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*isang malupit na musika ang tumutugtog habang naglalakbay ang isang kabayong sakay si Ken*

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*tumunog ang doorbell*

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[Felix]: Sino kaya yun?

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[Ken]: Ako ata.

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[Felix]: Check ko.

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[Felix]: Hello?

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[Felix]: Sino siya?

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[Ken]: Hear ye, Hear ye.

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[Ken]: Ang mensahing ito'y nagmumula sa tahanan ng YouTube.

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[Ken]: At ito'y nakalaan sa kagalang-galang na si

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[Ken]: Felix

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[Ken]: Arvid

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[Ken]: Ulf

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[Ken]: Kj. .

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[Ken]: Kjellburg

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[Ken]: Na kilala bilang si PewDiePie

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[Ken]: Nais naming iparating sa'yo ang aming pinakamalalim na paumanhin

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[Ken]: Para sa pagkaantala

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[Ken]: Ng iyong Diamond Play Button award

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[Ken]: Hindi namin hangad na pasamain ang loob mo o ang iyong Bro Army

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[Ken]: Kaya ibinibigay namin sa'yo

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[Ken]: Kasama ang iyong kabayo

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*neigh*

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[Ken]: At glitter

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*Sinuot Ang Safety Glasses*

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*Boom!*

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[Ken]: At ngayon

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[Ken]: Para sa iyong Diamond Play Button

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[Felix]: Sa wakas!

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[Felix]: Ito na ang tamang panahon!

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*gasp*

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[Felix]: Totoo nga ang alamat.

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[Felix]: Mayroon nga nito.

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[Felix]: Oh my!

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[Felix]: Sobrang bigat!

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[Felix]: YES!

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[Felix]: SA WAKAS!

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*luha ng kagalakan*

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*queue the music titled: Dapat agawin ni Ken ang DPB"

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[Ken]: Aking pinakamamahal!

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[Felix]: CccccccccccinnamonToastKen!

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[Felix]: Anak ng puta.

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[Felix]: Ang lakas ng loob mong magpakita dito!

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[Ken]: Nandito ako para kunin ang sa akin!

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[Ken]: Ang Diamond Play Button

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*epic fight*

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*sumipol si Pewds*

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*may kabayo sa di kalayuan*

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*Kabayong tumatakbo*

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*mga putok ng baril*

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*putok ng baril nanaman*

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*gunshots nanaman*

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[Felix]: Bumalik ka dito, Ken!

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[Felix]: Anak ka ng Puta!

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[Felix]: play button ko 'yan!

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*Nabasag ang (pekeng) Diamond Play button*

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[Felix]: HINDEEEEEE!!!!

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*luha naman ng kalungkutan ngayon*

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[Felix]: PAANO MO NAGAWA ITO?!

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*Umiyak Pa*

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[Felix]: Paano to nangyari?

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[Felix]: YouTube. .

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[Felix]: Meron akong isang huling hiling

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[Felix]: Bigyan mo ako ng isa pang play button

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[Felix]: At patatawarin ko ang iyong pagkakasala

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*Youtube's beam of justice*

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[Felix]: OH!

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[Felix]: YEAHHH!!!

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noice