WEBVTT
Kind: captions
Language: en

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From somewhere

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deep within

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The vastness

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of Youtube.

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A man come`th.

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*epic music* [also wtf ken]

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*epic music*

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*epic music continues*

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*more epic music*

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*enough epic music cmon pweds*

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*annoying epic music still continues*

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*ENOUGH*

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*ding dong*

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Pewds: Who the f uck is that?

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Ken: I think its me

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Pewds: I'll check it out

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hello?

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who is it?

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Ken: Hear ye, Hear ye

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this message coming from the house of youtube

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it's intended for the right honorable

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Felix Arvid Ulf

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kje-kje-elberg

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also known as pewdiepie

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we wish to express our deepest most profound

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bropology for the delay of your diamond

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play button award

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It is not our wish to displease you or your formidable bro army

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This is why I have provided you...

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with your horse *neighs*

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and glitter

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*popping noise*

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*such wows and excitement*

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And now [tense moment]

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For your diamond play button [TENSE MOMENT]

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Pewds: Finally

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It's about damn time

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THE DIAMOND PLAY BUTTON O:

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*Felix gasps in exaggerated surprise*

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The legends were true !

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It exists !

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Oh my! (how ladylike Felix is)

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*grunts*

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So heavy

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YES !

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FINALLY !

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*music changes to display conflict*

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*Felix rubs his (ken's) play button

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*sexy tongue movements*

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*Felix rubs some more while zommed in*

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Ken: My precious

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Pewds: CinnamonToastKen !

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You son of a bitch!

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How dare you show your face around these parts!

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Ken: I'm here to claim what's mine !

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The Diamond play button

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*awkward noises while fighting music plays*

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*ken gets away :(*

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*pewds whistles to summon satan edgar to smite Ken*

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*unicore replies instead*

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*dramatic unicorn? music*

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*dramatic music intensifies with gunshots in background*

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Pewds: Geet bahck heer Kehn you son ov a beech

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That's mah playh button

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*shattering noise* (Pewd's heart and the diamond play button)

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NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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*exaggerated crying*

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HOW COULD YOU DO THIS ?

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AHHHHH

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*sad music :(*

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*creepy old man*

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How could this happen ?

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YouTube

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I have one last wish (he never stops does he ?) (no he doesn't.

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Gimme another play button

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And I will forgive your sins

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*Zapping noise as the YouTube Gods have mercy on him*

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*Delighted OH*

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*end credits music*

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YEAAAH !

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*end credits music continues* lol

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*sudden stop*