WEBVTT Kind: captions Language: en 00:00:00.100 --> 00:00:01.140 How's it going bros? 00:00:01.140 --> 00:00:02.260 My name is PewDiePie 00:00:02.580 --> 00:00:05.700 Today, I have some special exciting news 00:00:05.800 --> 00:00:07.140 you've read the title, 00:00:07.240 --> 00:00:08.560 I've finally, 00:00:08.840 --> 00:00:10.740 FINALLY (laughs), 00:00:11.360 --> 00:00:15.140 received the ten million diamond play button. 00:00:15.160 --> 00:00:16.020 If you don't know, 00:00:16.020 --> 00:00:20.360 YouTube is handing out, for people with over 10-million-subbed channels, 00:00:20.440 --> 00:00:22.180 This diamond play button. 00:00:22.540 --> 00:00:24.140 We are at 44 million! 00:00:24.180 --> 00:00:27.300 So...it's a little late to the party YouTube! 00:00:27.300 --> 00:00:29.040 But I thought we'd unbox this together. 00:00:29.180 --> 00:00:31.740 *laugh* 00:00:31.740 --> 00:00:32.580 I'm so excited! 00:00:32.680 --> 00:00:33.880 *music stops* 00:00:36.840 --> 00:00:38.120 Is this some kinda joke? 00:00:42.620 --> 00:00:46.680 "Congratulations for surpassing a hundred thousand." 00:00:46.680 --> 00:00:49.800 "Congrats for a hundred thousand subscribers." 00:00:52.620 --> 00:00:54.760 Are you fucking kiddin' me?! 00:00:55.020 --> 00:00:57.200 *bad ass music* DO YOU THINK THIS IS SOME KINDA GAME?!? 00:00:58.740 --> 00:00:59.800 WHAT IS THIS SHIT? 00:00:59.820 --> 00:01:00.780 A HUNDRED K?! 00:01:00.780 --> 00:01:03.580 I get that fucking shit FOUR TIMES in a month!! 00:01:03.780 --> 00:01:05.580 They announced this shit years ago. 00:01:05.580 --> 00:01:06.840 FOUR YEARS AGO! 00:01:06.940 --> 00:01:07.980 What the fuck?! 00:01:08.340 --> 00:01:10.860 Why don't you give me 440 of these? 00:01:10.860 --> 00:01:12.520 Yeah, give one to Jimmy Fallon! 00:01:13.260 --> 00:01:15.340 Give one to DiamondMinecraft! 00:01:15.340 --> 00:01:16.980 Ya, give one to Kwebbelkop! 00:01:17.020 --> 00:01:18.180 EVEN iDUBBBZ!? 00:01:20.700 --> 00:01:21.580 What is this? 00:01:26.700 --> 00:01:28.020 The fuck is this?! 00:01:28.900 --> 00:01:30.240 Who the hell is that guy!?! 00:01:30.980 --> 00:01:32.900 ER....yeah, give one to ERB! 00:01:33.080 --> 00:01:34.680 And give one to Smosh! 00:01:36.660 --> 00:01:38.120 Fucking bullshit! 00:01:38.680 --> 00:01:40.800 *Sad music starts* I ain't doin' this shit anymore, YouTube. 00:01:40.800 --> 00:01:41.860 I'm fuckin' tired! 00:01:41.940 --> 00:01:46.020 Here I was, thinkin' for once, my effort had been recognized. 00:01:46.200 --> 00:01:47.240 I was so happy! 00:01:47.360 --> 00:01:48.060 *Sad music stops* What's that? 00:01:49.800 --> 00:01:51.080 Another package?! 00:01:51.080 --> 00:01:53.080 *Dramatic music starts* 00:01:54.060 --> 00:01:55.340 Could this be...? 00:01:57.840 --> 00:01:59.460 The fuck is this!? 00:02:01.680 --> 00:02:02.800 What does it say? 00:02:02.800 --> 00:02:04.460 *bad ass music* IT'S THE 1 MILLION ONE!! 00:02:04.460 --> 00:02:06.360 AND IT'S FUCKING BROKEN!! 00:02:06.660 --> 00:02:09.060 "Congrats for surpassing 1 million." 00:02:09.120 --> 00:02:10.160 Oh, that's cool! 00:02:10.180 --> 00:02:11.800 THAT HAPPENED YEARS AGOOO! 00:02:12.160 --> 00:02:14.100 GIVE ME 44 OF THESE!!! 00:02:14.380 --> 00:02:15.280 That's it, YouTube! 00:02:15.780 --> 00:02:17.420 I had enough of your bullshit. 00:02:17.420 --> 00:02:19.180 I'm calling you out right now: 00:02:19.180 --> 00:02:20.860 Where's my diamond play button? 00:02:20.860 --> 00:02:23.160 And I'm not gonna do a fucking hashtag, 00:02:23.160 --> 00:02:25.160 and make all my fans tweet at you 00:02:29.360 --> 00:02:30.860 Send it to YouTube. 00:02:31.520 --> 00:02:33.120 It's about goddamn time. 00:02:33.120 --> 00:02:34.560 Are you listening, Youtube? 00:02:34.720 --> 00:02:36.180 These are my demands: 00:02:37.140 --> 00:02:38.080 1) I want FOUR 00:02:38.980 --> 00:02:40.280 diamond play buttons! 00:02:40.760 --> 00:02:43.080 2) I want them delivered by a horse. 00:02:43.320 --> 00:02:45.720 3) I want them smothered in glitter. 00:02:47.000 --> 00:02:47.880 Not too much, 00:02:48.060 --> 00:02:49.120 make it classy. 00:02:50.020 --> 00:02:52.060 4) I want the man delivering the packages 00:02:52.480 --> 00:02:54.300 to be a bearded, beautiful man. 00:02:54.500 --> 00:02:55.880 5) And I want a written apolog- 00:02:56.180 --> 00:02:57.120 I want you to- 00:02:57.620 --> 00:02:59.140 I want a BEGGED apology! 00:02:59.820 --> 00:03:00.320 Alright! 00:03:00.320 --> 00:03:01.240 But for real though, 00:03:01.240 --> 00:03:01.880 ehm, 00:03:01.880 --> 00:03:04.640 (classic PDP laughter) 00:03:04.640 --> 00:03:06.420 I can't believe it's broken! 00:03:06.480 --> 00:03:07.220 What the fuck! 00:03:08.000 --> 00:03:09.140 Jesus! 00:03:09.780 --> 00:03:10.820 Good job FedEx! 00:03:11.000 --> 00:03:12.240 You fuckin' idiots, 00:03:12.240 --> 00:03:13.200 you fucked up! 00:03:13.200 --> 00:03:14.140 Like, what I'm gonna- 00:03:14.260 --> 00:03:15.700 This is clearly trash! 00:03:15.700 --> 00:03:17.280 Like, what am I gonna do with it? 00:03:17.500 --> 00:03:18.520 I'm legit pissed! 00:03:18.520 --> 00:03:19.960 UHAUWHUAHUWAH 00:03:20.080 --> 00:03:21.500 I waited so long! 00:03:21.500 --> 00:03:22.340 And I..you know what? 00:03:22.340 --> 00:03:22.860 I thought- 00:03:23.120 --> 00:03:25.560 okay, once they announced the diamond play button, 00:03:25.840 --> 00:03:26.800 two years ago, 00:03:26.800 --> 00:03:27.520 I was like, 00:03:27.520 --> 00:03:28.460 "Oh that's cool, 00:03:28.460 --> 00:03:30.220 maybe now I'll finally get it." 00:03:31.220 --> 00:03:40.820 *Sad music plays* 00:03:41.420 --> 00:03:42.060 Alright! 00:03:42.060 --> 00:03:42.940 Alright bros! 00:03:43.300 --> 00:03:43.940 Go forth! 00:03:44.220 --> 00:03:45.660 Send out the hashtag! 00:03:45.660 --> 00:03:46.940 I want that shit trending 00:03:47.140 --> 00:03:47.940 on Twitter, 00:03:47.960 --> 00:03:48.820 Facebook, 00:03:49.040 --> 00:03:49.660 Tumblr, 00:03:49.660 --> 00:03:50.840 Harass them anywhere. 00:03:50.880 --> 00:03:51.680 Instagram! 00:03:51.680 --> 00:03:52.840 I don't give a fuck! 00:03:53.480 --> 00:03:54.540 This ends now! 00:03:55.080 --> 00:03:57.260 If I don't have my YouTube play button, 00:03:57.740 --> 00:03:58.880 within a month, 00:03:59.780 --> 00:04:00.900 then I'll...I..I'll 00:04:00.900 --> 00:04:02.260 I'll do something, alright? 00:04:03.640 --> 00:04:04.640 I'll do something... 00:04:04.680 --> 00:04:05.880 REAL BAD YOUTUBE! 00:04:06.200 --> 00:04:07.000 You're gonna make, uh 00:04:07.000 --> 00:04:08.280 youWICJWIECJIWJCWIOCW 00:04:08.520 --> 00:04:10.480 THIS MEANS WAR, YOUTUBE! 00:04:10.860 --> 00:04:11.420 THIS 00:04:11.420 --> 00:04:11.980 MEANS 00:04:12.220 --> 00:04:12.720 WAR! 00:04:12.920 --> 00:04:14.180 Dont make me disappointed 00:04:15.380 --> 00:04:16.040 Not again