So, as you may know
*cough*
I'm not working with Disney anymore
It's had great consequences for
My career
Where I'm heading in life
What choices do I make?
What people can I trust?
Lot of questions have [arisen] from this
But there's one good thing, out of all this
Just one *ding*
One thing
*headphone warning* One thing
That I can honestly say has been a positive change
Now I can finally play my favourite
GAME
"Frozen, Anna give[s] birth [to] a baby"
I've been wanting to play this game for the longest time
But I've never been able to do it
'Cause Disney doesn't want it
Love the music, love everything
Let's play!
*chuckles*
Oooh, boy!
I had to private my other Frozen videos
It's been hidden
It's been hidden since 2015
*breathes in*
Fetus, foetus
Oh, sorry, foetus ECG monitor, okay
Uh, it doesn't... No, it doesn't go there
Uh
*claps*
Okay, oh, here we go, here we go! I got something
We did it, okay
Now we gotta give her the... the drugs
Just relax
You're gonna fall asleep
And never wake up again
Now we, uh, add a little bit of... magic
A little bit of magic
There you go
Sprinkle a little bit of magic on that belly
And then we're gonna cut that shit open!
*Satan666*
Sorry, sorry, I got a little bit of more MAGIC
There you go
Aaand a baby!
Hey, circumcised!
No, wait, that's not what it's called
Kejsarsnitt, what is is called in English?
"Caesarean section"
*story time* I was [a?] caesarean section, so
This, this baby could be me
It's like they're surprised that a baby came out
Give birth!
A baby
I was a baby, eeeh, I was a baby
Let's kill it with a knife, apparently
Oh, we gotta cut the... the chord
And put it away
And a little bit of more of that magic
Magic!
Wake up
*alive*
*Kazoo kid voice* Wake up
*dead*
*Mad world plays*
*ear rape*
Good game, good game
Uh...
Jesus Christ, can we put it back in?
*disgusted*
What else do we gotta do to the stupid baby?
Oh, we gotta wrap it, okay, fine
You're a burri-... burrito now and then we eat it
That was it
Definitely worth the wait
Oh, how I waited!
There's a better game, don't worry, there's a much better one
There's a much, much, much better one
"Spank Elsa['s] butt"
*silence*
*facepalming and chuckling*
How is this a kids game?
This is on a kids game website
"Spank Elsa['s] butt"
Look how ready she looks
"Spank me, Senpai!"
Oh, my God, I get to pick what I spank her with
Wow
V... Gameplay, better than "Mass Effect: Andromeda"
A belt
*hiss-laugh*
A flipflop
A ruler
What kind of fucking... Alright
I... I'll start with the hand, see how that works
*Scream*
*whispering* What just happened? x5
*Scream*
She's crying
"You spanked the booty"...
*Scream*
"You spanked the booty at 47 mp/h"
*Interview time* Alright, so what are your qualifications to do this job, Mr Kjellberg?
Well, you know, I... I slapped an ass
A Frozen Elsa ass
"Average of 707 mp/h"
Yeah
I'll be running this company now, thank you very much
Love the sound she makes as well, very good sound
*Scream*
Just sh... Hear terror for half a second, then just [mid?] cut off
Here we go!
*Elsa's scream* Oooh, oooh, my God!
122- what is that in kilometres? 'Cause I don't really know
Wait, that's 2000 km/h?
She would fucking, it would go through her, that would go through her
I always wanna try a spoon
How about we do--
*Scream*
She screams the same way, even at 2 mp/h
What is the slowest spank we can give her?
*"The Horribly Slow Murderer with the Extremely Inefficient Weapon" throwback*
*Scream*
*chuckles*
I don't know why I asked, I don't know why I asked
What strikes me is how bizarre these games are
For being kids games, they're so strange
But obviously there's a market for them, but...
I... I don't get it, I dont get it
"Mata.dom, the best free girl games online!"
Jesus Christ, just like, Jesus Christ
What [are] the best ones?
"Mata.dom, the best free girl games online!"
Alright, you said that
It's almost like the Simpsons, you know, they've done literally everything
Like "Frozen 2, Elsa Dolphin"
How? How does that make any sense?
Oh, my God, that's literally breastfeeding, what the fuck?
Oh, my God!
*noises*
Is that the baby?
Here's the phone.
9-1-1
*laughs*
Amazing! (Yoi throwback)
Here's a... blanket
Okay, have some water
Oh, my God, have a bell
*traumatised*
Have a[n] oxigen mask, always ready, you know
Always, always ready
Oh, I gotta manage all the stats
Shit, she's running out of water x3
This is like FNAF, but actually it's terrifying
Because the consequences are real
Give her the bell, give her the bell!
Why is she dating Jack Frost? I shot- I thought she was dating someone else
Hooow?
When is the ambulance coming? We're having a baby!
We're having a baby, goddammit!
Oh, thank God! Go to the hospital
Oh, my God. My God. I, uh, I don't think...
Oh, my God, the baby's out
The baby's out, the baby's out, everyone
Oh, it's all disgusting. Oh, take a sponge
Take a sponge, it's, it's way better than a baby, trust me
You don't want a baby, you want a sponge
Uh, fuck, uh, can you make it sssh? Sssh
Uh, you know what? I find this actually to be quite educational
Bye bye, baby
*laughs*
Have some drugs, you'll feel better. Have another one
*ear rape, pt. 3*
It's a, it's (inaudible)
If only we could make the baby be quiet
My Goood, oh, my God
Breastfeeding is normal, breastfeeding is normal and you should be able to do it in public
It's a kids game, everyone, it's a kids game
I know how to play a kids game, okay? I'm smart enough
I don't know anymore, I just don't know anymore
I'm starting to reconsider, you kno... Oh, my God, what's wrong with her eyes?
What's wrong with her eyes? Are they like that in the whole game?
What's wrong with her eyes? No!
Okay, oh, my God, she's so scary. I hate her
What is wrong with her?
What is wrong with her eyes?
What happened, what is the game about?
Keemstar was here?
Apparently...
I think she took drugs
She made a mess and we have to clean it up for her
And she's looking at me and I'm scared
I'm scared of what she will do to me
She peed on the fucking ground, she peed
Where do I broom?
There we go. Uh, okay, I got it, I got it
I know how to play a kids game, okay? I'm smart enough
Ah, we gotta glue this
No, we'll just throw it away *laughs*
Uh, the table was like that
We gotta fix the table! We gotta *idkwhatusaidfelixwhatiswrongw/umate*
Hey, you gotta put *felixwhatswrongw/u?*
It's very detailed, this game
You know, if they put as much detail as in the eyes, it would've been great if they did that
But she #rekt the place, like what, what did she do?
She's spat at the mirror? Why would she do that?
"Good job", thank you, text.
If only I could get the validation from Anna, then it would mean something
"Nice", don't patronise me, okay? I know you don't mean it
"Thank you. My castle is clean now", she thought it
She didn't say it, she just thought it
*chuckle*
You're welcome
Can I go now?
... Please?
How can kids play this and not be traumatised, oh, the eyes again
The eyes
The fucking eyes
Oh, my God, what the fuck, "Anna rejuvenation"?
What did you do?
Anna, what did you do?
Anna, why are you looking so happy?
No, nooo, yeah
Take this shit, boy
Wash that shit up
*Let it go plays*
We gonna spark you up, we gonna spark you up
We're definitely concealing
Oooh
I'm gonna end it here, 'cause I think I'll go insane if I keep playing
And I think I'm worried about you as well
But yeah, I hope you enjoyed this, uh, adventure with me
I hope you had fun
Leave a like if you enjoyed, it's always appreciated, all the support that I get
And I'll see you bros *kisses fist* in another, uh, one
Brofist *brofists*