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Hello!

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Before this video begins, I wanted to remind you guys,

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to check out originpc.com/pewdiepie, first link in the description.

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Sign up to the giveaway, because I'm giving away a computer by Origin.

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It's an incredible piece of machinery, it's been kissed by yours truly.

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So I can approve that it's filled with love.

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Check out my setup video as well, where I show off my Origin PC computer.

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I love this thing, I couldn't recommend it enough and I'm very proud to be working with Origin. But that's it.

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Enjoy the video (ok).

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Anime Girl: Ma'am, look at me.

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w h a t?  w h a t?

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Anime Girl: Just look at me, look at me.
Pewds: Ok.

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OH MY GOD *chuckle*

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Anime Girl: H a H a H a

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Anime Girl: I'm a god of this world.

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Anime Girl: I can fly.

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Okay well, don't worry about it. I can do the same.

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God damn it.

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w o a h

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This is dope.

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We got fireworks and sh- oh my god. Uh, that is bright.

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Pewds: Hey, hey.
Arwis: hELLO HELLO!

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Pewds: Ok, ok. Hey, have u seen the anime ba-
Arwis: HELLO!

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Yes, yes. Have you seen the anime babes?

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Arwis: Okay, let's go. 
Pewds: Okay, let's... let's go.

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Arwis: I am Ruther.

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Pewds: You are a Ruther...? Great. I am-

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Arwis: Yes.

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Arwis: I am Youtube blogger. 
Pewds: *chuckle* I am Youtube blogger too!

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Pewds: Wha- what's your channel?
Arwis: Ok.

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Pewds: Ok...
Arwis: My channel Arwis.

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Pewds: Arwis? I'll check you out man.
Arwis: Yes.

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*Poods looks up Arwis*

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*RIP, there's no arwis, he doesn't know de wey*

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Where the hell did he go? *laughs*

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Hey, hey, hey, hey..

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I know de wey

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Come with me. Come with me, and I will show you, alright?

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It's inside me, de wey is inside me.

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Xenith: That's Futafuta alright? Back up. Alright?

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Hey hey

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Huh? What are you gonna do, man? Huh?

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Xenith: Get out of my face, alright?

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Uh, you get outta my face!

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Xenith: My bones in you, bro.

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Oh yeah.

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Xenith: Hey, you like that?

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No, I don't like that

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Okay, go away from me.

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Hey, hey, hey.

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Hey, my boat is with food a food. I'm not you alright?

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Xenith: Hey come here
Stay! Eh, eh!

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Holy shit, I can control it?

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Alright, what color do you guys want? I got this.

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That's all I know to say.

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Святой: [Russian]

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No, no, no, Uganda.

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Святой: [Spit]

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Hey look at you, I'm one of em'.

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I woke -

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You.

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I woke -

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No!

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You want to die?

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[Some Intense hissing]

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Come here you cyka blyat, cyka blyat!

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Святой: [Screaming]

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Whoa!

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Holy cow, what is that? Oh, my god.

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Don't shoot, don't shoot. I am Ugandan. Please don't shoot

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Pls dont shoot.

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Святой: [Singing some of russian anthem]

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N-no, what the hell? Shut up.

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Святой: Pew pew pew pew

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Святой: [Intense spitting]

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Stop spitting on everything!

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Hey! Hey! Hey! Can I go with you? Can I ride with you?

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Hey, who said that?

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OK, go.

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Jesus

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Does anyone want to touch? Touch my nipples?

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Banana: I'll take you to my dungeon.

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*Chuckles* Alright, Jesus.

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Banana: I know de wey

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Alright.

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Banana: Let's go.

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Why does it sound like it's about to climax?

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AMAZING

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WOW

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Yes.

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The hell happened to you?

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You need help?

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Gaepastore88: Hi.

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I am the queen everybody! You are welcome.

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Someone: Spit on the queen.

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No, no, no, no! don't spit, don't spit.

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No spitting. I will touch that- stop spitting!

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I will bless each one if you to come forward. Yes, I will. Banana man, I dub you-

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Bananaman: Thank You

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I dub you -

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Ugandan warrior

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That's right. Come here. Come here, Kai.

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Come here, come

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Come here, Kai. I will bless you. I will bless you with my hands.

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Kai, come here. Kai, kai. Listen to me. Come here and I will bless you.

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*sings annoyingly*

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*Knuckles from K​.​N​.​U​.​C​.​K​.​L​.​E​.​S. & Knuckles by Triple-Q plays*

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Wow, you spin so graciously.

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Hey, careful with those blades. You could cut someone. Is that Mario?

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Something went wrong when they made this.

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The game wasn't supposed to be like this.

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(Jesus)

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HUUUUUUUUH

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God damn. I look good.

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Hell yeah, men. I look so nice. *insert Sayori's voice*

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OH MY GOD

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This is the weirdest shit.

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Are you Knuckles made out of Knuckleses?

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No, I am.

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Thank- thank you. I am one knuckles. And the other knuckles are just my dead children.

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Also where's your second eye in your main thing?

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Hey, *chuckles* don't worry about that.

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I am just

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Don't worry about the details

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Okay, this is just how I was born

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This is who I am,
Someone: Are you sure?

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and please don't judge -

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Listen, you're like an undead creature, alright?

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I don't need your judgment.

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from now on knuckles is running the bar. What can I get ya?

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What do you want?
Someone: Can you get me every drink?

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Every drink coming right up sir, there.

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We got this one, we got this one, we got this one.

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I hope you -

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you're ready to pay up.

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Someone 2: I don't think you know much about drinks.

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Someone: I am, I am.

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I know everything you need to know about drinks.
Someone 3: Shut up he's (?) like a profesional.

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That's right. Thank you.

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All right, what do you want? What do you want then?

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Excuse me?

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(?) alcohol, my dude.

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Sir, sir, sir

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Someone: Your body- your body is made up of like,

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Someone: twenty of you.
Someone 2: Not okay-

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It's my children, it's my children
Someone 2: Not okay. Not okay.

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You can be my child too.
S 2: Not Okay.

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S2: Not okay.

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It's Okay.
S2:Not okay.

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Stop poking me, stop poking me.

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Hey, it is okay.

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Its- Uh..

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S2: Not okay

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S3: What the f***? How many-

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Yes one hundred percent okay.

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S4: How many avatars are conjoined here?

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That's my cousin Jerry, alright?

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Be nice to him.

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S2: Not okay.
Okay, 100%

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Listen I'm blocking left and right, what up.

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S2: Not okay.
S3: Not okay.
Okay, it's okay.

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Okay, okay.

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Hey, hey

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Come with me.

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Hey. Hey, be quiet.
Gimme: Pewdiepie, pewdiepie, pewdiepie!

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Gimme: Pewdiepie, pewdiepie...
No...

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No

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No he's not stop following me, please.

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Gimme: Pewdiepieee!

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No, no, no, it's Ugandan warrior,

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Gimme: Oh my god!

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Big head: Could I Have a drink?

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Yes.

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All right, what do you want?

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Please, behind the counter people. I'm trying to work here.

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Hello, hey.

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Hey, hey.

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Hello.

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Come here

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Someone: No, don't do this.

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Oh, you wanna say hi to tiny knuckles?

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*Sayori voice* Hey, it's tiny knuckles. I wanna be a friend.

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Someone 2: Hello.

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*Sayori voice* Give tiny knuckles a little hug.

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S3: He sounds familiar but I-

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Hey, I'm a tiny knuckles

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Don't you want a family

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Tiny knuckles

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S2: Why he is with -

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Give tiny knuckles a kiss.

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Come here.

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Gimme a hug.

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Oh my god.

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What happened to you.

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Tiny knuckles want a kiss.

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S: Oh, very much love.

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S: [Kiss]

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OH, WOW.

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Thank you.

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All right, I'm gonna go find the way, but it's been great. Can't wait to find the way

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Girl: Wow

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Hey, baby, you come here often?

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Girl: What is that? [Laughs]
What is -

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Come up.

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You want to say hi to -

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Tiny Knuckles

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Hellou, I'm tiny knuckles.

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Wanna be my girlfriend?

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Girl: [Laughs]

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Be my girlfriend, I'm tiny knuckles, I'm looking for a girlfriend.

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Hellou

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I'm tiny knuckles.

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Will you be my girlfriend?

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Alright alright alright how about how about this one?

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Why does sonic wear gloves?

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Anyone?

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Twitch: Whyyy?

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Cuz his hands are cold

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Okay, uhh-

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If tails lost one of his tails where will he get a new one?

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Girl: Where?

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Casper: In motors.

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Llokelf: GET THE FK OUT OF HERE

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At the-

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At the reTAILer, thank you, thank you, thank you

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*Cheering*

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Okay, that was it.

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For today's episode of tiny knuckles. Leave a like if you enjoy watching and I see you next time.

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Byeeeeeeeeee :3