What is the greatest cake?
Harambe cake
*opera music plays or some shit*
That's amazing (yes it is)
POODEPYE CAKES
*happy violin music plays*
Is that Anthony? (YES)
Is that Smosh Anthony? (you mean smoosh)
Daf...
What are you-
GET OFF MY CAKE SMOSH ANTHONY! (with energetic music)
Oh my god... (so ugly)
Why is this a thing...?
Why-euh-Why is this a thing?
And why did no one tell me? (because nobody likes you)
But there's one cake...
...to rule them all. (Harambe)
One cake... (2)
...to master the others. (Harambe)
*SedMusic*
*Kung Fu Panda musik*
*glorious mouth M8*
TImmy Tomato: Hello Tomato's how are you today? (in a cringy voice)
*triggered. RIP HEADPHONE USERS*
Hello Bros,
Brofist
Ya know, i never felt so straight (wat did he just say)
He's never felt so straight...
i've never felt so gay... (you have oooooooooooooooooooh)
like i'm take your favorite youtuber,
and i'm gonna turn them edible. (waaaaaaaaat 0________o)
and you guys, this episode
is an edible Pewdiepie (y)
(gay voice) Brofisttttt!
This guy's like Joey Graceffa
*brain dead pewds*
ate himself
*huehuehuehuehuehuehuehuehuehuehuehuehuehuehuehuehuehuehuehuehuehuehuehuehuehuehuehuehuehue*
*brofisting at the camera like a man... MULTIPLE TIMESSSSSS*
*ngah*
I can't
*SHING IN THE MOTHAFUCKING*
Six-s-Six years of brofist
I'm done.
No more brofist. [;-;]
This guy ruined it...
So, without further ado,
Let's turn PewDiePie edible. (yay)
(wierd dance)
*naughn*
I have never felt
more uncomfortable
in my life.
What the-what the fuck was that, Ainsley?
*naughn*
*filthy frank intensifies*
Let's get to the damn cake. (sexy voice)
I trimmed off the cake to make him more even,
then I put some frosting on it
Then I put the other layer on top of that.
And somehow, an asscrack (wat dafuq did he say. :0 )
formed.
And I loved it because it reminded me
of my ass. ( 0______o )
What the fuck-
*chuckles*
That cake reminded you of your...
Are you saying my face *triggered*
reminded you of your ass?! *triggered*
That's wha-
*sad music intensifies*
I keep getting triggered, i just keep getting triggered. (like Ethan from H3H3)
You can't watch anything,
Not even a cake video anymore.
So first i filled in the crack,
*Giggles* Goodbye asscrack.
*Cringe*
And then i added in like a nose,
and a forehead,
And all the basic structures of the human anatomy. (wat)
Besides the private parts (lol)
and shit like that.
Everything on a face,
unless if your face has a dick on it. (dafuq)
Thanks for not putting a dick on my face, i appreciate that.
Thank you very much.
Put that right onto the cake form that i made,
*Surprised* And then, it looks like a head!
Like look at that,
like it's forming into a creepy doll head. (wat)
*Pewds cringe 2.0*
*Cr33py D0ll Music*
His name is Felix Arvid Ulf Kjellburglebergbert (10/10 - ign
That was really good,
That was a very impressive,
It's almost like my own dad said it.
What the fuck is this cake?
*Music plays in background* Oh my gooooooood
*creepy singer singing. very creeepy*
*Pewds Cringe 3.0*
Ok *giggles*
So my edible PewDiePie is finished,
It turned out kinda terrifying. (it did)
*Girly Laughter*
KINDA TERRIFYING!?
Nevermind Ok?
That is a great looking cake *lies*
You know what,
That is a really good looking cake *Still lying*
I don't know what to think,
I don't want to offend...
*Girly Giggle*
No i'm not offended.
*Pewds thinking
Why would you think that?
I would be of-
Uh.
It's an accurate cake,
I don't think anyone can argue with that.
That's an accurate depiction of me as a cake.
Ok?
ahh yass
Filthy Frank *YeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeS*
Ahh yass, (Oh he went for it, great)
Oh for fuck sake,
That is disgusting. (Hey Bros)
I'm just gonna take-
*Phbbt* (off the most slice)
for me so,
*with food in his mouth* You know, Pewdiepie has all these subscribers,
because he's hilarious and funny
But i also think, that it's cause he's
DELICIOUS!!!!!11!!!!!!1
I'm delicious!
Did you hear that Ainsley!? (no)
*Satan's Bass Drop*
We need to..
retrieve this technology.
We can harvest it,
use it
for the greater good,
of mankind
I will bake this cake.
And this cake...
will take over my channel..
*determined staring*
Let's do it..
*Epic Music*
Look at me,
I got the costume and everything
That's funny right?
Now i bake these cakes myself
I made 2 of them,
These are gonna be at the base.
PFFT
Take that out,,
(unsatisfied) Oh
Oh that's good.
He scraped off the face right?
I think he did this-
*Epic Rap of all time*
i'm just gonna assume this is my face.
It might be a delicious cake, you know?
You never know if it's gonna-
Micheal you want a bite?
MIcheal: No
No? Fucking hell
(Triggered) It's not done yet.
Then, he made the face right?
But he mixed it with like...
He took a little bit of this,
and he mixed it in with like this.
This is my first du du D.Y.I?
*Pewds brainstorming in progress*
D.I.Y?
And i really hope it will go well.
Is that big enough for you or do you want bigger?
Is that not like big enough?
You know i'm self conscious about my nose,
Yea it's big ok?
Yeah (your noes attract all the ladies..)
Is that better for you?
No
Alright.
It's not that big.
How's that for a start?
Alright this is gonna be my skin
Now you wanna grab your STICK!
*Raises hands* I surrender, your nose is too powerful!
Alright *Swedish words*
I don't know any like.. English Dictionary
We, we, (Pewdie stuttering)
Just shut up
Ugh,
It's weird.
This is gonna be my face.
Is it gay to eat yourself? (No)
*Chuckles*
*Is it gay to eat yourself* Pewdie 2016
i'm not saying it's wrong...
ok?
I didn't say it was wrong
I just said "is it gay?"
Why don't you have fucking flour?
I'm serious.
Micheal: I'm never baking.
Everyone has flour,
You use it in pancakes.
Micheal: I don't make pancakes :(
You don't make pancakes?
Don't touch it. what is the matter with you
This is not how you do it?
*music stops as pewds slaps the bag on the counter
You think this is ok?
Ok, well i think we have something going here.
Ooh feels good to- it feels like touching a face.
*Pewdie touching a face*
Ooh i imagine this is how blind people do it.
You know what i mean?
I'm a little aroused..
I'm a little rowdy...
Alright now we cut this shit open.
Oh fuck, you don't have spaghetti do you?
You have noodles?
Micheal: No
Why do you no food?
Who doesn't have spaghetti?
Ok, fine fine we'll take this
How do we- *sighs*
Looks pretty good
What do you think, does this-
My hair is.. *Giggles*
Why you- why
Why are you laughing?
Like, i saw his cake and i thought:
"Hey, there's- there's no way
I can make an uglier cake than his cake."
But i thi- oh wow
Ok.
Alright.
Definitely good idea to put those there.
Are they- i'm starting to think,
I feel pretty confident like
I don't even have a cooking channel,
and i can do it better,
than the pros. *stares at the pros through the camera*
Alright, this is for the beard
*Slams Stick and breaks pasta like a boss*
Oh Shit.
Shit.
*Proceeds to break more pasta with the stick*
I need-
*Continues to slam stick on the pasta*
This is cause you didn't have noodles.
Now this is the beard
Hey
That's pretty good.
*loud plastic sound*
That's pretty fucking good.
ANNNNNNNNNNNND this is finshed?
It's finished.
Uhhhhh it's a very good cake.
*Epic Music Pops in as Felix makes the perfect cake*
Somtimes...
You do really- you really go higher than your expectations
and this is defenitly not one of those times.
*Music continues*
Micheal, you're licking your lips *laughs*
I know can't wait to put your-
*Laughs more*
What do you want? What area do you want of this baby?
Micheal: I like this
You want that?
You want this part?
Ooh 2x
*Disguested*
Oh that's good- AUGHH
There you go, Micheal are you en- yeah?
It matches your shirt.
*Micheal giggles*
Hows- hows the spaghetti?
*Micheal laughs*
*Too cool for school music*
This is been cooking with PewDiePie,
Thank you, so much for this amazing tutorial.
Now over to you PewDiePIe.
Alright well i hope you enjoyed that video, if you did
Go check out...
"TImmy Tomato" was that his name?
"Timmy Tomato"
Really funny dude, i'm really happy you made this video so,
check him out if you're interested in cakes
Guess he's making more cakes huh?
No one can stop him (not even Ainsley)
*Laughs*
Uh, i'm not doing the Brofist anymore,
Timmy Tomato, why don't you take it over
Thank you very much
"Timmy Tomato Brofisting us through the camera*
Marina, get it fast, as much information, as fucking possible.
GO!
Marina: You should watch Cowspiracy because....
It's a very good thing to watch, but it's very gory so i don't recommend watching it but just unders-
Wait wait can we repeat that?
"You should watch Cowspiracy because it's a very good thing to watch, but it's very gory so i don't recommend watching it"
*Clap 5x*
Damn that's good.