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*Nangis*

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(Cengeng Anjer)

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:v

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Felix booongan : lo kenapa Pewds???

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Felix: Sejak kamu kehilangan paha..

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gak ada yang bisa aku reaksi-in...

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(Tanpa nama) : Gua Gimana?

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Aku punya tantangan menjijikan buat loe, PewDiePie.
Felix : SAPA TU?! DIMANA LOE?!

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(Tanpa nama): Ku Cinta Kamu :*

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(Tanpa Nama) : Cium Gua... Cium :*

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Felix: Metu Woy

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(kabel speaker meletus)

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Felix : Garble..

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*Suasana mulai panas sodara sodara*

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CIEEEEEEEEE~! Coooo' CWeeeet~...

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*Reaksi jijik*

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Kok lu tau kesukaan gue, lumayan ni tontonan gratis!

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Hey loe mau...

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Mau nyalain Vape, Garble?

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*Pejantan tangguh*

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ANJAAYY...

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iseep dulu coyy!

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... tar, gue nyalain dulu...

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(Felix ketawa)

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(judul video) "TV Reporter Accidentally Ruins Martial Art..-"

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"..'s Master Demo." *gak usah di translate lah*

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Pesilat: gue bakal menghancurkan bata, ini pake gelas, tanpa menghancurkan gelas nya

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Felix (mengimitasi suara pesilat): ...tanpa menghancurkan gelas

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Wartawan: Anda siap? 
Pesilat: Siap. Kita mulai.

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Felix: Ohh asik... keren nih kayaknya...

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ayo... gimana caranya coba?

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*Tatapan Felix sangat serius*

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Weh! Bahaya banget! Jangan cuy!

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Garble [tolong aku] !

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(batakonya pecah)

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Felix : Waaow.. 
Reporter: Itu Menakjubkan!

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Wartawan : bentar bentar...

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Wartawan: nih jujur ya, batakonya... batakonya asli...

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maksudku gak ada...

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Pesilat: JANGAAN CUK!

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Wartawan: lhoo lhoo looo loo looo

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Waahhh! (nyembunyiin kecurangan nya)

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liat nih.....

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Senjata api.

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Pesilat: kok loe bisa tau...? ANCUK I!!!
*modar loe.. ketauan...*

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(Felix nahan ketawa)

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(Musicnya Linkin Park)

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Wartawan: Itu... itu kerja bagus!

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Felix: WEEEE SALAMAN NYA OII~~!

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(miris campur mesem)

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(rasanya kayak mau sekarat)

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SALAMAN NYA CUY!

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PUTER ULANG CUK!

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BAJINGEEK...

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*Seseorang nyanyi lagu 'In The End'

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Sakit bro! Ini alesan nya gua sayang elo, Gebel!
(namanya yang bener gimana sih?)

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...soalnya lu gak punya tangan!

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Kita gak akan bisa salaman cuk!

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Gebel: Video jijik selanjutnya...

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"Pharrell Stops Functioning For 20 Seconds and it's awkward..."
(gak usah di translate yah ^_^)

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Neil deGrasse Tyson: Frekuensi yang tergenerasi dengan atom sangatlah lebih akurat...

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dari apapun bumi, matahari, dan bulan pernah impikan...

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dan itulah kenapa kita pake jam atomic..

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dan jika kamu mau ke luar angkasa...

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Pharrell (mengganggu): Jam atom terbentuk atas dasaran atom?

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Neil deGrasse: Yooii! Jadi kamu bisa menggunakannya ke angkasa...

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(suara kagum Pharell)

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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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*suara makin gilani

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Felix: Oh.

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(Neil deGrasse menerangkan lanjut) 
(Napas kedua Pharrell)

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Pewds: dia tetap melanjutkan....

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WOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
*ABANG SKRILLEX REMIX-IN DONK*

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Pewds: Pharrell cukup!

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Neil: Aku gak tau itu frekuensi apa...

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Pewds: berhentilah....

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CUK!

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(Otak Pharrell jebol)

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Felix: BAJINGEK PAAN TUH?!

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APA APAAN TUH~~!!

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(rekor dunia WOAH terlama oleh Pharell)

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Baiklah...

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Ada juga orang yang lebih pekok dari aku... ya gak sih?

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Pharrell

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Pharrell, bung...

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Mungkin dia  lelah dengan musiknya

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*judul selanjutnya* "Woman Takes Creep Shot of Guy's Junk."

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eh liat... dia jadi salting..

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oh...

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jadi salting

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ini orang terkasual yang pernah aku lihat..

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*Felix kegirangan* ...sama malah liat kamera lagi...

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*suara kegirangan*

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OoohH

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*hati ku bergeming*

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HP! caranya kerjanya gimana??

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liat lagi ah...

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indah sekali *ibuku namanya Indah*

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Creditsnye coy

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Gimana kamu sekarang... kamu imut banget di gambar ini... <3

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bukankah ini gambar yang bagus?

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*The Conjuring: Seed of Garble*

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hey

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Garble!

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CUK!

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GARBEL

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(judul selanjutnya)
"Bill Clinton Denied a Kiss From Hillary."

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* jurus menghindar Hillary

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Host Berita : Owwwwww... (so sad)

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Host Berita : ...dia malah mencium obama... (tertawa)
*cipika sama Obama

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*menahan ledakan di dada*

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APA

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APAAN

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ANJAY???!!!

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kau tau? kata seseorang..

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Kalo lo pernah....

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[speechless nih]

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Presiden....

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*makin speechless*

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.. lu kembali....

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*Felix dalam kondisi antara tak bisa berkata kata dan hilang ingatan*

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Baiklah, Lanjutkan aja...

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*Credit lagi hehe..*

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"Code Babes" (Video selanjutnya)

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Camille : Hai! Ini Camille dari CodeBabes.com

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mau tau isi 'Code"?

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susah "memperhatikan"?

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'inilah solusi anda.'

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Semua situs lain mungkin juga menawarkan hal sama.

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tapi kami memberikan yang 'lebih panas' dari yang lain...

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Kami menawarkan tanggapan yang pasti...

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seperti anjing Pavlov mabuk. 
(ungkapan dari beneran dan ngasih cuma cuma)

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Felix: dia bilang omong kosong.

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bisa dipercaya nih...

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(situs... 'aku gak mau tau dan gak tau ini apa')

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Camille: Loe tinggal nonton...

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Serap info nya

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Jawab benar kuisnya.

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Terus...

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Pewds (memotong): terus lu mbacol!

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*anak anak segera tidur yah*

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Camilie: ...instrukturmu melepaskan kain pakaian nya 
*langsung ketik, gan!*

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[pemandangan segar datang]

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*ada yang udah pernah coba masuk sini?*

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Felix: GILEE... JENIUS BANGET!

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Camili: bergabunglah dengan anggota nyeleneh 'Code Babes' dan mulailah karir pengembangan jejaring mu sekarang.

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*yang mentranslate anak baik baik tapi selalu pengen tau ^_^*

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Felix: gue sih gak peduli ama 'coding'

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oke... aku harus pilih salah satu...

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Mau belajar...

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*apa apaan ini?!*

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android perawan (mungkin androit pemula)

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yaaa... coba masuk deh...

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makasih

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*info tentang dasar dasar ilmu android*

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Kapan buka bajunya sih?

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PEMBELAJARAN AKTUAL YANG NORMAL DENGAN BERPAKAIAN LENGKAP

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Felix: menarik banget mempelajari seseuatu yang baru dari orang yang topiknya gak jelas.

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Aktivitas ialah cara Androit untuk melakukan....

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mengilhami gue banget untuk belajar karena ada gairah di balik kalimat kalimatnya.

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Wanita: Aku suka Sushi

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Pria: aku suka Jepang... titik.

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*seorang wanita menanggapi si Pria

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Ya ampun! ini udah pernah aku liat dulu banget!

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(pengunjung ceria)

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GURUGAMESH!!

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Felix: GURUGAMESH~!! HAHAHA!

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YEESSHHH...

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gua hampir lupa sama meme itu. bagus banget!

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GIRUGAMESH!! *Final fantasy?

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gua cinta Anime

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YEAH~!

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Ya ampun...

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Beneran nih! Gua belum pernah liat kalo ada lanjutanya...

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Aku Suka Anime!! *ikut ikut*

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EIKE SUKA ANIME! YEAH!!

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Dan manga (komik)!
Felix : eyke suka anime~

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GAMING!
Lainya : YEAH~!

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Felix: DAN GAMMING~!!! 
(ekspresi fan sepakbola dapet gol)

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Onision: Ini badan vegetarian GUEEEEEE~!

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GAMING!

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BADAN VEGAN~!!

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*kekuatan SUPER SAIYA*

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*dasyatnya kamekameha*

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GAMING~~~!!

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*YOUTUBE KENA KAMEKAMEHA*

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Felix: Asik deh jadi orang (kacamataan) itu...

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SUKA BANGET deh kalo Jadi orang yang ngomong itu

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BANGET!!

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orang orang tu tiba tiba aja bereaksi dengan sesuatu yang mereka suka...

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Duh bung! makanan ini enak banget!

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Dan juga tiba tiba aja bereaksi dengan sesuatu di tangan...

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DAN GAMIIIINGGG (contohnya)

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DAN GAMING! (contoh kedua)

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Anime!

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dan manga!

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suka banget nih video ini!

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keren banget lah!

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benar benar vidio yang bagus...

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*langsung berikutnya* "Sonic Heroes Happy Meal Ad."

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ini dari pakistan

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*bahasa pakistan*

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Tails "SOOCKER" (cara ngomongnya itu... hmmm) (mungkin maksudnya Tails main bola) *felix ngakak*

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SONIC SKETBORTD

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*ketawa*

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jangan....

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malangnya Sonic...

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bisakah kalian cukup dengan Sonic?

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dia udah capek!

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Berhentilah!

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SONIC SKETBORD

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SONIC SKETBORD *ikut ikut*

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SONIC SKETBORD (mulai menghantui pikiran)

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Shadow BASKETBOL

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Knekels BEYSBAWL

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*gelegek en?*

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*Apaan?*

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Garble: Pewdipie menjijikan

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lu bakal merasa jijik, Pewdiepie

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lu bakal merasa jijik, Pewdiepie!!!

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TONTON VIDEO TERAKIR INI!

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"Mine-con 2016."

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MC: Oh, heilo!

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ini macan tutul, kan?

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*menggelengkan kepala*

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Bukan?! Liat ekor mu..

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MC: oh oke....

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Dia ini jadi karater dari video game kesukaanku... 
ini Tails..

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Anak Perempuan: Aku Stampy

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*Upss salah,,,,*

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*Felix meletus dari menahan tawa*

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itu Stampy... tau gak goblok?!!

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GOBLOK

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