WEBVTT
Kind: captions
Language: en-GB

00:00:00.400 --> 00:00:01.080
ughhh

00:00:02.320 --> 00:00:03.080
uhhhh

00:00:03.460 --> 00:00:04.540
*gasp* Wait

00:00:05.140 --> 00:00:05.960
Who are you?

00:00:06.480 --> 00:00:07.740
You know who i am

00:00:08.220 --> 00:00:08.840
I do?

00:00:09.180 --> 00:00:10.560
your friendly neighbourhood......

00:00:10.580 --> 00:00:11.820
PEPSI MANNN

00:00:12.800 --> 00:00:13.580
Pewds heavy breathing

00:00:13.960 --> 00:00:14.700
The ad-pocalypse

00:00:15.240 --> 00:00:16.560
Is still going strong

00:00:16.880 --> 00:00:17.940
If you dont know

00:00:17.940 --> 00:00:21.240
All the advertisers just pulled themselves out of youtube

00:00:21.420 --> 00:00:22.940
Theres no ads on youtube

00:00:23.460 --> 00:00:27.600
$16. What am i gonna to do with 16 dollars

00:00:27.800 --> 00:00:28.620
And i know what your thinkin

00:00:28.620 --> 00:00:32.760
*impression of Judgey people* But pewdiepie you said you only make videos for funny and not for money

00:00:33.280 --> 00:00:36.820
I lied. I lied ok... *cries in agony*

00:00:37.100 --> 00:00:40.480
One of the people that pooled their ads off youtube, as a boycott

00:00:41.880 --> 00:00:44.440
Was none other than........

00:00:44.760 --> 00:00:46.580
PEPSI MANNN

00:00:47.160 --> 00:00:49.040
It hurts everytime that i think about it.

00:00:49.280 --> 00:00:50.880
Pepsi unghhh

00:00:51.140 --> 00:00:53.740
Its like a sting in my body. Its a sting in my soul

00:00:54.360 --> 00:00:56.280
Besides suspending their spending on youtube

00:00:56.280 --> 00:00:57.940
Good writing there btw

00:00:58.220 --> 00:01:04.800
Walmart, PEPSI, and several other companies said they will stop buying ads on google places

00:01:04.980 --> 00:01:06.260
*pewds makes weird grunting noise*

00:01:06.300 --> 00:01:08.080
16 dollas

00:01:08.340 --> 00:01:14.120
But wait what is this....Pepsi just released an ad on youtube

00:01:14.120 --> 00:01:17.280
With Kendall Jenner,  my  *dramatic pause**

00:01:17.280 --> 00:01:18.680
My favorite artist

00:01:18.680 --> 00:01:19.280
*cute laugh*

00:01:19.280 --> 00:01:23.000
Yu know i guess i gotta get on that family friendly-ness, like Kendall Jenner

00:01:23.000 --> 00:01:26.920
Yu know. I could...I could also..do that

00:01:27.380 --> 00:01:31.740
I can also also be family friendly, like kendel Jenner........ * ಠ_ರೃ *

00:01:31.980 --> 00:01:33.860
You can also pay me

00:01:34.160 --> 00:01:36.380
PEPSI MANNNN

00:01:36.380 --> 00:01:38.500
A'right lets just watch it. Lets just watch it

00:01:38.700 --> 00:01:40.660
I've been hearing great things about it

00:01:40.660 --> 00:01:43.060
*snazzy electric guitar music*

00:01:43.060 --> 00:01:46.760
Starts of with an electric guitar, but hes playing a cello *pronunciation ಠ_ಠ*

00:01:46.760 --> 00:01:49.600
That ehh. Good job there, good job there

00:01:49.840 --> 00:01:51.460
No-ones gonna notice that one

00:01:51.460 --> 00:01:53.580
*guitar music plays *

00:01:55.460 --> 00:01:57.980
Look how passionate he is playing that electric guitar

00:01:57.980 --> 00:01:59.000
I mean sello

00:01:59.000 --> 00:02:02.040
Can you imagine what a spit in the face ,as an artist

00:02:02.040 --> 00:02:08.540
you devote yourself to an instrument and then *heh* you just get dubbed over by a fuckin electric guitar

00:02:08.540 --> 00:02:10.540
*pewds laughing*

00:02:11.180 --> 00:02:13.380
JOIN THE CONVERSATION

00:02:13.620 --> 00:02:16.280
we just wanna talk to each other

00:02:17.340 --> 00:02:19.060
He will not divide us

00:02:19.060 --> 00:02:22.360
We got love, thats the kanji for love  愛

00:02:22.360 --> 00:02:23.920
We are all about de love

00:02:23.920 --> 00:02:27.080
And look at this diverse crowd, we got all kinds of people in here

00:02:28.420 --> 00:02:30.520
Is that kendell, THATS KENDELL

00:02:30.980 --> 00:02:35.500
Shes doin a photoshoot, oh my god she looks so pretty in this photoshoot

00:02:35.500 --> 00:02:37.260
Shes such a superstar

00:02:37.260 --> 00:02:37.760
\(•_•)
   )  )z
  /  \

00:02:39.400 --> 00:02:42.240
Omg..she.. she sees what is happening

00:02:42.240 --> 00:02:44.580
She sees what is happening out in the world.

00:02:44.580 --> 00:02:46.060
Its controversy

00:02:46.060 --> 00:02:46.560
u know

00:02:47.420 --> 00:02:49.420
People, celebrities are marching

00:02:49.420 --> 00:02:52.620
It's so brave for all these celebrities to be out marching

00:02:52.620 --> 00:02:53.360
ok

00:02:54.660 --> 00:03:00.060
They do it because they are passionate about the cause and not because they want social media posts

00:03:00.060 --> 00:03:00.560
A'right

00:03:00.560 --> 00:03:02.540
Was kendall Jenner in the women's march

00:03:02.540 --> 00:03:03.040
*cute giggle*

00:03:03.040 --> 00:03:07.020
Kendall wishes she could have attended the women's march

00:03:07.020 --> 00:03:08.480
SHE WASNT EVEN IN IT

00:03:08.480 --> 00:03:09.800
lol

00:03:11.400 --> 00:03:15.960
She is still doing her photoshoot but she feels something is wrong

00:03:15.960 --> 00:03:17.960
There is an injustice in the world

00:03:20.220 --> 00:03:21.620
No she just want the guy

00:03:25.540 --> 00:03:26.880
OH MY GOD

00:03:28.000 --> 00:03:29.520
Shes so braave

00:03:29.520 --> 00:03:31.480
She wishes she could have attended

00:03:31.480 --> 00:03:33.640
*laughing* Why am i suprished

00:03:33.640 --> 00:03:34.140
Uhhh, people are such fucking idiots

00:03:36.160 --> 00:03:38.160
But wait.. the best part it yet to come

00:03:45.660 --> 00:03:47.940
* disgusted noise* can we talk about how cringey that is

00:03:47.940 --> 00:03:49.940
Couldnt she have just have used her other hand

00:03:49.940 --> 00:03:52.980
The thing is like when someone want to brofist you, when you hold something.

00:03:52.980 --> 00:03:56.180
You dont do this. you just dont......ok

00:03:56.920 --> 00:04:00.440
You do it properly. This is awkward as hell to do.

00:04:00.460 --> 00:04:03.380
f you have ever brofisted anyone that holds something, its awkward as hell  ಢ_ಢ

00:04:03.380 --> 00:04:04.780
Does this matter at all?

00:04:04.840 --> 00:04:07.260
No it doesnt. It matters a GREAT DEAL

00:04:07.260 --> 00:04:08.340
*cringey ad plays*

00:04:13.300 --> 00:04:13.880
What is she doing??

00:04:13.880 --> 00:04:15.780
What is she doing with that pepsi?

00:04:16.280 --> 00:04:19.420
What is she gonna do to the peppsi to the riot guards...the police

00:04:20.800 --> 00:04:24.040
*silent gasp* shes giving the police a pepsi

00:04:26.460 --> 00:04:27.720
Brilliant ತ_ತ

00:04:28.500 --> 00:04:29.600
Genius

00:04:30.260 --> 00:04:31.360
YESss

00:04:34.020 --> 00:04:35.280
Everyone is happy now

00:04:35.280 --> 00:04:36.580
*sarcasim* It solved everything

00:04:36.580 --> 00:04:38.580
All you had to do..........

00:04:39.980 --> 00:04:41.580
was give 'im a pepsi

00:04:41.580 --> 00:04:43.580
wait, you're telling me that.........

00:04:44.500 --> 00:04:46.500
this is the problem in all the riots

00:04:48.260 --> 00:04:49.800
Theres just not enough pepsi

00:04:49.860 --> 00:04:52.040
I dont think you need to explain why it sucks

00:04:52.360 --> 00:04:55.520
They quit the adds on youtube to avoid controversy

00:04:55.520 --> 00:04:57.640
and then they release this fuckin shit

00:04:57.640 --> 00:04:59.640
Not only is it cringey,

00:04:59.640 --> 00:05:02.020
Its bad, its forced

00:05:03.580 --> 00:05:05.260
It makes me hate myself

00:05:05.320 --> 00:05:07.920
This is the reason why i will never be family friendly

00:05:07.920 --> 00:05:12.720
Because, God, I will never fucking be associated with this kinda fuckin shit

00:05:12.840 --> 00:05:14.860
The memes that are coming out of this

00:05:14.920 --> 00:05:17.660
Its absolutely 😙👌 beautiful

00:05:17.660 --> 00:05:20.400
Kendall please! give gim a pepsi

00:05:20.400 --> 00:05:20.900
*giggle*

00:05:22.200 --> 00:05:27.540
Yo Kendall, I'm gonna need you to come through with a pepsi, these cops are wildin'

00:05:27.540 --> 00:05:28.800
I bet she showed up

00:05:28.820 --> 00:05:32.660
I bet she was busy at a photoshoot, but i bet she showed up

00:05:32.660 --> 00:05:36.380
And if she didnt i bet she wishes that she could of

00:05:36.380 --> 00:05:36.880
lol

00:05:37.460 --> 00:05:41.000
You know everytime i go outside, its not really a problem for me

00:05:41.180 --> 00:05:44.600
But just, my mom - ever since i was a young little boy -

00:05:44.600 --> 00:05:47.260
She was always like bring a lil' pepsi boy

00:05:47.380 --> 00:05:49.060
Put it in your back pocket

00:05:49.140 --> 00:05:53.180
And if you ever get in trouble with the cops, just whip out a pepsi

00:05:53.200 --> 00:05:54.580
An everything will be alright

00:05:54.580 --> 00:05:56.580
Is he spraying, hes spraying them with pepsi

00:05:56.580 --> 00:05:59.080
Thats not tear gas its pepsi every one

00:05:59.080 --> 00:06:01.700
Sometimes the cops likes to share as well

00:06:02.020 --> 00:06:03.580
Yes!! this one

00:06:03.580 --> 00:06:06.740
STOP GUYS! I have a pepsi multipack in my car!

00:06:06.740 --> 00:06:08.600
Its gonna be ok

00:06:08.600 --> 00:06:11.760
Its not just one person making these decisions

00:06:11.880 --> 00:06:16.080
The people working on these ad campaigns are fuckin huge

00:06:16.080 --> 00:06:19.560
There' s millions an millions and mllions of dollars, involved with this

00:06:19.560 --> 00:06:22.500
I cant even imagine how much money Kendall Jenner was payed for this

00:06:22.500 --> 00:06:24.200
But i imagine quite a big sum

00:06:24.220 --> 00:06:27.240
Cause pepsi is known throughout the history, or watever

00:06:27.240 --> 00:06:30.900
Throughout the years, to do all the big celebrities

00:06:30.900 --> 00:06:35.080
Like Britney Spears, Micheal Jackson ehh Beyonce

00:06:35.080 --> 00:06:37.080
They all done pepsi sponsors

00:06:37.080 --> 00:06:40.280
And now Kendall Jenner being the new star

00:06:40.280 --> 00:06:43.680
There's millions of dollars and so many people involved

00:06:43.720 --> 00:06:46.160
But NO ONE, no one stepped up and be like

00:06:46.160 --> 00:06:51.060
*maybe this is not a good idea, maybe this is not how the real world actually works

00:06:51.060 --> 00:06:53.700
I understand that we are social justice warriors

00:06:53.700 --> 00:06:55.700
We wanna circle jerk everyone off 😂

00:06:55.700 --> 00:06:57.580
Like how great this movement is

00:06:57.580 --> 00:06:58.160
*uahhh*  *uahhh*

00:06:58.180 --> 00:07:00.280
people are gonna love this shit if its got Kendall Jenner

00:07:00.360 --> 00:07:01.800
And everyone just loves each other

00:07:01.800 --> 00:07:02.900
Theres love everywhere

00:07:02.900 --> 00:07:04.240
And to be fair like,

00:07:04.240 --> 00:07:07.100
some pepsi commercials has been really good

00:07:07.100 --> 00:07:08.960
I remember the britney one, when i was a kid

00:07:08.960 --> 00:07:10.960
I was like wohw, what the fuck

00:07:10.960 --> 00:07:12.700
I thought it was cool, ok ° ͜ʖ ͡°

00:07:12.780 --> 00:07:14.840
Im sure i wouldnt think its cool now, but

00:07:14.880 --> 00:07:16.880
*Britney pepsi advert*

00:07:22.320 --> 00:07:24.320
PEPSI MANNNN

00:07:24.700 --> 00:07:27.860
YOJUST LOOK IN MY POCKET, I GOT A PEPSI!! I GOT A PEPSI

00:07:27.860 --> 00:07:29.060
*manly hehehe*

00:07:29.060 --> 00:07:30.480
Its horrible, its horrible to laugh at

00:07:30.480 --> 00:07:33.860
But at the same time this is the reality of the situation

00:07:35.060 --> 00:07:36.920
Not everyone lives in a goddamn bubble

00:07:36.920 --> 00:07:38.920
like the people working at pepsi

00:07:39.340 --> 00:07:39.900
A'right

00:07:39.900 --> 00:07:42.480
I think we all learned a valuable lesson, here

00:07:42.480 --> 00:07:45.400
Which is pepsi bring world peace

00:07:45.400 --> 00:07:47.400
Everyone knows this

00:07:48.000 --> 00:07:50.900
The world is so divided right now  and everyone is freaking out

00:07:50.900 --> 00:07:54.760
But thank god that we have brave people like Kendall Jenner

00:07:56.020 --> 00:08:00.780
*imaginary phone * whats that, oh i just got a call from Kendall Jenners management

00:08:00.780 --> 00:08:03.740
and she...she wishes she could be here

00:08:03.740 --> 00:08:05.320
I can just imagine the PR team

00:08:05.320 --> 00:08:09.620
trying to figure out how they are gonna promote this campaign with Kendall Jenner

00:08:09.620 --> 00:08:11.500
Ok, whats relevant right now

00:08:11.500 --> 00:08:15.080
err, we got all the riots and the  anti-trump movement

00:08:15.080 --> 00:08:17.080
and black lives matter

00:08:17.080 --> 00:08:19.040
Thats how we are gonna sell this soda

00:08:19.040 --> 00:08:22.560
HOLY FUCKIN SHIT, i cant show the audio

00:08:22.560 --> 00:08:26.960
But the chemical brothers, literally predicted this video

00:08:26.960 --> 00:08:29.440
In 2009 *snort*

00:08:30.140 --> 00:08:32.140
They're even throwing.....

00:08:32.940 --> 00:08:34.580
VIVA cola

00:08:34.580 --> 00:08:36.520
*pewds laughing*

00:08:36.780 --> 00:08:39.180
Is this where they got their inspiration from?

00:08:39.180 --> 00:08:40.440
What the fuck!!

00:08:40.440 --> 00:08:45.820
The irony now is that consumers are banning, boycotting pepsi

00:08:45.820 --> 00:08:49.720
because of just how god awful  this commercial was

00:08:49.720 --> 00:08:51.180
But at the same time

00:08:51.180 --> 00:08:54.580
Is all publicity, good publicity

00:08:54.580 --> 00:08:55.740
III  Dunno

00:08:55.740 --> 00:08:57.740
I dont really have the answer for that

00:08:57.740 --> 00:08:59.560
I think....no

00:08:59.560 --> 00:09:01.560
I think no is the right answer

00:09:01.660 --> 00:09:03.280
Aww she tweeted it

00:09:03.280 --> 00:09:04.020
God bless

00:09:05.180 --> 00:09:06.940
*quiet sigh*

00:09:06.940 --> 00:09:10.200
My haha, MY EYES

00:09:11.520 --> 00:09:14.200
What the fuck is this meant to be?

00:09:15.320 --> 00:09:17.140
The true power of fizzy juice!

00:09:17.140 --> 00:09:18.520
Thats right

00:09:18.520 --> 00:09:26.520
How stuck up do you have to be to even act like you and a can of soda can end things like, police brutality protests

00:09:27.460 --> 00:09:28.640
That is a great question

00:09:28.640 --> 00:09:30.380
That is an excellent question

00:09:30.380 --> 00:09:32.380
BASICALLY the same thing

00:09:33.060 --> 00:09:34.100
Historic moment

00:09:34.160 --> 00:09:35.700
A'right, well that was it for me

00:09:35.700 --> 00:09:36.640
Hope you enjoyed

00:09:36.640 --> 00:09:38.280
Check out another video

00:09:38.280 --> 00:09:39.340
and eh..

00:09:39.340 --> 00:09:40.760
Theres a pepsi ad on this video

00:09:40.760 --> 00:09:43.420
I want you to... its never going to happen

00:09:43.420 --> 00:09:45.100
This is never going to fuckin happen

00:09:46.720 --> 00:09:51.260
Really, i may seem like im hateful... and bitter... and angry

00:09:51.260 --> 00:09:52.720
But in reality

00:09:52.720 --> 00:09:53.900
I'm just lost

00:09:53.900 --> 00:09:55.600
I need you pepsi   ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°

00:09:55.600 --> 00:09:56.700
Come back to me

00:09:56.700 --> 00:09:57.660
I luv you

00:09:57.660 --> 00:09:58.760
I'll good to you

00:09:58.760 --> 00:10:00.220
I'll treat you nice

00:10:00.220 --> 00:10:01.160
Please

00:10:01.160 --> 00:10:03.480
I dont wanna keep making videos for free

00:10:03.480 --> 00:10:04.200
ok

00:10:04.200 --> 00:10:09.640
Its not..its not what i want... its not what im .. i dont wanna do that...I..I

00:10:09.640 --> 00:10:10.140
ok

00:10:10.280 --> 00:10:15.460
PEPSI MANNNNNNNNNN