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*epic music*

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*doorbell rings*

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[Felix]: Who the fuck is that??

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[Ken]: I think it's me...

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[Felix]: I'll check it out.

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[Felix]: Hello?

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[Felix]: Who is it?

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[..Ken?] Hear-e, Hear-e

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[Ken]: This message's coming from the house of YouTube

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[Ken]: It's intended for the right honourable

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[Ken]: Felix

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[Ken]: Arvid

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[Ken]: Ulf

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[Ken]: Kj..

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[Ken]: Kjell

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[Ken]: Burg

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[Ken]: Also known as PewDiePie

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[Ken]: We wish to express our deepest, most profound bro-pology

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[Ken]: For the delay

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[Ken]: Of your diamond play button award

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[Ken]: It is not our wish to displease you or your formidable Bro Army

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[Ken]: This is why we have provided you

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[Ken]: With your horse

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*neigh*

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[Ken]: And glitter

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*Epic cumshot*

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[Ken]: And now

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[Ken]: For your diamond play button

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[Felix]: Finally!

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[Felix]: It's about damn time!

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*gasp*

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[Felix]: The legends were true

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[Felix]: It exists

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[Felix]: Oh my!

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[Felix]: So heavy!

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[Felix]: YES!

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[Felix]: FINALLY!

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*tears of joy*

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*ken fighting against his inner smeagol*

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[Ken]: My precious...

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[Felix]: CccinnamonToastKen

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[Felix]: You son of a bitch!

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[Felix]: How dare you show your face around these parts?

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[Ken]: I'm here to claim what's mine!

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[Ken]: The diamond play button

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*pathetic fighting*

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*oh no he got away*

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[Felix]: *whistle*

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*distant neigh*

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*shadowfax saves the day*

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*DUNDUNDUNDUNDUNDUNDUNDUDNDN*

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*also a few gunshots here and there nuthin new*

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*DUNDUNUDNUDNUNDUNUDNUNDUNDUNUD*

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*pew*

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*DUNDUNDUNDUNUDNUNDUNDUNUDNUDNUNDU*

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[Felix]: Get back here, Ken!

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[Felix]: You son of a bitch!

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[Felix]: That's mah play button!

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*la smash*

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*la silence*

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[Felix]: NOOOOOO!!!!

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*tears of sadness this time*

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[Felix]: HOW COULD YOU DO THIS?!

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*poor pewds... :(*

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*cue sad music*

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[Felix]: How could this happen?

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[Felix]: YouTube

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[Felix]: I have one last wish

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[Felix]: Give me another play button

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[Felix]: And I will forgive your sins

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*ZAP*

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[Felix]: OH!

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*cue happy music*

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[Felix]: YEAH!!!!

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pewds and his diamond play button  lived happily ever after

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they loved one another dearly

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so much so that they decided to have kids together

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diamond kids

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half diamond play button, half felix

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they were destined to be great

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and so, of course, they took over the world

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#pewdieplaybutton