WEBVTT Kind: captions Language: en 00:00:00.080 --> 00:00:01.740 IT'S BEEN A WEEK 00:00:01.750 --> 00:00:04.920 Last week I asked you to Diss track me 00:00:04.920 --> 00:00:07.860 ohhhhhhhhh so scaaared 00:00:07.940 --> 00:00:11.000 I'm SHAKING, shaking, I'm scARED. 00:00:11.300 --> 00:00:16.000 That's a joke, by the way. I'm not actually scared. 00:00:16.000 --> 00:00:18.500 This is me fake shaking 00:00:18.500 --> 00:00:20.500 Because in reality 00:00:20.500 --> 00:00:28.280 I'm CONfident in myself and my own abilities, that ANYTHING that will be said in this diss track 00:00:28.840 --> 00:00:33.540 It's going to be a load of garbage. Now of course you guys are just idiots 00:00:33.700 --> 00:00:40.559 I asked you to do a diss track and I get this. You laugh you lose Pewdiepie original cut . Great 00:00:40.559 --> 00:00:46.300 haha hahahahahaha What else do we got. Youtube border. haha. Wamen 00:00:46.300 --> 00:00:52.570 Eh wait, it's an urban dictionary now? A rare species of wamen that usually need more attention slash 00:00:52.570 --> 00:00:58.859 respect than other women also some of them are an idiot. "Is math related to science?" 00:00:59.520 --> 00:01:02.140 ARE an idiot... okay good job *burp* 00:01:02.660 --> 00:01:04.200 tihahahaha 00:01:07.180 --> 00:01:10.760 I'll take that you know. He's a handsome man. He's a beautiful man. 00:01:11.080 --> 00:01:14.760 Hey, his torso may be abnormally small, but goddamn 00:01:14.760 --> 00:01:21.329 I'll take it alright. CAN WE GET to the GODDAMN diss tracks stop distracting me? Oh here we go. Here's the diss track 00:01:21.330 --> 00:01:23.330 Okay, here we go 00:01:24.840 --> 00:01:28.160 Okay doing th- doing the old READ OFF the phone thing 00:01:36.680 --> 00:01:39.300 pewdiepie, you have ugly tits 00:01:39.420 --> 00:01:42.120 pewdiepie, you have ugly tits 00:01:42.460 --> 00:01:45.840 Ugly what? what the HONK did he say? 00:01:45.840 --> 00:01:47.280 PEWWWDIEPIE 00:01:47.280 --> 00:01:49.240 lemme see those fugly tits 00:01:49.240 --> 00:01:50.440 PEWWWDIEPIE 00:01:50.440 --> 00:01:52.700 pewdiepie, you have ugly tats. 00:01:53.480 --> 00:01:54.720 OOH HONK YOU. 00:01:54.880 --> 00:01:59.220 you're HONK ugly. How dare you. you know what I don't even care. 00:01:59.220 --> 00:02:02.700 Pewdipie you have an ugly ass. 00:02:02.700 --> 00:02:05.000 Pewdiepie you have an ugly ass. 00:02:05.000 --> 00:02:07.000 You haven't even SEEN it. 00:02:07.860 --> 00:02:08.800 Shut the HONK up. 00:02:08.920 --> 00:02:11.080 Lemme slap that ugly ass. 00:02:11.080 --> 00:02:15.160 K this is kinda, kinky, and funky. I mean funky. 00:02:15.160 --> 00:02:18.380 Pewdiepie, your beard is so nasty. 00:02:19.680 --> 00:02:22.020 But i bet it's pretty tasty. 00:02:22.440 --> 00:02:23.580 It is tasty 00:02:23.820 --> 00:02:27.900 It is goddamn tasty, I put vanilla beard oil... ok 00:02:27.900 --> 00:02:30.660 Pewdiepie, you respect wamen 00:02:31.140 --> 00:02:33.100 Lemme suck yo HONK *snicker* 00:02:33.100 --> 00:02:34.720 What the HONK fuck 00:02:34.720 --> 00:02:40.420 OH Doland Dark made one. OH GOOD. Let's see what this meme, meme account dude 00:02:40.510 --> 00:02:45.659 What are you my name a Jeff? Huh? Is that what you gon. Make a diss track on me 00:02:46.030 --> 00:02:50.070 That's your next job is to submit your diss track on me 00:02:54.430 --> 00:02:58.530 Oh, no, you better not yet, rice is a Pewdiepie 00:02:59.950 --> 00:03:07.799 Beat is ass so hard, but he'll piss black. Oh, man. I've only just begun don't worry this videos not 1001 00:03:10.840 --> 00:03:17.220 Pewdiepie also known as Felix Kjellberg I wish the titanic hit you are not the Iceberg. Oh 00:03:18.670 --> 00:03:22.739 Are you doing here in the corner of the video in your little square? 00:03:23.739 --> 00:03:29.279 God there goes another one. No originality you stole this from ryskamp. Oh? 00:03:30.220 --> 00:03:35.910 Look, it's my favorite Chiba. He writes the beat about as well as nuba 00:03:36.610 --> 00:03:38.520 There's the fat one 00:03:38.520 --> 00:03:45.510 Acting again, how many reactions now seven eight nine ten this whole trend is really fucking lame 00:03:45.510 --> 00:03:47.080 Why did I write this? 00:03:47.080 --> 00:03:49.080 Now I'm literally just the same 00:03:49.600 --> 00:03:51.989 if you're a Youtuber, please stop rapping 00:03:52.540 --> 00:03:55.980 What's the point you've only got nine-Year-old clapping? 00:03:57.130 --> 00:03:59.130 True, it's true 00:03:59.170 --> 00:04:05.400 Damn, that was not that isn't even in a diss on me is desam the whole shitty district even like 00:04:05.980 --> 00:04:11.969 Mainstream artists are buying into this now like Katy perry and taste way are just making these bad songs 00:04:11.970 --> 00:04:13.390 They're just bad 00:04:13.390 --> 00:04:19.679 Just make a decent song at least we're gonna make a diss track make it a decent song like this song is a lyrical genius 00:04:19.989 --> 00:04:21.730 this song is 00:04:21.730 --> 00:04:25.709 Mozart of our Modern Time Doland Darker more like Dolan 00:04:27.070 --> 00:04:29.670 Mozar cuz it's good. It's really good 00:04:31.570 --> 00:04:36.599 But just look like I'm an imprisoned isn't it they let me keep my jacket at least. Thank you 00:04:36.630 --> 00:04:40.320 I mean following you for five years. Oh, that's so sweet. What a beautiful picture 00:04:41.220 --> 00:04:47.360 That's when I actually looked attractive. Thank you very much. That's an amazing fan art can I get the diss tracks though? 00:04:48.540 --> 00:04:49.740 lyrics in video :) 00:05:47.190 --> 00:05:49.249 Now you step it over the line you see this 00:05:49.800 --> 00:05:55.220 You you can't call my beard trash when you're looking like a ginger reject, okay? 00:05:55.220 --> 00:06:00.109 What the fuck is that put them up next to each other okay? I'm sorry you just 00:06:01.080 --> 00:06:09.440 illegitimize your entire diss track okay? I was on board for a minute, but God damn it. You just you trashed yourself you ruined yourself I'm sorry to say it 00:06:20.840 --> 00:06:22.280 ok so pewdiepie sucks 00:06:22.479 --> 00:06:24.599 He's so childish 00:06:25.479 --> 00:06:28.079 he probably just makes videos for money and 00:06:28.780 --> 00:06:31.079 I don't know. He's just so stupid 00:06:31.980 --> 00:06:35.580 you know I'm just playing with you poods its all love <3 00:06:37.419 --> 00:06:41.069 Okay, his beard does connect a lot better actually now that I see it 00:06:41.080 --> 00:06:46.919 He does have this problem here that it doesn't go under sides. Why is the beard thing the only thing that bothers me that 00:06:47.680 --> 00:06:53.940 Was good that was really good. Well done sage well done legit better than most of these diss tracks 00:06:55.320 --> 00:06:57.320 Alright here. We go another diss track 00:07:04.540 --> 00:07:09.680 Oh hi Felix. You smell like fish. How does a stupid ass swede get rich? 00:07:10.120 --> 00:07:14.320 I don't smell like fish by the way, that's that's not accurate. I have to come clean here 00:07:18.660 --> 00:07:21.700 JK I like pewdiepie JK again *HONK* pewdiepie 00:07:22.270 --> 00:07:26.480 Who am I? Just call me the guy dissing pewdiepie. Didn't wanna do it really truly 00:07:26.490 --> 00:07:30.150 I don't enjoy breaking up this down, but the challenge was presented 00:07:30.150 --> 00:07:35.070 So I'm gonna break the sound and infect it about to be in everybody's you to recommended 00:07:35.070 --> 00:07:41.660 So wall street journal take notes and collective then the farm is a snaps king of the diss tracks coming at you 00:07:41.760 --> 00:07:43.760 but i dont need 10 to convince that 00:07:43.960 --> 00:07:46.200 Team 10? More like team 10 minutes 00:07:46.440 --> 00:07:50.200 by the time i would feel like Marzia. Im glad its finished 00:07:50.200 --> 00:07:54.840 Why would you? I have seen the same video time and time again on your page like here we go 00:07:55.220 --> 00:07:59.680 Laugh or lose? Cmon pewdie really tho? Literally you laugh everytime theres a silly joke 00:08:00.060 --> 00:08:01.180 Whats the point? 00:08:01.780 --> 00:08:07.160 Oh ya its almost like jokes are made to be laughed at. Oh that's really *HONK* weird 00:08:07.640 --> 00:08:11.940 You struggling for content? So you say make a diss track what a concept 00:08:12.180 --> 00:08:17.860 I make the fans make videos to pewds. Make them do the work and reupload it back to you 00:08:18.140 --> 00:08:21.020 And i gotta give you credit you a clever dude 00:08:21.280 --> 00:08:23.060 Why? Cuz im writing this track now. You better choose 00:08:23.060 --> 00:08:25.760 batty fat snaps or i smack you in the knee caps 00:08:26.420 --> 00:08:28.700 Im your worst nightmare triple bad as 3pac 00:08:42.320 --> 00:08:47.980 And he's making stuff way better than you ever did so send your army. I'm ready for the masses 00:08:48.100 --> 00:08:50.579 Master with the verbs of professor teaching classes 00:08:50.800 --> 00:08:55.380 The best is to run the when and you know this then you don't agree then you people 00:08:57.040 --> 00:09:00.930 Are you smell like fish? Is that that's the chorus, but you smell 00:09:02.829 --> 00:09:05.669 okay, so wait so you do raps right and 00:09:06.190 --> 00:09:12.510 You completely stole the flow of Eminem good good job good job. That's really impressive. I'm really impressed by your rap skills. I'm sure 00:09:13.899 --> 00:09:20.309 Keep keep doing that and I'm sure you'll go big places take back about what you said about me smelling like a fish 00:10:39.740 --> 00:10:44.290 If you're gonna rhyme outwits then don't pronounce it wrong. I'm nitpicking. I love Pewdiepie 00:10:45.260 --> 00:10:48.280 Now you don't know you don't how dare you say that? 00:10:55.910 --> 00:10:57.910 Good me 00:10:59.750 --> 00:11:02.200 Yes, well, then that's awesome 00:11:02.240 --> 00:11:08.650 Alright another 15, so that's why I both look you didn't have to tell me that I can see that from your pimple 00:11:08.650 --> 00:11:11.530 Yes, face, bring it run - shit 00:11:12.990 --> 00:11:14.990 oh 00:11:16.840 --> 00:11:23.369 No, he's got that M&M poster. Let's talk about this motherfucker, Pewdiepie you probably heard of this Youtube guy fuck a million 00:11:23.370 --> 00:11:27.090 But you million for video epic meal time looking at so here. We go. PB five become one with the tryna 00:11:27.090 --> 00:11:29.220 Tell a couple inches no original thought the knees evan on the layers 00:11:29.220 --> 00:11:32.220 Just killing effort really. He's run out of an easily become a goal 00:11:36.580 --> 00:11:39.720 Every single Fuckin video became an Aussie and last year he showed 00:11:39.720 --> 00:11:43.980 He moved out of the club piece to do ever since then your channels Benign show, fro 00:11:43.980 --> 00:11:47.429 This is really hip throw all these days tracks because you but if it's no beauty Pod 00:11:47.770 --> 00:11:52.860 Even though your channels dying you still managed to get me to click on your lies 00:11:52.860 --> 00:12:00.149 I don't know why I really wanna die your content so she it makes me Wanna, cry I 00:12:02.260 --> 00:12:07.739 Mean good flow this guy had good flow I got a for a fifteen-year-old that's pretty good. All right. What do we got? Oh? 00:12:08.410 --> 00:12:12.989 Grande did one. What is a it's your host killer keemstar and today? 00:12:12.990 --> 00:12:19.590 I'll be reporting the for a beauty part 0 deaths won't be true when I'm done with this friend 00:12:19.960 --> 00:12:21.860 Norman Shaw but 00:12:21.860 --> 00:12:25.759 I have zero respect. Here's a question where did the original 00:12:26.490 --> 00:12:30.830 Content go if you run out of ideas like three years ago 00:12:31.370 --> 00:12:36.140 You laugh you lose. I'm gonna make you fire and lose make fun of you 00:12:36.750 --> 00:12:43.280 Now you're all over the news thanks, and I heard you are an asset. What's wrong with you 00:12:43.800 --> 00:12:48.650 Stretching to ten minutes for Braddock's and revered like no one's at your stage 00:12:49.290 --> 00:12:51.290 Not least thanks to you 00:12:51.540 --> 00:12:52.650 scaring 00:12:52.650 --> 00:12:54.650 Advertisers are where scare Pewdiepie? 00:12:54.720 --> 00:12:58.369 No one wants it anyway, naturally by being more family-Friendly 00:12:59.240 --> 00:13:06.320 Well, too bad none of your videos are comedy friendly. Oh, you spent rigid spheres think that makes you cool 00:13:06.420 --> 00:13:10.579 Yeah, it's not like you're starting fires in your backyard home. Oh 00:13:12.360 --> 00:13:14.360 well, I guess I got a 00:13:14.820 --> 00:13:21.619 Great that lemus dead, please stop who in their right mind would think old memes are still funny? 00:13:22.890 --> 00:13:29.809 Jk, Pewdiepie, I love you are there much I was fuckin awesome. Well, then it's one got a lot of dislike 00:13:29.810 --> 00:13:32.750 Sorry, I imagine it's really good for the game 00:14:47.160 --> 00:14:50.000 When they're grown sorry, it's a bit different 00:14:50.000 --> 00:14:52.760 Which I appreciate didn't make my card or anything 00:14:52.760 --> 00:14:59.149 But you know sorry for real really appreciate you guys making these I love watching this stuff. It's really fun 00:14:59.149 --> 00:15:04.609 I'm glad I have an army of people that can just make original content for me. Well. I just react to it. I 00:15:06.570 --> 00:15:11.599 Know that's like a meme, but at the same time. It's pretty cool. What should we do for next week? 00:15:11.600 --> 00:15:13.600 What's next week Challenge, huh? 00:15:13.680 --> 00:15:20.630 Make something physical not just a painting or a drawing or some something like that make something out in the real world 00:15:21.149 --> 00:15:24.379 Out there and take a picture of it and send it to me 00:15:24.380 --> 00:15:27.380 And I will judge it from a scale from one to ten 00:15:27.540 --> 00:15:31.370 Most likely you will not get a ten but I will accept any challenge 00:15:31.500 --> 00:15:35.899 Show the impact of the squad Fam in the world it could be a video 00:15:35.899 --> 00:15:38.779 It could be a picture it could be anything you like baby 00:15:39.329 --> 00:15:43.759 But that's it for me for now. Leave a like if you enjoyed watching squad fam out