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What is the greatest cake?

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Harambe cake

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*opera music plays or some shit*

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That's amazing (yes it is)

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POODEPYE CAKES

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*happy violin music plays*

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Is that Anthony? (YES)

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Is that Smosh Anthony? (you mean smoosh)

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Daf...

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What are you-

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GET OFF MY CAKE SMOSH ANTHONY! (with energetic music)

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Oh my god... (so ugly)

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Why is this a thing...?

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Why-euh-Why is this a thing?

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And why did no one tell me? (because nobody likes you)

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But there's one cake...

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...to rule them all. (Harambe)

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One cake... (2)

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...to master the others. (Harambe)

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*SedMusic*

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*Kung Fu Panda musik*

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*glorious mouth M8*

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TImmy Tomato: Hello Tomato's how are you today? (in a cringy voice)

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*triggered. RIP HEADPHONE USERS*

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Hello Bros,

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Brofist

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Ya know, i never felt so straight (wat did he just say)

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He's never felt so straight...

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i've never felt so gay... (you have oooooooooooooooooooh)

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like i'm take your favorite youtuber,

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and i'm gonna turn them edible. (waaaaaaaaat 0________o)

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and you guys, this episode

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is an edible Pewdiepie (y)

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(gay voice) Brofisttttt!

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This guy's like Joey Graceffa

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*brain dead pewds*

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ate himself

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*huehuehuehuehuehuehuehuehuehuehuehuehuehuehuehuehuehuehuehuehuehuehuehuehuehuehuehuehuehue*

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*brofisting at the camera like a man... MULTIPLE TIMESSSSSS*

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*ngah*

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I can't

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*SHING IN THE MOTHAFUCKING*

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Six-s-Six years of brofist

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I'm done.

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No more brofist. [;-;]

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This guy ruined it...

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So, without further ado,

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Let's turn PewDiePie edible. (yay)

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(wierd dance)

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*naughn*

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I have never felt

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more uncomfortable

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in my life.

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What the-what the fuck was that, Ainsley?

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*naughn*

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*filthy frank intensifies*

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Let's get to the damn cake. (sexy voice)

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I trimmed off the cake to make him more even,

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then I put some frosting on it

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Then I put the other layer on top of that.

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And somehow, an asscrack (wat dafuq did he say. :0 )

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formed.

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And I loved it because it reminded me

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of my ass. ( 0______o )

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What the fuck-

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*chuckles*

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That cake reminded you of your...

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Are you saying my face *triggered*

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reminded you of your ass?! *triggered*

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That's wha-

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*sad music intensifies*

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I keep getting triggered, i just keep getting triggered. (like Ethan from H3H3)

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You can't watch anything,

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Not even a cake video anymore.

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So first i filled in the crack,

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*Giggles* Goodbye asscrack.

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*Cringe*

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And then i added in like a nose,

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and a forehead,

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And all the basic structures of the human anatomy. (wat)

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Besides the private parts (lol)

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and shit like that.

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Everything on a face,

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unless if your face has a dick on it. (dafuq)

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Thanks for not putting a dick on my face, i appreciate that.

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Thank you very much.

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Put that right onto the cake form that i made,

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*Surprised* And then, it looks like a head!

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Like look at that,

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like it's forming into a creepy doll head. (wat)

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*Pewds cringe 2.0*

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*Cr33py D0ll Music*

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His name is Felix Arvid Ulf Kjellburglebergbert (10/10 - ign

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That was really good,

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That was a very impressive,

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It's almost like my own dad said it.

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What the fuck is this cake?

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*Music plays in background* Oh my gooooooood

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*creepy singer singing. very creeepy*

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*Pewds Cringe 3.0*

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Ok *giggles*

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So my edible PewDiePie is finished,

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It turned out kinda terrifying. (it did)

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*Girly Laughter*

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KINDA TERRIFYING!?

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Nevermind Ok?

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That is a great looking cake *lies*

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You know what,

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That is a really good looking cake *Still lying*

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I don't know what to think,

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I don't want to offend...

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*Girly Giggle*

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No i'm not offended.

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*Pewds thinking

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Why would you think that?

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I would be of-

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Uh.

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It's an accurate cake,

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I don't think anyone can argue with that.

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That's an accurate depiction of me as a cake.

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Ok?

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ahh yass

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Filthy Frank *YeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeS*

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Ahh yass, (Oh he went for it, great)

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Oh for fuck sake,

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That is disgusting. (Hey Bros)

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I'm just gonna take-

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*Phbbt*  (off the most slice)

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for me so,

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*with food in his mouth* You know, Pewdiepie has all these subscribers,

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because he's hilarious and funny

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But i also think, that it's cause he's

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DELICIOUS!!!!!11!!!!!!1

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I'm delicious!

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Did you hear that Ainsley!? (no)

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*Satan's Bass Drop*

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We need to..

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retrieve this technology.

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We can harvest it,

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use it

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for the greater good,

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of mankind

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I will bake this cake.

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And this cake...

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will take over my channel..

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*determined staring*

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Let's do it..

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*Epic Music*

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Look at me,

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I got the costume and everything

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That's funny right?

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Now i bake these cakes myself

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I made 2 of them,

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These are gonna be at the base.

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PFFT

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Take that out,,

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(unsatisfied) Oh

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Oh that's good.

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He scraped off the face right?

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I think he did this-

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*Epic Rap of all time*

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i'm just gonna assume this is my face.

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It might be a delicious cake, you know?

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You never know if it's gonna-

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Micheal you want a bite?

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MIcheal: No

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No? Fucking hell

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(Triggered) It's not done yet.

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Then, he made the face right?

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But he mixed it with like...

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He took a little bit of this,

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and he mixed it in with like this.

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This is my first du du D.Y.I?

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*Pewds brainstorming in progress*

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D.I.Y?

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And i really hope it will go well.

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Is that big enough for you or do you want bigger?

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Is that not like big enough?

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You know i'm self conscious about my nose,

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Yea it's big ok?

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Yeah (your noes attract all the ladies..)

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Is that better for you?

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No

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Alright.

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It's not that big.

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How's that for a start?

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Alright this is gonna be my skin

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Now you wanna grab your STICK!

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*Raises hands* I surrender, your nose is too powerful!

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Alright *Swedish words*

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I don't know any like.. English Dictionary

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We, we, (Pewdie stuttering)

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Just shut up

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Ugh,

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It's weird.

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This is gonna be my face.

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Is it gay to eat yourself? (No)

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*Chuckles*

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*Is it gay to eat yourself* Pewdie 2016

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i'm not saying it's wrong...

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ok?

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I didn't say it was wrong

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I just said "is it gay?"

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Why don't you have fucking flour?

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I'm serious.

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Micheal: I'm never baking.

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Everyone has flour,

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You use it in pancakes.

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Micheal: I don't make pancakes :(

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You don't make pancakes?

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Don't touch it. what is the matter with you

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This is not how you do it?

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*music stops as pewds slaps the bag on the counter

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You think this is ok?

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Ok, well i think we have something going here.

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Ooh feels good to- it feels like touching a face.

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*Pewdie touching a face*

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Ooh i imagine this is how blind people do it.

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You know what i mean?

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I'm a little aroused..

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I'm a little rowdy...

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Alright now we cut this shit open.

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Oh fuck, you don't have spaghetti do you?

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You have noodles?

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Micheal: No

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Why do you no food?

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Who doesn't have spaghetti?

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Ok, fine fine we'll take this

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How do we- *sighs*

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Looks pretty good

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What do you think, does this-

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My hair is.. *Giggles*

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Why you- why

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Why are you laughing?

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Like, i saw his cake and i thought:

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"Hey,  there's- there's no way

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I can make an uglier cake than his cake."

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But i thi- oh wow

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Ok.

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Alright.

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Definitely good idea to put those there.

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Are they- i'm starting to think,

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I feel pretty confident like

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I don't even have a cooking channel,

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and i can do it better,

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than the pros.   *stares at the pros through the camera*

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Alright, this is for the beard

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*Slams Stick and breaks pasta like a boss*

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Oh Shit.

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Shit.

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*Proceeds to break more pasta with the stick*

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I need-

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*Continues to slam stick on the pasta*

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This is cause you didn't have noodles.

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Now this is the beard

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Hey

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That's pretty good.

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*loud plastic sound*

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That's pretty fucking good.

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ANNNNNNNNNNNND this is finshed?

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It's finished.

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Uhhhhh it's a very good cake.

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*Epic Music Pops in as Felix makes the perfect cake*

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Somtimes...

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You do really- you really go higher than your expectations

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and this is defenitly not one of those times.

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*Music continues*

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Micheal, you're licking your lips *laughs*

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I know can't wait to put your-

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*Laughs more*

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What do you want? What area do you want of this baby?

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Micheal: I like this

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You want that?

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You want this part?

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Ooh 2x

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*Disguested*

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Oh that's good- AUGHH

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There you go, Micheal are you en- yeah?

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It matches your shirt.

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*Micheal giggles*

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Hows- hows the spaghetti?

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*Micheal laughs*

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*Too cool for school music*

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This is been cooking with PewDiePie,

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Thank you, so much for this amazing tutorial.

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Now over to you PewDiePIe.

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Alright well i hope you enjoyed that video, if you did

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Go check out...

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"TImmy Tomato" was that his name?

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"Timmy Tomato"

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Really funny dude, i'm really happy you made this video so,

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check him out if you're interested in cakes

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Guess he's making more cakes huh?

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No one can stop him (not even Ainsley)

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*Laughs*

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Uh, i'm not doing the Brofist anymore,

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Timmy Tomato, why don't you take it over

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Thank you very much

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"Timmy Tomato Brofisting us through the camera*

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Marina, get it fast, as much information, as fucking possible.

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GO!

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Marina: You should watch Cowspiracy because....

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It's a very good thing to watch, but it's very gory so i don't recommend watching it but just unders-

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Wait wait can we repeat that?

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"You should watch Cowspiracy because it's a very good thing to watch, but it's very gory so i don't recommend watching it"

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*Clap 5x*

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Damn that's good.