What's up!
It's your boy Super Gamer 5(actually pewds)
Welcome!
Last episode I beat the hardest level
With zero deaths! In case you are not familiar with me. My name is PewDiePie
I have never died in a video game ever
In my life, so I beat the hardest level
and you guys weren't even impressed
Apparently theres a DLC in Crash Bandicoot
of a map that was deleted from the game
because the level was too hard
boohoo, the game was too hard and its just like darksou..
SHUT UP! SHUT UP KIDS
Store me, more like bore me
Thats right, got em!
ooh it's just like the, is this the hardest level ever?(apparently)
Apparently the developer was like
Oh i didn't really know how to make the difficulty
Er, that's fine, okay
Wow this is so hard(sarcastic)
This is practically impossible(sarcastic again)
Oh my god! He's throwing toxin
This is virtually impossible
Wow!
What is there?
Incredible!
This is just like!
Oh my god! How fast do i gotta be? Jesus!
Oh my god! I gotta to time my jump now, fuck you
fuck you(x3)
Zero deaths by the way, thank you
Oh wow! that was super duper difficult(sarcastic)
You guys were right all along
Hardest level ever(smirks)
My dick
This is the hardest level ever(sarcastic)
When does this game get hard? I don't get it
I genuinely don't get it
I think you're all a bunch of crybaby pussies
who needs to suck on your mamas titties
Here we go! Crash Bandicoot
WHAT!
I WASN'T EVEN NEAR IT!
Whatever, zero deaths that does not count, obviously does not count
No you fucking twat
Really?
Why do I have to fucking redo everything if I fall down?
Fuck you! Jesus Christ!
I swear the only reason they deleted this was
because it was too easy
Az to az a, FUCK YOU!
Didn't even hit me, easy, This game
is easy
What the hell is that?
Gimme that checkpoint boi
Gimme that checkpoint boi!
What the fuck is that?
What is that thing?
I FUCK it!
There it is boi!
Easy! zero deaths
Fuck it!
Easy, Oh my god!
Hell yeah man! look at this shit, I got skills
for days, son
Fuck you bird
Don't touch me old man
I've been dodging old men from touching me all my life
Shoutout to my uncle(jk)
I'm joking, he wanted my sister
I'm joking
Come here bird
I'll give you a back massage bird!
Don't molest me man
Eh
What the fuck was that shit?
This lamp is so fucking hot, i'm so sick of this lamp
It's got nothing to do with what's happening in the game
Goddamn i'm so tired of this fucking lamp being so goddamn fucking hot
Jesus Christ!
I'm a lamp, i'm gonna be super hot, just shut up
Piece of shit, Watch me beat this level boi
Oh legit I could be playing this with my ass
I'll still beat is of course
Hell yeah! look at that shit boi
Easy game, so nerf
nerf crash too strong
This fucking platform, piece of shit
EASY!
Azabajamia(gibberish)
Thats it my man, my man, man
You want back massage man? There ya go man
I don't even wait for this here, because it's too easy(chuckles)
I don't need stairs in the game
Aw, Jesus
All right
Don't touch me old man
What did I say about old men touching me, okay
Oh a little too early
That is okay
God-fucking-dammit
It must have been a mistake somewhere
Look at this shit boi
mumbles(gibberish)
Come on man! Gimme a challenge man, FUCK YOU MAN!
I wanna know why these whiny sons of bitches be like
Oh this level is too hard, we must delete it from this game
Otherwise I would.... Fuck you! fuck you
WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT?
Come here boi, come here sons
It's not even funny okay, shut up
okay whatever
I was actually born inside this video game
Not a lotta people know about it and it's a legend about...
Look at this shit son!
FUCK OFF! mumbles(gibberish)
Look at this shit boi
Respect
FUCK YOU! WHY WOULD YOU COME WHERE I AM?
Easiest stupidest jump
mumbles(gibberish)
Respect(x7)
Jesus Christ! respect
respect
respect(x2)
WOAH! respect
mumbles(gibberish)
GET UP!
Can you fucking fuck?
Stop just stop. Here it is
Here it is(more dramatic)
Okay(x2)
Gonna look at the pattern, lemme study the pattern
Just like Darksouls, you gotta learn the moves
Okay
Flip
That was so easy because i'm so good
at games, Darksouls specifically
Oh my god!
Come out! fuck
What is this then?
The timing(x2)
FUCK OFF! Where am I? Wheres my fucking checkpoint?
Wheres my fucking checkpoint?
My name is Jeff
Wheres my fucking checkpoint(x3)
Not today, Mr.Sparkyboy
Gaaaaah!
Checkpoint, give it to me boi
Ooh
Ooh, respect the wamen
fuck
fan, fan, hen(gibberish)
Oh my god!
Fuck off man!
Jesus
Gimme a life
FUCK YOU!
Piece of fucking shit
For fucks sake!(pewds turns off camera)