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大家好，你地點呀？我係PEWDIEPIE

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今日我有啲特別、興奮嘅消息同大家講

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一如標題所言

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我終於終於

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收到個千萬訂閱鑽石掣

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其實youtube打算俾

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果啲超過一千萬訂閱嘅頻道

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呢個鑽石掣

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我地有4百4十萬個訂閱

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所以...

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youtube你今次慢咗啲喎

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不過是但啦等我地一齊解封呢件大禮

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好喇黎喇喂

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好興奮添

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...

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宜家係咪玩野

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恭喜超越100,000個訂閱

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恭喜你有100,000個訂閱者

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(心諗：屌)

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屌你老母玩鳩我呀？

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你估你宜家係玩緊煮飯仔咁兒戲呀？

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乜撚柒鳩閪屌黎架？100K？我一個月內攞撚到四倍啦屌

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佢地幾年前就宣撚布咗呢樣野啦

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四年前呀

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做乜撚野啊

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做乜撚唔俾440個我？

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係呀，一個俾Jimmy Fallon

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Diamond Minecraft都有

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Kwebbalcop亦不在話下

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屌你IDUBBBZ都有？！

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乜鳩？

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發生乜鳩事？

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邊撚個黎架？

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ERB？係呀佢有

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Smosh有

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屌你痴架

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屌我唔會再做落去我同你講youtube

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我已經好撚柒攰

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回想起過去我嘅努力曾經被承認、認同

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我真係好開心

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咩呀？

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另一個包裹？

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係咪呢個呢？

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乜柒黎

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佢話咩？

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呢個係一百萬果個！？

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仲要係爛閪咗！

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恭喜超越一百個訂閱

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哇好撚型，屌你幾年前已經發生咗啦

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俾我44個呀！

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夠喇Youtube，我忍夠你啲惡行

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你同我出黎，我個鑽石掣去撚咗邊？

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我先唔會標鳩你然後叫我班fans call鳩你

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#givepoodshisdiamonplaybutton

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寫俾youtube

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宜家係時間問題

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Youtube你係咪聽緊？

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跟住係我嘅要求

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1.我要4個鑽石掣

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2.我想由馬車運送

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3.我要佢地金光閃閃

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又唔駛太金古典就得

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4.送貨人要係個鬍鬚靚仔

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5.同埋我要一封道歉信-我要你乞求原諒

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唉算喇算喇，現實黎講

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真係唔敢信竟然爛咗囉

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天啊

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好野Fed-Ex你個大智障，你搞禍晒

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擺明成舊垃圾咁我應該要點做

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點做好？ :(

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我堅係真心嬲

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我明明等咗好耐，當我知道佢地公布消息後

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兩年前，我就覺得一定好正而我宜家終於得到

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好啦兄弟

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前進，Tag鳩佢

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Keep住個勢

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無論係twitter, facebook定tumblr

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無論係邊都要搞柒佢地！我唔理！

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就由呢一刻開始

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如果我仲未有我個掣

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一個月內

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咁我就...我會做啲野...明未

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我會做啲野

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你呢件劣貨youtube

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你會因為咁而後悔冇俾

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Youtube你等開戰

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等...開...戰...啦！！

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咪好再令我失望

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咪再係咁

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#givepewdshisdiamondplaybutton