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[Dramatiese musiek]

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Haai, Jacksepticeye

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Jy dink seker ons is vriende.

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Net omdat ons uithang?

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Jy dink seker ons is reguit Huishonde.

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Net omdat ons eenkeer mekaar n drukkie gegee het

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Wel raai wat?

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Ek haat my hond.

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En ek haat jou ook.

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Hierdie is die Jacksepticeye braai.

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Maak gereed om te brand.

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*attraktief*

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Teef.

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[Dramatiese musiek]

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Jacksepticeye...

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Meer soos

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JakSepties... Baai

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*Goeie een ou*

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[musiek]

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Haai Jack!

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[Lag]

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Toe ek jou vir die eerste keer gesien het

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Het ek amper opgegooi.

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Jack!

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Jou gesig hare lyk soos

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n jong lid van ISIS.

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En moenie eers dink om te lag vir my hare nie

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want jy wens jy het hierdie hare.

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[Spoeg] Teef.

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... Dit was so onnodig

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Jou sespak

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lyk soos n vagina.

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so ek moet dit uit blur.

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Blur daai kak!

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Punt bewys.

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Haai Jack!

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Hierdie is hoe jou aanhangers dink jy lyk.

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Maar hierdie is hoe jy werklik lyk.

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Wat gerieflik is

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omdat jou video's is omtrent so vervelig soos 'n duif kommersiële.

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[Musiek hou skielik op] Haai - haai Jack.

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Ek het

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Ek het jou tweeling gevind.

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[Musiek hou aan speel]

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Kry dit? Want jys Iers.

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Sien hierdie?

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DOOSHARE

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Jakseptieseoog is natuurlik n Nazi.

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*Hallo Hitler*

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Moenie my haat nie, ek spoeg net die waarheid.

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Jack!

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Jy maak dat ek my klere will uittrek.

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En nie oor jy mooi is nie.

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Want jy doos my af!

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*Leke baard*

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Hoekom kry ek nie doeke in jou winkel nie?

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Ek kan net so wel bietjie PewDiePie wikkelwurms verkoop.

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Sodat jou ondersteunders soos jy kan maak en my PIEL SUIG

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POTATOE

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Hierdie is jy as n fokken Minecraft!

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AL WAT JY DOEN.

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IS FOKKEN SKREEU IN JOU FOKKEN VIDIOS.

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DINK JY JYS SNAAKS EN KREATIEF?

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Mense se eks die Trump van YouTube?

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Ja wel- dan is jy die Hillary Clinton!

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Die eenigste rede hoekom mense jou kak kyk

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Is want jys n truinrek

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EN MENSE KAN NIE WEG KYK NIE.

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JYS LETTERLEK KAKKER AS RAY WILLIAM JOHNSON.

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*Wag. Wtf het ek nounet gese?*

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Ek- Ek is jammer dit was...

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Dit was te ver.

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Jackspticeye...

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Meer soos

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JakSeptiese... Tank.

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*Beste grappe ooit*

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[Kreun][PewdieHuil is regtig]

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Ek braai jou heule famillie Jack,

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Julles almal net n klomp aardtappels.

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Dis reg teef, word gebraai.

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Nou wat gaan jy daaraan doen?

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Teef

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Somigge mense dink dat Jak groot geword het te danke aan my.

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Want ek het op hom ge skree.

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Maar ek het n kak ton van- Ek het soos

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ten minste dertig mense geskree.

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En geen van hulle was naby so ver

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en naby so suksesvol soos Jack nie.

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Dis is so, want Jack is n talentvolle

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snaakse

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poeslike

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pragtige Ierse man.

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*Ag. Marta, Poods mag op jou kroek met Jack. Versigtig hoor*

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Eks lief vir jou.

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*Doos*

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Eks bly jys my vriend.

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Asseblief moet nie onsubskribeer nie.

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Ek hoop julle ouens het hierdie braai geniet!

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Laat weet my as julle meer soek!

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Los n laaik as julle geniet het!

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Sien julle dose in die volgende video.

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En soos altyd...

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Bly awe dose!