WEBVTT Kind: captions Language: en 00:00:00.000 --> 00:00:02.000 So as you may know 00:00:02.500 --> 00:00:03.459 *cough* 00:00:03.459 --> 00:00:08.398 I'm not working with Disney anymore. It's had great consequences for my career 00:00:09.070 --> 00:00:12.420 Where I'm heading in life, what choices do I make? 00:00:12.940 --> 00:00:17.100 What people can I trust? A lot of questions have a rose from this 00:00:17.100 --> 00:00:21.569 But there's one good thing out of all this just one one thing 00:00:22.300 --> 00:00:23.590 one thing 00:00:23.590 --> 00:00:31.049 That I can honestly say has been a positive change now. I can finally play my favorite game!!! 00:00:32.349 --> 00:00:34.349 Frozen Anna give birth a baby 00:00:34.899 --> 00:00:38.009 I'd be wanting to play this game for the longest time 00:00:38.170 --> 00:00:44.730 But I've never been able to do it cuz Disney doesn't want it. Love the music love everything. Let's play 00:00:45.489 --> 00:00:47.140 Hey hey hey hey, oh 00:00:47.140 --> 00:00:50.489 Oh boy, I had to private my other frozen videos 00:00:51.240 --> 00:00:53.780 been hidden, it's been hidden since 00:00:53.840 --> 00:00:55.840 2015!!! 00:00:58.200 --> 00:01:01.280 Fetus, foetus. Oh, sorry foetus 00:01:02.220 --> 00:01:03.900 ECG monitor, okay... 00:01:04.320 --> 00:01:06.960 Ahh... Doesn't no it doesn't go there uhhh 00:01:07.600 --> 00:01:11.520 [Slow clapping] XD 00:01:12.100 --> 00:01:19.500 Ok here. We go there. We go. I got something. We did it ok now. We gotta give her the drugs just relax 00:01:20.080 --> 00:01:22.080 you're gonna fall asleep and 00:01:22.080 --> 00:01:26.040 Never wake up again. Now we add a little bit of magic 00:01:26.680 --> 00:01:33.720 A little bit of magic there you go spring a little bit of magic on that belly and then we're gonna cut that shit open 00:01:34.320 --> 00:01:35.500 [Laughing loudly] 00:01:35.500 --> 00:01:38.000 Sorry, sorry, I got left a little bit of my magic 00:01:38.700 --> 00:01:41.900 There you go and a baby. Hey 00:01:43.060 --> 00:01:48.300 Circumcised no wait... Schaefer sleep. What did you call in English caesarean section 00:01:48.900 --> 00:01:50.900 I was caesarean section-ed so 00:01:51.070 --> 00:01:58.199 This this baby could be me, it's like they're surprised that a baby came out. Give birth! A baby. I was a baby 00:01:58.780 --> 00:02:00.780 Hey, there's a baby 00:02:01.390 --> 00:02:04.649 Let's kill it with a knife apparently oh, we got to cut the 00:02:05.440 --> 00:02:08.169 the cord and put it away 00:02:08.840 --> 00:02:11.110 and a little better more of that magic 00:02:12.170 --> 00:02:13.310 Magic 00:02:13.310 --> 00:02:13.940 Wake up 00:02:14.200 --> 00:02:14.700 [Beep] 00:02:15.980 --> 00:02:16.480 [Beep] 00:02:17.020 --> 00:02:18.120 Wake up 00:02:18.120 --> 00:02:20.120 [Beeeeeeep] 00:02:20.120 --> 00:02:30.100 [Gary Jules's Mad world plays] 00:02:31.800 --> 00:02:33.880 Good game. Good game ah 00:02:36.880 --> 00:02:41.759 Jesus Christ can we put it back in urgh what else do we got to do to the stupid baby 00:02:41.760 --> 00:02:46.860 We got to wrap it. Okay. Fine. You're a bru burrito now, and then we eat. It that was it 00:02:47.500 --> 00:02:53.970 Definitely worth the wait. Oh how I've waited. There's a better game. Don't worry. There's a much better one 00:02:54.340 --> 00:02:57.269 There's a much much much better one 00:02:57.910 --> 00:02:59.910 Spank Elsa butt 00:03:04.030 --> 00:03:10.410 How is this a kids game? This is on a kids game website. Spank Elsa butt look how ready she looks 00:03:11.140 --> 00:03:16.049 Spank me senpai!!! Oh my God. I get to pick what I spanked her with wow 00:03:16.860 --> 00:03:23.500 gameplay better than mashed effect andromeda a belt *wheezing* 00:03:24.000 --> 00:03:30.560 A flip-flop, a ruler what kind of fucking all right. I'll start with the hand see how that works 00:03:36.549 --> 00:03:38.729 What just happened? What just happened? 00:03:41.350 --> 00:03:44.489 She's crying. You spanked the booty 00:03:45.700 --> 00:03:53.130 You spank the booty at 47 miles per hour alright. So what are your qualifications to do this job, Mr.. Shellburn well, you know I? 00:03:53.680 --> 00:03:58.920 slap the name of frozen Elsa an average of seven hundred seven miles per hour 00:03:59.890 --> 00:04:06.089 Yeah, I'll be running this company now. Thank you very much. Love this sound she makes as well very good sound 00:04:07.220 --> 00:04:12.820 The sheer terror for about half a second then just mid cut off here we go. Oh 00:04:13.490 --> 00:04:14.810 OHHHHHH!!! 00:04:14.810 --> 00:04:16.810 my God 00:04:19.340 --> 00:04:22.959 1221... what is that in in kilometers bcos I don't really know.. Wait that's 00:04:23.620 --> 00:04:25.620 2,000 kilometers per 00:04:25.720 --> 00:04:32.720 Per hour. I see she was fucking it will go through her that will go through her. I always wanted to try spoon 00:04:33.420 --> 00:04:35.180 How about we do? 00:04:35.180 --> 00:04:40.150 She screams the same way even at 2 miles per hour. What is the slowest spank we can give her? 00:04:44.560 --> 00:04:45.940 1 00:04:46.040 --> 00:04:48.820 Don't know why I asked. I don't know why I asked... 00:04:48.820 --> 00:04:52.980 What strikes me is that how bizarre these games are for being kids games 00:04:53.140 --> 00:04:55.140 They're so strange 00:04:55.250 --> 00:04:57.760 but obviously there's a market for them, but 00:04:58.460 --> 00:05:04.600 I don't get it. I don't get it... Mata.com the best free girl games online, Jesus Christ 00:05:05.080 --> 00:05:06.520 Just like Jesus Christ 00:05:06.520 --> 00:05:10.860 What is the best ones Mata.com the best free girl games online? 00:05:10.900 --> 00:05:12.120 Alright you said that 00:05:12.160 --> 00:05:18.220 It's almost like the simpsons you know they've done literally everything like frozen two Elsa dolphin. How??? 00:05:18.620 --> 00:05:24.700 How does that make any sense? Oh my God there's literally breastfeeding. What the fuck. Oh my God 00:05:27.140 --> 00:05:29.940 Is that the baby??? 00:05:30.480 --> 00:05:32.220 Here's the phone 00:05:32.760 --> 00:05:35.080 911 00:05:37.480 --> 00:05:38.920 Amazing 00:05:39.020 --> 00:05:43.480 Here's a blanket, okay. Have some water 00:05:44.300 --> 00:05:46.640 Oh my god have a bell 00:05:46.940 --> 00:05:49.340 EUGHHHHHH 00:05:49.640 --> 00:05:52.780 Have an oxygen mask always ready, you know 00:05:53.500 --> 00:05:55.300 Always always ready 00:05:55.420 --> 00:05:57.140 Oh, I got a manage all the stats 00:05:57.340 --> 00:06:00.560 Shit. She's running out of water. She's running out of water 00:06:00.920 --> 00:06:03.100 She running out of water. This is it like snap? 00:06:03.100 --> 00:06:07.280 But actually terrifying because the consequences are real give her the bell 00:06:07.280 --> 00:06:08.360 GIVE HER THE BELL 00:06:08.360 --> 00:06:12.380 Why she dating jack frost I thought she was dating someone else ah 00:06:12.380 --> 00:06:13.730 AAAAAHHHHHHHHHH 00:06:13.730 --> 00:06:19.660 When is the ambulance coming? We're having a baby. We're having a baby. God damn it 00:06:20.140 --> 00:06:22.340 Oh thank God. Go to the hospital. 00:06:22.980 --> 00:06:25.420 Oh my god my god 00:06:25.660 --> 00:06:27.060 I-I-I don't think 00:06:27.080 --> 00:06:30.420 Oh my God the baby's out. The baby's out the baby's out everyone 00:06:30.580 --> 00:06:33.840 Oh, it's all disgusting uhhh take a sponge 00:06:34.200 --> 00:06:37.120 Take a sponge. It's way better than a baby trust me. 00:06:37.480 --> 00:06:39.580 You don't want to you don't want a baby you want a sponge 00:06:40.860 --> 00:06:43.400 fuck no, I can you make it shhh 00:06:44.800 --> 00:06:47.560 You know what? I finally is actually to be quite educational 00:06:49.480 --> 00:06:51.480 Bye bye, baby!!! 00:06:51.500 --> 00:06:53.760 Hahahaha have some drugs 00:06:54.160 --> 00:07:01.439 You'll you'll feel better have another one, and it's methylenedioxyphenethylamine (ecstasy) kinda, and we can only make the baby be quiet 00:07:03.820 --> 00:07:10.469 My God. Oh my God breastfeeding is normal breastfeeding is normal, and you should be able to do it in public 00:07:10.470 --> 00:07:15.029 It's a kids game everyone. It's a kids game. I know how to play a kids game. Okay. I'm smart enough 00:07:15.029 --> 00:07:21.680 I don't know anymore. I just don't know anymore. I'm starting to reconsider. You know oh my God. What's wrong for their eyes 00:07:22.980 --> 00:07:27.260 What's wrong with her eyes are they like that in the whole game? 00:07:27.940 --> 00:07:29.890 What's wrong with her eyes? 00:07:29.890 --> 00:07:31.060 NOO!!! 00:07:31.060 --> 00:07:36.420 Okay, oh my God. She's so scary. I hate her. What is wrong with heeerrrrr 00:07:36.600 --> 00:07:38.600 What is wrong with her eyes? 00:07:38.740 --> 00:07:40.880 What happened? What is the game about? 00:07:41.280 --> 00:07:43.280 Keemstar was here 00:07:43.520 --> 00:07:44.760 Apparently 00:07:44.940 --> 00:07:46.620 I think she took drugs 00:07:46.620 --> 00:07:53.700 She made a mess and we have to clean it up for her and she's looking at me and I'm scared 00:07:53.700 --> 00:07:59.129 I'm scared of what she will do to me. She peed on the fucking ground. She peed where do I broom? 00:08:01.000 --> 00:08:03.000 There we go 00:08:03.220 --> 00:08:06.869 Ok I got it I got it. I know how to play a kids game. Okay? I'm smart enough 00:08:07.810 --> 00:08:10.739 We got to glue this now. We'll just throw it away 00:08:12.700 --> 00:08:19.049 The table was like that. We got to fix the table we get all right. Hey. Hey you gotta play 00:08:19.770 --> 00:08:21.770 Yeah, it's very detailed this game 00:08:21.910 --> 00:08:27.269 You know if ya put as much detail in as the the eyes that would have been great if they did that but she wrecked 00:08:27.269 --> 00:08:32.720 The place like what what did she do she spat at the mirror? Why would she do that??? 00:08:32.920 --> 00:08:33.580 Good job 00:08:33.580 --> 00:08:34.080 Thank you text 00:08:34.080 --> 00:08:40.220 If only I could get the validation from from Anna then then it would mean something 00:08:40.300 --> 00:08:41.640 Nice don't patronize me 00:08:41.640 --> 00:08:43.560 Okay, I know you don't mean it 00:08:43.560 --> 00:08:48.600 Thank you. My castle is clean out. She thought it. She didn't say it 00:08:48.660 --> 00:08:50.580 She just thought it 00:08:50.860 --> 00:08:54.000 You're welcome. Can I go now??? 00:08:54.740 --> 00:08:55.540 PLEASEEEE??? 00:08:55.540 --> 00:08:58.480 How can kids play this and not be traumatized 00:08:58.480 --> 00:09:00.100 OH AND THE EYES AGAIN!!! 00:09:00.100 --> 00:09:05.220 The eyes the fucking eyes my God everything I got everything 00:09:06.240 --> 00:09:10.900 What did you do? Anna, what did you do? And I were you looking so happy 00:09:12.540 --> 00:09:15.800 Thaa thaa YEA take that shit art 00:09:17.220 --> 00:09:18.520 Wash that shit up 00:09:18.640 --> 00:09:21.360 Snow glows white on the mountain tonight 00:09:21.560 --> 00:09:24.400 Not a footprint to be seen 00:09:25.200 --> 00:09:27.940 A kingdom of isolation 00:09:28.400 --> 00:09:31.360 And it looks like I'm queen 00:09:32.800 --> 00:09:36.300 The wind is howling like this swirling storm inside 00:09:36.700 --> 00:09:39.500 We're gonna spark you up with a spark you up 00:09:39.600 --> 00:09:41.760 We are definitely concealing 00:09:41.760 --> 00:09:43.760 OOOHHHHH 00:09:43.900 --> 00:09:47.310 I'm gonna end it here because I think I'll go insane if I keep playing 00:09:47.310 --> 00:09:52.829 And I think I'm worried about you as you as well, but yeah, I hope you enjoyed this that adventure with me 00:09:52.829 --> 00:09:53.649 I hope you had fun 00:09:53.649 --> 00:09:57.000 Leave a like if you enjoyed all this appreciate all the support that I get.. 00:09:57.000 --> 00:10:01.689 and I'll see you bros, in another one.. Brofist :)