WEBVTT Kind: captions Language: id 00:00:00.020 --> 00:00:06.060 Hey apa kabar bros? nama gw PewDiePie! seperti yang lo liat, gw pindah kantor lagi 00:00:06.060 --> 00:00:06.760 00:00:06.760 --> 00:00:07.600 untuk kesekian kalinya 00:00:08.520 --> 00:00:11.440 Gw berada di tempat baru. lumayan keren. ini tempat pribadi gw 00:00:11.440 --> 00:00:13.440 emang bener bener.... 00:00:14.000 --> 00:00:14.800 *ketawa awkward* 00:00:15.220 --> 00:00:17.280 KAU SALAH MEMILIH RUMAH, BEGOOOOO 00:00:17.500 --> 00:00:20.400 Jack: ini punya gua! dinding gueeEeeeE 00:00:21.000 --> 00:00:23.800 gw tau lo gila. itu salah satu dari orang-orang yang- 00:00:24.300 --> 00:00:24.800 *clap* 00:00:24.800 --> 00:00:26.760 kita akan ngelakuin 5 hal aneh online 00:00:27.460 --> 00:00:29.460 bersama Jackspedicey 00:00:31.180 --> 00:00:33.000 Pewds: barang pertama. 00:00:33.000 --> 00:00:33.800 Jack: lo mau mulai darimana? 00:00:33.800 --> 00:00:34.860 ngga tau.... 00:00:34.860 --> 00:00:39.000 coba mulai dari yang paling besar. gw punya sekarung hal-hal aneh yg gw beli online 00:00:39.000 --> 00:00:41.000 Jack: ya ampun, Santa-sama! 00:00:41.340 --> 00:00:44.860 kita mulai dari yang jadul, tapi gw mau coba 00:00:47.000 --> 00:00:49.660 Jack: itu apa- AIRZOOKA! pewds: YEAAHHH!! 00:00:49.840 --> 00:00:51.840 Jack: ukurannya kayak 2kali lipat dari tu bocah. 00:00:52.200 --> 00:00:54.200 Pewds: gw rasa skalanya ngga- 00:00:55.020 --> 00:00:56.300 Jack: ngga segitu Pewds: begitu 00:00:56.580 --> 00:00:58.040 *wtf laughter* 00:00:58.080 --> 00:01:00.700 Pewds: jadi, ini bazooka 00:01:02.100 --> 00:01:04.040 Pewds: kayaknya ribet ngerakitnya.. 00:01:04.040 --> 00:01:06.040 Jack: ngga. keren kok! 00:01:08.020 --> 00:01:10.000 Jack: kayak sesuatu yang dipake Megaman 00:01:10.000 --> 00:01:10.920 (maksud lo ROCKMAN?) 00:01:10.920 --> 00:01:12.480 Pewds: iya sih.. 00:01:12.480 --> 00:01:14.480 Pewds: gw baca instruksinya dulu kali ya 00:01:14.700 --> 00:01:16.380 Pewds: lo siap buat di AIRZOOKA? 00:01:16.380 --> 00:01:17.580 *HEADBANG* 00:01:17.580 --> 00:01:18.300 Pewds: lo ngapain? 00:01:18.300 --> 00:01:19.500 Jek: gw zooking *what?* 00:01:20.200 --> 00:01:20.740 *Pewds: wtf intensifies* 00:01:20.740 --> 00:01:22.680 Jack: Bazinka 00:01:22.700 --> 00:01:23.960 Pewds: BAZINKA!! 00:01:23.960 --> 00:01:26.500 Pewds: lo siap buat di-airzooka brahh? 00:01:27.120 --> 00:01:28.180 Jack: ngga. 00:01:28.180 --> 00:01:29.640 Jack: lo harus tarik kayak gini 00:01:29.640 --> 00:01:31.640 Pewds: GWTAU 00:01:32.080 --> 00:01:33.000 Pewds: aduh tai! 00:01:33.000 --> 00:01:33.840 Pewds: Oke gw ngerti: 00:01:33.840 --> 00:01:34.640 Pewds: seberapa deket- 00:01:34.700 --> 00:01:35.580 Jack: ngga tau 00:01:35.580 --> 00:01:37.540 Pewds: takut lo hah? 00:01:37.540 --> 00:01:40.340 Pewds: tadi lo ngejek! 00:01:40.480 --> 00:01:42.780 Pewds: gw bisa liat muka bego lo dari sini juga 00:01:42.780 --> 00:01:43.440 *nembak jack* 00:01:43.440 --> 00:01:44.780 Jack: astaga 00:01:44.840 --> 00:01:45.680 Pewds: sakit? 00:01:45.680 --> 00:01:47.100 Jack: semacam.. Boom! 00:01:47.160 --> 00:01:47.660 *airzooka jatoh* 00:01:47.660 --> 00:01:48.160 Pewds: waduh sialan! 00:01:48.380 --> 00:01:49.680 Pewds & Jack: AIRZOOKA!!!!!! 00:01:49.680 --> 00:01:50.680 NOOO 00:01:52.960 --> 00:01:53.620 Jack: oke 00:01:53.620 --> 00:01:54.120 Pewds: coba tembak gw! 00:01:54.120 --> 00:01:54.620 Jack: siap cuk? 00:01:54.760 --> 00:01:55.260 Pewds: gw siap 00:01:55.260 --> 00:01:56.360 *headbang* 00:01:56.360 --> 00:01:58.200 Jack niru suara pewds: lo berkedip, lo kalah! 00:01:58.760 --> 00:02:00.760 *FAILLL* 00:02:01.420 --> 00:02:03.700 Jack: ah goblok ni benda! 00:02:03.700 --> 00:02:04.380 *jack niup pewds* 00:02:04.420 --> 00:02:05.320 Pewds: AAAAAAAAHHH 00:02:05.320 --> 00:02:06.380 *pewds kejedot :v* Jack: AIRZOOKA'D 00:02:06.380 --> 00:02:08.160 Pewds: untung ada alas di sini 00:02:08.160 --> 00:02:10.160 Pewds: lo rusakin beneran itu? 00:02:10.160 --> 00:02:12.160 Jack: ngga. lah iya- 00:02:12.160 --> 00:02:13.220 *bales dendam* 00:02:16.460 --> 00:02:19.820 *ngakak* 00:02:19.820 --> 00:02:21.560 00:02:21.560 --> 00:02:22.720 Jack: suaranya juga (rusak) 00:02:22.720 --> 00:02:24.720 Pewds: ya agak nakutin 00:02:25.540 --> 00:02:26.060 00:02:26.060 --> 00:02:26.560 3 00:02:26.620 --> 00:02:27.120 2 00:02:27.120 --> 00:02:27.720 1 00:02:27.720 --> 00:02:28.440 *HENSHIN* 00:02:28.440 --> 00:02:30.440 Jack: oohhh Pewds: YEAAAA 00:02:30.820 --> 00:02:32.140 Jack: jangan liat gw 00:02:32.140 --> 00:02:33.240 Pewds: gimana penampilan gw? 00:02:33.240 --> 00:02:35.240 Jack: najis. aneh banget 00:02:35.460 --> 00:02:36.400 *wtf* 00:02:36.400 --> 00:02:37.240 Jack: coba mendekat ke kamera 00:02:37.240 --> 00:02:38.540 *F-* 00:02:38.700 --> 00:02:40.360 Pewds: gw ngga bisa liat apapun 00:02:40.360 --> 00:02:42.000 Jack: oke lo kedeketan 00:02:42.000 --> 00:02:42.660 Jack: oke pas! 00:02:42.660 --> 00:02:43.560 Jack: astaga.... 00:02:43.560 --> 00:02:45.560 Pewds: bahkan gw ngga bisa liat diri gw sen- 00:02:46.080 --> 00:02:47.560 Pewds: ASTAGAAAA 00:02:47.900 --> 00:02:49.560 Pewds: baju lo- 00:02:49.560 --> 00:02:50.420 Jack: bagus! 00:02:50.620 --> 00:02:51.620 Pewds: bagus banget 00:02:51.760 --> 00:02:52.280 Jack: bagus banget 00:02:52.380 --> 00:02:53.220 Pewds: BAGUSBANGET 00:02:53.220 --> 00:02:55.000 gw suka (ngga tau pewds ngomong apa) 00:02:55.900 --> 00:02:59.940 Pewds: pas lo pake, gw inget pas gw umur 5 tahun di TK 00:02:59.940 --> 00:03:01.700 Pewds: gw berperan jadi Peter Pan 00:03:01.700 --> 00:03:02.380 Jack: OOH 00:03:02.380 --> 00:03:04.660 Pewds: yeah, dan bajunya mirip banget 00:03:05.000 --> 00:03:06.100 Pewds: tapi itu baju pinjaman 00:03:06.100 --> 00:03:08.100 Pewds: jadi gw pikir "ya... bukan punya gw sih" 00:03:08.100 --> 00:03:09.420 Pewds: harus ngga- 00:03:09.420 --> 00:03:10.640 gw lepas celana dalem gw 00:03:10.640 --> 00:03:11.480 Jack: HAH?! 00:03:11.480 --> 00:03:13.700 Pewds: gw ngga tau. gw rasa agak menjijikan 00:03:13.700 --> 00:03:15.700 Jack: lebih jijik lagi kalo lo ngga pake celana dalem 00:03:15.900 --> 00:03:17.670 Pewds: gw masih bocah, oke? 00:03:17.670 --> 00:03:19.420 Pewds: jadi gw ngga pake daleman di atas panggung, cuma pake baju itu doang 00:03:19.420 --> 00:03:20.140 Jack: begini? 00:03:20.140 --> 00:03:20.760 Pewds: IYA 00:03:20.760 --> 00:03:22.760 Jack: ohh gokil... 00:03:23.120 --> 00:03:24.000 Pewds: iya dong! 00:03:24.560 --> 00:03:26.460 Pewds: oke, coba kita liat punya apa lagi 00:03:27.240 --> 00:03:29.460 Jack: kayaknya gw liat sesuatu disitu, gw heboh. 00:03:30.080 --> 00:03:30.700 Pewds: menurut lo gimana? 00:03:30.700 --> 00:03:31.460 Jack: rahasia 00:03:32.560 --> 00:03:36.320 Jack: gw ngga akan kasih tau lo, felix. *kayak bocah* GW MAU BOY GAME! 00:03:36.480 --> 00:03:37.600 Pewds: boy game? 00:03:37.600 --> 00:03:39.360 Jack: pasti ada boy game disitu 00:03:41.480 --> 00:03:42.540 Pewds: berisik! 00:03:45.820 --> 00:03:46.520 Jack: hah? 00:03:46.520 --> 00:03:49.500 Pewds: jangan khawatir Jackspedicey 5 00:03:49.500 --> 00:03:51.000 Pewds: gw punya robo twist! 00:03:51.100 --> 00:03:51.600 AS 00:03:51.600 --> 00:03:52.200 TA 00:03:52.200 --> 00:03:53.400 GAAAAAAAAAAAA!! 00:03:53.660 --> 00:03:54.160 Pewds: ini bisa melillit apapun 00:03:54.480 --> 00:03:56.620 Pewds: kayaknya ini butuh baterai, gw baru sadar 00:03:56.620 --> 00:03:58.540 Jack: gw seneng sama yang ini! 00:03:58.540 --> 00:04:02.000 Jack: kalo ada drone yang meluncur ke arah dia dan bisa lo pelintir 00:04:02.400 --> 00:04:04.000 *Pewds ngakak* 00:04:04.360 --> 00:04:05.900 Pewds: ngga ada usaha atau apapun 00:04:05.900 --> 00:04:09.260 Jack: andai kita punya satu lagi robo twist buat ngebuka boxnya 00:04:09.260 --> 00:04:10.900 Pewds: oke, lo siap? 00:04:10.900 --> 00:04:12.720 Pewds & Jack: waah 00:04:12.720 --> 00:04:14.380 Jack: tenang, robo twist 00:04:14.380 --> 00:04:16.380 Pewds: berhentilah melilit, robo twist! 00:04:17.440 --> 00:04:19.200 Pewds: dia ngga berenti 00:04:19.200 --> 00:04:20.140 00:04:20.140 --> 00:04:22.640 Jack: mesin bang*** ngga bisa dipercaya 00:04:22.640 --> 00:04:23.880 Pewds oke-AAAAAAA 00:04:23.880 --> 00:04:24.760 Jack: AAAHHH 00:04:26.640 --> 00:04:28.640 *teriak lagi* 00:04:29.500 --> 00:04:30.600 Pewds: gimana caranya? 00:04:30.800 --> 00:04:31.800 Jack: gw ngga tau 00:04:32.800 --> 00:04:34.000 Pewds: YEA 00:04:34.000 --> 00:04:35.200 Jack: WOOOOW Pewds: YEA 00:04:35.200 --> 00:04:36.000 Jack: ROBO TWIST 00:04:36.000 --> 00:04:38.800 Pewds: ROBOTWIST 00:04:40.540 --> 00:04:41.860 Pewds: ROBO TWIST! 00:04:41.860 --> 00:04:44.160 Pewds & Jack: RO-BO-TWIST! 00:04:44.380 --> 00:04:45.300 OHH 00:04:46.240 --> 00:04:48.240 *teriakan manusia purba* 00:04:48.380 --> 00:04:51.960 Jack: gw hampir mengira ini bakal hancur 00:04:52.940 --> 00:04:54.340 Pewds: kok ngga berenti 00:04:54.340 --> 00:04:56.340 Jack: dia terus melilit 00:04:57.840 --> 00:05:00.420 AAAAAAHHHHHHHHH 00:05:00.420 --> 00:05:02.240 Jack: pelintir tete :v 00:05:02.240 --> 00:05:03.780 Jack: luar biasa! 00:05:03.780 --> 00:05:06.140 Pewds: apa yang bisa mengalahkan benda itu 00:05:06.260 --> 00:05:08.540 Jack: apa yang bisa mengalahkan robo twist? 00:05:08.660 --> 00:05:11.400 Pewds: gw kepingin menggunakan itu. sejak dulu 00:05:12.200 --> 00:05:14.540 Pewds: karena baju kita samaan 00:05:14.540 --> 00:05:15.540 Jack: YESS 00:05:15.540 --> 00:05:17.120 Pewds: kita dapet aoah samaan 00:05:17.120 --> 00:05:20.980 Jack: atomatons, begitu yang gw lihat di box dan gw seneng banget 00:05:22.180 --> 00:05:23.700 Jack: kecuali kita butuh baterai 00:05:23.700 --> 00:05:25.200 Pewds: ini butuh baterai juga 00:05:25.200 --> 00:05:25.700 Jack: yeah 00:05:30.400 --> 00:05:32.000 persetan jacksepticeye. 00:05:32.400 --> 00:05:35.020 gw bisa bermain sendiri ( ͡°( ͡° ͜ʖ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)ʖ ͡°) ͡°) 00:05:35.020 --> 00:05:36.200 Jack: lo ngatain gw? 00:05:36.200 --> 00:05:37.060 Pewds: engga! 00:05:37.060 --> 00:05:38.040 Jack: bajingan! 00:05:39.800 --> 00:05:41.220 Pewds: dia bajingan! 00:05:41.220 --> 00:05:43.220 00:05:43.220 --> 00:05:44.220 Jack: gw tusuk lo! 00:05:44.220 --> 00:05:45.200 Pewds: astaga! 00:05:45.200 --> 00:05:48.300 Pewds: apa yang lebih menyebalkan selain dua youtubers berisik? 00:05:48.300 --> 00:05:51.400 *suara dodil* ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) 00:05:51.780 --> 00:05:53.780 *404: pure soul not found* 00:05:55.060 --> 00:05:57.980 Jack: gw semacam mencari audio mirror 00:06:00.200 --> 00:06:04.880 Pewds: astaga stop! ya tuhan. kita harus memainkan sesuatu bersama 00:06:05.880 --> 00:06:09.500 00:06:10.060 --> 00:06:11.320 Jack: ngga tau ah. 00:06:11.320 --> 00:06:12.520 Pewds: mantap tuh 00:06:12.520 --> 00:06:14.520 Jack: itu sesuatunya zelda yang gw pelajari 00:06:23.900 --> 00:06:25.080 Pewds: coba lagi 00:06:25.080 --> 00:06:25.580 00:06:25.580 --> 00:06:26.880 00:06:26.880 --> 00:06:28.060 00:06:28.060 --> 00:06:29.980 00:06:29.980 --> 00:06:31.740 00:06:32.160 --> 00:06:34.700 Jack: bukannya lo pemain orkestra nomor satu-nya Swedia? 00:06:34.700 --> 00:06:36.700 Pewds: iya dong. makasih! 00:06:36.700 --> 00:06:38.700 00:06:38.840 --> 00:06:40.840 Jack: ini imut banget padahal 00:06:44.560 --> 00:06:48.520 *fucking hell christ* 00:06:49.920 --> 00:06:53.600 *F--------* 00:06:53.920 --> 00:06:58.060 Pewds: apa lagi yang lebih mantap? astaga gw baru sadar kita punya sayap 00:06:58.580 --> 00:06:59.800 *Pewds got airzooka'd* 00:07:00.580 --> 00:07:02.580 Pewds: jack, lo suka membaca? 00:07:03.340 --> 00:07:04.380 Jack: uh.... 00:07:04.420 --> 00:07:05.140 ngga 00:07:05.140 --> 00:07:07.140 Pewds: gw punya sesuatu untuk lo 00:07:07.460 --> 00:07:08.720 Jack: whoaa the lazy- 00:07:08.720 --> 00:07:10.720 Pewds: the lazy raider! *what* 00:07:11.160 --> 00:07:13.160 Jack: apaan tuh "the lazy readers?" 00:07:13.160 --> 00:07:14.220 Jack: apa semacam kacamata kaca? 00:07:14.220 --> 00:07:15.280 Pewds: emang kacamata kaca 00:07:15.280 --> 00:07:16.630 boooii 00:07:16.630 --> 00:07:18.630 Pewds: cocok sama kostum lo 00:07:18.940 --> 00:07:23.420 Jack: astaga. aneh banget. rasanya kayak gw lagi jalan dan ngeliatin kaki gw 00:07:25.200 --> 00:07:26.180 Pewds: HEY BOII 00:07:26.440 --> 00:07:26.960 00:07:34.100 --> 00:07:36.100 *retard hyena* 00:07:36.640 --> 00:07:37.760 Jack: lihat gw booiii 00:07:37.760 --> 00:07:40.040 Jack: gw ngga tau apa lo bisa liat karena ada cahaya 00:07:42.280 --> 00:07:44.280 Jack: aneh banget 00:07:44.830 --> 00:07:50.789 Pewds: WHOAA, gw kayak lagi main game Jack: jelas banget juga. Pewds: kayaknya tonjolan gw panjang, bagus! 00:07:50.789 --> 00:07:54.780 astaga.. ini luar biasa 00:08:00.840 --> 00:08:02.260 Jack: astaga 00:08:02.460 --> 00:08:05.000 Pewds: pas gw beli. reviewnya ngga bagus *WTF jack* 00:08:05.940 --> 00:08:08.500 Pewds: berenti kek. serem anjir 00:08:11.620 --> 00:08:12.720 Pewds: astaga 00:08:12.760 --> 00:08:14.280 Jack: sayap lo menghalangi 00:08:14.280 --> 00:08:16.280 Jack: keren banget 00:08:17.440 --> 00:08:21.700 Pewds: oke lo siap gw oper? 00:08:21.700 --> 00:08:22.300 ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) 00:08:23.680 --> 00:08:25.500 Jack: sekarang kita pegangan tangan ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) 00:08:25.940 --> 00:08:27.940 Pewds: lo siap operan panjang? 00:08:29.100 --> 00:08:31.100 WHOAAAAAAAHHHHHH 00:08:31.200 --> 00:08:33.200 Pewds: dia balik lagi 00:08:33.400 --> 00:08:34.930 AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH 00:08:34.930 --> 00:08:36.930 Pewds: item terakhir 00:08:37.180 --> 00:08:39.860 Pewds: item terakhir, jack lo siap? 00:08:40.080 --> 00:08:41.100 Jack: gw siap! 00:08:41.100 --> 00:08:44.160 Jack: gw suka! bra perubah hidup *wtf* 00:08:44.500 --> 00:08:47.840 Pewds: bra perubah hidup. kita harus liat 00:08:48.540 --> 00:08:55.500 Jack: size bra nya beneran Pewds: ya, gw baru tau size lo sekarang A-cup Jack: yea. kemungkinan akurat 00:08:56.100 --> 00:08:57.240 Pewds: eeewww 00:08:57.600 --> 00:08:59.060 Pewds: oh tidak 00:09:00.080 --> 00:09:02.080 00:09:02.580 --> 00:09:04.340 Pewds :hohohoho 00:09:05.020 --> 00:09:05.900 oh yeaa 00:09:06.440 --> 00:09:09.640 Pewds: jadi gay banget 00:09:09.640 --> 00:09:11.480 Jack: pewdiepie channel 2017 00:09:12.400 --> 00:09:13.660 Pewds: lo butuh bantuan? 00:09:13.660 --> 00:09:15.660 Pewds: lo mirip cewe cewe hawai gitu 00:09:15.660 --> 00:09:17.660 00:09:18.000 --> 00:09:19.980 Jack: ini kelapa gw ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) 00:09:19.980 --> 00:09:21.660 Pewds: oke. barusan- 00:09:21.660 --> 00:09:25.800 Jack: suara berisik youtube 2017 dan bugil 00:09:25.800 --> 00:09:28.500 like dan lihat channel jack untuk suatu alasan kalo lo belom lihat 00:09:29.000 --> 00:09:30.520 Pewds: seperti biasa 00:09:30.520 --> 00:09:32.520 *sister fister* 00:09:36.140 --> 00:09:39.260 Jack: bunyinya kayak ada ribuan jacksepticeye bersama sama 00:09:39.920 --> 00:09:41.920 00:09:50.480 --> 00:09:52.480 Jack: itu darude sandstorm 00:09:56.910 --> 00:10:00.410 Pewds: oh iya. kita lupa- nah itu bunyinya 00:10:09.900 --> 00:10:12.859 Jack: lumayan 00:10:12.859 --> 00:10:14.859 boleh juga