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Chris Chan
Christian Weston Chandler
I wanted to make a video on him for quite a while. He has so much presence online past seven or eight nine years
So much has happened with him, and you look at him
and you may not know who he is and he might seem like a nice charming...
this man has been through a lot.
And...
He serves as a great example. I think of how not to act online
Which is ironic for me to say
There's even so many things happening with the Chris Chan online that people generally
Agreed upon splitting it up into different sagas
there's a timeline of Sagas dating back since 2005.
and it's just
It's still pretty overwhelming
I've talked to other people about Chris Chan before and usually their reaction I get is like,
"Oh I heard of him, but that's not what I heard".
There's just so many things happening and part of me think I probably shouldn't make a video on it
Because it's it's pretty it's a pretty dark story
I think it's almost like an important piece of history of the Internet
Mr. Christian Channel
now the first thing you need to know about him is that he created sonichu
Which is of course the mixture of Sonic and Pikachu this was a webcomic that he posted online on his own website
despite Sonichu to being a complete ripoff from Sega and Nintendo's Pikachu and Sonic he seemed very keen to
Mark out that it's copyrighted material
He also incorporated himself into the comic book where he is the father (?) of Sonichu
it features pretty shallow characters
But also an ungodly amount of text and some stuff that is just outright
Twisted.
Now people discovered this webcomic and got very fascinated who was the creator behind it why would anyone make this
They figured out his name Cristian Weston Chandler and in response he made this video
"Hello ladies and gentlemen girls and boys and dudes of all teenagers as well as the gals" *the cringe*
"My name is Christian Chandler. I am here and y'all are there."
That's true. He's not wrong with that
2007 the Year an angel was born
"This message is for everyone of the present and the future beyond this date
"February 24, 2007: my birthday.
"My 25th birthday"
my 25th birthjhdjg
And in this video he touches upon a lot of things he describes how girls can easier
Interact with boys by studying transformer figurines *wat?*
"Like ah you would try- like you would learn how a man works"
He also touches upon binaries how they are absolute and how
"Girls should like boys and boys should like girls and nothing else
"And hopefully in due time or now
"each and every one of you will stay straight,
"you know, girl for boy, boy for girl
"everything else is vice, as said by Dr Kinsey"
Now another thing you need to know about Chris Chan, is that he's an
absolute
Insane hoarder
He there's just stuff everywhere from his own house tour going all the way up to the ceiling
There was even a fire at one point
Because of all the hoarding
It tends to be a problem
It started at about 3 o clock this morning at a home on Branchland court
That's in the southern part of the county. We're told the fire started in a first floor bathroom but got quickly out of control, and eventually shot through the roof
Everybody inside was able to get out safely, but one firefighter suffered minor injuries. The cause of the fire is still under investigati-
Hoarding. Hoarding, that's what started it
Now Chris Chan with his newfound fame started noticing that he was getting a bit of hate online
people were ridiculing him
people were making fun of him
people were trying to antagonize him purposely
"All sonichu fans on the internet who do not hate me:
You can do so by taking, er, having that Encyclopedia Dramatica page taken down
so i can feel more comfortable in drawing and coloring the comics that y'all have drawn to love
Basically Encyclopedia Dramatica posted a bunch about him,
and he single-handedly tried to take it down himself *sound familiar pewds?*
So to combat the Encyclopedia Dramatica page
He...
Initiated what he called an "information overload"
where he added more information about himself. *trying reverse psychology*
Some really disturbing and embarrassing things
He even posted pictures of him
fiddling (wtf)
one of his fellow friends (that is messed up)
now it goes without saying that this kind of response doesn't really help the situation and
It certainly didn't help Chris Chan, and the trolls just sort of became more
elaborate and more vicious from now on. Now Chris Chan had revealed in
Many instances that he's on a love quest, he's looking for a girlfriend.
Anyway, for uh, over a year now, I've been trying to attract an 18 to 20 year old, boyfriend-free girl.
*sings* ♪ You should know, that I am a lonesome heart ♪
Okay, all right, okay okay, his requirements were simple. 18 to 24 years old, boyfriend free,
White.
*#Rascism* *Pewds is triggered*
So knowing that Chris was on a love quest, a couple of trolls went together under the alias of
Blanca Weis and
Pretended to romance Chris in an attempt to get his most precious item,
Arguably the most precious item in the whole universe,
Chris Sonic choo necklace, which he would wear at air- all the time, at every single time every single day
Sleep with it. Now this is a part where it gets dark.
It gets almost....vicious
there's something twistedly funny about it at the same time
So they managed to get Chris to send in his medallion.
*NO SONICHUUUUUU!!!*
DDDDD:
And many other fake girlfriend
Appeared after so,
There was Julia Sage, which there's even a video of Chris having
...
Fun, with an inflatable sex toy, while yelling Julie's name.
*The following tape contains adult content. YOU HAVE 3 SECONDS to leave or proceed at your own risk. The clip, while blurred, contains mind scarring images*
*you have been warned*
*TRY NOT TO CRINGE CHALLENGE*
"Hey Julie"
*everything about this is wrong*
*oh mah gah*
*cringing so hard*
From here it's this like
*still cringing*
LOVE YOU JULIE <3
But Julie revealed herself to be a 13 year old
Boy.
"Julie": Um, Chris Chris: Julie?
"Julie": There's something I've been trying to tell you for a while.
Chris: Yes?
"Julie": Well, I'm gonna be there tomorrow and I think it's safe to say that I can tell you this, with my heart felt love.
Chris: Alright uh, yes, go ahead and tell me now.
"Julie": Do you really wanna know?
Chris: You love me, don't you?
"Julie": I do, but there's something else I need to say. I just don't- Chris: What is it?
"Julie": I just don't know how to do this. I don't know how to tell you this.
"Julie": This whole time Chris,
"Julie": You've been having sex for a 13 year old boy you sick fuck
Chris: What "Julie": Yea, I'm a 13 year old boy Chris,
"Julie": And you've been having sex with me this entire time. I'm gonna give all your fuckin data to Chris Hansen
"Julie": You fuckin pedowhore. So you better get the fuck out now, before I report you to the fuckin feds.
It's ah, it's pretty twisted. This kid is straight-up sociopath. *I agree*
What in the world
There's other fake girlfriends appearing, Ivy Saga as well.
Chris: Hi Ivy......I love you, mm I can't stop thinking about you.
*Pewds recites text displayed on the screen while Chris says something in the background*
Chris: Good morning
*Pewds recites text displayed on the screen*
*musical masterpiece 2.0* *Chris sings "I Need a Hero" by Bonnie Tyler*
He even included Ivy in this,
sonichu series,
taking off his famous sweater in the sunset.
Chris: Ivy, I'm sorry I made some mistakes,
Chris: Showing your picture off to some.
Now there's many many many more stories about really,
Interesting trolls,
trolling Chris Chan, but his father passed away, and he came back on Facebook saying: "I am a lesbian
identified man and a cross-dressing tranny. my mother
is still old-fashioned and putting me down on how other people would perceive me in a short skirt.
Getting away discreetly in short skirt recently, I received multiple
compliment from the whemen
I wish she would ease up on me and let me have my freedom to flirt the skirt."
"Hello people of the internet
"Cristian Chan have come to your life at home once again"
Chris and his mother started to suffer financially and, he made this video.
Chris: Our mortgage company is biting our butts once again.
Chris: Hopefully we'll be able to, scrounge up enough, scrounge up the money locally but we sure could use a lot more help.
Chris: but we sure could use a lot more help.
asking people for donations which seem to come in
Pretty frequently, he had quite the cult following at this point, selling his very famous
Sonic totem that which was feature in the background of some of his videos, and it was sold for 1,500 U.S. dollars,
someone actually bought it. Someone discovered that right after it was sold, he bought a 400 dollar,
14 karat gold, necklace.
The E-begging sort of became more often and he
even sold, his priceless
priceless!
striped shirt. From now, on there's not really that much more info. The story sort of continues and
I think it serves as a really great example of a cautionary tale,
the Internet is not always a warm cuddly place
And people generally like to pick on the on the weak.
I don't think Chris is necessarily the greatest person in the world either.
"GOOD MORNINNNN~~~ :3"
That's it for now. Thank you for letting me tell you about Chris Chan.
If there's anything I missed, I definitely did because there's so much, but you can just look it up yourself
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And as always,
Sqaud fam out