an he!
Camera guy: Oh is it?
Emu Man: His name's Juarez.
Camera: You're fucked up mate, you mate. Emu Man: He's an asshole.
Camera: You're fucked up, you.
Emu Man: Fuck off. *both laugh*
*lets it sink in* It's a - it's a strange country.
Camera guy: Eh?
*English gibberish*
Camera guy: What the fuck? Passenger: IS THAT A BIRD BRO?
Camera guy: You walkin' a fookin' ostrich you daft cunt?
You daft cunt *laughs*
Emu Man: It's an emu!
It's an emu! it's an emu! Wow, how could you not spot that?
Camera guy: It's an emu!
Camera guy: *laughs*
Camera guy: Let's have a look at her.
Emu Man: It's a fookin' emu, man.
Camera guy: She's a beauty isn't she?
Emu Man: It's an he.
Look it's been pecking through his jacket even
Camera guy: Oh, is it?
Emu Man: His name's Juarez.
Camera: You're fucked up, you mate.
Emu Man: He's an asshole.
It's gonna be me when I'm older. Just walking my pet
His name is Wa-Ed. His name is Edgar. He's an asshole (Edgar Wanting To Die)
*sad music* *edgar gets dissapointed*(RIP Edgar)
You laugh, you get confused. Why is there an emu and why does that man have an emu?
(Putin Secretly Playing Death Song)
is that Putin?
(Lady Bobbing Her Head Ferociously)
Aw yeah, that's Putin!
aw *laughs*
I think I've seen that one before.
I'm not sure, I have absolutely no memory. All right. What is this?
Attendance!
Motu Patlu
Present!
Gattu Battu
Present!
Ninja?
Present!
Kenichi? (from Ninja Hattori-kun)
Present!
(Hindi: Today's topic is..)
D for DAB!!!
(excessive use of the word dab with a sick trap beat) (Dabs in Hindi)
You need COOL CLOTHES + ATTITUDE + NEW HAND MOVES
AND DAB!!!(no...)
AND DAB!!!(n-no..)
AND DAB AND DAB AND DAB!!!(please put me out of my misery)
This teachers day, let the kids teach you how to be cool. (and how to instantly die)
Celebrate teacher's day with Nickelodeon™- teach you how to be cool
*quietly plays in the background* You need COOL CLOTHES + ATTITUDE + NEW HAND MOVES
AND DAB!!! ( KILL ME.)
What is this show? Is this real? Is this actually on Nickelodeon™? 'Cause I didn't think you could get worse than Rugrats.
That's right. I'm calling out Rugrats now
okay, it was an overrated show, stop fantasizing about it, like OH IT WAS THE BEST! RUGRATS WAS THE SHI-BEST!
Stfu, alright? It was not good.
Alright, Angelica was annoying, the main character was flat, his best friend was an idiot
And that's all I got to say about it. All right! Fight me.
Motu Patlu? Present.
Gattu Battu? Present.
Ninja? Present.
Kenichi? Present.
Today's topic is D FOR DAB! (If you are wearing headphones, this is where you lower the damn volume)
DAB DAB DAB DAB (heil heil heil heil)
*cool beat in background plays* DABDAB
YOU NEED COOL CLOTHES+ATTIDUTE+NEW HAND MOVES, AND DABBBBBB (RIP headphone users...)
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHhHHHHH*inhales* AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
*Dabs furiously* Oh thank god! Oh!
Oh!
Oh ma GAH!
Oh, I almost died *not clickbait*
*dramatic breath*
The shit that they show the kids these days!
Disgusting!
I am offend- is this what it feels like to be offended?
Oh
Oh no
Oh
I've never felt offended- Oh, this is not right!
(OH MY JAM!!!!!!!!)
*sobbing and breathing heavily*(felix are you OK?)
(generic intermission)
(SAD MUSIC) Those eyes. Those eyes are the eyes of the devil. I've seen the devil.
*moaning*
to make this video 10 minutes long
Oh*exhales**inhales**exhales*
clown: You want penis enlargement pills?
*pewds thinks of wanting to get one*
a-Yes, please.
I've seen this. It's funny but you can hear them say like: "Are you ready? Okay"
It kind of ruins it okay, all right, okay, okay, all right, okay, okay? All right? I'm sorry
I'd hate to ruin your memes.
That is the system!
And I'm sure Skywalker is with them. Set your course for the Hoth system.
General Veers! You are too close to me.
BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
What? That was well done!
General Veers! You are too close to me.
what i neve- im really confused. is that real? I dont think so.
That had absolutely nothing to do with sports
And they said: "What, you can't have this opinion? It's too conservative. We're not going to allow it."
I think that's a bad move
I'm a First Amendment Absolutist
I believe in only two things completely: the First Amendment and boobs
PFFPHH
"You can't always trust boobs." - PewDiePie2017 Lets get real here, they push them up sometimes,and youre like
PFHH x3 Disappointment, you just set up for dis.. you're just setting them up for disappointment ladies
The first amendment and boobs
*TRIGGERED WHAMEN IS TRIGGERED*
I just want to make sure i heard you correctly as a woman anchoring the show.
You say.. what did you just say? You believe in the first amendment and
'B' double 'O' 'BS'? (B O O B S)
Boobs. Two things that have only known down in this entire country's history the First Amendment and boobs
So those are the only 2 things i believe in absolutely in the country
Oh they're so upset!
Blatant sexism. Comments about her appearance comments about
She wasn't commenting about you dickhead!
He said he believed in boobs oh no..
*offended whamen*:As a woman I'm-I'm...
How fragile can you be?
*HERE YOU SEE A TRIGGERED WHAMEN IN HER TRIGGERED STATE TRYING TO ARGUE ABOUT B O O B S
(INHALEEEEEEEE) She just doesn't-
Oh, that's beautiful
She's rea- they're reacting reacting like-
He's saying "I'm gonna kill you" or like
threatening her for her life
he just said he believes in boobs
as a meme
Ability to be able to comment on sports because of her gender and to say something like the only thing I believe in...
(TRIGGERED)I'm Just- I'm Still There Too, And I Just Wanna Make Sure I'm Hearing You Correctly B-OO-ZE!? Or-
I just want to make sure I understand horrible words that came out of your mouth
on live television. Did you say B-O-C-C, or B-O-B?!
*guitar hero is lyf*
Okay all right, okay? Yeah, yeah, all right, okay? All right? What do we got?
(DIsneyland, land of fun times)
(wait that's not christian at all)
Oh, oh wow
*laughs*
What?!
That's some weird furry shit man look he slaps his hand afterwards like... what?
(DRAMATIC MUSIC)
No no no don't do it
*R Kelly - I Believe I Can Fly*
Thank you for watching another
You Laugh, You Lose™. This is the first episode I mean. Thank you guys. I really hope this series will take off
Maybe I'll make one or two more
depending on the support that I'm getting from you bros and maybe one day
we will not laugh in one of the episodes. Did you laugh, or did you lose?
Let me know in the comments down below and as always have a great merry time
And I am your host
Kage Bunshin no Jutsu
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