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[Dramatična muzika]

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Alo, Jacksepticeye...

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Kladim se da misliš da smo prijatelji.

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Samo zato što se družimo.

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Kladim se da misliš da smo burazeri.

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Samo zato što smo se zagrlili jednom.

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Pa pogodi šta?

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Ja mrzim svog burazera

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I mrzim tebe!

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Ovo je, ponižavanje JackSepticEye-a.

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Spremi se da budeš nagazan..

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*Privlačan pogled*

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Kurvo.

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[Dramatična muzika]

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JackSepticEye..

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Bolje kao

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JackSeptic...Baj

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*Dobra druže*

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[Zajebana muzika]

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Alo Jack!

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[Smije se]

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Kad sam te prvi put vidio

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Zagrcnuo sam se.

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Jack!

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Tvoja brada te čini

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kao pred-pubertetni član ISIS-a. *auuu*

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I nemoj da bi pomislio da ismijavaš moju bradu

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jer ti želiš da imaš ovu bradu.

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[Pljuje] Kujo.

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...To je bilo nepotrebno.

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Tvoji mišići

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izgledaju kao vagina

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pa ih moram zamagliti.

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Zamagli to sranje!

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Dokazano.

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Alo Jack!

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Ovako tvoji fanovi misle da izgledaš.

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Ali ovo je kako ti stvarno izgledaš

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*AUUUUUUUUU*

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Što je pogodno.

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jer tvoji su videi smiješni kao reklama za Dove!

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[Muzika se odjednom zaustavila] Hej-hej Jack.

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Našao sam

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Našao sam tvog blizanca.

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[Muzika se nastavlja]

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Jesi skontao? Zato što si Irac.

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*HAHAHAHAHAH haha... ha... Mrzim svoj život...*

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Vidiš ovo?

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Jacksepticeye je očito Nacista.

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*Ćao Hitler*

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Nemoj me mriziti, ja samo govorim istinu.

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Jack!

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Tjeraš me da se počnem skidati.

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*Poods.Stani.To je pornjić.Pravi pornjić.*

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I ne zato što si zgodan.

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Već zato što me kopiraš!

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*Liže brkove*

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Kako ne mogu naći pelene u tvojoj prodavnici?

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Mogu poćeti prodavati Pewdiepie dildoe ovdje.

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Da te fanovi mogu oponašati i PUŠITI MI KURAC.

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Uspio si samo zato što sam te progurao!

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Ti si moj Ispuni Mi Želju, kujo!

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Ovo si ti kao jebeni Minecraft!

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SVE ŠTO RADIŠ.

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JE JEBENO VIČEŠ U SVOJIM JEBENIM VIDEIMA!

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JEL MISLIŠ DA SI SMIJEŠAN I KREATIVAN?!?

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Ljudi kažu da sam ja Trump Youtube-a?!

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Da, pa ti si onda Hillary Clinton!

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Jedini razlog zbog kojeg ljudi gledaju tvoja videa

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je to što si propalitet-

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I NE MOGU SKRENUTI POGLED.

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BUKVALNO SI GORI OD RAY WILLIAM JOHNSON-A.

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*Čekaj.Šta sam upravo rekao?*

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Ja-ja se izvinjavam to je..

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To je prevršilo sve mjere.

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JackSepticEye...

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bolje kao

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Jackseptic...Tenk.

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*Najbolji vicevi ikad*

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[Jauče][Pewdieplač]

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Ponižavam tvoju cijelu porodicu Jack.

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Svi ste vi krompiri.

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Tako je kujo, ponižen si.

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Šta ćeš uraditi povodom toga?

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Kujo.

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Neki ljudi žele da misle da je Jack postao popularan zbog mene.

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Jer sam ga progurao.

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Ali sam-Progurao sam

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najmanje 30 ljudi .

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I niko nije otišao toliko

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i niko nije toliko uspješan kao Jack.

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To je zato što je Jack talentovan

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Smiješan

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Karizmatičan

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Prijelijep Irac.

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*Aaaw. Marzia, Pjuds će te možda ostaviti zbog Jacka.Pazi se!*

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Volim te.

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*poljubac*

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Sretan sam što si mi prijatelj.

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Molim te nemoj se unsubscribe-ovati.

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Nadam se da ste uživali u ovom ponižavanju!

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Recite mi ako želite još!

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Bacite like ako ste uživali!

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I vidimo se burazeri u sljedećem videu.

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Kao i uvijek...

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Ostanite mi dobri burazeri!