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What is...(poods what it is it?)

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...The Greatest Cake...(harambe cake)

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*Such Beautiful Music*

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That's amazing. (not really)

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POODIPIE CAKES!!!! (harambe is better)

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Is that Anthony?(omg anthony is emo now!)

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Is that SMOSH Anthony?(all hail emo anthony!)

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da fuq

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What are you-

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GET OFF MY CAKE, EMO ANTHONY!

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OMFG

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Why is this a thing?(Cause they want to harambe)

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Why-Why is this a thing?

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And why did no one tell me? (cause we wanted to keep it a secret #HarambeLove)

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And why did no one tell me?

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But, there's one cake...(there are alot of cakes poods)

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*Some type of wind instrument*

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...To rule them all.

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One Cake

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To Master the Others

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*music from kung fu panda*

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-Hello Felix! How are you today?

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*Very, very distorted audio* *RIP EARPHONE USERS*

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Hello Bwoos!

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Bwo Fist!

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Ya'll, I've never felt so straight

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Pewds: He's never felt so straight,

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I've never felt so gay (but i thought you were gay pewds)

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Like I'ma take your favourite youtuber

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And I'm gonna turn them edible

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And you like...this episode

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Is an edible Pooduckpie

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BwooOofist

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This guy is like Joey Graceffa (did i spell that right)

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ate himself. (double the graceffa)

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*dying pig on helium*

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embarrasing bro-fists

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I can't

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*One Of KSI's Songs*

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6-6 years of Bro Fist

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I'm done.

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No more Bro Fist (awwwwwwwwwwwwww)

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This guy ruined it.(Ikr)

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-So without further ado

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-Let's turn pooduckpizza edible

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*oh shiiiit*

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I have never felt

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more uncomfortable

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in my life.

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What the-

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What the fuck was that, Ainsly?

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*werks it*

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Lets get to the damn cake

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I trimmed up the cake to make it more even

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Then I put some frosting on it

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And then I put the other layer on top of that

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And somehow

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an asscrack forms

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And I loved it because it reminded me of my ass(DAFUQ)

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WTF (same pewds)

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That cake reminded you of your-

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Are you saying my face

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reminds you of your ass?

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That's what-

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Pewds triggered much?

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I keep getting
T R I G G E R E D

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I just keep getting
T R I G G E R E D

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You can't watch anything

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Not even a cake video anymore

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So first I filled in the crack *giggle*

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Goodbye asscrack

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*CRINGE*

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And then I added in like a nose

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And a forehead

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And all the basic structures of the human anatomy

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Besides private parts ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

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And shit like that

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Everything on a face

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Unless if your face has a dick on it ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

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Thanks for not putting a dick in my face, I appreciate that.

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Thank you, very much. -your welcome pewds-

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put that right onto the cake form

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that I've made and an-

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it looks like a head!

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Like, look at that! (what else could I see?)

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Like it's forming into a creepy doll head!

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*THE CRINGE IS STRONG WITH THIS ONE*

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*sp00ky music box*

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"His name is Felix Kfaewjawnwci"

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(u tried)

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That was really good.

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That was very impressive,

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It was almost like my own dad said it.

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What the fuck is this cake?

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OMG

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*burps*

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ugh

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Okay

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So my edible pewdiepie is finished

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It turned out kinda terrifying..

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*laughs*

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KIND OF TERRIFYING?!?!

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In- nvm

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Okay

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That is a great looking cake.

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You know what,

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that is

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a really good looking cake

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I don´t know what to think

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I don´t want to offend *laughs*

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No, I'm not offended.

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Why would you think that...

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...I would be of-

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That

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is an accurate cake!

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I don't think anyone can argue with that.

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That's an accurate

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depiction of me as a cake

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Okay?

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*Moans at how amazing the cake it*

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Yaaaaasss

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*lemongrab voice* nyaaaass

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wow more thnx

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Oh he wen't for is, great

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ah, for fucks sake

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That is disgusting

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Hey bro

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Im just gonna take off the *laughs* (didn´t hear what he said) for me

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Yo, pewdiepie has alot of subscribers

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Because he's hilarious and funny

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But I also think that it's cuz

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!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!he's dELICIOUS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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I'M DELICIOUS!!!

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DID YOU HEAR THAT, ANSLEY?!?!

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*KSI's Song*

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We need to...

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...retrieve this Technology.

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We could harvest it,

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Use it

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for the Greater Good

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of Mankind

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I will bake this cake

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And this cake

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Will take over my channel

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Let's do it

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*moosic*

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Look at me, I've got the costume and everything.

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That's funny, right? (you look like Gordon Ramsay)

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Now, I bake these cakes, myself.

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I made 2 of them

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These are gonna be the base

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*RIP HEADPHONE USERS*

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Take that out

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Oh

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*mistakes were made*

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Oh that's good *giggling in the background*

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He scraped off the face right

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I think he did this

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*gansta*

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I'm just gonna assume this is my face

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Might be a delicious cake

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You know, you never know

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If its gonna --

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Michael you want a bite?

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NYEH

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No, fucking hell

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It's not done yet

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*michael giggle*

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THEN

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He made the face, right?

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But he mixed it with like -

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He took a lil bit of this

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And he mixed it in with like this

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this is my first, du-w-du- dyiii

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-whispers to himself- "doooo"..... diy.

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And I really hope it will go well

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is that big enough for you? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

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or do you want bigger? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

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Is that not like big enough?

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You know i'm self conscious about my nose

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Yeah it's big

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Okay

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Yeah

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is that better for you?

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No? Alright.

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its not that big..

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How's that for a start

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Alright this is gonna be my skin

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Now you wanna grab your stick

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*Some Metal Gear Solid soundtrack playing*

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*intense music* *pewds threatning us* *kawaii*

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*Swedish talk* (Rolling it out, ya know)

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I dont know any, like, English dictionary...

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we-we-covligngingignsdf ok?

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Just shut up

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ugh, its weird. This is gonna be my face!

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Is it gay, to eat yourself?

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*Intense music* Marzia, be concerned.

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I'm not saying its wrong.

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Okay

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*Stutter*

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I didn't say it was wrong

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I just said "is it gay"

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Why don't you have fucking flour?

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I'm serious

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You-

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EVERYONE HAS FLOUR!

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YOU USE IT IN PANCAKES!

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"I dont make pancakes"

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You dont make pancakes?!?!?! (SERIOUSLY MICHAEL?)

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dont touch it! -whispers- what if marzi-?

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This is not how you do it.

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throws that bad boy on

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You think this is okay?

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Okay..Well, I think we got something going here.

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wooo, feels good...

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feels like touching a face

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oooo (are you turned on?)

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imagine this is how blind people do iT

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You know what I mean?

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Im a little aroused..

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I'm a little rowdy

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Now we cut this shit open

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Oh fuck you dont have spaghetti, do you?

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Do you have noodles? "no" (papyrus is dissapointed)

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Wh-why do you have no food?

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Who doesnt have spaghetti??

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Ok, fine fine

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We'll take this

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how do w- ahh

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Looks pretty good

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What do you think

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Does this-

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And my hair's....

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*Giggle*

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why you- why

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why you laughin?

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I saw his cake

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And I thought

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Hey, there's no way

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I can make

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An uglier cake

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Than his cake

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But, I think... Oh wow (its still kawaii tho)

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Okay, alright

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DEFINITELY A GOOD IDEA TO PUT THOSE THERE

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I think

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I'm starting to think

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I'm feeling pretty confident

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Like I-- I don't even have a cooking channel

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And I can do it better (not really)

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Than the pros

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Alright, this is for the beard...

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Oh shit

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*smashing pasta*

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(papyrus is slowly suffering in the corner)

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*keeps smashing pasta steadly*

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This is 'cause you didnt have noodles! (you have been warned)

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Now.. this is the beard.

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Heyyyyy

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thats pretty good!

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Thats pretty fucking good.

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eeeeeemmmmmm is this uhhh finished??

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*nice accent*

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ee-uhh- its finished.

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uhhhh

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its a very good uh cake

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*more intense music*

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Sometimes,

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You do- you really go higher than your expectations, and this, is definitely  not one of those times.

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*More intense music*

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Michael, You're licking your lips. -laughs-

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I know, you cant wait to put your..

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*Giggling Pewds Kawaii*

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What do you want?

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What area do you want of this baby? (where are the fanfics?)

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You want that? You want this part?

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"ahh that looks good"

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ooo

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oooo

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oooooooooooo

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ahhh, thats gooOOOOO

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*screams quietly*

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There you go, Michael.

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Are you en- yea?

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It matches your shirt! :)

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*some dank music*

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This has been cooking, with PewDiePie

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Thank you so much for this amazing tutorial.

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Now over to you, PewDiePie!

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Alright well, I hope you enjoyed that video, if you did go check out Timmy Timato

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Was that his name?

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Timmy Timato

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Really funny dude im really happy he made this video so check him out with you are interested in cakes

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Guess he's making more cakes, huh?

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No one can stop him

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*laughs*

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Uhhh Im not doing the brofist anymore

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Timmy Timato, why dont you take it over? thank you very much!

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*Amazing brofist*

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we love you pewdiepie!(Let's start a captions Challenge!)

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