WEBVTT Kind: captions Language: en 00:00:00.000 --> 00:00:06.700 (Ali-Earrape) 00:00:06.700 --> 00:00:09.060 WoT iS OPP goys! 00:00:09.060 --> 00:00:13.520 I just found out I am adopteeeeeeed! 00:00:13.520 --> 00:00:20.480 (EARRAPE AGAIN) 00:00:20.480 --> 00:00:22.200 What is up guys? 00:00:22.200 --> 00:00:26.500 I just found out my mom is homosexuans!!! 00:00:26.500 --> 00:00:29.900 lol 00:00:29.900 --> 00:00:32.220 What is up guuuyyyss? 00:00:32.220 --> 00:00:33.620 *GARGLES* 00:00:33.620 --> 00:00:34.120 AAAAAAAAAAAH 00:00:35.380 --> 00:00:37.160 "Is Ali-A gay?" 00:00:37.160 --> 00:00:39.560 "And I guess this is a good time to address this question." 00:00:39.640 --> 00:00:42.740 Since some of you guys ask... the answer is.. 00:00:42.740 --> 00:00:43.640 (out of line) YES. 00:00:43.640 --> 00:00:47.000 *same intro but with different music* 00:00:47.000 --> 00:00:49.200 Hey, what's going on guys? Today we're doing another giveaway. 00:00:49.220 --> 00:00:50.960 We giving away 5,000 V bucks. 00:00:50.960 --> 00:00:53.400 All you gotta do to win is leave this like button, 00:00:54.060 --> 00:00:58.040 Subscribe and leave a comment "The Declaration of Independence". 00:00:58.040 --> 00:00:59.000 Subscribe and leave a comment "The Declaration of Independence Backwards". 00:00:59.000 --> 00:01:01.820 That's all you got to do to join. Now, let's begin the video. (okay i'll do it :)) 00:01:01.820 --> 00:01:04.840 When in the Course of human events it becomes necessary for one people to dissolve the political bands which have connected them with another and to assume among the powers of the earth, the separate and equal station to which the Laws of Nature and of Nature's God entitle them, a decent respect to the opinions of mankind requires that they should declare the causes which impel them to the separation. We hold these truths to be self-evident, that all men are created equal, that they are endowed by their Creator with certain unalienable Rights, that among these are Life, Liberty and the pursuit of Happiness. — That to secure these rights, Governments are instituted among Men, deriving their just powers from the consent of the governed, — That whenever any Form of Government becomes destructive of these ends, it is the Right of the People to alter or to abolish it, and to institute new Government, laying its foundation on such principles and organizing its powers in such form, as to them shall seem most likely to effect their Safety and Happiness. Prudence, indeed, will dictate that Governments long established should not be changed for light and transient causes; and accordingly all experience hath shewn that mankind are more disposed to suffer, while evils are sufferable than to right themselves by abolishing the forms to which they are accustomed. But when a long train of abuses and usurpations, pursuing invariably the same Object evinces a design to reduce them under absolute Despotism, it is their right, it is their duty, to throw off such Government, and to provide new Guards for their future security. — Such has been the patient sufferance of these Colonies; and such is now the necessity which constrains them to alter their former Systems of Government. The history of the present King of Great Britain is a history of repeated injuries and usurpations, all having in direct object the establishment of an absolute Tyranny over these States. To prove this, let Facts be submitted to a candid world. He has refused his Assent to Laws, the most wholesome and necessary for the public good. He has forbidden his Governors to pass Laws of immediate and pressing importance, unless suspended in their operation till his Assent should be obtained; and when so suspended, he has utterly neglected to attend to them. He has refused to pass other Laws for the accommodation of large districts of people, unless those people would relinquish the right of Representation in the Legislature, a right inestimable to them and formidable to tyrants only. He has called together legislative bodies at places unusual, uncomfortable, and distant from the depository of their Public Records, for the sole purpose of fatiguing them into compliance with his measures. He has dissolved Representative Houses repeatedly, for opposing with manly firmness his invasions on the rights of the people. He has refused for a long time, after such dissolutions, to cause others to be elected, whereby the Legislative Powers, incapable of Annihilation, have returned to the People at large for their exercise; the State remaining in the mean time exposed to all the dangers of invasion from without, and convulsions within. He has endeavoured to prevent the population of these States; for that purpose obstructing the Laws for Naturalization of Foreigners; refusing to pass others to encourage their migrations hither, and raising the conditions of new Appropriations of Lands. He has obstructed the Administration of Justice by refusing his Assent to Laws for establishing Judiciary Powers. He has made Judges dependent on his Will alone for the tenure of their offices, and the amount and payment of their salaries. He has erected a multitude of New Offices, and sent hither swarms of Officers to harass our people and eat out their substance. He has kept among us, in times of peace, Standing Armies without the Consent of our legislatures. He has affected to render the Military independent of and superior to the Civil Power. He has combined with others to subject us to a jurisdiction foreign to our constitution, and unacknowledged by our laws; giving his Assent to their Acts of pretended Legislation: For quartering large bodies of armed troops among us: For protecting them, by a mock Trial from punishment for any Murders which they should commit on the Inhabitants of these States: For cutting off our Trade with all parts of the world: For imposing Taxes on us without our Consent: For depriving us in many cases, of the benefit of Trial by Jury: For transporting us beyond Seas to be tried for pretended offences: For abolishing the free System of English Laws in a neighbouring Province, establishing therein an Arbitrary government, and enlarging its Boundaries so as to render it at once an example and fit instrument for introducing the same absolute rule into these Colonies For taking away our Charters, abolishing our most valuable Laws and altering fundamentally the Forms of our Governments: For suspending our own Legislatures, and declaring themselves invested with power to legislate for us in all cases whatsoever. He has abdicated Government here, by declaring us out of his Protection and waging War against us. He has plundered our seas, ravaged our coasts, burnt our towns, and destroyed the lives of our people. He is at this time transporting large Armies of foreign Mercenaries to compleat the works of death, desolation, and tyranny, already begun with circumstances of Cruelty & Perfidy scarcely paralleled in the most barbarous ages, and totally unworthy the Head of a civilized nation. He has constrained our fellow Citizens taken Captive on the high Seas to bear Arms against their Country, to become the executioners of their friends and Brethren, or to fall themselves by their Hands. He has excited domestic insurrections amongst us, and has endeavoured to bring on the inhabitants of our frontiers, the merciless Indian Savages whose known rule of warfare, is an undistinguished destruction of all ages, sexes and conditions. In every stage of these Oppressions We have Petitioned for Redress in the most humble terms: Our repeated Petitions have been answered only by repeated injury. A Prince, whose character is thus marked by every act which may define a Tyrant, is unfit to be the ruler of a free people. Nor have We been wanting in attentions to our British brethren. We have warned them from time to time of attempts by their legislature to extend an unwarrantable jurisdiction over us. We have reminded them of the circumstances of our emigration and settlement here. We have appealed to their native justice and magnanimity, and we have conjured them by the ties of our common kindred to disavow these usurpations, which would inevitably interrupt our connections and correspondence. They too have been deaf to the voice of justice and of consanguinity. We must, therefore, acquiesce in the necessity, which denounces our Separation, and hold them, as we hold the rest of mankind, Enemies in War, in Peace Friends. We, therefore, the Representatives of the united States of America, in General Congress, Assembled, appealing to the Supreme Judge of the world for the rectitude of our intentions, do, in the Name, and by Authority of the good People of these Colonies, solemnly publish and declare, That these united Colonies are, and of Right ought to be Free and Independent States, that they are Absolved from all Allegiance to the British Crown, and that all political connection between them and the State of Great Britain, is and ought to be totally dissolved; and that as Free and Independent States, they have full Power to levy War, conclude Peace, contract Alliances, establish Commerce, and to do all other Acts and Things which Independent States may of right do. — And for the support of this Declaration, with a firm reliance on the protection of Divine Providence, we mutually pledge to each other our Lives, our Fortunes, and our sacred Honor. New Hampshire: Josiah Bartlett, William Whipple, Matthew Thornton Massachusetts: John Hancock, Samuel Adams, John Adams, Robert Treat Paine, Elbridge Gerry Rhode Island: Stephen Hopkins, William Ellery Connecticut: Roger Sherman, Samuel Huntington, William Williams, Oliver Wolcott New York: William Floyd, Philip Livingston, Francis Lewis, Lewis Morris New Jersey: Richard Stockton, John Witherspoon, Francis Hopkinson, John Hart, Abraham Clark Pennsylvania: Robert Morris, Benjamin Rush, Benjamin Franklin, John Morton, George Clymer, James Smith, George Taylor, James Wilson, George Ross Delaware: Caesar Rodney, George Read, Thomas McKean Maryland: Samuel Chase, William Paca, Thomas Stone, Charles Carroll of Carrollton Virginia: George Wythe, Richard Henry Lee, Thomas Jefferson, Benjamin Harrison, Thomas Nelson, Jr., Francis Lightfoot Lee, Carter Braxton North Carolina: William Hooper, Joseph Hewes, John Penn South Carolina: Edward Rutledge, Thomas Heyward, Jr., Thomas Lynch, Jr., Arthur Middleton Georgia: Button Gwinnett, Lyman Hall, George Walton 00:01:04.840 --> 00:01:07.500 A few weeks ago I made a video on Fortnite and 00:01:07.500 --> 00:01:09.720 uhh, nothing has changed basically, 00:01:09.720 --> 00:01:10.980 it's still the same. 00:01:10.980 --> 00:01:15.600 The absolute state of YouTube Gaming is uhh, very much still uhh... 00:01:16.880 --> 00:01:18.320 AaAhAahAAah 00:01:18.560 --> 00:01:19.920 Haaaaaaaaawh???? 00:01:20.320 --> 00:01:22.200 Hmmmmmmmmm. 00:01:22.200 --> 00:01:24.160 AHHHHHAWWHHHH 00:01:24.160 --> 00:01:25.840 OWAAAAWAAAAH. 00:01:25.840 --> 00:01:27.060 Heeeehhhhehh 00:01:27.060 --> 00:01:28.500 I love these thumbnails, 00:01:28.500 --> 00:01:29.440 they're so good. 00:01:29.440 --> 00:01:33.220 It's basically the SOI boy equivalent...of a thumbnail, 00:01:33.220 --> 00:01:34.340 and I know what you're thinking: 00:01:34.420 --> 00:01:39.220 PeWdIePiE, u R jUsT sAlTy BeCuZ AlI-A hAs MoRe ViEwS tHeN u Do!!!11!!! 00:01:39.300 --> 00:01:42.080 Listen, I am happy for my man Ali 00:01:42.420 --> 00:01:43.320 A 00:01:43.320 --> 00:01:44.800 I am a glad to see, 00:01:45.330 --> 00:01:48.980 really good content thrive on this platform as always. 00:01:49.120 --> 00:01:51.520 Ok? He makes the best content. 00:01:51.560 --> 00:01:53.420 You know here we have a video called: 00:01:53.420 --> 00:01:54.640 "The Superman Challenge" 00:01:54.640 --> 00:01:56.940 WOW! Superman is in Fortnite? 00:01:56.940 --> 00:01:59.820 Oh, I best watch 25 minutes to find out! 00:01:59.820 --> 00:02:01.940 That's how we're doing that is how w... 00:02:02.780 --> 00:02:03.460 How w... 00:02:04.220 --> 00:02:04.860 tha... 00:02:04.860 --> 00:02:06.060 Look at that! [x3] 00:02:06.060 --> 00:02:07.140 Edited! [x2] 00:02:07.660 --> 00:02:09.820 Don't move! [x2] 00:02:09.820 --> 00:02:10.760 *pew* 00:02:11.120 --> 00:02:13.400 O? OH! My go- wha- I died?! 00:02:13.720 --> 00:02:16.600 We did it guys, we completed every single one of the challenge points! 00:02:16.760 --> 00:02:17.620 That was a lot of fun. 00:02:17.620 --> 00:02:21.400 And if you've got any more challenge ideas do leave them down below. (don't) 00:02:21.660 --> 00:02:23.100 O- Oh, I guess there isn't... 00:02:24.380 --> 00:02:27.740 Oh, what? Th- the Flash is in Fortnite?! 00:02:28.220 --> 00:02:29.280 Nope. No, it isn't. 00:02:29.480 --> 00:02:35.520 The Hulk?! The Hulk is in Fortnite?! I must watch this 22 minutes and 35 seconds video right now! 00:02:35.760 --> 00:02:37.240 This is not clickbait guys! 00:02:37.480 --> 00:02:39.160 This is what the content is, 00:02:39.160 --> 00:02:41.040 it's reflecting the content, 00:02:41.240 --> 00:02:43.880 just like my videos are always 100% accurate. 00:02:43.960 --> 00:02:47.580 Lately the... the trend of Fortnite clickbait has been, uh: What's inside? 00:02:48.060 --> 00:02:49.240 "What's Inside" 00:02:49.240 --> 00:02:52.560 You have a concept of something: What's inside it? 00:02:52.560 --> 00:02:55.040 A free present from Epic Games? What's inside? 00:02:55.040 --> 00:02:58.000 Ooh, I must watch to find out, what could it be? 00:02:58.000 --> 00:02:58.820 Awhh-a 00:02:58.820 --> 00:03:04.740 What is it inside? I need to know what is in that package. What did they give me? 00:03:04.760 --> 00:03:07.500 And why does it take 21 minutes to find out? 00:03:07.500 --> 00:03:09.640 So, here we go guys. This is what you look like, 00:03:09.640 --> 00:03:12.640 I've actually gone ahead and taking the glider from the very first 00:03:12.840 --> 00:03:17.240 Twitch Prime set and added it in for a complete twitch prime look 00:03:17.240 --> 00:03:19.880 which is awesome and we are gonna gear up, 00:03:20.020 --> 00:03:24.700 use this brand new outfit and go ahead and try and go for a victory royale 00:03:24.860 --> 00:03:27.420 If you like the fact that Epic Games are giving us free skins, 00:03:27.420 --> 00:03:29.360 give it a big fat thumbs up as well. 00:03:29.360 --> 00:03:31.580 Without further a do, let's check out these new skins. 00:03:31.580 --> 00:03:35.240 Let's check out our brand new pickaxe as well and try and go for a win. 00:03:35.500 --> 00:03:38.160 If you ever liked anything at any time in your life 00:03:38.160 --> 00:03:39.180 leave a like on this video right now. 00:03:39.180 --> 00:03:39.680 (SHIT OH NO) When in the Course of human events it becomes necessary for one people to dissolve the political bands which have connected them with another and to assume among the powers of the earth, the separate and equal station to which the Laws of Nature and of Nature's God entitle them, a decent respect to the opinions of mankind requires that they should declare the causes which impel them to the separation. We hold these truths to be self-evident, that all men are created equal, that they are endowed by their Creator with certain unalienable Rights, that among these are Life, Liberty and the pursuit of Happiness. — That to secure these rights, Governments are instituted among Men, deriving their just powers from the consent of the governed, — That whenever any Form of Government becomes destructive of these ends, it is the Right of the People to alter or to abolish it, and to institute new Government, laying its foundation on such principles and organizing its powers in such form, as to them shall seem most likely to effect their Safety and Happiness. Prudence, indeed, will dictate that Governments long established should not be changed for light and transient causes; and accordingly all experience hath shewn that mankind are more disposed to suffer, while evils are sufferable than to right themselves by abolishing the forms to which they are accustomed. But when a long train of abuses and usurpations, pursuing invariably the same Object evinces a design to reduce them under absolute Despotism, it is their right, it is their duty, to throw off such Government, and to provide new Guards for their future security. — Such has been the patient sufferance of these Colonies; and such is now the necessity which constrains them to alter their former Systems of Government. The history of the present King of Great Britain is a history of repeated injuries and usurpations, all having in direct object the establishment of an absolute Tyranny over these States. To prove this, let Facts be submitted to a candid world. He has refused his Assent to Laws, the most wholesome and necessary for the public good. He has forbidden his Governors to pass Laws of immediate and pressing importance, unless suspended in their operation till his Assent should be obtained; and when so suspended, he has utterly neglected to attend to them. He has refused to pass other Laws for the accommodation of large districts of people, unless those people would relinquish the right of Representation in the Legislature, a right inestimable to them and formidable to tyrants only. He has called together legislative bodies at places unusual, uncomfortable, and distant from the depository of their Public Records, for the sole purpose of fatiguing them into compliance with his measures. He has dissolved Representative Houses repeatedly, for opposing with manly firmness his invasions on the rights of the people. He has refused for a long time, after such dissolutions, to cause others to be elected, whereby the Legislative Powers, incapable of Annihilation, have returned to the People at large for their exercise; the State remaining in the mean time exposed to all the dangers of invasion from without, and convulsions within. He has endeavoured to prevent the population of these States; for that purpose obstructing the Laws for Naturalization of Foreigners; refusing to pass others to encourage their migrations hither, and raising the conditions of new Appropriations of Lands. He has obstructed the Administration of Justice by refusing his Assent to Laws for establishing Judiciary Powers. He has made Judges dependent on his Will alone for the tenure of their offices, and the amount and payment of their salaries. He has erected a multitude of New Offices, and sent hither swarms of Officers to harass our people and eat out their substance. He has kept among us, in times of peace, Standing Armies without the Consent of our legislatures. He has affected to render the Military independent of and superior to the Civil Power. He has combined with others to subject us to a jurisdiction foreign to our constitution, and unacknowledged by our laws; giving his Assent to their Acts of pretended Legislation: For quartering large bodies of armed troops among us: For protecting them, by a mock Trial from punishment for any Murders which they should commit on the Inhabitants of these States: For cutting off our Trade with all parts of the world: For imposing Taxes on us without our Consent: For depriving us in many cases, of the benefit of Trial by Jury: For transporting us beyond Seas to be tried for pretended offences: For abolishing the free System of English Laws in a neighbouring Province, establishing therein an Arbitrary government, and enlarging its Boundaries so as to render it at once an example and fit instrument for introducing the same absolute rule into these Colonies For taking away our Charters, abolishing our most valuable Laws and altering fundamentally the Forms of our Governments: For suspending our own Legislatures, and declaring themselves invested with power to legislate for us in all cases whatsoever. He has abdicated Government here, by declaring us out of his Protection and waging War against us. He has plundered our seas, ravaged our coasts, burnt our towns, and destroyed the lives of our people. He is at this time transporting large Armies of foreign Mercenaries to compleat the works of death, desolation, and tyranny, already begun with circumstances of Cruelty & Perfidy scarcely paralleled in the most barbarous ages, and totally unworthy the Head of a civilized nation. He has constrained our fellow Citizens taken Captive on the high Seas to bear Arms against their Country, to become the executioners of their friends and Brethren, or to fall themselves by their Hands. He has excited domestic insurrections amongst us, and has endeavoured to bring on the inhabitants of our frontiers, the merciless Indian Savages whose known rule of warfare, is an undistinguished destruction of all ages, sexes and conditions. In every stage of these Oppressions We have Petitioned for Redress in the most humble terms: Our repeated Petitions have been answered only by repeated injury. A Prince, whose character is thus marked by every act which may define a Tyrant, is unfit to be the ruler of a free people. Nor have We been wanting in attentions to our British brethren. We have warned them from time to time of attempts by their legislature to extend an unwarrantable jurisdiction over us. We have reminded them of the circumstances of our emigration and settlement here. We have appealed to their native justice and magnanimity, and we have conjured them by the ties of our common kindred to disavow these usurpations, which would inevitably interrupt our connections and correspondence. They too have been deaf to the voice of justice and of consanguinity. We must, therefore, acquiesce in the necessity, which denounces our Separation, and hold them, as we hold the rest of mankind, Enemies in War, in Peace Friends. We, therefore, the Representatives of the united States of America, in General Congress, Assembled, appealing to the Supreme Judge of the world for the rectitude of our intentions, do, in the Name, and by Authority of the good People of these Colonies, solemnly publish and declare, That these united Colonies are, and of Right ought to be Free and Independent States, that they are Absolved from all Allegiance to the British Crown, and that all political connection between them and the State of Great Britain, is and ought to be totally dissolved; and that as Free and Independent States, they have full Power to levy War, conclude Peace, contract Alliances, establish Commerce, and to do all other Acts and Things which Independent States may of right do. — And for the support of this Declaration, with a firm reliance on the protection of Divine Providence, we mutually pledge to each other our Lives, our Fortunes, and our sacred Honor. New Hampshire: Josiah Bartlett, William Whipple, Matthew Thornton Massachusetts: John Hancock, Samuel Adams, John Adams, Robert Treat Paine, Elbridge Gerry Rhode Island: Stephen Hopkins, William Ellery Connecticut: Roger Sherman, Samuel Huntington, William Williams, Oliver Wolcott New York: William Floyd, Philip Livingston, Francis Lewis, Lewis Morris New Jersey: Richard Stockton, John Witherspoon, Francis Hopkinson, John Hart, Abraham Clark Pennsylvania: Robert Morris, Benjamin Rush, Benjamin Franklin, John Morton, George Clymer, James Smith, George Taylor, James Wilson, George Ross Delaware: Caesar Rodney, George Read, Thomas McKean Maryland: Samuel Chase, William Paca, Thomas Stone, Charles Carroll of Carrollton Virginia: George Wythe, Richard Henry Lee, Thomas Jefferson, Benjamin Harrison, Thomas Nelson, Jr., Francis Lightfoot Lee, Carter Braxton North Carolina: William Hooper, Joseph Hewes, John Penn South Carolina: Edward Rutledge, Thomas Heyward, Jr., Thomas Lynch, Jr., Arthur Middleton Georgia: Button Gwinnett, Lyman Hall, George Walton 00:03:39.680 --> 00:03:41.600 If we're talking about what's inside things 00:03:41.660 --> 00:03:44.880 Here we have: "Opening the Bunker - What's INSIDE?" 00:03:44.880 --> 00:03:47.800 What I want to know is what's inside Ali-A's hat! 00:03:47.960 --> 00:03:50.780 He- I- I mean he's wearing it in every single video. 00:03:50.780 --> 00:03:54.480 He must be hiding something underneath there. Ah, what could it be? 00:03:54.680 --> 00:03:58.060 I have some ideas, but I will keep them to myself. 00:03:58.160 --> 00:04:02.200 Yes! We are underneath the bunker. We're inside... 00:04:03.020 --> 00:04:05.440 Inside this new secret bunker... 00:04:05.900 --> 00:04:10.640 It doesn't look like... there's anything in there. 00:04:10.980 --> 00:04:12.880 Like all your content! 00:04:12.880 --> 00:04:16.600 *claps while laughing in an evil way* 00:04:16.600 --> 00:04:17.100 *inhale* 00:04:18.020 --> 00:04:19.680 Gotch you, Ali! *ha-ha!* 00:04:19.840 --> 00:04:22.960 I know a lot of you think oh, this is just for kids, Ali-A 00:04:23.080 --> 00:04:25.200 is just for kids and that's why it's so popular. 00:04:25.500 --> 00:04:28.720 Excuse me. You don't know Ali-A like I know Ali-A. 00:04:28.720 --> 00:04:31.360 He's delivering some of the hottest content on YouTube. 00:04:31.360 --> 00:04:33.360 Think he's gone into there. 00:04:33.360 --> 00:04:34.380 Come on. 00:04:34.380 --> 00:04:35.240 Sneak in. [x2] 00:04:35.460 --> 00:04:37.880 Go on, go inside! Inside, in you go, in you go! 00:04:38.700 --> 00:04:39.980 There we goooooo! 00:04:39.980 --> 00:04:43.340 Let's just destroy it a wider way. 00:04:43.520 --> 00:04:44.600 *laugh* 00:04:44.600 --> 00:04:46.780 Five kills, so if we get this it will be a six... Pewds: Wait a minute if he's at five kills and if he gets one more 00:04:46.820 --> 00:04:53.400 Wait a minute if he's at five kills and if he gets one more 00:04:53.400 --> 00:05:02.380 INTENSE MATH SEQUENCE 00:05:02.900 --> 00:05:04.540 Then that means... 00:05:05.420 --> 00:05:06.440 (STOP IT OMFG) When in the Course of human events it becomes necessary for one people to dissolve the political bands which have connected them with another and to assume among the powers of the earth, the separate and equal station to which the Laws of Nature and of Nature's God entitle them, a decent respect to the opinions of mankind requires that they should declare the causes which impel them to the separation. We hold these truths to be self-evident, that all men are created equal, that they are endowed by their Creator with certain unalienable Rights, that among these are Life, Liberty and the pursuit of Happiness. — That to secure these rights, Governments are instituted among Men, deriving their just powers from the consent of the governed, — That whenever any Form of Government becomes destructive of these ends, it is the Right of the People to alter or to abolish it, and to institute new Government, laying its foundation on such principles and organizing its powers in such form, as to them shall seem most likely to effect their Safety and Happiness. Prudence, indeed, will dictate that Governments long established should not be changed for light and transient causes; and accordingly all experience hath shewn that mankind are more disposed to suffer, while evils are sufferable than to right themselves by abolishing the forms to which they are accustomed. But when a long train of abuses and usurpations, pursuing invariably the same Object evinces a design to reduce them under absolute Despotism, it is their right, it is their duty, to throw off such Government, and to provide new Guards for their future security. — Such has been the patient sufferance of these Colonies; and such is now the necessity which constrains them to alter their former Systems of Government. The history of the present King of Great Britain is a history of repeated injuries and usurpations, all having in direct object the establishment of an absolute Tyranny over these States. To prove this, let Facts be submitted to a candid world. He has refused his Assent to Laws, the most wholesome and necessary for the public good. He has forbidden his Governors to pass Laws of immediate and pressing importance, unless suspended in their operation till his Assent should be obtained; and when so suspended, he has utterly neglected to attend to them. He has refused to pass other Laws for the accommodation of large districts of people, unless those people would relinquish the right of Representation in the Legislature, a right inestimable to them and formidable to tyrants only. He has called together legislative bodies at places unusual, uncomfortable, and distant from the depository of their Public Records, for the sole purpose of fatiguing them into compliance with his measures. He has dissolved Representative Houses repeatedly, for opposing with manly firmness his invasions on the rights of the people. He has refused for a long time, after such dissolutions, to cause others to be elected, whereby the Legislative Powers, incapable of Annihilation, have returned to the People at large for their exercise; the State remaining in the mean time exposed to all the dangers of invasion from without, and convulsions within. He has endeavoured to prevent the population of these States; for that purpose obstructing the Laws for Naturalization of Foreigners; refusing to pass others to encourage their migrations hither, and raising the conditions of new Appropriations of Lands. He has obstructed the Administration of Justice by refusing his Assent to Laws for establishing Judiciary Powers. He has made Judges dependent on his Will alone for the tenure of their offices, and the amount and payment of their salaries. He has erected a multitude of New Offices, and sent hither swarms of Officers to harass our people and eat out their substance. He has kept among us, in times of peace, Standing Armies without the Consent of our legislatures. He has affected to render the Military independent of and superior to the Civil Power. He has combined with others to subject us to a jurisdiction foreign to our constitution, and unacknowledged by our laws; giving his Assent to their Acts of pretended Legislation: For quartering large bodies of armed troops among us: For protecting them, by a mock Trial from punishment for any Murders which they should commit on the Inhabitants of these States: For cutting off our Trade with all parts of the world: For imposing Taxes on us without our Consent: For depriving us in many cases, of the benefit of Trial by Jury: For transporting us beyond Seas to be tried for pretended offences: For abolishing the free System of English Laws in a neighbouring Province, establishing therein an Arbitrary government, and enlarging its Boundaries so as to render it at once an example and fit instrument for introducing the same absolute rule into these Colonies For taking away our Charters, abolishing our most valuable Laws and altering fundamentally the Forms of our Governments: For suspending our own Legislatures, and declaring themselves invested with power to legislate for us in all cases whatsoever. He has abdicated Government here, by declaring us out of his Protection and waging War against us. He has plundered our seas, ravaged our coasts, burnt our towns, and destroyed the lives of our people. He is at this time transporting large Armies of foreign Mercenaries to compleat the works of death, desolation, and tyranny, already begun with circumstances of Cruelty & Perfidy scarcely paralleled in the most barbarous ages, and totally unworthy the Head of a civilized nation. He has constrained our fellow Citizens taken Captive on the high Seas to bear Arms against their Country, to become the executioners of their friends and Brethren, or to fall themselves by their Hands. He has excited domestic insurrections amongst us, and has endeavoured to bring on the inhabitants of our frontiers, the merciless Indian Savages whose known rule of warfare, is an undistinguished destruction of all ages, sexes and conditions. In every stage of these Oppressions We have Petitioned for Redress in the most humble terms: Our repeated Petitions have been answered only by repeated injury. A Prince, whose character is thus marked by every act which may define a Tyrant, is unfit to be the ruler of a free people. Nor have We been wanting in attentions to our British brethren. We have warned them from time to time of attempts by their legislature to extend an unwarrantable jurisdiction over us. We have reminded them of the circumstances of our emigration and settlement here. We have appealed to their native justice and magnanimity, and we have conjured them by the ties of our common kindred to disavow these usurpations, which would inevitably interrupt our connections and correspondence. They too have been deaf to the voice of justice and of consanguinity. We must, therefore, acquiesce in the necessity, which denounces our Separation, and hold them, as we hold the rest of mankind, Enemies in War, in Peace Friends. We, therefore, the Representatives of the united States of America, in General Congress, Assembled, appealing to the Supreme Judge of the world for the rectitude of our intentions, do, in the Name, and by Authority of the good People of these Colonies, solemnly publish and declare, That these united Colonies are, and of Right ought to be Free and Independent States, that they are Absolved from all Allegiance to the British Crown, and that all political connection between them and the State of Great Britain, is and ought to be totally dissolved; and that as Free and Independent States, they have full Power to levy War, conclude Peace, contract Alliances, establish Commerce, and to do all other Acts and Things which Independent States may of right do. — And for the support of this Declaration, with a firm reliance on the protection of Divine Providence, we mutually pledge to each other our Lives, our Fortunes, and our sacred Honor. New Hampshire: Josiah Bartlett, William Whipple, Matthew Thornton Massachusetts: John Hancock, Samuel Adams, John Adams, Robert Treat Paine, Elbridge Gerry Rhode Island: Stephen Hopkins, William Ellery Connecticut: Roger Sherman, Samuel Huntington, William Williams, Oliver Wolcott New York: William Floyd, Philip Livingston, Francis Lewis, Lewis Morris New Jersey: Richard Stockton, John Witherspoon, Francis Hopkinson, John Hart, Abraham Clark Pennsylvania: Robert Morris, Benjamin Rush, Benjamin Franklin, John Morton, George Clymer, James Smith, George Taylor, James Wilson, George Ross Delaware: Caesar Rodney, George Read, Thomas McKean Maryland: Samuel Chase, William Paca, Thomas Stone, Charles Carroll of Carrollton Virginia: George Wythe, Richard Henry Lee, Thomas Jefferson, Benjamin Harrison, Thomas Nelson, Jr., Francis Lightfoot Lee, Carter Braxton North Carolina: William Hooper, Joseph Hewes, John Penn South Carolina: Edward Rutledge, Thomas Heyward, Jr., Thomas Lynch, Jr., Arthur Middleton Georgia: Button Gwinnett, Lyman Hall, George Walton 00:05:06.440 --> 00:05:09.840 I'm just meming. I think Ali-A seems like a really good dude. 00:05:09.840 --> 00:05:13.040 We're just joking. We're just joking. It's just a joke. 00:05:13.540 --> 00:05:18.440 I see a lot of people being so amped up about ehhhhhh... 00:05:18.640 --> 00:05:21.220 His content and how bad it is and they get old. 00:05:21.220 --> 00:05:21.820 I don't know, 00:05:21.820 --> 00:05:26.060 just if you check Ali's Twitter replies, everyone is just so mad. 00:05:26.180 --> 00:05:28.020 It's just a game, who cares? 00:05:28.240 --> 00:05:31.840 if you compare Ali-A's content to so much else on YouTube, 00:05:31.900 --> 00:05:37.760 he's honestly it is like one of the least bad at least and I think he gets the most shit probably just because 00:05:37.950 --> 00:05:44.900 he's one of the biggest ones. So I feel a little bad. Just want to say, Ali you're... you're a... 00:05:45.860 --> 00:05:50.440 I can't comp- I can't compliment people. It's- it's beyond my comprehension. 00:05:50.560 --> 00:05:53.780 But some people just get so mad about the-- the whole Fortnite meme 00:05:53.960 --> 00:06:22.620 this is so sad can we hit epic games 00:06:22.640 --> 00:06:23.660 *sad sob* 00:06:23.660 --> 00:06:24.500 *sad sigh* oohhh... 00:06:24.500 --> 00:06:32.020 Thank God, we have brave people like Drift0r standing up for Fortnite clickbait. 00:06:32.020 --> 00:06:32.720 This man, 00:06:32.740 --> 00:06:34.640 absolute Saint. 00:06:34.640 --> 00:06:41.340 Finally that someone that delivers the topic of Fortnite clickbait in a serious manner cause it is very serious. 00:06:41.760 --> 00:06:44.820 I just want to watch really good Fortnite videos, 00:06:44.900 --> 00:06:46.880 but there's all just clickbait everywhere. 00:06:46.880 --> 00:06:48.580 What do I gonna do? 00:06:48.580 --> 00:06:51.500 Moving on. Let's see what Ninja has been up to. 00:06:51.500 --> 00:06:53.600 The number one Fortnite streamer. 00:06:53.760 --> 00:06:54.500 Like, 00:06:55.040 --> 00:06:56.840 do not bully people. 00:06:57.140 --> 00:06:59.480 THE FUCK YOU SAY TO ME YOU LITTLE SHIT?! 00:07:00.980 --> 00:07:01.840 *maniacal laughter* 00:07:01.980 --> 00:07:03.980 How are you--- how are you not in fucking school? 00:07:04.860 --> 00:07:06.540 You kiss your mother with that mouth?! 00:07:06.780 --> 00:07:09.760 It's called you---it's called you kiss your mother with that fucking mouth? 00:07:10.680 --> 00:07:11.180 Huh? 00:07:11.380 --> 00:07:13.500 How are you not in school? Well... 00:07:14.000 --> 00:07:15.880 It's like asking all your audience 00:07:15.880 --> 00:07:16.660 ahaha 00:07:16.660 --> 00:07:17.160 Huh? 00:07:17.980 --> 00:07:18.480 Huh? 00:07:19.840 --> 00:07:21.660 *mocking, cracking, maniac gibberish* 00:07:21.740 --> 00:07:23.320 Because the fucking youth of socie-- 00:07:23.700 --> 00:07:25.740 *hysterical laughter* YOU SON OF A 00:07:25.740 --> 00:07:27.740 You shut up when I'm talking to you! You shut your mouth! 00:07:28.280 --> 00:07:29.580 Do not make fun of anyone. 00:07:29.580 --> 00:07:32.140 *Felix laughs* 00:07:32.320 --> 00:07:35.860 You justify it by like: oh there's a bunch of people doing it it's okay, 00:07:35.860 --> 00:07:36.360 it's not okay. 00:07:36.700 --> 00:07:37.740 Fuck you kid. 00:07:39.260 --> 00:07:39.840 You're adopted. 00:07:40.580 --> 00:07:44.780 *Felix laughs* 00:07:44.780 --> 00:07:45.280 Oh 00:07:46.520 --> 00:07:47.640 *laughs again* 00:07:47.840 --> 00:07:51.680 The level of white knighting, it's almost like he's playing Skyrim. 00:07:52.160 --> 00:07:55.060 *clap* *clap* (can we get bonus meme back?) *clap* *clap* 00:07:55.220 --> 00:08:00.200 Ninja is clearly not like this anymore. I know eee- it's really unfair to uh... 00:08:00.440 --> 00:08:05.180 Edit in old footage with new, but it's also very funny. He's clearly uhh... 00:08:05.760 --> 00:08:08.720 A lot better these days. Okay. I don't wanna--- 00:08:08.720 --> 00:08:12.280 I'm just meming guys. Stop taking it so seriously, 00:08:12.280 --> 00:08:15.440 I'm sure he's laughing as well. 00:08:15.640 --> 00:08:19.400 By the way guys did you know??? Thanos is in Fortnite?! 00:08:19.740 --> 00:08:22.020 Ah! Ah! Aaah! 00:08:23.480 --> 00:08:26.580 Thanos! Is in Fortnite! Two most cancerous things that I hate the most in whole world that everyone else seems to love, 00:08:26.580 --> 00:08:31.220 The two most cancerous things that I hate the most in the whole world that everyone else seems to love, 00:08:31.280 --> 00:08:32.780 decided to combine 00:08:32.789 --> 00:08:35.560 just to spite me. Thank you. Appreciate it. 00:08:35.760 --> 00:08:37.800 Uh-oh, Thanos got arrested! 00:08:37.800 --> 00:08:41.480 I guess part two of Avengers Infinity War is cancelled now. 00:08:41.540 --> 00:08:43.620 Sorry kids, no more Thanos. 00:08:43.940 --> 00:08:47.080 Just like there's no more content from Ali-A playing Fortnite, 00:08:47.520 --> 00:08:49.320 now that he deleted Fortnite. 00:08:49.400 --> 00:08:52.380 "This made Ali-A delete Fortnite" 00:08:52.960 --> 00:08:53.460 *laugh* 00:08:54.020 --> 00:08:58.000 Is he referring himself in third person just to clickbait himself? 00:08:58.000 --> 00:08:59.820 THAT'S GENIUS!!! 00:09:04.060 --> 00:09:11.380 Nooooooooooooooooooo!!!!! 00:09:12.360 --> 00:09:14.420 Nooooo!!! 00:09:14.420 --> 00:09:18.040 Who will I spend 25 minutes watching daily? 00:09:18.560 --> 00:09:19.420 Dammit. 00:09:19.840 --> 00:09:21.320 Let's see how Summit is doing. 00:09:21.480 --> 00:09:23.013 I'm fucking dead dude. [x2] 00:09:23.013 --> 00:09:23.700 I'm fucking- yeah. 00:09:23.700 --> 00:09:24.380 there's just nothing I- 00:09:25.800 --> 00:09:26.940 *rage quit* 00:09:26.940 --> 00:09:27.820 *damn* 00:09:30.340 --> 00:09:31.420 Getting offline guys! 00:09:31.540 --> 00:09:32.740 These ehhh... 00:09:32.740 --> 00:09:34.200 *laughs* 00:09:34.200 --> 00:09:38.640 These battle royale type games really brings out the best of people doesn't it? 00:09:39.120 --> 00:09:41.260 You know, I can't relate to this whatsoever 00:09:41.260 --> 00:09:45.880 because I've never let out something embarrassing at an--- at an---*we don't talk about that Bridge in PUBG* 00:09:46.180 --> 00:09:51.360 At an intense gaming moment. That just wouldn't happen to me. Okay. I'm not some pathetic- 00:09:51.970 --> 00:09:53.970 screechy gamer that 00:09:54.129 --> 00:09:58.380 that lets video games for children control my emotions, okay? 00:09:58.380 --> 00:10:00.320 Just does not happen, okay? (THE BRIDGE THE BRIDGE THE BRIDGE) 00:10:00.620 --> 00:10:02.020 Did I mention... 00:10:02.020 --> 00:10:03.960 Thanos is in Fortnite?! 00:10:04.720 --> 00:10:05.760 *dab* *dab* 00:10:06.080 --> 00:10:06.860 YEAH!!! 00:10:08.480 --> 00:10:09.620 Oh my god! 00:10:09.960 --> 00:10:13.900 Smash like right now guys if you enjoy Thanos in Fortnite just as much as I do. 00:10:14.040 --> 00:10:16.799 You've probably seen this meme already, but it's so funny. 00:10:16.799 --> 00:10:22.769 These eh- one like equals one strip videos got so out of hand that some dude 00:10:22.769 --> 00:10:30.160 just thought hey, I can just bring my 13 year old sister in here and she can get naked for views on YouTube! 00:10:30.340 --> 00:10:32.260 Yaes, what a great idea! 00:10:32.460 --> 00:10:35.120 Basically me and my 13 year old sister are gonna be playing Fortnite 00:10:35.120 --> 00:10:38.420 and if I get a kill she has to take something off of me. 00:10:38.420 --> 00:10:39.320 One day later. 00:10:39.400 --> 00:10:43.280 *Curb Your Enthusiasm plays* I really do understand why child pornography is not allowed. 00:10:43.280 --> 00:10:45.620 But in my mind, I know it wasn't child pornography. 00:10:46.500 --> 00:10:49.660 I know it's not child porn. You know what I mean? [x2] 00:10:50.420 --> 00:10:51.960 *bee buzzing* 00:10:51.980 --> 00:10:52.840 You know what I mean? 00:10:52.840 --> 00:10:57.240 What's about a government and literally a government law saying... 00:10:57.920 --> 00:11:00.700 ...restrictions on screens and bans on... 00:11:01.120 --> 00:11:02.840 for instance Fortnite has an age limit of 12? 00:11:03.140 --> 00:11:07.200 Fortnite has just become such a problem now for parents that they-- they even propose... 00:11:07.660 --> 00:11:08.820 A government ban. 00:11:08.880 --> 00:11:10.260 What a great idea! (SUFFOLK MAPPING THINKS SO AS WELL SINCE HE HATES FORTNITE TO DEATH AND When in the Course of human events it becomes necessary for one people to dissolve the political bands which have connected them with another and to assume among the powers of the earth, the separate and equal station to which the Laws of Nature and of Nature's God entitle them, a decent respect to the opinions of mankind requires that they should declare the causes which impel them to the separation. We hold these truths to be self-evident, that all men are created equal, that they are endowed by their Creator with certain unalienable Rights, that among these are Life, Liberty and the pursuit of Happiness. — That to secure these rights, Governments are instituted among Men, deriving their just powers from the consent of the governed, — That whenever any Form of Government becomes destructive of these ends, it is the Right of the People to alter or to abolish it, and to institute new Government, laying its foundation on such principles and organizing its powers in such form, as to them shall seem most likely to effect their Safety and Happiness. Prudence, indeed, will dictate that Governments long established should not be changed for light and transient causes; and accordingly all experience hath shewn that mankind are more disposed to suffer, while evils are sufferable than to right themselves by abolishing the forms to which they are accustomed. But when a long train of abuses and usurpations, pursuing invariably the same Object evinces a design to reduce them under absolute Despotism, it is their right, it is their duty, to throw off such Government, and to provide new Guards for their future security. — Such has been the patient sufferance of these Colonies; and such is now the necessity which constrains them to alter their former Systems of Government. The history of the present King of Great Britain is a history of repeated injuries and usurpations, all having in direct object the establishment of an absolute Tyranny over these States. To prove this, let Facts be submitted to a candid world. He has refused his Assent to Laws, the most wholesome and necessary for the public good. He has forbidden his Governors to pass Laws of immediate and pressing importance, unless suspended in their operation till his Assent should be obtained; and when so suspended, he has utterly neglected to attend to them. He has refused to pass other Laws for the accommodation of large districts of people, unless those people would relinquish the right of Representation in the Legislature, a right inestimable to them and formidable to tyrants only. He has called together legislative bodies at places unusual, uncomfortable, and distant from the depository of their Public Records, for the sole purpose of fatiguing them into compliance with his measures. He has dissolved Representative Houses repeatedly, for opposing with manly firmness his invasions on the rights of the people. He has refused for a long time, after such dissolutions, to cause others to be elected, whereby the Legislative Powers, incapable of Annihilation, have returned to the People at large for their exercise; the State remaining in the mean time exposed to all the dangers of invasion from without, and convulsions within. He has endeavoured to prevent the population of these States; for that purpose obstructing the Laws for Naturalization of Foreigners; refusing to pass others to encourage their migrations hither, and raising the conditions of new Appropriations of Lands. He has obstructed the Administration of Justice by refusing his Assent to Laws for establishing Judiciary Powers. He has made Judges dependent on his Will alone for the tenure of their offices, and the amount and payment of their salaries. He has erected a multitude of New Offices, and sent hither swarms of Officers to harass our people and eat out their substance. He has kept among us, in times of peace, Standing Armies without the Consent of our legislatures. He has affected to render the Military independent of and superior to the Civil Power. He has combined with others to subject us to a jurisdiction foreign to our constitution, and unacknowledged by our laws; giving his Assent to their Acts of pretended Legislation: For quartering large bodies of armed troops among us: For protecting them, by a mock Trial from punishment for any Murders which they should commit on the Inhabitants of these States: For cutting off our Trade with all parts of the world: For imposing Taxes on us without our Consent: For depriving us in many cases, of the benefit of Trial by Jury: For transporting us beyond Seas to be tried for pretended offences: For abolishing the free System of English Laws in a neighbouring Province, establishing therein an Arbitrary government, and enlarging its Boundaries so as to render it at once an example and fit instrument for introducing the same absolute rule into these Colonies For taking away our Charters, abolishing our most valuable Laws and altering fundamentally the Forms of our Governments: For suspending our own Legislatures, and declaring themselves invested with power to legislate for us in all cases whatsoever. He has abdicated Government here, by declaring us out of his Protection and waging War against us. He has plundered our seas, ravaged our coasts, burnt our towns, and destroyed the lives of our people. He is at this time transporting large Armies of foreign Mercenaries to compleat the works of death, desolation, and tyranny, already begun with circumstances of Cruelty & Perfidy scarcely paralleled in the most barbarous ages, and totally unworthy the Head of a civilized nation. He has constrained our fellow Citizens taken Captive on the high Seas to bear Arms against their Country, to become the executioners of their friends and Brethren, or to fall themselves by their Hands. He has excited domestic insurrections amongst us, and has endeavoured to bring on the inhabitants of our frontiers, the merciless Indian Savages whose known rule of warfare, is an undistinguished destruction of all ages, sexes and conditions. In every stage of these Oppressions We have Petitioned for Redress in the most humble terms: Our repeated Petitions have been answered only by repeated injury. A Prince, whose character is thus marked by every act which may define a Tyrant, is unfit to be the ruler of a free people. Nor have We been wanting in attentions to our British brethren. We have warned them from time to time of attempts by their legislature to extend an unwarrantable jurisdiction over us. We have reminded them of the circumstances of our emigration and settlement here. We have appealed to their native justice and magnanimity, and we have conjured them by the ties of our common kindred to disavow these usurpations, which would inevitably interrupt our connections and correspondence. They too have been deaf to the voice of justice and of consanguinity. We must, therefore, acquiesce in the necessity, which denounces our Separation, and hold them, as we hold the rest of mankind, Enemies in War, in Peace Friends. We, therefore, the Representatives of the united States of America, in General Congress, Assembled, appealing to the Supreme Judge of the world for the rectitude of our intentions, do, in the Name, and by Authority of the good People of these Colonies, solemnly publish and declare, That these united Colonies are, and of Right ought to be Free and Independent States, that they are Absolved from all Allegiance to the British Crown, and that all political connection between them and the State of Great Britain, is and ought to be totally dissolved; and that as Free and Independent States, they have full Power to levy War, conclude Peace, contract Alliances, establish Commerce, and to do all other Acts and Things which Independent States may of right do. — And for the support of this Declaration, with a firm reliance on the protection of Divine Providence, we mutually pledge to each other our Lives, our Fortunes, and our sacred Honor. New Hampshire: Josiah Bartlett, William Whipple, Matthew Thornton Massachusetts: John Hancock, Samuel Adams, John Adams, Robert Treat Paine, Elbridge Gerry Rhode Island: Stephen Hopkins, William Ellery Connecticut: Roger Sherman, Samuel Huntington, William Williams, Oliver Wolcott New York: William Floyd, Philip Livingston, Francis Lewis, Lewis Morris New Jersey: Richard Stockton, John Witherspoon, Francis Hopkinson, John Hart, Abraham Clark Pennsylvania: Robert Morris, Benjamin Rush, Benjamin Franklin, John Morton, George Clymer, James Smith, George Taylor, James Wilson, George Ross Delaware: Caesar Rodney, George Read, Thomas McKean Maryland: Samuel Chase, William Paca, Thomas Stone, Charles Carroll of Carrollton Virginia: George Wythe, Richard Henry Lee, Thomas Jefferson, Benjamin Harrison, Thomas Nelson, Jr., Francis Lightfoot Lee, Carter Braxton North Carolina: William Hooper, Joseph Hewes, John Penn South Carolina: Edward Rutledge, Thomas Heyward, Jr., Thomas Lynch, Jr., Arthur Middleton Georgia: Button Gwinnett, Lyman Hall, George Walton 00:11:10.260 --> 00:11:11.420 Thanks Fortnite. 00:11:11.580 --> 00:11:13.080 I'm not a pedophile 00:11:13.120 --> 00:11:15.360 Uh- that's really, really weird. 00:11:15.440 --> 00:11:20.740 And there you have it. That is the absolute state of YouTube Gaming. Of Fortnite. 00:11:20.740 --> 00:11:21.780 Thank you Fortnite. 00:11:22.240 --> 00:11:26.340 If you guys wanna find out about an even better game than Fortnite: 00:11:26.700 --> 00:11:29.840 Check out A$$, coming out May 15th! 00:11:29.920 --> 00:11:31.360 Hooray! 00:11:35.320 --> 00:11:53.360 *sick outro*