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Oblivion. Some say , the best game of all time

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*Then poo with your blood*

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A game with such..immersive universe, you really feel like you wanna be part of it

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*Ni-ni-ni-ni-ni-ni-ni-ni-ni-ni*

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I don't have time to talk. My work cannot wait

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Ni-ni-ni-ni-ni-ni-ni-ni-ni-ni

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Ni-ni-ni-ni-ni-ni-ni-ni-ni-ni

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And don't even get me started on the combat system

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*Stop!*

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*You violated the law.Pay the court a fine or serve your sentence. Your stolen goods are now forfeit*

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So lately, I've been obsessing over Oblivion videos

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(zoom in)

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So, I thought I would make a video on it

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That's it, that's pretty much it

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I played this game a long time ago, and it's such an impressive game

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becoz it's really before it's time

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Now, looking back at it

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It really hasn't aged well

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And it's so funny to watch these mistakes that it had

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becoz the project was so ambitious

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the parts of it is just bound to f*ck up and mess up

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The parts of it is just bound to be messed up

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And we are just gonna look at all the bad stuff today

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But don't take my word for it,take my man

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Todd, motherf*ckin Howard

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This beautiful man

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the creator of this series

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If you have not bought Skyrim yet

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on every single console out there

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he's going to be extremely upset with you

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*I am going to play quarterback for the cowboys and I was like

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I'm gonna make video games, and everyone's gonna play them like, you dork

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Go back to the chess club (pause) who's laughin' now?

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*satanic music*

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Yes, I was in the chess club

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(laughs)

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I like how he says he's so ashamed that

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(mimick) Yes, I was in the chess club

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whatever, I am cool now

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Trust me, I made Oblivion, it's really, it's a good game

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*I think the big thing is  (um)

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the AI we have in the game design

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The system radiant AI that allows the people in

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the world to react really intelligently

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and they sort of have their own goal is so they can look at the environment around them

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and decide how they wanna accomplish them*

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So the game has extremely intelligent AI

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{sword unsheathed}

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*What have we here? Another plaything?

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You'll dance for me, little one, yes, you will

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I'll make your corpse dance, and then tear itself apart

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[SMACK]

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(laughs)

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(chuckles)

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And not just intelligent AI

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AI that truly thinks for itself

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10x Ni

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again 10x Ni

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sword unsheathed

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7x Ni

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[shout]

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*It was at this moment, Jackson knew*

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Such extreme intelligent AI

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that they implemented Amnesia

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in the game

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[gameplay]

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You see here, the guard kills the beggar

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*gasp* Oh my goodness, excuse me, are you alright ?

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I

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By the Divines,

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This person's dead*

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Literally me, whenever I kill a person

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{chuckles}

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And don't even get me started

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on the flawless voice acting in this game

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It's truly

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[crazy guy] EXTREEEME

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I heard that thieves broke into the Arcane University,

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the Imperial Legion Compound, and the Temple, all on the

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same night

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[gameplay] wait a min, lemme do that again

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(laughs)

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I heard that thieves broke into the Arcane University,

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the Imperial Legion Compound, and the Temple, all on the

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same night

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[pewds' dolphin cry]

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*Take care*

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Good talk

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Good talk, tru-truly feel immersed

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[E3 Clip] WOW

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I love this one, cuz it really shows the

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the different range the voice actors can do

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[gameplay] Of course it's all just made up to give them an excuse

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to keep us down

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*Thank you, kind sir*

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You give him a coin and

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[chuckles]

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WTF happened ?!

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WTF happened after he gave him a coin?!

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Did his balls drop as soon as he gets money?

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Jesus Christ

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Apparantly, to save space on the game,uh

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they had some voice actors do the same line

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If there's a line that was gonna be repeated a lot

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they have one voice actor do it instead of every voice actor do it.

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and putting it together as a montage

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is goddamn beautiful.

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Here's when you give them coins

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[game] I'm only asking for enough to feed me kids

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*Thank you ,kind sir*

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{pewds mimicks the beggar}

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[game] Blessings of the Shadow upon you

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[game] Thank you, kind sir

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[game] Blessings of Akatosh Abani upon you

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[Beggar#70] Thank you, kind sir

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[#69] Blessings of the Shadow upon you

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it's so good

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[Beggar#172] Thank you, kind sir

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[#172] Blessings of Stendar upon you

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[beggar mimick]

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Don't even get me started on how incredible

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the dungeon-crawling, the quests were in this game

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[game] You! What are you doing here?

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Has the Council gone mad ?

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There's no time

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I am the only one left

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{pewds] he's the only one that survived

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Thank God, you are the only one that survived.Atleast one lived

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[stone grinding]

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[chuckles then laughs]

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Truly, Intelligent AI

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Maybe he's fine

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You know what? Maybe he's OK

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[crush sound]

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No, he's definitely dead. The game was so groundbreaking

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that you could poison people's food,

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feed them to him as a sleek way

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to assassinate. Let's watch.

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Welcome. Have you ever heard Alga tell her tales?

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She's the best bard I've ever met.

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Of course being a bard is almost as bad as being--it's you!

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(laughs)

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When the edibles kick in

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So the Ol ate the poison apple.[game] Hello there

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(laughs)

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Hello there

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(OL/jacksepticeye style scream)

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(laughs)

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Oh my god

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[Video of YTuber mimicking OL]

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(laughs again)

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Ahh Jesus Christ

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Now some may say that the dialogue in

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Oblivion, it's a little awkward
I disagree 100%

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it's truly beautiful, immersive,

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And it makes me feel like I'm part of the world and I want to live in it

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It's the perfect, perfect dialogue.

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[game] How are you today?

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I'm Mirabelle Monet. I run the fo'c'sle

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a boarding house for sailors. Sorry.

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I reserve my beds for Seamen

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[PewDiePie and DansGaming laugh]

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Here's an example of some classic, beautiful,

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NPC dialog that you can listen

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in to and really feel like you're part of a new universe

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[game] It's you. Hi.

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What's going on with you?

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I ran into some goblins in the woods

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not long ago

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Nasty little beasts

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Horrible things

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I hear that the High Elves train them

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I can't imagine it

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Bye

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Goodbye

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Greetings, Argonian.

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What's going on with you?

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Yes.

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Heard any news from the other provinces?

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(laughs)

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Goodbye

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(continues laughing)

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Oh, there's all these like parodies of the of the dialogue.

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It's so fucking good

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[cartoon]

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Oh, there's so many of these.

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{Simpsons}

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(briefly laughs)

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I think this is the perfect one to summarize it

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[Another YTuber]

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Well Alice, do you want to go to the park bench?

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Yeah

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Well Alice, it seems We both got autism haven't we?

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Yeah

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Well, that's good to know

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I guess the truth is, I'm similar to you, Alice

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It's very difficult for me to talk to people
I've not met before like yourself.

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I have to pay you compliments like

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for example

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Let me think of an example of what a compliment is

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(laughs)

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It seems your eyes are as brown as the tree trunks

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Just an idea

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Oh man, I'm not--uh

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there's really only one way to end this

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With a goddamn beautiful
Adoring fan

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This beautiful specimen would follow you anywhere in the game

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[game] Yes, Oh Great and Mighty Grand champion!

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Is there something you need? Can I can carry your [interrupts] shit.

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2x Shine your boots,

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and even give him a back rub.[Noir] And sometimes at night,

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A little slippy slippy down there if you know what I mean

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F*ck ,this video is old.

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Jesus Christ

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<Music>

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I didn't know you can upload YouTube videos at this point

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By Azura, by Azura, by Azura!
It's the Grand champion!

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I can't believe it's you, standing here!

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Next to me !

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<Music>

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<music fading away>

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[pewds laughs]

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NOOOOO-O-O-O-O-O

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(laughs)

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<heroic music>

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Oblivion, everyone!

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The perfect game!

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If you haven't played it yet,

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I suggest you go check it out right now

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Leave a like if you enjoyed (of course)

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Buy a fidget spinner

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and I will see you bros (u mean sisters)

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I mean sisters (there we go)

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in the next video

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(BROFIST)

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<It's Everyday Bro fading in>