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*Si Koya mo Felix Umiiyak*

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2D Felix: Anong problema PewDiePie?

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Simula nung nawala mo yung mga binti mo

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Wala akong kasamang magpaapekto

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(Unknown): Paano ako ?

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Meron akong nakakahiyang pagsusubok para sayo PewDiePie.

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Nasaan ka ?!

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(Unknown): Mahal kita <3

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Halikan mo itong plastik na labi, boi

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Magpakita ka!

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(Orgasm LOL)

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(Grable)

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(Rated SPG Striktong patnubay)

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(OooooOOOoooHHHhhHHhHhh)

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(#WagnyosabihinkayMarziaTo)

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Paano mo alam ang paborito ko, itong bagay ay halos pang libreng views!

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Hey, gusto mo yan,

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Gusto mo ng vape, Garble ?

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(Garble v2.0 Activated!)

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HELL YEAH !

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Imma Smoking a pipe desu!

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Ito na, patamaan kita.

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(Pinilit niyang patawanin ang sarili niya lol)

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"Reporter ng TV, Aksidenteng sinira ang Martial Arts"-

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..'s Master Demo..

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Martial Artist:Sisirain ko yang kongkretong tipak na may kasamang baso na hindi nasisira ang baso

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(Imitating lvl10000)

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Oooh hindi na ako makapaghintay dito , Maganda ata mangyayari dito.

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Dalian mo naaaaa, Paano niya kaya gagawin yan?

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Pano? Delikado yan eh! Wag mo gawin!

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Garrruublee-

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(GETSUGA! *Tignan niyo yung reaksyon ni Pewdiepie*)

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Pewds:Wooooaah
Reporter: WTF ibang klase lebel ituuu!

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Reporter:Sa totoo lang , Naramdaman ko talaga na totoong yari talaga ito sa laryo-

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Yung sinasabi ko wala talaga (Martial Artist:Wag SENPAAII)

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Reporter:Woah3x waaahh 
*Samantalang yung Martial Artist ayaw na niya mag-tinda)

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Waaah (Pinilit niya magtinda pero walang bumili)

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Tignan niyo to malupet to

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Guns. Martial Artist:GUNS

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Paano mo nagawa yan?? (Sumabay na rin siya magtinda pero wala ring bumili)

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(Pinilit ni pewds na hindi magtinda)

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*Pinilit ko magtinda , Pero walang bumili~*

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Yun ay.. Magaling , magaling ayos to

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OOHHH nagkamayan sila-

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(Cringing noises)

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(Namamatay na sa kahihiyan)

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YUNG PAGKAMAYAN!

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ULITIN NATIN YUNG PANGYAYARI KANINA!

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Anong kagaguhan to?

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(Pinilit ko magtinda , Pero walang bumili~)

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OHHHHHH , Ang sakit sobra, Kaya't mahal kita gabble eh (Gubble?) Dahil wag ka kasing kamay.

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Walang paraan para tayo magkamayan!

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Sa susunod na nakakahiyang Video

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Si Pharrel tumigil sa pagtakbo ng utak sa benteng sigundo (WTF?)

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at ito'y nakakailang

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*Tungkol sa kagaguhan sa science*

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*how to be you po?*

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pagkatapos nun borrow one carry one

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tapos cannot be

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Umepal Si koya mo Pharrell - Kaya pala 1+1 = 2?

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oh yah! tapos nun pagadd mo na yung 2 + 2

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(Nagutom ata o napanhanga si Pharrell)

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(GWOOAAAANag-bubuffering parin yung utak niya-GWOAAAA)

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Oh. (sugoi desu ne!)

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*Habang nagpapaliwanag si Prof.*(GWOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA)

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Patuloy parin siya huh?

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*Pinilit magtinda ni Prof*
(GWOAAAAAAAAAAAA)

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Itigil mo na yan Pharrell!

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(Si Pharrell gumagawa ng world record)

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ITIGIL MO NA YAN!

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Omaygod(Wag.!)

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(Pagkatapos ng 23 segundo, nasunog na yung sinaing)

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ANONG KALOKOHAN TO?

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(Sunog na yung sinaing)

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ANONG KLASE TO?

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*Inaalala niya yung mga ginawa nyang masama sa buhay niya*

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Well....

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Nakahanap ka ng hindi mas nakakatawa ka saakin, Yang taong yan si

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Pharell

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Pharell mga kaibigan

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Baka nagsawa na siya sa tugtugan niya

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*Ayoko na dun ibang pangyayari naman*
Isang babae kumuha ng litrato ng *alam mo na yun* ng lalake

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Oh, Tignan niyo siya- Mukha siyang kahina-hinala!

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Ohhh *Hindi makapaghintay sa Mangyayari*

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Oh!

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*Yung kamay ko ang chalap!*

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Tignan nyo siya, Mukha siyang may ginawang kasalanan!

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Ito yung pinaka-kakaibang nakita kong tao sa buong buhay ko!

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NAGKATINGINAN SILA NG CAMERA!*Sabay facepalm*

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WOOOOOOOOOHHHHH

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OOOOOHHHH!

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OOohhh Eyooo *Deeeymmmmm~* WHUUUUT!?

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*OMAYGOD* Selpon , Paano ba sila gumagana?(ROFL)

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Tignan ko nga ulit yon

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Maganda yung nangyari don

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NOW PREMIER IN CINEMAS!

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Anong na yung ginagawa mo ngayon- Ang cute mo dito sa picture na to <3

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Magandang picture yon diba?

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*Sarap sarap naman dis boy*

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Hae Hae Hae!

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GARBLEU!

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GARBLEU!

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GARBLEU!

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Si Bill Clinton inayawan yung halik galing kay Hillary

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Barter sa Divisoria

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*KISS AIR JUTSU*

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*Kiniss si Obama Ayiee <3*

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*Pinilit ni pewds na hindi matae*

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*Velocripator sounds*

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WHUT

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THU

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F*CK *Dulililib Dulilib*

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Alam mo naman sinasabi nila.....

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Kapag pumunta ka-

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President....

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Bu-*Choppy*

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Bumalik ka

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Okay na... Tara na. (TAPUSIN MO YUNG PANGUNGUSAP MO KOYA PEWDSU)

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*Halikan mo na lahat wag lang ako* 
NOW PREMIER IN CINEMAS!

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Code Babesu

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Ako Si Camille para sa Codebabes.com (Clickbait lol)

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Gusto mo malaman yung code?

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Nagkakaproblema kaba sa pagbigay ng atensyon?

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Maligayang Pagdating sa Iyong Solusyon (R.I.PTagalog)

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Lahat ng ibang sites nagbibigay ng tae (Bakit ? Shit = Tae in tagalog lol)

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Nagbibigay kami ng *hindi marinig* sa mas magandang bigayan.

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Nagbibigay ng makatotohanang katugunan

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katulag ng Pavlo's dog on crack 
(DOGGEEEEE ULET?)

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Walang kwenta

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Baka legit to

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Panoorin mo yung pagtuturo

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Kunin yung info

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pumasa sa quiz

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PAGKATAPOS NUN HAHATAKIN MO PALABAS!

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Yung nagtuturo sayo magtatangal ng isang piraso ng damit (HUWAT?!)

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*Naliwanagan si Pewds sa lahat ng pangyayari sa mundo*

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DIYOS KO ISA ITONG ALAMAT!

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*Si pewds nakikinig ng mabuti*

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*Binisita niya na yung site*

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Wala akong pakialam sa pakukudigo!

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S-Sige , Pipili lang ako ng isa!

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Gusto ko ba malaman....

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Android Virgin v8.7.6

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Itong Android Virgin....

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yaaa~ Dito ako pupunta sa Android Virgin; Isip ko lang.

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Maraming salamat desu <3

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*Iniskip yung vid para makita yung babaeng nakahubad*

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*Amboring shiet*

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*ANONG ORAS NAGTANGGAL SIYA NG DAMIT?*

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Maganda makalaman ng iba't ibang bagay galing sa ibang taong di mo alam kung ano ang mga pinagsasabi nila

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*Si pewds umasa*

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*Masaya ako* Ito... ito ay nakakainspire sakin dahil meron talagang magandang kahulugan sa likod ng mga salitang yan.

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ohhh "I ruv sushi"

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Mahal ko yung Japan.

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*Hindi maintindihan*

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OMAYGOD Nakita ko na to eh, Matagal na!

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Habang naguusap sila..........
GURUGOME-~!

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GURUGAMESH *Nawala si pewds sa katinuan*

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YEEHHEEESSS

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Nakalimutan ko yung meme na sobrang ganda!

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GURUGAME~!

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*I love anime!(Weebshit)*

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Diyos ko....

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Totoo ba to? (Kitang kita! real na reaallllll!!!) Hindi ko to napanood hanggang dito!

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*Magaling sa paggaya si pewds* I love animee~!

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Ulitin : I love anime!

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At Mangaaaaa~!

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GAMIINNNNGGG~

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*Mula sa Puso* AND GAMINGGGG~!

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Eto yung vegetarian ko (losses shit)

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SUPERSAIYAN v2.0

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VEGAN BODEH!

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*iba't ibang enkangto nalagay dito*

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Gustong-Gusto ko maging isang tao katulad niya.

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GUSTONG-GUSTO ko maging isang tao katulad niya <3

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Gusto ko talagaaa

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Yung mga tao sinasabi nila yung mga gusto nilang bagay-

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*Imitating lvl20000* Oh man , Itong pagkain na to sobrang sarap!

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At bigla-biglang lumalabas nalang galing sa kamay mo

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*GALING SA AKING KALULUWA* AND GAMIINNNGGGGG

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*shiet*

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*Highschool na babaeng boses* Anime <3

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AT MANGA NA MAY BAGOONG!

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Gusto ko tong video na to <3

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Isa itong alamat.

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Isa itong history.

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*Sabay lipat ng topic*
Sonic Heroes Happy Meal Ad

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Galing tong Pakistan

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*Excite si pewds*

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Oh. (Mag-oorder ako nito mamaya)

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Sonek SKETBORD

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*Pinilit niyang intindihin*

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Wag po...

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Kawawang Sonic - pwede mong tigilan yan?

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SONNEKKK

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Sobrang kawawa na siya (Di na pala ako magoorder)

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TIGIL!

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SONEK SKETBORDK

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*Imitating Intestifies* Sonek Shetbordk

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*Mas maraming Sonek Skekbork*

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*SHADOW F*CK IT BALL*(Bakit? Yung ang pagkakarinig ko eh)

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*Imitating lvl2* Shedow Basketbolleee

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Nukels Baybawl!

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*Nawalan ng kagustuhan*

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WAG WAG WAG WAG

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Gurbul: Cringe (Parang gusto mong sampalin yung sarili mo kung andun ka) Pewdiepie

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Magcri-cringe ka, PewDiePie

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MAGCRI-CRINGE KA, PEWDIEPIE!

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PANOORIN MO YUNG HULING VIDEO!

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Mine-con 2016 (Maghanda na kayo baka wala nang bukas)

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Oh Hello!

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Diba dapat ito ay ocelot, tama ba?

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Hindi ba? *Hindi daw*

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*Hindi maintindihan* Tignan natin yung buntot mo ?

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Oh. Okaayyyy

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Siya pa naman yung pinaka paborito kong character; Yung buntot (ETOO NAAA!)

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Sooo goood.
Girl : Stampy po ako

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OH IKAW PALA SI STAM-(R.I.P Kuya Felix, Dahilan ng pagkamatay: Sobrang Cringe)

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*PINAKAMALAKAS NA CRINGE*

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*Hindi ko na kinaya*

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Ohooo , wag pooo ohooohoohoo

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Stampy yon , Bobong anak

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*Nawalan na talaga*

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