WEBVTT Kind: captions Language: fil 00:00:01.000 --> 00:00:02.200 (dick shit music) 00:00:02.780 --> 00:00:04.460 Hoy jack septic eye! 00:00:05.620 --> 00:00:06.920 'Kala mo barkada kita? 00:00:07.940 --> 00:00:09.460 Dahil nag date tayo isang beses sa sogo? 00:00:09.460 --> 00:00:12.760 Akala mo pareho tayong aso!? IKAW LANG! 00:00:12.760 --> 00:00:14.460 Dahil nag talik na tayo minsan? 00:00:15.060 --> 00:00:15.800 Ngayon ano!? 00:00:15.960 --> 00:00:17.080 Sayo na aso ko! 00:00:17.080 --> 00:00:18.380 At sakanya ka nalang den! 00:00:18.880 --> 00:00:20.880 Eto yung fried eyes! 00:00:21.080 --> 00:00:22.420 Mag ready, AAPOY KANA AT MADUDULOK! 00:00:22.420 --> 00:00:23.700 *Nakakasuka mukha ko ^_^* 00:00:23.700 --> 00:00:24.200 Dagat! 00:00:25.060 --> 00:00:27.400 *dick head music* 00:00:29.200 --> 00:00:30.320 JackSepticEye.. 00:00:31.080 --> 00:00:31.580 mur layk 00:00:32.000 --> 00:00:33.360 JackSeptic.... Bye(Paalam) 00:00:33.360 --> 00:00:34.260 *Ayos ba tol?* 00:00:34.260 --> 00:00:35.540 (Pussy bread music) 00:00:36.000 --> 00:00:36.640 Hoy jack! 00:00:37.300 --> 00:00:37.940 *Mwahahahaha chupchup* 00:00:38.220 --> 00:00:39.320 Nung una kitang nakita *Seryoso* 00:00:39.820 --> 00:00:40.740 Napa putangina ako *Beach plitch* 00:00:41.720 --> 00:00:42.220 JAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACK! 00:00:43.060 --> 00:00:44.380 Yung bulbul mo sa mukha, nagmumukha kang... 00:00:44.380 --> 00:00:46.460 Myembro ng mga isis! *geeez* 00:00:48.240 --> 00:00:50.180 At wag mong pagtatawanan aken. 00:00:50.240 --> 00:00:52.800 Kase wish mo lang na ikaw ako *BURRN!* 00:00:53.740 --> 00:00:54.780 *Dura ng isang kabayo*BICTH* 00:00:55.060 --> 00:00:56.400 ....Di ko dapat ginawa yon. *shit* 00:00:56.620 --> 00:00:57.420 Yung abs mo!? 00:00:57.560 --> 00:00:58.920 Mukhang puke 00:00:58.940 --> 00:01:00.220 Kaya dapat malabo! 00:01:00.220 --> 00:01:01.240 Labuin mo pa yung tae na yan! 00:01:01.420 --> 00:01:02.380 Tuldok! 00:01:02.420 --> 00:01:03.060 Hoy puta! 00:01:03.740 --> 00:01:06.540 Kala ng humahanga sayo ganto ka! 00:01:06.540 --> 00:01:08.540 Pero ganto ka tlga 00:01:08.540 --> 00:01:10.540 *gaaaaaaaaaaagooooooooooo* 00:01:11.260 --> 00:01:12.220 Mercury Drugs 00:01:12.220 --> 00:01:16.180 kase yung video mo parang Dove Commercial tanga. 00:01:17.380 --> 00:01:18.200 (burp music) Hoy? - HOY JACK! 00:01:19.220 --> 00:01:19.860 nakita ko 00:01:19.860 --> 00:01:20.780 yung kambal mo 00:01:20.780 --> 00:01:21.740 *tuloy ang pagbuburp ng kanta* 00:01:21.740 --> 00:01:23.400 Kuha mo!? Kase IRISH KA! 00:01:23.400 --> 00:01:24.960 *HAHAHAHAHAHA haha ha.. putang buhay to..../....* 00:01:24.960 --> 00:01:25.600 kita mo to? 00:01:25.600 --> 00:01:27.600 *shit da face doe* 00:01:30.580 --> 00:01:32.520 Jacksepticeye is clearly a *skwater* *Huhuhahaha* 00:01:32.560 --> 00:01:34.560 *Musta hitler?* 00:01:35.180 --> 00:01:37.580 wag mokong i-bash, nagsasabi lang ako ng totoo 00:01:37.720 --> 00:01:38.220 JACKAL! 00:01:38.920 --> 00:01:41.320 Nauutusan mo sarili ko alisin mga damit ko :( >.< 00:01:41.320 --> 00:01:42.680 *pewdddddsss, Tama na :3. Nagiging Cornhub na tong channel mo -.-. Totoo nga please stahp na* 00:01:42.680 --> 00:01:44.200 pero di dahil hot ka :3 00:01:44.200 --> 00:01:46.060 kase *you're ripping me on and off?!* (BISTCH!) 00:01:46.060 --> 00:01:48.060 *dinilaan bulbul sa baba* 00:01:48.860 --> 00:01:51.860 bat ganon? di ako maka kita ng diaper sa merch store mo? 00:01:52.060 --> 00:01:54.440 Dapat ata magtinda nalang ako ng mga vibrator ko dito e. 00:01:54.460 --> 00:01:57.420 Para yung fans mo isubo titi ko *HEHEHEHEHEHEHOPESO* 00:01:58.560 --> 00:02:01.840 Sumikat kalang kase nagshoutout ako sayo pakyo 00:02:01.960 --> 00:02:03.880 Ikaw yung ikaw nalang sana ako *HUH!?*BICTH!* 00:02:04.340 --> 00:02:06.340 ikaw yan mukha kangg blocks ng minecraft! 00:02:06.620 --> 00:02:07.600 Ginagawa mo lang ay! 00:02:07.900 --> 00:02:10.700 Sumigaw ng sumigaw sa mga video mo puta ka! *Ingay kase ni gago* 00:02:10.700 --> 00:02:12.880 Akala mo nakakatawa ka!? 00:02:12.880 --> 00:02:15.000 Sabi nila ako donald (mc) trump ng YouTube*zzij* 00:02:15.000 --> 00:02:17.280 Okay sige- ikaw naman si Hillary Clinton! 00:02:19.220 --> 00:02:22.020 Reason ko lang kaya nanonood mga tao sayo kase 00:02:22.220 --> 00:02:24.380 mukha kang sirang tren! 00:02:24.380 --> 00:02:26.160 at di lumalayo tingin ng tao sayo! 00:02:26.160 --> 00:02:29.460 YOU'RELITERALLY WORSE THAN RAY WILLIAM JOHNSON! 00:02:29.460 --> 00:02:30.560 *WAIT WHAT!? ANO SINABI KO? TANGA* 00:02:32.540 --> 00:02:33.760 Ay? SOrry sa nasabi ko 00:02:35.340 --> 00:02:36.460 masyadong OP 00:02:36.460 --> 00:02:37.580 jackSepticeye 00:02:38.280 --> 00:02:39.160 mas kilala bilang 00:02:39.860 --> 00:02:41.400 jackseptic.... BALANG 00:02:41.400 --> 00:02:43.400 *pinaka corny na joke :b* 00:02:45.540 --> 00:02:46.980 [Ughh! Moaning like a poanstar] {crying like a shit} 00:02:46.980 --> 00:02:49.160 Niluluto ko na pamilya mo jack! *BUUUUUUUUUUUUUUURN* 00:02:49.900 --> 00:02:51.980 Lahat kayo patatas! 00:02:52.260 --> 00:02:53.720 Oo tama yan tanga, na burn kana! 00:02:53.720 --> 00:02:54.720 Ngayon? ano na gagawin mo? *./.* 00:02:55.540 --> 00:02:56.040 Dagat! 00:02:56.040 --> 00:02:59.000 Yung iba kala nila ako dahilan bakit sikat si jackaboy ngayon. 00:02:59.000 --> 00:03:00.140 Dahil nagshout out ako (channel ni jack) 00:03:00.600 --> 00:03:03.080 Pero bigay ko ay tae! Mukhang tae! 00:03:03.740 --> 00:03:05.560 at least 30 na tao ang shout out 00:03:05.560 --> 00:03:08.200 pero wala sakanila and lumapit haha 00:03:08.200 --> 00:03:10.320 At! malapit nakame sa success ni jack. 00:03:10.320 --> 00:03:12.780 Dahil talented si jack 00:03:13.200 --> 00:03:13.700 comedy ba? 00:03:13.920 --> 00:03:14.880 *kakapagod* 00:03:15.120 --> 00:03:16.560 magandang dilag *IRISH* 00:03:16.560 --> 00:03:18.380 *Hoy. Marzia o, Si poods namamakla. INGAT!* 00:03:18.380 --> 00:03:19.100 Mahal kita. 00:03:19.100 --> 00:03:19.640 *blooors* 00:03:19.640 --> 00:03:21.480 Masaya ako kaibigan kita. 00:03:21.480 --> 00:03:23.100 Sana 'di ka mag unsubscribe :P *THATWASALLAJOKEJACKISMYFRIEND* 00:03:23.100 --> 00:03:24.520 Sana nagenjoy kayo :D 00:03:24.520 --> 00:03:25.820 Comment kayo kung gusto niyo pa! 00:03:26.500 --> 00:03:27.620 Like niyo to kung sumaya kayo ./. 00:03:27.620 --> 00:03:29.660 At magkita tayo sa susunod na video! 00:03:29.920 --> 00:03:30.800 lagi naman........ 00:03:31.140 --> 00:03:32.100 MAGING ASS SOME TAYO BROS!