WEBVTT Kind: captions Language: en 00:00:00.000 --> 00:00:04.000 *best windows ever invented* 00:00:04.340 --> 00:00:05.700 Hey how is going bros 00:00:05.700 --> 00:00:06.200 My name is PewDiePieeee 00:00:06.580 --> 00:00:09.580 today we're gonna play my favourite anime of all time (DRAGONBALLZ) 00:00:10.180 --> 00:00:10.800 Tokyo Ghoul *oh* 00:00:11.100 --> 00:00:13.020 *Silence* 00:00:13.020 --> 00:00:13.520 00:00:13.520 --> 00:00:14.820 i'm a real fan 00:00:14.960 --> 00:00:16.980 that's why I have the attire 00:00:17.040 --> 00:00:17.540 so 00:00:17.540 --> 00:00:19.140 we're gonna play multiplayer 00:00:19.140 --> 00:00:19.400 I will of coarse be my waifu 00:00:19.400 --> 00:00:20.420 i will of course be my bae... my one and only.. Levi (Cheating On Marzia Hey Poods) 00:00:20.420 --> 00:00:20.920 my one and only senpai levii 00:00:21.440 --> 00:00:23.040 pewds kisses the screen 00:00:23.040 --> 00:00:23.800 pewds confesses awkward love for hentai character 00:00:23.800 --> 00:00:25.220 Oh how I love you <3 00:00:25.920 --> 00:00:27.180 *japanese* (I'm pretty sure?) 00:00:27.360 --> 00:00:28.320 *more japanese* 00:00:28.380 --> 00:00:28.560 keep talking dirty to me levi! 00:00:28.560 --> 00:00:30.080 pewds making unfunny joke 00:00:30.080 --> 00:00:31.020 pewds confusedly navigating the menus 00:00:31.020 --> 00:00:32.800 I've never played online before, this should be.... 00:00:33.280 --> 00:00:33.720 pewds attempts to make joke which falls flat 00:00:33.720 --> 00:00:34.680 should be good 00:00:34.680 --> 00:00:36.240 a lot of... a lot of players playing this game right now 00:00:36.240 --> 00:00:37.520 pewds sees neckbeards like himself and gets ready to click in 00:00:37.520 --> 00:00:38.060 a lot of 00:00:38.740 --> 00:00:40.100 a lot of anime fans 00:00:40.100 --> 00:00:40.160 how about this one?? 00:00:40.160 --> 00:00:41.560 pewds clicks in awkward loading screen 00:00:41.560 --> 00:00:41.600 *people talking in the backround I think we are being attacked* 00:00:41.600 --> 00:00:43.640 pewds after seeing 2 girls one cup 00:00:43.640 --> 00:00:45.840 pewds brain trying to process human contact 00:00:45.840 --> 00:00:46.240 pewds talking to randoms 00:00:46.240 --> 00:00:47.700 do you guys like anime? 00:00:47.800 --> 00:00:49.320 *weird computer echo thingy* 00:00:49.320 --> 00:00:50.040 pewds attempting the whole human contact thing 00:00:50.040 --> 00:00:51.480 i love anime, it's my favourite <3 00:00:51.480 --> 00:00:52.280 pewds making another stupid joke 00:00:52.280 --> 00:00:53.880 have you guys seen Naruto?? (nope) 00:00:53.880 --> 00:00:55.240 awkward transition 00:00:55.240 --> 00:00:55.680 pewds attempting to expand on unfunny joke 00:00:55.680 --> 00:00:57.280 i - i can hear that you hear me 00:00:57.280 --> 00:00:58.340 why are you ignoring me? (T^T) 00:00:58.380 --> 00:00:59.260 helLOO? 00:01:00.480 --> 00:01:01.680 fellow anime fans 00:01:01.680 --> 00:01:03.260 why are you ignoring me?? (>_<) 00:01:03.500 --> 00:01:04.920 Hey! onLY I CAN BE LEVI! 00:01:05.340 --> 00:01:06.020 fakers 00:01:08.060 --> 00:01:09.340 Bro calm down dude 00:01:09.840 --> 00:01:10.720 you calm down 00:01:10.800 --> 00:01:11.300 okay? 00:01:11.580 --> 00:01:13.140 don't talk to me like dat 00:01:13.420 --> 00:01:15.100 you don't fudging know me 00:01:15.420 --> 00:01:15.920 ??? 00:01:17.280 --> 00:01:18.480 aw shit it crashed 00:01:18.480 --> 00:01:18.980 with 00:01:19.220 --> 00:01:20.440 no mans sky out performing 00:01:20.460 --> 00:01:24.520 everyones expectations, this-this game is really not letting down 00:01:24.660 --> 00:01:26.660 hi fellow anime friend (^-^)/ 00:01:27.880 --> 00:01:28.700 shit 00:01:28.760 --> 00:01:30.060 what am i doing wrong here? 00:01:30.360 --> 00:01:32.220 welcome, welcome anime friends 00:01:32.480 --> 00:01:33.240 please press "X" 00:01:33.240 --> 00:01:34.560 so we can play together 00:01:37.640 --> 00:01:38.140 great 00:01:38.140 --> 00:01:38.740 let's go! 00:01:38.740 --> 00:01:39.460 and attack 00:01:39.500 --> 00:01:40.300 some titans 00:01:40.520 --> 00:01:43.060 O-O-OOOOK-A-A-A-AAY 00:01:43.060 --> 00:01:46.320 i have to warn you guys, i have at least 200 hours of experiance 00:01:46.400 --> 00:01:47.360 try to keep up! 00:01:47.360 --> 00:01:50.400 "-weirdest place something something" 00:01:50.580 --> 00:01:51.080 sorry 00:01:51.080 --> 00:01:52.040 i didn't catch that 00:01:52.040 --> 00:01:53.060 you were talking to slow 00:01:53.800 --> 00:01:54.300 (did he say egg???) 00:01:56.380 --> 00:01:58.540 FUCK SAKE it crashes aLL THE TIME 00:01:58.540 --> 00:02:00.580 let's switch to single playeruuu 00:02:00.580 --> 00:02:02.760 so if you're not familiar with tokyo ghoul 00:02:02.780 --> 00:02:03.920 it's basically 00:02:04.100 --> 00:02:06.080 a bunch of barbie dolls came together 00:02:06.820 --> 00:02:08.960 and decided to akka- attack mankind 00:02:09.280 --> 00:02:10.500 OOOH SHIT 00:02:12.020 --> 00:02:13.620 I'm gonna have to censor this video now 00:02:13.800 --> 00:02:14.320 great 00:02:15.520 --> 00:02:17.040 is he just gonna look at me?? 00:02:17.040 --> 00:02:18.280 alright let's take out his legs 00:02:19.000 --> 00:02:21.240 i SWEAR I've seen a porno like this 00:02:21.280 --> 00:02:21.800 OOH 00:02:21.800 --> 00:02:22.380 MYY 00:02:22.380 --> 00:02:23.000 GAWWD 00:02:23.260 --> 00:02:23.820 *poods laughter* A.K.A *a dead pig* 00:02:24.840 --> 00:02:26.900 is he just gonna stay like that!? 00:02:26.900 --> 00:02:27.400 he's like 00:02:27.400 --> 00:02:28.300 "well just come on 00:02:28.300 --> 00:02:29.020 just fuck me" 00:02:29.480 --> 00:02:31.240 what the fUCK IS HE DOING?? 00:02:31.500 --> 00:02:33.240 This game is absolutely FLAWLESS 00:02:33.420 --> 00:02:35.680 is this some weird titan techno dance?? 00:02:35.680 --> 00:02:37.020 *epic dance mlg noscope drug music* 00:02:37.020 --> 00:02:37.520 *dances out of the room* 00:02:38.280 --> 00:02:40.240 listen, this isn't how gravity works!! 00:02:40.600 --> 00:02:41.100 okay? 00:02:41.440 --> 00:02:42.360 don't worry about it 00:02:43.380 --> 00:02:46.020 I gotta say the combat is pretty awesome tho 00:02:46.020 --> 00:02:47.060 i-i'm not gonna lie 00:02:47.540 --> 00:02:48.740 look at that shit! 00:02:48.980 --> 00:02:50.540 went RIGHT through his penis 00:02:50.720 --> 00:02:51.220 NOW 00:02:51.220 --> 00:02:52.680 the question that we're all wondering... 00:02:53.180 --> 00:02:54.380 where is potato girl? (yeah where is she!?) 00:02:54.660 --> 00:02:55.800 My favourite character (same!) 00:02:59.080 --> 00:02:59.660 *eats potato* 00:03:00.120 --> 00:03:02.420 ... 00:03:02.720 --> 00:03:06.140 *eating intensifies* 00:03:06.140 --> 00:03:06.900 POTATO Girl 00:03:06.900 --> 00:03:07.940 you were right there! 00:03:12.960 --> 00:03:14.080 is this sexual?? 00:03:15.060 --> 00:03:17.060 you can buy a fucking duster!? 00:03:17.060 --> 00:03:18.140 all my effort now 00:03:18.140 --> 00:03:18.640 in life 00:03:18.640 --> 00:03:19.980 is to get that duster 00:03:20.960 --> 00:03:22.340 oh my gOD 00:03:22.660 --> 00:03:24.360 this guy looks like he had a face lift (i think) 00:03:25.140 --> 00:03:26.580 about 500 times 00:03:26.680 --> 00:03:31.060 It seems like the game follows the anime very... very carefully 00:03:31.060 --> 00:03:32.060 it's really cool actually 00:03:32.340 --> 00:03:33.700 I always hated that guys haircut *at least its not as bad as yours* 00:03:33.700 --> 00:03:34.840 it's so fucking annoying 00:03:34.840 --> 00:03:36.260 I feel like I'm spooderman 00:03:36.340 --> 00:03:37.940 instead of shooting web 00:03:38.340 --> 00:03:39.240 i thrust 00:03:42.880 --> 00:03:45.120 Eren is so fucking over-dramatic 00:03:45.280 --> 00:03:46.880 wow, this game is so good 00:03:46.960 --> 00:03:47.900 OH MY GAWD 00:03:48.840 --> 00:03:50.920 He destroyed my salad stand..? 00:03:51.300 --> 00:03:53.160 oh yeah you're fucked you're gone 00:03:53.680 --> 00:03:56.740 don't ever fucking touch my salad again you piece of fucking shit 00:03:57.020 --> 00:03:57.520 OOh 00:03:57.520 --> 00:03:58.500 aww he got the apples 00:03:59.220 --> 00:04:00.840 now you've really done it titans 00:04:00.840 --> 00:04:02.600 *FABULOUSSSSS* 00:04:02.600 --> 00:04:03.960 now that's a sexy one 00:04:04.740 --> 00:04:06.260 that guy- WHAT THE FUCK 00:04:06.520 --> 00:04:07.720 *lauging pig on helium* 00:04:08.200 --> 00:04:09.260 wow what a great threat 00:04:10.220 --> 00:04:11.520 *more laughter* 00:04:11.520 --> 00:04:14.360 if you look too carefully, the game is so bad 00:04:21.140 --> 00:04:23.140 i mean, there's no way that's gonna get repetitive. 00:04:23.140 --> 00:04:24.720 wtf am i looking at? 00:04:26.420 --> 00:04:27.800 What the fuUuUck 00:04:28.360 --> 00:04:30.040 wait, wait, wait, my friend died 00:04:30.880 --> 00:04:31.380 thank you 00:04:31.540 --> 00:04:33.140 all i want, is the duster 00:04:33.140 --> 00:04:35.200 that's all we're doing here 00:04:35.200 --> 00:04:37.100 give me the duster, give me the fucking duster 00:04:37.240 --> 00:04:37.780 where's the duster? 00:04:37.780 --> 00:04:38.620 gimme the duster 00:04:39.480 --> 00:04:40.380 oooOH MY GOD 00:04:40.860 --> 00:04:42.040 this guy is literally me 00:04:42.520 --> 00:04:43.500 the haircuts 00:04:43.760 --> 00:04:44.640 in this anime 00:04:44.640 --> 00:04:45.640 it's just the best 00:04:45.980 --> 00:04:47.240 see i could even do the voice acting 00:04:47.240 --> 00:04:48.100 look at this 00:04:49.340 --> 00:04:53.520 (perfect imitation) 00:04:53.520 --> 00:04:55.460 why are some of them so skinny? 00:04:55.520 --> 00:04:56.720 i need to know their diets 00:04:57.320 --> 00:05:00.200 yes, heh, actually, nevermind 00:05:00.200 --> 00:05:02.040 i don't need to know their diet *pooods laughter* 00:05:02.480 --> 00:05:03.220 OOH 00:05:03.500 --> 00:05:04.680 *hysterical laughter* 00:05:05.120 --> 00:05:05.840 THUMBNAIL 00:05:06.180 --> 00:05:06.940 I FOUND IT 00:05:07.140 --> 00:05:07.300 hommi 00:05:07.300 --> 00:05:08.420 look at that shit 00:05:08.920 --> 00:05:09.140 come on then 00:05:09.140 --> 00:05:10.240 00:05:10.240 --> 00:05:11.720 put it fucking in then 00:05:11.780 --> 00:05:12.320 damn 00:05:12.320 --> 00:05:15.000 the ga- the fucking flying around thing is really cool 00:05:15.420 --> 00:05:16.060 alright? 00:05:16.060 --> 00:05:18.440 you can't- ah... uuh... 00:05:19.160 --> 00:05:19.660 uh 00:05:20.560 --> 00:05:21.060 uh 00:05:21.340 --> 00:05:23.100 it-it's-it's real cool 00:05:23.120 --> 00:05:25.760 I can't help but being a little turned on by this game 00:05:26.320 --> 00:05:27.360 i don't know why 00:05:28.520 --> 00:05:29.800 OH MY GOD he broke my house (rude) 00:05:30.920 --> 00:05:33.140 mikasa, more like sukasa..? 00:05:34.220 --> 00:05:34.940 am i right? 00:05:37.200 --> 00:05:38.960 now what the fuck is that one doing? 00:05:39.440 --> 00:05:40.120 the thing 00:05:40.640 --> 00:05:42.360 that threatens our existence 00:05:43.780 --> 00:05:45.860 despite its wonkiness though, I gotta say 00:05:45.860 --> 00:05:48.100 it's really cool to be part of 00:05:48.100 --> 00:05:48.800 the anime 00:05:49.060 --> 00:05:51.240 "hey, how y'a doing now buddy" 00:05:51.240 --> 00:05:52.420 "you mind if we come iiiin?" 00:05:54.940 --> 00:05:56.060 "-and fist you?" 00:05:56.060 --> 00:05:58.160 *poods laughter* 00:06:00.320 --> 00:06:01.760 "I LOVE FISTING!!!" 00:06:01.760 --> 00:06:03.800 i should be with the writer of this show 00:06:03.800 --> 00:06:04.800 thank you very much 00:06:04.800 --> 00:06:07.820 i wonder if this is confusing if you don't know anything about the anime 00:06:08.240 --> 00:06:08.740 it's like 00:06:08.740 --> 00:06:11.100 "why are all the naked people doing that?" 00:06:12.420 --> 00:06:14.820 actually, it doesn't make sense if you watch the anime as well... 00:06:15.440 --> 00:06:16.920 YEAHAHAAS 00:06:17.640 --> 00:06:18.300 OOooOoOOH 00:06:18.780 --> 00:06:19.280 YESSSS 00:06:20.340 --> 00:06:21.620 this is all i wanted 00:06:21.880 --> 00:06:23.940 *poods laughter* 00:06:25.260 --> 00:06:29.300 LOOK IT THAT ONE'S STILL- *laughter* 00:06:29.300 --> 00:06:31.220 just pretend you're a fucking wall! 00:06:31.840 --> 00:06:33.020 it'll be okay! 00:06:33.020 --> 00:06:33.920 oh look, there's me 00:06:35.120 --> 00:06:37.800 *sounds of humanity dying away* 00:06:37.800 --> 00:06:39.320 I'm telling you, they should use me! 00:06:42.640 --> 00:06:44.400 come on, gimme the dusters 00:06:44.640 --> 00:06:46.180 gimme the fucking dusters 00:06:46.560 --> 00:06:47.760 i want the dusters 00:06:47.840 --> 00:06:48.700 OOH 00:06:49.180 --> 00:06:50.680 *laughter* 00:06:51.480 --> 00:06:52.980 it's time to clean up! 00:06:53.000 --> 00:06:54.040 OH SHIT HE GOT ME 00:06:56.360 --> 00:06:58.500 what the fuck is that sound effect!!?? 00:07:00.600 --> 00:07:02.140 what the shIT IS THIS 00:07:03.000 --> 00:07:03.800 WTF 00:07:07.940 --> 00:07:09.960 That's the sound effect you went with!? 00:07:14.880 --> 00:07:15.380 i can't 00:07:15.380 --> 00:07:17.340 okay, you know what? enough 00:07:17.340 --> 00:07:18.180 returning to camp 00:07:18.180 --> 00:07:21.500 i think this game is pretty cool despite- uh- despite it's flaws 00:07:21.500 --> 00:07:24.400 if you're an Attack On Titan fan you'll definately enjoy it 00:07:24.400 --> 00:07:27.800 and if you're not, you might smnghihjlahw like 00:07:28.900 --> 00:07:30.920 that's my official review thank you very much 00:07:30.920 --> 00:07:33.100 but yeah, i like the game, i hope you enjoyed it too 00:07:33.240 --> 00:07:37.540 and if you did, leave a like, and i'll see you on another video episode 00:07:37.540 --> 00:07:39.860 love you guys SO much, SO MUCH 00:07:40.300 --> 00:07:41.080 ~~brofist~~