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Dap!

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Nije me briga.

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Ne hvala

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Huh?

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OH?!

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OH?!

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Što je ovo?!

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Petogodišnji dječak prjeti da će srušit kralja YouTuba PewDiePie?

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Samo preko moga božjeg mrtvog tijela!!!

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Preko moje p**ke!!!

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Kako je ovo moguće?

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Jefferson Graham

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huh?

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okej!!!

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dobro

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Jefferson Graham

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Petogodišnji dječak prjeti....

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Pfft!

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Možda ovo dijete....ima što se treba imat

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Tko sam ja?

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Sljedeći PewDiePie?

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Ajmo uh...

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Daj da pogledam neke njegove videe

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ŽENA: Hajde hajde hajde hajde u krevet! Hajde u krevet

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*Sretna Glazba*

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Dobro!!! Peri svije zube.

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Ryan se ide kupati!!!

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On ima tricikli volim te stvarčice

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Ryan: Dobrodošli na Rynova pregledavanja igraćaka

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Jebote!! Ja nemam intro

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Sranje

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Hajdemo sad napravit jedan intro!!!

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Dječji glas:DOBRODOŠLI NA FELIXSOVA PREGLEDAVANJA IGRAČAKA!!!

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Dali je došlo tako daleko??

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Ismijavati petogodišnjeg dječaka

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Pogledaj te neke videe i oni će te podsjetiti na videe koje ti radoš

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smije se malo

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To je ono što Ja želim gledat

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Mislim, zašto ne bi pogledo što sam napravio

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kada mogu gledati druge ljude koji prave ista sranja

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To je tako

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smije se

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To je tako glupo

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Uh sranje....O moj Bože

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Upravo sam postao onaj koji stalno govori,

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Zašto bi gledao videe kako neko igra igrice ako ih možeš igrati sam

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smije se

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Sranje

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Najveća petogodišnja youtube zvijezda koja zarađuje milijune na igračkama

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ŠTA!!!!

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Verge također

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Ma koji se....kurac digađa???

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Jeli govorimo o istome Vergu???

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Vergu koji daju šansu

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da se iseru na meni

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oh okej to je zanimljivo

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PewDIePie i ostali dobivaju novce od WarnerBrosa za dobro ocjenjene igračke

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To je taka laž da sam plaćen

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Jebi se

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Posljednjih 18 tjedana Ryan

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je postao najpopularni youtube kanal

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Najmlađa youtube zvijezda koju ĆE TE ikada vidjeti

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Jeli to.... Jel mi slavimo ovo?

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Slavimo li.... činjenicu da neko

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ova majka je kao

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Misliš li da dobivas novce od ovoga?

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Ti misliš da on dobiva igračke

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I svida kako tu ostave link svakog videa ikad

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u njihov opis

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To mi se bas svida

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Žanr je postao poznat kada su djeca postali voditelji

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Djeca nisu voditelji

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Ok, pogledajmo video pa cu vam pokazati na sto mislim

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Mamin glas: WOW! Super, sto cemo dobiti?

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Sto cemo dobiti??

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Neznam

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Koga ces ti izleci

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Vidite, neda mu ni da dovrsi

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Ocito je zelio nesto reci

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Mamin glas:Koga ces izleci

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Pogledajte ga

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NO

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Ti nisi bitan nego sam ja bitna!

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Zacepi gubicu, Ryan

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Ovako izgledaju kada ih otvorimo

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Jos uvijek mozes cuti zvukove iznutra

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Da

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o moj boze

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mislim da je sam to smislio i da to nitko totalno nije rekao da to kaze

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Jos uvijek mozes cuti zvukove iznutra

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Da

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pfff

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Siguran sam da mu se to svida

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znas

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siguran sam da mu se to svida

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kao mali i ja bi volio

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otvarati hrpu igracaka

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ali u isto vrijeme

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nesto nije uredu s time

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kao da vidite poznatu djecu na televiziji

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jer znate da ih roditelji doslovno tjeraju na to

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i nesto u vezi toga je stvarno tuzno

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nemogu si pomoci jer dobim taj cudan osjecaj

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ocito neznam sto se dogada ali

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gledam to i onda onak *uhhhh*

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cudnovato imate osjecaj da Ryan cita sa papira

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pffff

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no

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papir sa kojem mama govori

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hej ti ,je*eno reci ovo

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youtuberi su poceli sa malokupninama

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pa nemogu se s time svadati...

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oglasavanje je na najboljem

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sponzorirane epizode

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da

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ocito je da ih

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je sponzorirao Walmart

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100 posto

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ocito je

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pogledajte ovaj video gdje kaze

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imamo posebno Walmart jaje

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Mamin glas: cak smo i nasli vrlo posebno jaje u Walmartu

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uuuuuu

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zasto bi i jedno djete to zanimalo?

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objasni mi to

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ok

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zasto bi to i jedno djete zanimalo da ste nasli Walmartovu verziju jaja

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nema smisla

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I onda vidis da Verge objavljuje PewDiePie i neki ostali youtuberi su ukrali novce od Warner Bros. radi pregleda igra, iako nisam

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sto odgovara

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Ryanov uspjeh ili u boljim rjecima slava daje puno novaca

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svojim roditeljima

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oh za vise izgradnja

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u biti postoji rupa pravne petlje

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da ne postoji nacin da to dijete bude na reklami

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puno drzava dopusta da djeca imaju kanale, tj da nastupaju

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nemaju nikakvih granica za djecu

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Ali na kanalu vise nije to da se Ryan igra sa igrackama

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Kada god ide u Disneyland, ide na novu frizuru ili ima prehladu, njegovi roditelji odlucuju koliko ce snimati i koliko toga ce podijeliti sa internetom

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vidite na sto mislim???

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jeste li ikad vidjeli video s 11 milijuna prikaza i 9 tisuca lajkova?

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molim vas mi posaljite taj video , zato jer ne postoji

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ovo nisu pravi ljudi, ovo nisu pravi prikazi

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ima samo tisucu komentara

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pogledajte moj video koji ima 11 milijuna pregleda

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imam 22 tisuce komentara

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22 tisuce....... 1 tisuca

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najpopularniji video ima 600 milijuna pregleda....

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sta?

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koji k..... ispricavam se koji je*eni k*rac???

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koji k*rac???

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to je vise od pola od pjesme Call Me Maybe

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Znaci da bi svi na ovom je*enom svijetu trebalu znati ko je ovaj klinac

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Vjerujem da pola vas koji gledate ovaj video nemate pojma ko je on

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Kako dobis tolko puno pregleda?

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Amerika ne vidi,

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kako mogu voditi ovu stranicu i staviti malog na cijelu naslovnicu

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i ne spomenuti ga.

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nisam dosao kritizirati ovu obitelj

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nije me briga

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radite sto zelite, nemojte me shvatiti krivo

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ono sto je zelim iskazati, i to da sam fakat iznenaden

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ove dvije stranice, Verge i USA Today

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kao... koji k*rac? pogledajte ovo

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ovo je je*ena buducnost

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da vidimo, jeli se bot spominje igdje

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lazni pregledi? ne.

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cijeli ovaj clanak....

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pa... pa cestitam, platio si preglede

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i tako dobite naslov.... Oh , on pobjeduje PewDiePie-a

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I to me zivcira jer me svi zele pobjediti stalno

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Kako se mozes zvati novinarom i napraviti ovakvu gresku

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kako mozes biti tolko retardiran?

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sve sto si morao uciti je otici dolje

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bas ste glupi.... mrzim novinare i mediju

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to je sramotno

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*dobrodosli u Felixove preglede igra*

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ok

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sto vise energije

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mami treba para, ok?

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mozes li to ponovo napraviti samo sa vise energije ljubavi?

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vise energije?

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da evo

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evo ti redbull, mami treba novaca pa moras izgledati sretno

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sve to

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tako , bravo

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prehladno je, nemogu to popiti

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ponovo ali budi sretan!

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aaaaah!

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bravo!

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Furby mi je nova najdraza igracka

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ok ,mama ti je nabavila Furbyja

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da

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da

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da

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da, nisi li uzbuden?

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da

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ok

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tooo, o moj boze

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nemoj unisiti kutiju, mama ce to morati vratiti

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molim?

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pa neces zadrzati tu igracku

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mami trebaju novi nokti...

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ok otvori, evo ti noz

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za mog 8-godisnjeg sina

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wow

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oooooohhhh

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ooooohhhh

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kak je sladak

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prema kameri

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bas je sladak

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vise energije!!

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AAAAHH KAK JE SLADAK!

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OOOOOOHHH

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ali mama rozi je....

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ja zelim plavog

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AAAAAHHH

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ovaj ima masku, za kada ide spavati

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spava, wow nije li to sjajno

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OOOHHHH

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oh, sanjam o tebi svaku noc

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mama zeli da ga spalis

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mama ne zelim, on mi je prijatelj

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ubi svog prijatelja

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ali on mi je jedini prijatelj, gospodin Fusball

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jedini nacin da postanes muskarac je da ubis ono sto volis

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to se dogodilo tati?

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*Furby*: daaaaaa

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ubi ga

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oh

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ok, sto mislis o svojoj novog igracki

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zasto si me nagovorila da ga ubim

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jesi li se zabavio sa svojom novom igrackom

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on mi je bio jedini prijatelj, trebao je nestati iz grada

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bio mi je sve,

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trebali smo hodati planinama, i letjeti nebom

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voljeo sam ga svim svojim srcem

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i zbog tebe sam ga ubio

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sta radis?

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jesi li vidjela challenge vruci noz

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ljubavi prestani

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jesi li vidjela vruci noz

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NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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vec 30 minuta

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prezivio sam zbog znanja gospodina Fusballa

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ali nakon 30 minuta sve se promijenilo

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sve se promijenilo

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nadam se ako vam se svidao ovaj video

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da cete pogledati jos jedan, ovdje je

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i o slicnoj je temi tako da ako vam se ovo svidjelo onda ce vam se ovaj video svidjeti

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hvala vam sto ste gledali

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i nemojte zaboravili kliknuti zvono, trebam kupiti neko zvono ili takvo nekakvo sr*nje