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So, as you may know

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*cough*

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I'm not working with Disney anymore

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It's had great consequences for

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My career

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Where I'm heading in life

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What choices do I make?

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What people can I trust?

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Lot of questions have [arisen] from this

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But there's one good thing, out of all this

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Just one *ding*

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One thing

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*headphone warning* 
One thing

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That I can honestly say has been a positive change

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Now I can finally play my favourite

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GAME

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"Frozen, Anna give[s] birth [to] a baby"

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I've been wanting to play this game for the longest time

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But I've never been able to do it

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'Cause Disney doesn't want it

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Love the music, love everything

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Let's play!

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*chuckles*

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Oooh, boy!

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I had to private my other Frozen videos

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It's been hidden

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It's been hidden since 2015

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*breathes in*

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Fetus, foetus

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Oh, sorry, foetus ECG monitor, okay

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Uh, it doesn't... No, it doesn't go there

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Uh

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*claps*

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Okay, oh, here we go, here we go! I got something

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We did it, okay

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Now we gotta give her the... the drugs

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Just relax

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You're gonna fall asleep

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And never wake up again

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Now we, uh, add a little bit of... magic

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A little bit of magic

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There you go

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Sprinkle a little bit of magic on that belly

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And then we're gonna cut that shit open!

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*Satan666*

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Sorry, sorry, I got a little bit of more MAGIC

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There you go

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Aaand a baby!

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Hey, circumcised!

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No, wait, that's not what it's called

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Kejsarsnitt, what is is called in English?

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"Caesarean section"

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*story time* I was [a?] caesarean section, so

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This, this baby could be me

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It's like they're surprised that a baby came out

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Give birth!

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A baby

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I was a baby, eeeh, I was a baby

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Let's kill it with a knife, apparently

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Oh, we gotta cut the... the chord

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And put it away

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And a little bit of more of that magic

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Magic!

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Wake up

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*alive*

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*Kazoo kid voice* 
Wake up

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*dead*

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*Mad world plays*

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*ear rape*

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Good game, good game

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Uh...

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Jesus Christ, can we put it back in?

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*disgusted*

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What else do we gotta do to the stupid baby?

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Oh, we gotta wrap it, okay, fine

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You're a burri-... burrito now and then we eat it

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That was it

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Definitely worth the wait

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Oh, how I waited!

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There's a better game, don't worry, there's a much better one

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There's a much, much, much better one

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"Spank Elsa['s] butt"

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*silence*

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*facepalming and chuckling*

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How is this a kids game?

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This is on a kids game website

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"Spank Elsa['s] butt"

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Look how ready she looks

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"Spank me, Senpai!"

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Oh, my God, I get to pick what I spank her with

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Wow

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V... Gameplay, better than "Mass Effect: Andromeda"

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A belt

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*hiss-laugh*

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A flipflop

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A ruler

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What kind of fucking... Alright

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I... I'll start with the hand, see how that works

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*Scream*

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*whispering* What just happened? x5

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*Scream*

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She's crying

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"You spanked the booty"...

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*Scream*

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"You spanked the booty at 47 mp/h"

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*Interview time* Alright, so what are your qualifications to do this job, Mr Kjellberg?

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Well, you know, I... I slapped an ass

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A Frozen Elsa ass

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"Average of 707 mp/h"

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Yeah

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I'll be running this company now, thank you very much

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Love the sound she makes as well, very good sound

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*Scream*

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Just sh... Hear terror for half a second, then just [mid?] cut off

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Here we go!

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*Elsa's scream* Oooh, oooh, my God!

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122- what is that in kilometres? 'Cause I don't really know

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Wait, that's 2000 km/h?

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She would fucking, it would go through her, that would go through her

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I always wanna try a spoon

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How about we do--

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*Scream*

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She screams the same way, even at 2 mp/h

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What is the slowest spank we can give her?

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*"The Horribly Slow Murderer with the Extremely Inefficient Weapon" throwback*

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*Scream*

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*chuckles*

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I don't know why I asked, I don't know why I asked

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What strikes me is how bizarre these games are

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For being kids games, they're so strange

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But obviously there's a market for them, but...

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I... I don't get it, I dont get it

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"Mata.dom, the best free girl games online!"

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Jesus Christ, just like, Jesus Christ

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What [are] the best ones?

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"Mata.dom, the best free girl games online!"

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Alright, you said that

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It's almost like the Simpsons, you know, they've done literally everything

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Like "Frozen 2, Elsa Dolphin"

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How? How does that make any sense?

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Oh, my God, that's literally breastfeeding, what the fuck?

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Oh, my God!

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*noises*

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Is that the baby?

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Here's the phone.

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9-1-1

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*laughs*

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Amazing! (Yoi throwback)

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Here's a... blanket

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Okay, have some water

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Oh, my God, have a bell

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*traumatised*

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Have a[n] oxigen mask, always ready, you know

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Always, always ready

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Oh, I gotta manage all the stats

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Shit, she's running out of water x3

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This is like FNAF, but actually it's terrifying

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Because the consequences are real

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Give her the bell, give her the bell!

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Why is she dating Jack Frost? I shot- I thought she was dating someone else

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Hooow?

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When is the ambulance coming? We're having a baby!

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We're having a baby, goddammit!

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Oh, thank God! Go to the hospital

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Oh, my God. My God. I, uh, I don't think...

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Oh, my God, the baby's out

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The baby's out, the baby's out, everyone

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Oh, it's all disgusting. Oh, take a sponge

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Take a sponge, it's, it's way better than a baby, trust me

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You don't want a baby, you want a sponge

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Uh, fuck, uh, can you make it sssh? Sssh

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Uh, you know what? I find this actually to be quite educational

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Bye bye, baby

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*laughs*

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Have some drugs, you'll feel better. Have another one

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*ear rape, pt. 3*

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It's a, it's (inaudible)

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If only we could make the baby be quiet

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My Goood, oh, my God

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Breastfeeding is normal, breastfeeding is normal and you should be able to do it in public

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It's a kids game, everyone, it's a kids game

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I know how to play a kids game, okay? I'm smart enough

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I don't know anymore, I just don't know anymore

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I'm starting to reconsider, you kno... Oh, my God, what's wrong with her eyes?

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What's wrong with her eyes? Are they like that in the whole game?

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What's wrong with her eyes? No!

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Okay, oh, my God, she's so scary. I hate her

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What is wrong with her?

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What is wrong with her eyes?

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What happened, what is the game about?

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Keemstar was here?

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Apparently...

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I think she took drugs

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She made a mess and we have to clean it up for her

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And she's looking at me and I'm scared

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I'm scared of what she will do to me

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She peed on the fucking ground, she peed

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Where do I broom?

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There we go. Uh, okay, I got it, I got it

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I know how to play a kids game, okay? I'm smart enough

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Ah, we gotta glue this

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No, we'll just throw it away *laughs*

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Uh, the table was like that

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We gotta fix the table! We gotta *idkwhatusaidfelixwhatiswrongw/umate*

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Hey, you gotta put *felixwhatswrongw/u?*

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It's very detailed, this game

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You know, if they put as much detail as in the eyes, it would've been great if they did that

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But she #rekt the place, like what, what did she do?

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She's spat at the mirror? Why would she do that?

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"Good job", thank you, text.

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If only I could get the validation from Anna, then it would mean something

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"Nice", don't patronise me, okay? I know you don't mean it

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"Thank you. My castle is clean now", she thought it

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She didn't say it, she just thought it

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*chuckle*

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You're welcome

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Can I go now?

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... Please?

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How can kids play this and not be traumatised, oh, the eyes again

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The eyes

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The fucking eyes

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Oh, my God, what the fuck, "Anna rejuvenation"?

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What did you do?

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Anna, what did you do?

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Anna, why are you looking so happy?

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No, nooo, yeah

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Take this shit, boy

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Wash that shit up

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*Let it go plays*

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We gonna spark you up, we gonna spark you up

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We're definitely concealing

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Oooh

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I'm gonna end it here, 'cause I think I'll go insane if I keep playing

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And I think I'm worried about you as well

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But yeah, I hope you enjoyed this, uh, adventure with me

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I hope you had fun

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Leave a like if you enjoyed, it's always appreciated, all the support that I get

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And I'll see you bros *kisses fist* in another, uh, one

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Brofist *brofists*