[Dramatiese musiek]
Haai, Jacksepticeye
Jy dink seker ons is vriende.
Net omdat ons uithang?
Jy dink seker ons is reguit Huishonde.
Net omdat ons eenkeer mekaar n drukkie gegee het
Wel raai wat?
Ek haat my hond.
En ek haat jou ook.
Hierdie is die Jacksepticeye braai.
Maak gereed om te brand.
*attraktief*
Teef.
[Dramatiese musiek]
Jacksepticeye...
Meer soos
JakSepties... Baai
*Goeie een ou*
[musiek]
Haai Jack!
[Lag]
Toe ek jou vir die eerste keer gesien het
Het ek amper opgegooi.
Jack!
Jou gesig hare lyk soos
n jong lid van ISIS.
En moenie eers dink om te lag vir my hare nie
want jy wens jy het hierdie hare.
[Spoeg] Teef.
... Dit was so onnodig
Jou sespak
lyk soos n vagina.
so ek moet dit uit blur.
Blur daai kak!
Punt bewys.
Haai Jack!
Hierdie is hoe jou aanhangers dink jy lyk.
Maar hierdie is hoe jy werklik lyk.
Wat gerieflik is
omdat jou video's is omtrent so vervelig soos 'n duif kommersiële.
[Musiek hou skielik op] Haai - haai Jack.
Ek het
Ek het jou tweeling gevind.
[Musiek hou aan speel]
Kry dit? Want jys Iers.
Sien hierdie?
DOOSHARE
Jakseptieseoog is natuurlik n Nazi.
*Hallo Hitler*
Moenie my haat nie, ek spoeg net die waarheid.
Jack!
Jy maak dat ek my klere will uittrek.
En nie oor jy mooi is nie.
Want jy doos my af!
*Leke baard*
Hoekom kry ek nie doeke in jou winkel nie?
Ek kan net so wel bietjie PewDiePie wikkelwurms verkoop.
Sodat jou ondersteunders soos jy kan maak en my PIEL SUIG
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Hierdie is jy as n fokken Minecraft!
AL WAT JY DOEN.
IS FOKKEN SKREEU IN JOU FOKKEN VIDIOS.
DINK JY JYS SNAAKS EN KREATIEF?
Mense se eks die Trump van YouTube?
Ja wel- dan is jy die Hillary Clinton!
Die eenigste rede hoekom mense jou kak kyk
Is want jys n truinrek
EN MENSE KAN NIE WEG KYK NIE.
JYS LETTERLEK KAKKER AS RAY WILLIAM JOHNSON.
*Wag. Wtf het ek nounet gese?*
Ek- Ek is jammer dit was...
Dit was te ver.
Jackspticeye...
Meer soos
JakSeptiese... Tank.
*Beste grappe ooit*
[Kreun][PewdieHuil is regtig]
Ek braai jou heule famillie Jack,
Julles almal net n klomp aardtappels.
Dis reg teef, word gebraai.
Nou wat gaan jy daaraan doen?
Teef
Somigge mense dink dat Jak groot geword het te danke aan my.
Want ek het op hom ge skree.
Maar ek het n kak ton van- Ek het soos
ten minste dertig mense geskree.
En geen van hulle was naby so ver
en naby so suksesvol soos Jack nie.
Dis is so, want Jack is n talentvolle
snaakse
poeslike
pragtige Ierse man.
*Ag. Marta, Poods mag op jou kroek met Jack. Versigtig hoor*
Eks lief vir jou.
*Doos*
Eks bly jys my vriend.
Asseblief moet nie onsubskribeer nie.
Ek hoop julle ouens het hierdie braai geniet!
Laat weet my as julle meer soek!
Los n laaik as julle geniet het!
Sien julle dose in die volgende video.
En soos altyd...
Bly awe dose!