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Oblivion.

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Some say the best game of all time.

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A game with such...

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Immersive universe. You really feel like you want to be part of it.

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Ni-ni-ni-ni-ni-ni-ni-ni-ni-ni-ni-ni-ni-ni-ni-nil.

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Ni-ni-ni-ni-ni-ni-ni-ni-ni-ni-ni-ni-ni-ni-ni-nil.

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Ni-ni-ni-ni-ni-ni-ni-ni-ni-ni-ni-ni-ni-ni-ni-nil.

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And don't even get me started on the combat system.

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Stop!

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You violated the law. Pay the court a fine or serve your sentence.

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So lately, I've been obsessing over Oblivion videos...

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So I thought I'll make a video on it. That's, that's it. That's pretty much it.

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*scoff*

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I played this game a long time ago, and it's such an impressive game because i- it's really before its time.

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Now, looking back at it,

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*laughs*

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It really hasn't aged well, and it's so funny to watch these

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mistakes that it had because the project was so ambitious the parts of it is just bound to fuck up and mess up.

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I think the parts of it is just bound to be messed up,

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and we're just going to look at all the bad stuff today, but don't take my word for it take my man.

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Todd

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motherFuCkInG

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Howard.

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This beautiful man, the creator of the series. If you have not bought skyrim yet on every single

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console out there, he's going to be extremely upset with you.

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"'I'm going to play quarterback for the Cowboys', and I was like, 'I'm gonna make video games!'" and everyone's gonna play 'em like...

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'You dork, go back to the chess club'...

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Who's laughing now?

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*intense music*

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Yes, I was in the chess club"

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*laughs*

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I like how he says it so ashamed that yes, "I was in the chess club, whatever, I'm cool now!"

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Trust me. I made Oblivion. It's really it's a good game.

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"I think the big thing is

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the AI we have in the game design the system radiant Ai that allows the people in the world to

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react really

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intelligently and it sort of have their own goal is so they can look at their environment around them to decide how they want to accomplish them."

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So the game has...

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extremely intelligent AI.

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"What have we here, another plaything? You dance for me little one. Yes you will.

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I'll make your corpse dance and then tear itself apart!"

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*laughs*

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And not just intelligent AI, AI that truly thinks for itself.

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Ni-ni-ni-ni-ni-ni-ni-ni-ni-ni-ni-ni-ni-ni-ni-nil.

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Ni-ni-ni-ni-ni-ni-ni-ni-ni-ni-ni-ni-ni-ni-ni-nil.

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Ni-ni-ni-ni-ni-ni-ni-ni-ni-ni-

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It was at this moment,

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Jackson knew...

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Such extreme,

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intelligent AI that they implemented amnesia in the game.

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You see here the guard kills the beggar.

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*gasp*

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Oh my goodness!

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E-Excuse me, are you alright?

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I-

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By the divines...

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This person is dead.

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Literally me whenever I kill a person.

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*laughs*

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And don't even get me started on the flawless voice acting in this game. It's truly-

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EXTREME

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We heard the thieves broke into the Arcane university, the imperial legion compound, and the temple all on the same night!

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Wait a minute, let me do that one again..

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*breath*

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I heard the thieves broke into the Arcane university, the imperial legion compound, and the temple all on the same night!

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Take care.

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Good talk.

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Good talk, I tru-truly feel immersed...

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WOW

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I love this one 'cause it really shows the different range the voice actors can do.

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"Of course its all just,

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made up to give them an excuse to keep us down."

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"Thank you, kind, sir."

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You give 'em a coin and..

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"Have you heard about that ghost of the old man that looks out into Nibin Bay each night?"

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What the fuck happened? "They're calling him--" what the fuck happened after he gave him a coin? Did his balls

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drop as soon as he gets money?

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"Thank you kind sir!"

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"Have you heard about that ghost of the old man that looks out in--"

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Jesus Christ.

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Apparently to save space on the game,

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they had some voice actors do the same line.

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If there's a line that was gonna be repeated a lot

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they have one voice actor do it instead of every voice actor do it and it's putting it together as a montage.

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*kiss*

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Is goddamn beautiful. Here's--uh-- here's when you give them coins.

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"only asking for enough to-"

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"Thank you kind sir." *mimicking* Thank you kind sir.

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Blessings a shadow upon. Thank you kind sir.

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Blessings of Akatosh upon ye.

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"Thank you kind sir."

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"Blessings of the Shadow upon ye." It's so good

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"Thank you kind sir"

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"blessings of Stendar upon you."

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Thank you kind sir,

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and don't even get me started on how incredible the dungeon crawling, the quests were in this game.

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"You. What are you doing here?"

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"Has the council gone mad? There's no time. I'm the only one left"--You're the only one that survived--"follow me". Thank God

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You're the only one that survived at least one lived.

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*laughs*

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*hyucks*

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Truly intelligent AI.

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Maybe he's fine, you know what maybe he's okay.

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No, he's definitely dead. The game was so groundbreaking that you could poison people's food, feed them to him as a sleek way

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to assassinate. Let's watch.

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"Welcome. Have you ever heard Alga tell her tales?"

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"She's the best bard I've ever met. Of course being a bard is almost as bad as being--it's you!"

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*laughter*

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When the edibles kick in.

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So the all ate the poison apple. "Hello there,"

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"UUAGH"

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*laughs*

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Hello there! UAAAAH

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*weird dying groan*

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*laughing*

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Oh my God.

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"Have you heard of the high elves?"

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hhhheagh

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bbbbbr

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bbberhhgu

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*laughs*

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Oh Jesus Christ.

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Now some may say that the dialogue in Oblivion, it's a little awkward.

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I disagree 100%. it's truly beautiful, immersive,

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and it makes me feel like I'm part of the world and I want to live in it.

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It's the perfect, perfect dialogue. "How are you today?"

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"I'm Mirabelle Monet. I run the fo'c'sle a boarding house for sailors. Sorry. I reserve my beds for Seamen" ;)

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Hehehehehehehehe

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Here's an example of some classic beautiful, NPC dialog there

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you can listen in to and really feel like you're part of a new universe

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"It's you. Hi."

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"What's going on with you?" "I ran into some goblins in the woods not long ago"

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"Nasty little beasts."

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"Horrible things. I hear that the high elves train them. I can't imagine it."

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"Bye"

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"Goodbye!"

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"Greetings, Argonian."

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"HELLOOOO" :D

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"What's going on with you?"

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"Yes."

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"HMMPGH"

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"Heard any news from the other provinces?"

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"Good bye!"

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"Good bye!"

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"Hello."

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"Well--" There's all these like parodies of the of the dialogue I-It's so fucking good

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Well, I better get going see ya

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Bye

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dgnnd its 3 am i don't wanna caption this, but theres only 3 more mins of the video.. *salty*

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Hi! Bye! Bye!

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Oh, there's so many of these. "Outgoing mail?" "You know it." "I probably set up tomorrow." "I hear that!"

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I think this is the perfect one to summarize it.

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"Hello, we haven't been proper-" "No."  "-introduced before I'm Michael by the way you must be Alice." "Yeah."

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"Nice to meet you Alice." "You too."

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"Well Alice, do you want to go to the park bench ?" "Yeah." "Thank you."

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"Well Alice, it seems,

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we both got autism haven't we?" "Yes." "Well, that's good to know."

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"Well, I guess the truth is, I'm similar to you, Alice. It's very difficult for me to talk to people

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I've not met before like yourself."

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"I have to pay you compliments like..."

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"For example..."

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"Let me think of an example of what a compliment is." *godammit*

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*laughs*

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"It seems your eyes are as brown as the tree trunks."

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Oh man, I'm not--uh--there's really only one way to end this. With a goddamn beautiful

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adoring fan. This beautiful specimen would follow you anywhere in the game.

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"Yes! Oh Great and Mighty Grand champion!

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Is there something you need? Can I can carry your weapon?--He will carry- your shit--Shine your boots? Back rub,- perhaps?"

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Shine your boots, and even give him a back rub. And sometimes at night,

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A little slippy slippy down there if you know what I mean

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Fuck this video is old. Jesus Christ

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*Overly Dramatic Music*

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I didn't know you can upload YouTube videos at this point.

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"By Azura, by Azura, by Azura!

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It's the Grand champion! I can't believe it's you, standing here!

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Next to me!"

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*quickscope*

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NOOOOOO HO HO HO HO

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uH HUHAHA

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*lesser laugh*

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Oblivion, everyone! The perfect game! If you haven't played it yet, I suggest you go check it out right now!

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Leave a like if you enjoyed

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Buy a fidget spinner, and I will see you bros--I mean sisters--

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In the next video.

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It's everyday bro, I said ITS EVERYDAY BRO

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YOU KNOW IT'S NICK COMPTON AND MY COLLAR STAY POPPIN