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If You're Not Familiar With This Channel

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My Name Is Pewdiepie

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I Do 100% Let's Plays With Zero Deaths

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I'm a Pro Gamer; Everyone Knows Me By That The Last Crash Bandicoot Video

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I Did Everyone Was Like

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"Oh You Have To Play The Bridge Level" "The Bridge level Is The Hardest" "The Bridge Level Felix"

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I Swear The Bridge Level Is Just Like Dark Souls. The Rest Is Now,

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The rest is now maybe more Blood Borne, but the bridge level that's Dark Souls.

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Oh well look at that,

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I have the bridge level right here,

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and I'm going to play it for you whiny sons of bitches.

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Okay

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EASY

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I legit never played this.

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So, uh, oh, it says "danger".

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That's just like Dark Souls.

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Oh wow, this is extremely difficult

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I must be

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VERY lucky so far

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to have made it this far

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in the competition.

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Now some scrubs struggle with those kind of jumps.

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I don't because I'm not-

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fu- (dies)

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Death count: 1

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Zero deaths, everyone!

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Zero Deaths Here We Try- Let's Go

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Let's do that.

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How's it's going, bro's?

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I'm just starting up this new level.

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I have not died yet.

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(sure you haven't)

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Which is-- fucking hell? Why did I? [ Rip pewds ]

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Oh they just insta break?

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What a fucking load of shit.

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I'll-- I'll insta-break your ass. That's why- okay, I get it.

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This fucking bore is back

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the bore at

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(Crash goes to heaven) PS: he died

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What the fuck was that?

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Death count: 2

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So he can run over whatever the-

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fuck. Okay okay.

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That makes sense.

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Okay, so he can run over holes of-- shit

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I didn't know I have to be a fucking pig to play this game.

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Death count: 3

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also, what the fuck? He can't die.

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Also, sorry, I didn't realize crash bandicoot was a bandicoot.

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Sorry I don't know what the fuck a bandicoot is.

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What the fuck-

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whoa whoa whoa

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What the shit?

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Easy!

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When does this level get hard, everyone?

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(Swedish swearing)

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Death count: 4

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For real- for realsies is this supposed to be hard?

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Like, I can't tell.

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Are you guys trolling me?

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Is this one of your trolls?

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Aw, you got- you got me.

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This... this isn't actually hard.

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Wow

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Oh look! A checkpoint!

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Just like Dark Souls!

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They have a ton of them.

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Fuck off, you fucking pig!

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This Pig is such a fucking asshole

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This pig is such a fucking asshole

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OOOHHHH! Pig got trapped!

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BOI!!!!

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Pig got trapped

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BOI

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Is this supposed to be hard?

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Death count: 5

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FUCK!

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ZERO DEATHS

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How many-

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Death count: 6

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FUCK YOOOOOU

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YOU PIG SON OF A BITCH!

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0

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deaths everybody

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Welcome everyone.

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#1

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Welcome. We're starting up this let's play out-

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fuck you

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Death count: 7

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game

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over

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(snickers like a psychopath)

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Man there must have been some- hey, sort of glitch in there

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System,

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what does "game over" mean?

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I

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I never heard those words before.

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It must mean the system is bugged.

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Okay, well let's-

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Here we go

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At least I know-

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Fuck you.

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At least I know I fucking can't jump on those.

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Okay

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Easy-

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Death count: 8

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(shh)okay? just(shh)

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(it never happened)

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Never died on this level.

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This is supposed to be the hardest level EVER.

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Okay, which means it's gonna be fucking easy.

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Can I at least see where I'm going? Thank you.

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Oh, you know what I don't even need to see where I'm going

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I- you know what? I don't even need to see where I'm going.

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I can play this blind!

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I'm legally blind, actually.

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I never told you, bros.

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But I'm actually blind.

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I've been playing all my games blind. That's right.

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That's how skilled I am.

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I listen to the sounds.

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And I smell-

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I smell the interior.(pure fuckry)

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And that's how I'm so good.

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The doctors told me,

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"Hey, you want some eyes?"

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I'm like,

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"Uh, do I want easy mode in life?"

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Death count: 9

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What the fuck was that fucking shit?

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Swedish: You fucking pig pussy!

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There you go, so easy

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so fucking easy

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this game is easier than tapping yo' mama's ass

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Boing(boi)

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Boing(boi)

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Boing(boi)

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Boing(boi)

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EASY

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ASA (wtf?)

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Okay, all right

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Zero Deaths

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ZE

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RO

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Motha

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flippin'

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fuckin'

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cock suckin'(Death count: 9)

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ass lickin'

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Motherfucking piece of fucking shit

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What the fuck was that?

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It's still easy though

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Legit. Just watch.

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Just watch.

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Just watch.

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Boom

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Bada bing

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Bazinga

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As I always say

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My catchphrase.

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Everyone knows it!

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It's this supposed to let is this legit like-

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WHOOOOOOAAAAA

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WHOOOOOAA

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OOOOH! Suck a bandicoot!(wtf?)

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Oh it's a slide!

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Oh, that makes it hard, right?

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Bitch What?

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Bitch What?

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When is this game?

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When is this game-

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Woah! Motherfucking- almost fucked me.

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Hey, boris, you want some of this ass?

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Aw that's too baaaaaaaad

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boooooooi

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Oh- woah- what the fu-

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Death count: 10

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Oh well, that's a little difficult.

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ZERO DEATHS

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fuck you

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ZERO D-DEATH

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(intense concentration, pewds r u ok?)

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A Lot of people don't know this, but I was actually born in this game(o really?)

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A Lot of people don't know this, but I was actually born in this game

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That's why I'm so good at it because I know the ins and outs

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That's why I'm so good at it - because I know the ins and outs. Too bad

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Too bad I never fucking die if I- if I do die, then I'm sure that would be difficult

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I never fucking die if I do die, then I'm sure that would be difficult, but as a great man once -

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But as a great man on-

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(dies)

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Well, that's clearly too far to jump

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Well that's clearly too far to jump

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WELCOME EVERYONE

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JUST STARTING UP THIS, uh,

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continuing part 2 of this let's play.

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Continuing part 2 of this let's play. We're playing the bridge level - *swedish swearing*

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We're playing the bridge level-(Death count: 11)

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fu-

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Swedish: Fucking pussy fucking dick

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R-r-r-r-rubedah
RRRRRRRRRrribedah

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R-r-r-r-rubedah

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Does anyone know what the fuck he says?

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apahudebah (?)

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Yeah, we're gonna make a good-(Death count: 12)

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Yeah, we're gonna make a-

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fucking shit

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piece of shit

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fucking cock-sucking

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Might as well just fucking kill myself.

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(Oh that's some good weed, o rlly)

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(ear rape) oOF

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Do you know what makes me so good at games? I'll tell you my secret.

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Respecting wombs

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That's right

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And dead memes

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All right?

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I-A lot of people don't know like I respected wamen before it was trendy to do so

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All these people hopping on the bandwagon now,

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uh,

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saying they respect woshmen and shit,

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but I've been respecting weomen for a very very long time. At least a couple months, okay?

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I've- Every day I wake up. I put on my clothes. I take a shower. ( this sounds wrong. )

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I-

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FUCK YOUR PIG!(Death count: 13)

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A lot of people don't realize I respect wamen so much

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that I am becoming one.

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And that's not a trans joke.

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That's- nope!

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Okay, dedidataone.

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Maybe.

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All right.

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respect

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the

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women

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boom

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done

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respect

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respecting

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still respecting

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That's right, I'm still respecting. [rESPECT OUR LORD AND SAVIOR]

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That's why I'm not- haven't died yet.

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That's right. Look at that!

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So much respect!

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Such pure

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Loving respec-

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OMG! Look at that respect I'm giving right now, bros.(sis)

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This is-

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This is giving- making me teary-eyed

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Look at that!

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Look at that- all that respect!

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Where did all that respect come from?

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"How does he have so much in him, you know?"

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That's what I-

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Can you give me a- one checkpoint here?(Death count: 14)

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(dies again)

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For fuck's sake!

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That's so much jumping.

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Are you kidding me? [ No. ]

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Why do they have to put the fucking boar there?

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Zero-

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Zero-

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Fucking shit.(Death count: 15)

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Zero deaths, everyone.

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0

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I can't even make it to the impossible fucking jump.

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(intense concentration) [ Excuse Me Sir, Do You Have a Moment to Talk About our lord and savior Jesus Christ ]

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Look how fucking far I have to go every time.
Fucking far have to go every time my name job La mouche Cacya. Now I'm getting pissed

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Fucking far have to go every time my name job La mouche Cacya. Now I'm getting pissed

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Swedish: But your fucking mothers cookie.

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Now I'm getting pissed.

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(intense concentration) b0neless pewdiepie

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All right, I don't know how to beat this fucking pig.

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(intense concentration resumed) sweats in swedish. you can literally see his sweaty forehead.

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All right, Mr. Turtle, fuck off.

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Ok

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Okay. All right.

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I get it.

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You just gotta

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(exhale)

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charge up that respect.

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charging (50% charged)

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charging (75% charged)

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charging (100% charged)

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DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

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Death count: 17

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HOW?!?!?!?!?!

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HOOOOOOOWWWW?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!??!?!?!

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ZERO

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I GOTTA DO ALL THIS SHIT AGAIN!

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JESUS!

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I mean- for the first time

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because I never died!

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(frustration)

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Swedish: You pig pussy.

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Come here.

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Bydebleh

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Fuck you fucking Oobla guy.

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You're supposed to have my fucking back.

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All right, come here you fucking-

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(leap of faith)

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(VICTORY NOISE)

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FUCK! YOU SEE THAT SHIT BOI?

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YOU SEE THAT???

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THAT'S RESPECT!!!

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That's Respect that's your fucking respect right fucking there you see that shit respect them every

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THAT'S PURE FUCKING RESPECT!

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RIGHT

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FUCKING

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THERE

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You see that shit?

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RESPECT THEM

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EVERY

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FUCKING

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DAY, SON!

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Oh fuck!

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Death count: 18

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No.....

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NO

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NO!

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NOOO!!!

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AAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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*high pitched voice* Yeah let's just add an impossible jump in the game

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another time!

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*different high pitched voice* Yeeeeeeeeaaaaaaah, that's a good idea man!

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I like your style man!

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Here over at Activision, we're fucking high all the time!

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(autistic screeching) aUTI SMO

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Death count: 19

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This fucking jump

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This Fucking jump. I Swear To Fucking God I don't fucking get it okay. Oh

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I swear to fucking God

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I don't fucking get it.

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Okay?

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OOOOHHH!!!

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HOOOOO!!!

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HOW DID I DO IT???

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HOW DID I DO IT?????

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HOW DID I DO- I DID IT!

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respect respect respect

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respect respect respect respect

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respect

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respect (respecting so hard)

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BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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respect

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respect respect respect Respect RESPECT

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FUCK YEAH!!!!

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EASY!!!!!

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ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZERO(19)FUCKING DEATHS!!!!

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(claps) FUCK YOU

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(claps) FUCK YOU

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(dab on them haters)

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I'm the-

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Well, I didn't care about the boxes

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cuz boxes are for whamen.

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WEEEELLLLLLL THANK YOU VERY MUCH!

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This perfect

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Oh look at that

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It looks like I got a perfect after all!

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WOW

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EZ GAME!

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May nay (?)

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HA HA!

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Just like Dark Souls! ;)

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That's what they share!

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They're both

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for whamen

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Thank you so much, and leave a like if you are

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feeling like you

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could

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Just do it please just- just do it