ughhh
uhhhh
*gasp* Wait
Who are you?
You know who i am
I do?
your friendly neighbourhood......
PEPSI MANNN
Pewds heavy breathing
The ad-pocalypse
Is still going strong
If you dont know
All the advertisers just pulled themselves out of youtube
Theres no ads on youtube
$16. What am i gonna to do with 16 dollars
And i know what your thinkin
*impression of Judgey people* But pewdiepie you said you only make videos for funny and not for money
I lied. I lied ok... *cries in agony*
One of the people that pooled their ads off youtube, as a boycott
Was none other than........
PEPSI MANNN
It hurts everytime that i think about it.
Pepsi unghhh
Its like a sting in my body. Its a sting in my soul
Besides suspending their spending on youtube
Good writing there btw
Walmart, PEPSI, and several other companies said they will stop buying ads on google places
*pewds makes weird grunting noise*
16 dollas
But wait what is this....Pepsi just released an ad on youtube
With Kendall Jenner, my *dramatic pause**
My favorite artist
*cute laugh*
Yu know i guess i gotta get on that family friendly-ness, like Kendall Jenner
Yu know. I could...I could also..do that
I can also also be family friendly, like kendel Jenner........ * ಠ_ರೃ *
You can also pay me
PEPSI MANNNN
A'right lets just watch it. Lets just watch it
I've been hearing great things about it
*snazzy electric guitar music*
Starts of with an electric guitar, but hes playing a cello *pronunciation ಠ_ಠ*
That ehh. Good job there, good job there
No-ones gonna notice that one
*guitar music plays *
Look how passionate he is playing that electric guitar
I mean sello
Can you imagine what a spit in the face ,as an artist
you devote yourself to an instrument and then *heh* you just get dubbed over by a fuckin electric guitar
*pewds laughing*
JOIN THE CONVERSATION
we just wanna talk to each other
He will not divide us
We got love, thats the kanji for love 愛
We are all about de love
And look at this diverse crowd, we got all kinds of people in here
Is that kendell, THATS KENDELL
Shes doin a photoshoot, oh my god she looks so pretty in this photoshoot
Shes such a superstar
\(•_•) ) )z / \
Omg..she.. she sees what is happening
She sees what is happening out in the world.
Its controversy
u know
People, celebrities are marching
It's so brave for all these celebrities to be out marching
ok
They do it because they are passionate about the cause and not because they want social media posts
A'right
Was kendall Jenner in the women's march
*cute giggle*
Kendall wishes she could have attended the women's march
SHE WASNT EVEN IN IT
lol
She is still doing her photoshoot but she feels something is wrong
There is an injustice in the world
No she just want the guy
OH MY GOD
Shes so braave
She wishes she could have attended
*laughing* Why am i suprished
Uhhh, people are such fucking idiots
But wait.. the best part it yet to come
* disgusted noise* can we talk about how cringey that is
Couldnt she have just have used her other hand
The thing is like when someone want to brofist you, when you hold something.
You dont do this. you just dont......ok
You do it properly. This is awkward as hell to do.
f you have ever brofisted anyone that holds something, its awkward as hell ಢ_ಢ
Does this matter at all?
No it doesnt. It matters a GREAT DEAL
*cringey ad plays*
What is she doing??
What is she doing with that pepsi?
What is she gonna do to the peppsi to the riot guards...the police
*silent gasp* shes giving the police a pepsi
Brilliant ತ_ತ
Genius
YESss
Everyone is happy now
*sarcasim* It solved everything
All you had to do..........
was give 'im a pepsi
wait, you're telling me that.........
this is the problem in all the riots
Theres just not enough pepsi
I dont think you need to explain why it sucks
They quit the adds on youtube to avoid controversy
and then they release this fuckin shit
Not only is it cringey,
Its bad, its forced
It makes me hate myself
This is the reason why i will never be family friendly
Because, God, I will never fucking be associated with this kinda fuckin shit
The memes that are coming out of this
Its absolutely 😙👌 beautiful
Kendall please! give gim a pepsi
*giggle*
Yo Kendall, I'm gonna need you to come through with a pepsi, these cops are wildin'
I bet she showed up
I bet she was busy at a photoshoot, but i bet she showed up
And if she didnt i bet she wishes that she could of
lol
You know everytime i go outside, its not really a problem for me
But just, my mom - ever since i was a young little boy -
She was always like bring a lil' pepsi boy
Put it in your back pocket
And if you ever get in trouble with the cops, just whip out a pepsi
An everything will be alright
Is he spraying, hes spraying them with pepsi
Thats not tear gas its pepsi every one
Sometimes the cops likes to share as well
Yes!! this one
STOP GUYS! I have a pepsi multipack in my car!
Its gonna be ok
Its not just one person making these decisions
The people working on these ad campaigns are fuckin huge
There' s millions an millions and mllions of dollars, involved with this
I cant even imagine how much money Kendall Jenner was payed for this
But i imagine quite a big sum
Cause pepsi is known throughout the history, or watever
Throughout the years, to do all the big celebrities
Like Britney Spears, Micheal Jackson ehh Beyonce
They all done pepsi sponsors
And now Kendall Jenner being the new star
There's millions of dollars and so many people involved
But NO ONE, no one stepped up and be like
*maybe this is not a good idea, maybe this is not how the real world actually works
I understand that we are social justice warriors
We wanna circle jerk everyone off 😂
Like how great this movement is
*uahhh* *uahhh*
people are gonna love this shit if its got Kendall Jenner
And everyone just loves each other
Theres love everywhere
And to be fair like,
some pepsi commercials has been really good
I remember the britney one, when i was a kid
I was like wohw, what the fuck
I thought it was cool, ok ° ͜ʖ ͡°
Im sure i wouldnt think its cool now, but
*Britney pepsi advert*
PEPSI MANNNN
YOJUST LOOK IN MY POCKET, I GOT A PEPSI!! I GOT A PEPSI
*manly hehehe*
Its horrible, its horrible to laugh at
But at the same time this is the reality of the situation
Not everyone lives in a goddamn bubble
like the people working at pepsi
A'right
I think we all learned a valuable lesson, here
Which is pepsi bring world peace
Everyone knows this
The world is so divided right now and everyone is freaking out
But thank god that we have brave people like Kendall Jenner
*imaginary phone * whats that, oh i just got a call from Kendall Jenners management
and she...she wishes she could be here
I can just imagine the PR team
trying to figure out how they are gonna promote this campaign with Kendall Jenner
Ok, whats relevant right now
err, we got all the riots and the anti-trump movement
and black lives matter
Thats how we are gonna sell this soda
HOLY FUCKIN SHIT, i cant show the audio
But the chemical brothers, literally predicted this video
In 2009 *snort*
They're even throwing.....
VIVA cola
*pewds laughing*
Is this where they got their inspiration from?
What the fuck!!
The irony now is that consumers are banning, boycotting pepsi
because of just how god awful this commercial was
But at the same time
Is all publicity, good publicity
III Dunno
I dont really have the answer for that
I think....no
I think no is the right answer
Aww she tweeted it
God bless
*quiet sigh*
My haha, MY EYES
What the fuck is this meant to be?
The true power of fizzy juice!
Thats right
How stuck up do you have to be to even act like you and a can of soda can end things like, police brutality protests
That is a great question
That is an excellent question
BASICALLY the same thing
Historic moment
A'right, well that was it for me
Hope you enjoyed
Check out another video
and eh..
Theres a pepsi ad on this video
I want you to... its never going to happen
This is never going to fuckin happen
Really, i may seem like im hateful... and bitter... and angry
But in reality
I'm just lost
I need you pepsi ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°
Come back to me
I luv you
I'll good to you
I'll treat you nice
Please
I dont wanna keep making videos for free
ok
Its not..its not what i want... its not what im .. i dont wanna do that...I..I
ok
PEPSI MANNNNNNNNNN