WEBVTT Kind: captions Language: en 00:00:00.560 --> 00:00:01.580 AHH! 00:00:01.580 --> 00:00:03.580 UGH! 00:00:04.140 --> 00:00:06.020 Wait! Who are you? 00:00:07.080 --> 00:00:08.100 You know who I am. 00:00:08.340 --> 00:00:09.040 I do? 00:00:09.060 --> 00:00:10.620 Your friendly neighborhood... 00:00:10.820 --> 00:00:12.600 PEPSI MAN 00:00:12.960 --> 00:00:16.700 The adpocalypse is still going strong. 00:00:16.700 --> 00:00:21.840 If you don't know, all the advertisers just pulled themselves out of YouTube. 00:00:21.840 --> 00:00:23.660 There's no ads on YouTube. 00:00:23.660 --> 00:00:24.960 16 DOLLARS?! 00:00:24.960 --> 00:00:27.900 What am I gonna do with 16 dollars?! 00:00:27.900 --> 00:00:29.120 And I know what you're thinking.. 00:00:29.240 --> 00:00:32.980 ''But Pewdiepie, you said you only make videos for "funny" and not for money'' 00:00:33.160 --> 00:00:33.660 I LIED! 00:00:34.120 --> 00:00:36.140 I LIED, OKAY? 00:00:37.060 --> 00:00:41.620 One of the people that pulled their ads out of YouTube as a boycott... 00:00:42.140 --> 00:00:43.100 ...was none other... 00:00:43.560 --> 00:00:44.200 than [warning headphone users] 00:00:44.360 --> 00:00:46.980 PEPSI MAAAAAAN 00:00:47.140 --> 00:00:50.420 It hurts every time that I think about it, Pepsi! Uh! 00:00:50.860 --> 00:00:53.520 It's like a sting in my body. It's a sting in my soul. 00:00:54.520 --> 00:00:58.160 ''Besides suspending their spending on YouTube...'' Good writing, there by the way 00:00:58.160 --> 00:01:05.160 Walmart, PEPSI and several other companies have said they will stop buying ads on Google places. 00:01:05.260 --> 00:01:05.820 NO 00:01:06.260 --> 00:01:07.740 16 DOLLARS! 00:01:08.340 --> 00:01:09.560 But wait, what is this? 00:01:10.300 --> 00:01:12.280 Pepsi just released an ad! 00:01:12.560 --> 00:01:14.040 On Youtube! 00:01:14.040 --> 00:01:15.400 With Kendall Jenner! 00:01:15.520 --> 00:01:16.080 My- 00:01:17.260 --> 00:01:18.900 My favorite artist! 00:01:19.100 --> 00:01:23.360 (chuckle) You know, I guess I gotta get on that family friendliness like Kendall Jenner! 00:01:23.580 --> 00:01:27.320 You know? I could also do that. 00:01:27.380 --> 00:01:30.080 I can ALSO be family friendly... 00:01:30.620 --> 00:01:34.120 ...like Kendall Jenner. You can also pay me! 00:01:34.220 --> 00:01:36.320 PEPSI MAAAAAN 00:01:36.320 --> 00:01:37.980 Alright, let's just watch it. 00:01:37.980 --> 00:01:40.740 Let's just watch it. I've been hearing great things about it. 00:01:42.200 --> 00:01:43.160 (electric guitar plays) 00:01:43.160 --> 00:01:45.140 Starts of with an electric guitar... 00:01:45.520 --> 00:01:46.480 ...but he's playing a cello. 00:01:46.940 --> 00:01:51.720 That uh..uh. Good job there, good job there. No one's gonna notice that one. 00:01:51.760 --> 00:01:54.600 *music* 00:01:54.620 --> 00:01:58.120 Look how passionate he is playing that electric guitar. 00:01:58.700 --> 00:01:59.220 I mean cello. 00:01:59.220 --> 00:02:00.560 Kind of when he's spin the face as an... 00:02:01.620 --> 00:02:04.900 ...as an artist you devote yourself to an instrument... 00:02:04.900 --> 00:02:08.740 ...and then you just get dumped over by a fucking electric guitar. 00:02:09.340 --> 00:02:10.700 (laughs) 00:02:11.080 --> 00:02:13.200 JOIN THE CONVERSATION 00:02:13.800 --> 00:02:16.940 WE JUST WANT TO TALK TO EACH OTHER 00:02:16.940 --> 00:02:20.100 He will not divide us, we got love. 00:02:20.100 --> 00:02:22.200 Thats the Kanji for love. 00:02:22.980 --> 00:02:24.200 And, we are all about the love... 00:02:24.200 --> 00:02:27.860 ...and look at this diverse crowd. We got all kinds of people in here. 00:02:28.440 --> 00:02:30.520 Is that Kendall? That's Kendall! 00:02:31.300 --> 00:02:32.200 She's doing a photo shoot... 00:02:32.200 --> 00:02:35.400 ...oh my God, she looks so pretty in this photo shoot. 00:02:35.800 --> 00:02:36.720 She's such a superstar. 00:02:36.720 --> 00:02:38.080 ♪♪ we are the lions ♪♪ 00:02:39.440 --> 00:02:42.420 Oh my God, she sees what is happening. 00:02:42.700 --> 00:02:46.340 She sees what is happening out in the world and it's controversy. 00:02:46.600 --> 00:02:49.300 People, celebrities are marching. 00:02:49.300 --> 00:02:52.820 It's so brave for all these celebrities to be out marching. 00:02:53.000 --> 00:02:53.720 Okay? 00:02:54.700 --> 00:02:57.260 They do it because they're passionate about the cause... 00:02:57.440 --> 00:02:59.740 ...and not because they want social media posts. 00:02:59.920 --> 00:03:00.940 Alright? *sarcasm as fuck* 00:03:00.940 --> 00:03:02.800 Was Kendall fucking Jenner in the women's march? 00:03:02.880 --> 00:03:03.380 *laughs* 00:03:03.380 --> 00:03:07.080 Kendall Jenner wishes she could have attended the women's march. 00:03:07.080 --> 00:03:10.260 She wasn't even in it! (laughs) 00:03:11.900 --> 00:03:14.340 She's still... She's still doing her photoshoot... 00:03:14.340 --> 00:03:16.560 ...but she, she feels like something is wrong. 00:03:16.560 --> 00:03:18.640 There's injustice in the world 00:03:20.280 --> 00:03:21.360 Nah, she just wants the guy. 00:03:24.540 --> 00:03:25.560 ♪♪WE ARE THE LIONS♪♪ 00:03:25.580 --> 00:03:29.780 Oh my God! She's so brave! 00:03:29.800 --> 00:03:33.320 She wishes she could have attended (laughs) the women's march. 00:03:33.840 --> 00:03:35.980 Ugh, people are such fucking idiots. 00:03:36.420 --> 00:03:39.040 But wait! The best part is yet to come. 00:03:45.820 --> 00:03:48.060 Ugh! Can we talk about how cringe that is? 00:03:48.060 --> 00:03:49.980 Couldn't she just have used her other hand? 00:03:49.980 --> 00:03:53.120 The thing is like, when someone wants to brofist you when you hold something... 00:03:53.120 --> 00:03:54.320 ...you don't do this. 00:03:54.320 --> 00:03:55.460 You don't... you just don't. 00:03:55.880 --> 00:03:56.380 Okay? 00:03:56.640 --> 00:03:58.640 You take... you do it properly 00:03:58.640 --> 00:04:02.340 This is awkward as hell to do. If you ever brofist anyone that holds something... 00:04:02.340 --> 00:04:03.660 ...it's awkward as hell. 00:04:03.660 --> 00:04:05.640 Does this matter at all? No, it doesn't. 00:04:05.840 --> 00:04:07.620 It matters a great deal! 00:04:07.660 --> 00:04:13.140 ♪♪MUSIC♪♪ 00:04:13.140 --> 00:04:15.480 What is she doing? What is she doing with that Pepsi? 00:04:16.340 --> 00:04:18.400 What is she gonna do with the Pepsi to the riot guards? 00:04:18.780 --> 00:04:19.580 The police? 00:04:21.840 --> 00:04:25.320 She's giving the police a Pepsi 00:04:26.840 --> 00:04:29.340 Brilliant. Genius. 00:04:30.540 --> 00:04:31.040 Yes! 00:04:34.080 --> 00:04:35.240 Everyone is happy now. 00:04:35.480 --> 00:04:36.640 She solved everything. 00:04:37.360 --> 00:04:41.700 All you had to do... was give him a Pepsi! 00:04:41.800 --> 00:04:44.420 Wait, you're telling me that... 00:04:44.780 --> 00:04:46.500 ...this is the problem in all the riots? 00:04:48.440 --> 00:04:49.980 There's just not enough Pepsi. 00:04:50.220 --> 00:04:52.000 I don't think you need to explain why it sucks. 00:04:52.200 --> 00:04:57.760 They quit the ads on YouTube to avoid controversy and then they release this fucking shit? 00:04:57.960 --> 00:05:02.380 Not only is it cringy. It's bad. It's forced. 00:05:02.900 --> 00:05:05.660 It's.. It makes me hate myself. 00:05:05.660 --> 00:05:12.360 This is the reason why I will never be family friendly because, God, I will never fucking be associated with this kind of fucking shit 00:05:12.920 --> 00:05:14.880 The memes that are coming out of this... 00:05:15.180 --> 00:05:17.780 ...it's absolutely (kisses finger) beautiful. 00:05:17.780 --> 00:05:20.420 Kendall, please, give him a Pepsi! 00:05:20.420 --> 00:05:21.700 (laughs) 00:05:22.340 --> 00:05:27.380 Yo Kendall, I'mm gonna need you to come through with a Pepsi! These cops are wildin'! 00:05:27.760 --> 00:05:28.860 I bet she showed up 00:05:29.020 --> 00:05:31.060 I bet she was at the photoshoot... 00:05:31.260 --> 00:05:32.840 ...but I bet she showed up... 00:05:32.840 --> 00:05:36.960 ...and if she didn't, I bet she wishes that she could have 00:05:37.000 --> 00:05:37.720 (laughs) 00:05:37.720 --> 00:05:41.600 you know everytime i go outside its not really a problem for me but just 00:05:41.600 --> 00:05:45.860 you know my mom ever since i was a young little boy she's always like 00:05:45.980 --> 00:05:47.080 bring a little pepsi boiii 00:05:47.760 --> 00:05:48.820 put it in ur backpocket 00:05:49.380 --> 00:05:54.600 and if you ever get in trouble with the cops, just whip out a pepsi, and everything will be alright 00:05:54.900 --> 00:05:57.000 is he spray-he's spraying them with pepsi 00:05:57.000 --> 00:05:59.780 that's not tear gas, that's pepsi everyone 00:05:59.780 --> 00:06:02.380 sometimes the cops like to share as well 00:06:02.380 --> 00:06:03.560 yes *laughs* this one 00:06:04.000 --> 00:06:05.820 STOP GUYS! i have a pepsi multi pack in 00:06:05.820 --> 00:06:06.960 my car 00:06:06.960 --> 00:06:08.160 its gonna be okay! 00:06:09.580 --> 00:06:16.040 its not just one person making these desicions, the people working on these ad campaigns are fucking huge 00:06:16.260 --> 00:06:19.740 there's millions and millions and millions of dollars involved in this 00:06:19.740 --> 00:06:22.680 i cant even imagine how much money kendall jenner was paid for this 00:06:22.740 --> 00:06:26.580 but i imagine quite a big sum cause pepsi's known throughout the history 00:06:26.580 --> 00:06:31.520 history? whatever, through out the years to do all the big celebrities like 00:06:31.520 --> 00:06:34.560 Britney Spears, Micheal Jackson (that one was amazing) um 00:06:34.780 --> 00:06:35.340 Beyonce 00:06:35.340 --> 00:06:37.200 they all done pepsi sponsored 00:06:37.440 --> 00:06:44.000 and now kendall jenner being the new star. there's millions of dollars and so many people involved 00:06:44.120 --> 00:06:45.940 but NO ONE, no one stepped up and be like 00:06:46.000 --> 00:06:48.320 maybe this is just not a good idea, you know? 00:06:48.580 --> 00:06:51.300 maybe this is not how the real world actually works 00:06:51.340 --> 00:06:54.320 i understand that we were social justice warriors and we want to 00:06:54.320 --> 00:06:55.520 *unintelligent* 00:06:55.520 --> 00:06:57.700 ...off like how great this movement is 00:06:57.700 --> 00:06:59.400 Oh people gonna love this shit 00:06:59.400 --> 00:07:00.520 its got kendall jenner 00:07:00.520 --> 00:07:01.660 and everyone just loves each other 00:07:02.160 --> 00:07:03.140 there's love everywhere 00:07:03.180 --> 00:07:07.200 and to be fair like some of the pepsi commercials has been like really good 00:07:07.320 --> 00:07:10.500 i remember the Britney one when i was a kid and like wow what the fuck 00:07:11.140 --> 00:07:12.160 i thought it was cool 00:07:12.520 --> 00:07:14.540 okay, im sure i wouldnt think its cool now 00:07:14.920 --> 00:07:15.420 but 00:07:22.320 --> 00:07:24.480 PEPSIIIIIIII MAAAAAN 00:07:24.740 --> 00:07:28.020 YO JUST LOOK IN MY POCKET, I GOT A PEPSI I GOT A PEPSI!!! 00:07:28.800 --> 00:07:34.620 its horrible, to laugh at but at the same time this is the reality of the situation 00:07:35.280 --> 00:07:37.580 not everyone lives in a goddamn bubble 00:07:37.580 --> 00:07:39.940 like the people working at pepsi alright 00:07:39.940 --> 00:07:45.640 i think we all learned a valuable lesson here which is pepsi brings world peace 00:07:45.640 --> 00:07:47.160 everyone knows this 00:07:48.240 --> 00:07:52.000 the world is so divided right now and everyone is freaking out but thank god 00:07:52.420 --> 00:07:53.660 that we have brave people 00:07:54.060 --> 00:07:55.420 like kendall jenner 00:07:56.620 --> 00:07:57.780 whats that 00:07:58.000 --> 00:08:01.840 i just got a call from kendall jenner's management and she 00:08:01.940 --> 00:08:04.100 she, she wishes she could be here 00:08:04.100 --> 00:08:09.880 i could just imagine the P.R team, trynna figure out how they're gonna promote this campaign with kendall jenner 00:08:09.880 --> 00:08:11.920 okay what's relevant right now? 00:08:11.940 --> 00:08:13.300 oh we got all the riot 00:08:13.300 --> 00:08:15.000 and the anti trump movement 00:08:15.340 --> 00:08:17.380 and black lives matter 00:08:17.380 --> 00:08:19.360 THATS HOW WE'RE GONNA SELL THIS SODA 00:08:19.540 --> 00:08:21.400 holy fucking shit 00:08:21.400 --> 00:08:25.300 i cant show the audio but the chemical brothers 00:08:25.340 --> 00:08:27.500 literally predicted this video 00:08:28.240 --> 00:08:30.420 in 2009, 00:08:30.420 --> 00:08:33.280 they're even throw(ing) 00:08:33.280 --> 00:08:36.440 viva cola *laughs* 00:08:36.800 --> 00:08:40.260 is this where they got their inspiration from? what the fuck? 00:08:40.780 --> 00:08:42.200 the irony now is that 00:08:42.200 --> 00:08:43.220 fans ^stutters^ 00:08:43.220 --> 00:08:44.580 consumers are banning 00:08:44.580 --> 00:08:48.180 boycotting bepsi because they just have got off on this 00:08:48.800 --> 00:08:50.180 commercial wuss 00:08:50.220 --> 00:08:53.580 but at the same time, is all the publicity 00:08:53.660 --> 00:08:54.780 good publicity? 00:08:55.240 --> 00:08:55.960 i dont know 00:08:55.960 --> 00:08:57.640 i dont really have the answer for that 00:08:57.740 --> 00:09:01.460 i think no. i think no is the right answer 00:09:01.800 --> 00:09:04.360 oh she tweeted it, god bless 00:09:05.860 --> 00:09:06.360 ^sighs^ 00:09:07.520 --> 00:09:09.960 MY EYES *LAUGHS* 00:09:10.140 --> 00:09:11.920 *get rekt, ken* 00:09:11.920 --> 00:09:14.720 what the fuck is this meant to be? 00:09:15.420 --> 00:09:18.660 the true power of fizzy juice, thats riiiiigghhht 00:09:18.840 --> 00:09:26.420 how stuck up do you have to be to even act like you and a can of soda can end things like police brutality protest? 00:09:27.500 --> 00:09:30.480 that is a great question, that is an excellent question 00:09:30.480 --> 00:09:32.540 basically, the same thing 00:09:32.960 --> 00:09:34.300 historic moment 00:09:34.300 --> 00:09:39.500 alright, well that that is it from me, hope you enjoyed, check out another video and um 00:09:39.500 --> 00:09:41.320 there's a pepsi out of this video 00:09:41.320 --> 00:09:41.960 i want you to 00:09:42.580 --> 00:09:45.000 this is never gonna happen. this is never gonna fukin happen 00:09:47.080 --> 00:09:50.040 really, i may seem like im hateful and bitter 00:09:50.680 --> 00:09:51.640 and angry 00:09:51.640 --> 00:09:52.900 but in reality 00:09:52.940 --> 00:09:54.020 im just lost 00:09:54.080 --> 00:09:55.720 i need you pepsi 00:09:55.720 --> 00:09:57.400 come back to me, i love you 00:09:57.780 --> 00:09:59.080 i'll be good to you 00:09:59.080 --> 00:10:00.420 i'll treat you nice 00:10:00.560 --> 00:10:01.420 please 00:10:01.540 --> 00:10:03.700 i don't wanna keep making videos for free 00:10:03.760 --> 00:10:04.560 okay? 00:10:04.600 --> 00:10:06.520 i *stammers* its not what i (want) 00:10:06.520 --> 00:10:07.200 its not what im doing 00:10:07.300 --> 00:10:08.100 i dont wanna do dat 00:10:08.220 --> 00:10:08.720 iagh 00:10:08.720 --> 00:10:09.880 a hah 00:10:09.880 --> 00:10:10.380 okay? 00:10:10.380 --> 00:10:13.960 PEPSI MAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN