Oblivion. Some say , the best game of all time
*Then poo with your blood*
A game with such..immersive universe, you really feel like you wanna be part of it
*Ni-ni-ni-ni-ni-ni-ni-ni-ni-ni*
I don't have time to talk. My work cannot wait
Ni-ni-ni-ni-ni-ni-ni-ni-ni-ni
And don't even get me started on the combat system
*Stop!*
*You violated the law.Pay the court a fine or serve your sentence. Your stolen goods are now forfeit*
So lately, I've been obsessing over Oblivion videos
(zoom in)
So, I thought I would make a video on it
That's it, that's pretty much it
I played this game a long time ago, and it's such an impressive game
becoz it's really before it's time
Now, looking back at it
It really hasn't aged well
And it's so funny to watch these mistakes that it had
becoz the project was so ambitious
the parts of it is just bound to f*ck up and mess up
The parts of it is just bound to be messed up
And we are just gonna look at all the bad stuff today
But don't take my word for it,take my man
Todd, motherf*ckin Howard
This beautiful man
the creator of this series
If you have not bought Skyrim yet
on every single console out there
he's going to be extremely upset with you
*I am going to play quarterback for the cowboys and I was like
I'm gonna make video games, and everyone's gonna play them like, you dork
Go back to the chess club (pause) who's laughin' now?
*satanic music*
Yes, I was in the chess club
(laughs)
I like how he says he's so ashamed that
(mimick) Yes, I was in the chess club
whatever, I am cool now
Trust me, I made Oblivion, it's really, it's a good game
*I think the big thing is (um)
the AI we have in the game design
The system radiant AI that allows the people in
the world to react really intelligently
and they sort of have their own goal is so they can look at the environment around them
and decide how they wanna accomplish them*
So the game has extremely intelligent AI
{sword unsheathed}
*What have we here? Another plaything?
You'll dance for me, little one, yes, you will
I'll make your corpse dance, and then tear itself apart
[SMACK]
(laughs)
(chuckles)
And not just intelligent AI
AI that truly thinks for itself
10x Ni
again 10x Ni
sword unsheathed
7x Ni
[shout]
*It was at this moment, Jackson knew*
Such extreme intelligent AI
that they implemented Amnesia
in the game
[gameplay]
You see here, the guard kills the beggar
*gasp* Oh my goodness, excuse me, are you alright ?
I
By the Divines,
This person's dead*
Literally me, whenever I kill a person
{chuckles}
And don't even get me started
on the flawless voice acting in this game
It's truly
[crazy guy] EXTREEEME
I heard that thieves broke into the Arcane University,
the Imperial Legion Compound, and the Temple, all on the
same night
[gameplay] wait a min, lemme do that again
(laughs)
I heard that thieves broke into the Arcane University,
the Imperial Legion Compound, and the Temple, all on the
same night
[pewds' dolphin cry]
*Take care*
Good talk
Good talk, tru-truly feel immersed
[E3 Clip] WOW
I love this one, cuz it really shows the
the different range the voice actors can do
[gameplay] Of course it's all just made up to give them an excuse
to keep us down
*Thank you, kind sir*
You give him a coin and
[chuckles]
|No need for captions here|
WTF happened ?!
WTF happened after he gave him a coin?!
Did his balls drop as soon as he gets money?
|No captions needed|
Jesus Christ
Apparantly, to save space on the game,uh
they had some voice actors do the same line
If there's a line that was gonna be repeated a lot
they have one voice actor do it instead of every voice actor do it.
and putting it together as a montage
is goddamn beautiful.
Here's when you give them coins
[game] I'm only asking for enough to feed me kids
*Thank you ,kind sir*
{pewds mimicks the beggar}
[game] Blessings of the Shadow upon you
[game] Thank you, kind sir
[game] Blessings of Akatosh Abani upon you
[Beggar#70] Thank you, kind sir
[#69] Blessings of the Shadow upon you
it's so good
[Beggar#172] Thank you, kind sir
[#172] Blessings of Stendar upon you
[beggar mimick]
Don't even get me started on how incredible
the dungeon-crawling, the quests were in this game
[game] You! What are you doing here?
Has the Council gone mad ?
There's no time
I am the only one left
{pewds] he's the only one that survived
Thank God, you are the only one that survived.Atleast one lived
[stone grinding]
[chuckles then laughs]
Truly, Intelligent AI
Maybe he's fine
You know what? Maybe he's OK
[crush sound]
No, he's definitely dead. The game was so groundbreaking
that you could poison people's food,
feed them to him as a sleek way
to assassinate. Let's watch.
Welcome. Have you ever heard Alga tell her tales?
She's the best bard I've ever met.
Of course being a bard is almost as bad as being--it's you!
(laughs)
When the edibles kick in
So the Ol ate the poison apple.[game] Hello there
(laughs)
Hello there
(OL/jacksepticeye style scream)
(laughs)
Oh my god
[Video of YTuber mimicking OL]
(laughs again)
Ahh Jesus Christ
Now some may say that the dialogue in
Oblivion, it's a little awkward I disagree 100%
it's truly beautiful, immersive,
And it makes me feel like I'm part of the world and I want to live in it
It's the perfect, perfect dialogue.
[game] How are you today?
I'm Mirabelle Monet. I run the fo'c'sle
a boarding house for sailors. Sorry.
I reserve my beds for Seamen
[PewDiePie and DansGaming laugh]
Here's an example of some classic, beautiful,
NPC dialog that you can listen
in to and really feel like you're part of a new universe
[game] It's you. Hi.
What's going on with you?
I ran into some goblins in the woods
not long ago
Nasty little beasts
Horrible things
I hear that the High Elves train them
I can't imagine it
Bye
Goodbye
Greetings, Argonian.
What's going on with you?
Yes.
Heard any news from the other provinces?
(laughs)
Goodbye
(continues laughing)
Oh, there's all these like parodies of the of the dialogue.
It's so fucking good
[cartoon]
Oh, there's so many of these.
{Simpsons}
(briefly laughs)
I think this is the perfect one to summarize it
[Another YTuber]
Well Alice, do you want to go to the park bench?
Yeah
Well Alice, it seems We both got autism haven't we?
Yeah
Well, that's good to know
I guess the truth is, I'm similar to you, Alice
It's very difficult for me to talk to people I've not met before like yourself.
I have to pay you compliments like
for example
Let me think of an example of what a compliment is
(laughs)
It seems your eyes are as brown as the tree trunks
Just an idea
Oh man, I'm not--uh
there's really only one way to end this
With a goddamn beautiful Adoring fan
This beautiful specimen would follow you anywhere in the game
[game] Yes, Oh Great and Mighty Grand champion!
Is there something you need? Can I can carry your [interrupts] shit.
2x Shine your boots,
and even give him a back rub.[Noir] And sometimes at night,
A little slippy slippy down there if you know what I mean
F*ck ,this video is old.
Jesus Christ
<Music>
I didn't know you can upload YouTube videos at this point
By Azura, by Azura, by Azura! It's the Grand champion!
I can't believe it's you, standing here!
Next to me !
<Music>
<music fading away>
[pewds laughs]
NOOOOO-O-O-O-O-O
(laughs)
<heroic music>
Oblivion, everyone!
The perfect game!
If you haven't played it yet,
I suggest you go check it out right now
Leave a like if you enjoyed (of course)
Buy a fidget spinner
and I will see you bros (u mean sisters)
I mean sisters (there we go)
in the next video
(BROFIST)
<It's Everyday Bro fading in>