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Chris Chan

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Christian Weston Chandler

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I wanted to make a video on him for quite a while. He has so much presence online past seven or eight nine years

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So much has happened with him, and you look at him

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and you may not know who he is and he might seem like a nice charming...

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this man has been through a lot.

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And...

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He serves as a great example. I think of how not to act online

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Which is ironic for me to say

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There's even so many things happening with the Chris Chan online that people generally

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Agreed upon splitting it up into different sagas

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there's a timeline of Sagas dating back since 2005.

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and it's just

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It's still pretty overwhelming

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I've talked to other people about Chris Chan before and usually their reaction I get is like,

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"Oh I heard of him, but that's not what I heard".

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There's just so many things happening and part of me think I probably shouldn't make a video on it

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Because it's it's pretty it's a pretty dark story

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I think it's almost like an important piece of history of the Internet

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Mr. Christian Channel

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now the first thing you need to know about him is that he created sonichu

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Which is of course the mixture of Sonic and Pikachu this was a webcomic that he posted online on his own website

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despite Sonichu to being a complete ripoff from Sega and Nintendo's Pikachu and Sonic he seemed very keen to

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Mark out that it's copyrighted material

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He also incorporated himself into the comic book where he is the father (?) of Sonichu

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it features pretty shallow characters

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But also an ungodly amount of text and some stuff that is just outright

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Twisted.

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Now people discovered this webcomic and got very fascinated who was the creator behind it why would anyone make this

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They figured out his name Cristian Weston Chandler and in response he made this video

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"Hello ladies and gentlemen girls and boys and dudes of all teenagers as well as the gals" *the cringe*

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"My name is Christian Chandler. I am here and y'all are there."

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That's true. He's not wrong with that

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2007 the Year an angel was born

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"This message is for everyone of the present and the future beyond this date

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"February 24, 2007: my birthday.

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"My 25th birthday"

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my 25th birthjhdjg

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And in this video he touches upon a lot of things he describes how girls can easier

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Interact with boys by studying transformer figurines *wat?*

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"Like ah you would try- like you would learn how a man works"

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He also touches upon binaries how they are absolute and how

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"Girls should like boys and boys should like girls and nothing else

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"And hopefully in due time or now

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"each and every one of you will stay straight,

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"you know, girl for boy, boy for girl

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"everything else is vice, as said by Dr Kinsey"

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Now another thing you need to know about Chris Chan, is that he's an

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absolute

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Insane hoarder

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He there's just stuff everywhere from his own house tour going all the way up to the ceiling

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There was even a fire at one point

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Because of all the hoarding

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It tends to be a problem

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It started at about 3 o clock this morning at a home on Branchland court

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That's in the southern part of the county. We're told the fire started in a first floor bathroom but got quickly out of control, and eventually shot through the roof

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Everybody inside was able to get out safely, but one firefighter suffered minor injuries. The cause of the fire is still under investigati-

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Hoarding. Hoarding, that's what started it

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Now Chris Chan with his newfound fame started noticing that he was getting a bit of hate online

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people were ridiculing him

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people were making fun of him

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people were trying to antagonize him purposely

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"All sonichu fans on the internet who do not hate me:

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You can do so by taking, er, having that Encyclopedia Dramatica page taken down

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so i can feel more comfortable in drawing and coloring the comics that y'all have drawn to love

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Basically Encyclopedia Dramatica posted a bunch about him,

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and he single-handedly tried to take it down himself *sound familiar pewds?*

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So to combat the Encyclopedia Dramatica page

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He...

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Initiated what he called an "information overload"

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where he added more information about himself. *trying reverse psychology*

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Some really disturbing and embarrassing things

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He even posted pictures of him

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fiddling (wtf)

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one of his fellow friends (that is messed up)

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now it goes without saying that this kind of response doesn't really help the situation and

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It certainly didn't help Chris Chan, and the trolls just sort of became more

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elaborate and more vicious from now on. Now Chris Chan had revealed in

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Many instances that he's on a love quest, he's looking for a girlfriend.

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Anyway, for uh, over a year now, I've been trying to attract an 18 to 20 year old, boyfriend-free girl.

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*sings* 
♪ You should know, that I am a lonesome heart ♪

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Okay, all right, okay okay, his requirements were simple. 18 to 24 years old, boyfriend free,

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White.

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*#Rascism* *Pewds is triggered*

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So knowing that Chris was on a love quest, a couple of trolls went together under the alias of

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Blanca Weis and

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Pretended to romance Chris in an attempt to get his most precious item,

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Arguably the most precious item in the whole universe,

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Chris Sonic choo necklace, which he would wear at air- all the time, at every single time every single day

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Sleep with it. Now this is a part where it gets dark.

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It gets almost....vicious

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there's something twistedly funny about it at the same time

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So they managed to get Chris to send in his medallion.

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*NO SONICHUUUUUU!!!*

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DDDDD:

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And many other fake girlfriend

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Appeared after so,

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There was Julia Sage, which there's even a video of Chris having

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...

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Fun, with an inflatable sex toy, while yelling Julie's name.

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*The following tape contains adult content. YOU HAVE 3 SECONDS to leave or proceed at your own risk. The clip, while blurred, contains mind scarring images*

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*you have been warned*

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*TRY NOT TO CRINGE CHALLENGE*

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"Hey Julie"

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*everything about this is wrong*

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*oh mah gah*

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*cringing so hard*

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From here it's this like

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*still cringing*

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LOVE YOU JULIE <3

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But Julie revealed herself to be a 13 year old

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Boy.

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"Julie": Um, Chris
Chris: Julie?

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"Julie": There's something I've been trying to tell you for a while.

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Chris: Yes?

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"Julie": Well, I'm gonna be there tomorrow and I think it's safe to say that I can tell you this, with my heart felt love.

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Chris: Alright uh, yes, go ahead and tell me now.

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"Julie": Do you really wanna know?

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Chris: You love me, don't you?

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"Julie": I do, but there's something else I need to say. I just don't-
Chris: What is it?

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"Julie": I just don't know how to do this. I don't know how to tell you this.

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"Julie": This whole time Chris,

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"Julie": You've been having sex for a 13 year old boy you sick fuck

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Chris: What
"Julie": Yea, I'm a 13 year old boy Chris,

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"Julie": And you've been having sex with me this entire time. I'm gonna give all your fuckin data to Chris Hansen

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"Julie": You fuckin pedowhore. So you better get the fuck out now, before I report you to the fuckin feds.

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It's ah, it's pretty twisted. This kid is straight-up sociopath. *I agree*

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What in the world

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There's other fake girlfriends appearing, Ivy Saga as well.

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Chris: Hi Ivy......I love you, mm I can't stop thinking about you.

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*Pewds recites text displayed on the screen while Chris says something in the background*

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Chris: Good morning

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*Pewds recites text displayed on the screen*

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*musical masterpiece 2.0*
*Chris sings "I Need a Hero" by Bonnie Tyler*

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He even included Ivy in this,

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sonichu series,

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taking off his famous sweater in the sunset.

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Chris: Ivy, I'm sorry I made some mistakes,

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Chris: Showing your picture off to some.

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Now there's many many many more stories about really,

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Interesting trolls,

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trolling Chris Chan, but his father passed away, and he came back on Facebook saying: "I am a lesbian

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identified man and a cross-dressing tranny. my mother

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is still old-fashioned and putting me down on how other people would perceive me in a short skirt.

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Getting away discreetly in short skirt recently, I received multiple

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compliment from the whemen

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I wish she would ease up on me and let me have my freedom to flirt the skirt."

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"Hello people of the internet

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"Cristian Chan have come to your life at home once again"

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Chris and his mother started to suffer financially and, he made this video.

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Chris: Our mortgage company is biting our butts once again.

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Chris: Hopefully we'll be able to, scrounge up enough, scrounge up the money locally but we sure could use a lot more help.

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Chris: but we sure could use a lot more help.

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asking people for donations which seem to come in

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Pretty frequently, he had quite the cult following at this point, selling his very famous

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Sonic totem that which was feature in the background of some of his videos, and it was sold for 1,500 U.S. dollars,

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someone actually bought it. Someone discovered that right after it was sold, he bought a 400 dollar,

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14 karat gold, necklace.

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The E-begging sort of became more often and he

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even sold, his priceless

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priceless!

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striped shirt. From now, on there's not really that much more info. The story sort of continues and

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I think it serves as a really great example of a cautionary tale,

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the Internet is not always a warm cuddly place

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And people generally like to pick on the on the weak.

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I don't think Chris is necessarily the greatest person in the world either.

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"GOOD MORNINNNN~~~ :3"

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That's it for now. Thank you for letting me tell you about Chris Chan.

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If there's anything I missed, I definitely did because there's so much, but you can just look it up yourself

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Thank you for leaving a like on this video and subscribing.

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And as always,

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Sqaud fam out