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Kalian tau lah,

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(uhuk)

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Gue udah gak kerja dengan Disney lagi

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Ada konsekuensi besar dalam karirku

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Kemana aku menuju di kehidupan

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Pilihan apa yang harus kupilih

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Siapa aja yang bisa gue percaya

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Banyak pertanyaan muncul dari masalah ini

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Tapi ada sesuatu yang bagus

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dari semua ini

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hanya satu

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satu hal

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*buat yg pake headset pelanin volume*

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satu hal

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yang bisa gue katakan dengan jujur, udah menjadi perubahan yang positif

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akhirnya sekarang gue bisa mainin

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GAME KESUKAAN GUAA

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Anna di Frozen melahirkan anak!

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Gue udah mau mainin game ini sejak lama bat

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tapi gak pernah bisa maininnya!

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Karena Disney nggak bolehin.

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Gue suka musiknya, suka semuanya

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kuy main.

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eheheheyy

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makjang

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harus gue private-in video frozen gue yang lain.

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Itu telah disembunyikan

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Bahkan yang dari 2015 bhahahay

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Fe..tus. Fotus?

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Oh sori, fotus

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monitor ECG, okei.

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euhhh, gak bisa kesana

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gunakan monitor ke jantung govlok

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Oke, oh ini dia, ini dia, ngerti gue.

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Kita bisa. Oke zeeb

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Sekarang kita kasih dia... obat-obatan, santai aja

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Lu bakalan tidur... dan gak bangun lagi

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sekarang kita tambahin... keajaiban

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kasih dikit keajaiban,

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dah mamam tuh

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TAROHIN MEJIK KE PERUTNAA

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TRUS KITA MUTILASI SI TAI INI SAMPE KEBUKA

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AHHHAHHAHH

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Sori, euh. Kita tambahin sedikiiitt keajaiiibannn

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daah tuh

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Eeeh si bayi

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heeyyy. penyunatan!

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Eh bukan itu deh namanya

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seisrussnich

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apaan sih bahasa inggrisnya

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operasi caesar

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Gue dulu lahirnya operasi caesar. Jadi..

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Bisa-bisa bayi ini gue.

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Kan, terkejut kan, pas bayi nongol,

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Terlahir... anak banyi.

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gue dulu juga bayi.

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nyeeeh, gue dulu bayi

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Harus kita bacok pake pisau nih kayaknya,

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Ooh, kita potong pusarnya.

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dan dijauhin.

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daan dikasih keajaiban lagi.

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mejiq

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Bangun lu

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BANGUN LU

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RIP Anna, like dan subskreb pewds untuk mendoakannya, 1 like=1 doa

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*warning buat yang pake headset kecilin volume lu*

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game terbaik.

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game terbaik.

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AAAAAAAAAAAh

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ya tuhan yesus, bisa gak dimasukin lagi.

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eugh, apalagi yang kudu dilakuin ke si bayi ini

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oke, harus dibedong

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oke fayn

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Lo burrito sekarang. Mari kita makan dia.

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udah gitu aja

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sudah pasti sebanding dgn nunggunya.

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udah lama bat gue nunggu

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ADA GAME YANG LEBIH SERU. Jgn khawatir, masih ada yg jauh lebih ena.

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ada game yang jauh, jauh jauh jauh lebih bagus.

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Pukul pantat elsa.

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(wut?)

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(facepalm)

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kenapa ini masuk kategori game anak anak?

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Ini bukan website game anak anak mah,

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Pukul pantat elsa. Tengok mukaknya udah kegatelan

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"pukul pantat gue qaqaa"

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yaa tuhan bisa milih lagi gue pukul pantat dia pake apa

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game terbaik. Lebih bagus daripada Mass Effect : Andromeda

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tali pinggang. bhhahhhahyy

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selop swallow

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penggaris

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game macam apa--yaudah,

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gue mulai pake tangan aja

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mari liat gimana caranya

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(plak) Elsa:WOAAAAA

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apayangterjadiapayangterjadi. Apa yang barusan tadi?

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apa yang barusan terjadi?

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(plak) Elsa:WOAAAA

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dia nangis

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"lu nampar pantat dia"

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"lu nampar pantat dia dgn kecepatan 75.6392 Km/jam (bujubuneng?)

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oke jadi apa kemampuan lu untuk bisa di pekerjaan ini, mr. kjellberg?

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yah taulah... gue bisa nampar pantat.

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pantat elsa frozen

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dengan kecepatan 1137.81 Km/jam

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ya, bisalah gue jalanin perusahaan ini.

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makasi banya

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gue suka suaranya juga

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suara yang sangat bagus

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(plak) Elsa:WOAAA

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Sebuah teror belaka selama setenga detik lalu dipotong ditengah-tengah, mari kita mulai

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(ceplas) Barengan:WOAAAA!?

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YAAA TUHAAAAN!

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1221 Mph, berapa dalam kilometer?

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gua, gua ga seberapa tau

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Tunggu, itu 2000 Km/H?

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AI

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Dia

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Dia bakal

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Itu bakal nembus dia

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itu bakal nembus dia

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gua selalu pengen nyoba sendok

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(plak)

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Dia terik dengan cara yang sama

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itu tadi 2 mph

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Apa pukulan paling lambat?

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(plak)

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gua gatau kenapa gua bertanya, gua gatau kenapa gua nanya

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Apa yang mengganggu gua adalah bagaimana anehnya game ini sebagai game anak kecil

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Mereka sangat aneh

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Tapi yang pasti ada market untuk mereka

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tapi

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gua ga ngerti. gua ga ngerti

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Mata.com game anak perempuan gratis terbaik online

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Demi tuhan.

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itu seperti demi tuhan

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Apa yang paling mantab?

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Mata.com game anak perempuan gratis terbaik online

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ok, lu dah ngomong

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Ini dah kaya Simpson, mereka melakukan samuanya secara harafiah

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kaya Frozen 2 lumba-lumbanya Elsa

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gimana?

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Gimana caranya itu masuk akal?

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Ya tuhan itu ada netek, apa-apaan? ya tuhan

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ITU BAYINYA?

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NIh hape

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1

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1

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AHAHA!

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emejing

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Ini selimut, ok

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Minum ini air

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ya tuhan, Ini ada bel

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IUUUUUUH

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WEEEH

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Pake masker oksigen, selalu siap lu tau

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Selalu, selalu siap

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Oh, gua harus ngurusin statusnya

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TAEK, dia kehabisan air

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Dia kehabisan air

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Dia kehabisan air

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Ini kaya Five Night at Freddy (temen gw bapanya Freddy) tapi ini sumpah ngeri. Karena semua konsekuensinya itu nyata

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KASI BELNYA, KASI BELNYA

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napa dia pacaran ama Jack Frost, gua kira ama orang lain

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AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH

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Kapan ambulannya datang

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KITA PUNYA ANAK

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KITA PUNYA ANAK, SIALAN!

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Oh, terima kasih tuhan

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Pergi ke RS sana

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Ya tuhan x2

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gua ga mikir

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Oh, bayinya keluar, bayinya keluar saudara-saudara

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Oh, jijik banget, ambil busa

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Ambil aja busanya, ini lebih baik dari bayi, suer

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Lu gak mau bayi, lu mau busanya

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eueeh, lu buat dia. Shhhhh,shhhhhh

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eueueh, lu tau. gua akhirnya paham kalo ini sebenarnya mendidik

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Bye-bye bayi

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*ketawa jahat*

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Pake Double L sono

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Lu akan merasa lebih baik, nih satu lagi

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Dan ini ginekolog di Atlanta

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Dan kita cuma bisa bikin bayinya tenang

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Ya tuhan, ya tuhan. Netek itu normal, dan lu harusnya sanggup melakukan itu di depan umum

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Ini game anak kecil saudara-saudara

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Gua tau caranya main game anak kecil, gua cukup pintar

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Gua ga tau lagi. Gua cuma ga tau lagi. Gua mulai mempertimbangkan. lu tau?

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Ya tuhan, mata mereka kenapa?

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Mata mereka kenapa? Mereka kaya gitu sepanjang permainan?

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MATA MEREKA KENAPA?!?!?!?!

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GAAAAAK!

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Wokeh, ya tuhan. Dia ngeri banget, gua benci dia. dia kenapaaaaa!

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Matanya kenapa?

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Kenapa? Maksudnya game ini apa?

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Keemstar pernah disini

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kayanya (gw facepalm)

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Kayanya dia make narkoba

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Dia ngaco

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dan kita yang bersihin

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