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Então bros, eu sou o Pewdiepie!

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Eu mudei de escritório, outra vez, como vocês podem ver

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outra vez

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Estou neste novo espaço, é bem fixe. É o meu espaço

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É definitivamente o meu

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espaço

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ESCOLHESTE O SÍTIO ERRADO IDIOTA

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Jackspedicey: É a minha cela
Pewds: Sempre soube que eras louco

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Sempre soube que eras um daqueles que...

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Vamos fazer ''5 Coisas Estranhas Online''

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com o Jackspedicey

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Pewds: Item número 1
Jack: Vais começar com qual?

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Não sei *risos*

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Vamos com o maior, tenho este saco cheio de coisas que comprei online

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Jack: Oh meu Deus, Santa-sama

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Ok, vamos começar com algo bem chato, mas que eu até quero experimentar

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Jackspedicey: Como se chama? Airzooka?
Pewds: SIM

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Tem o dobro do tamanho desse miúdo

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Sinto que a escala da foto não é

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perspetiva

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Então, isto é uma bazooka

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isto parece demasiado para montar

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Não, parece fixe

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Parece algo que o Megaman usaria

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Por acaso parece

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Talvez eu devesse ler as instruções

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Estás pronto para ser Airzookad?

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O que estás a fazer?

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estou, estou a zookar

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bazinga

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BAZINGA

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Estás pronto? Para seres airzooked

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não

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tens de puxar assim

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EU SABIA

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Ah, ok percebi

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o quão perto posso por?

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Eu não sei

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Estás com medo agora rapaz

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Antes gozavas com isso

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Consigo ver a tua cara estúpida daqui

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Meu Deus *risos*

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Foi mau?

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só PUM

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AH MER**

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AIRZOOKA!

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NÃOO

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ok

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vamos bro

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Estou pronto

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Se piscares os olhos, perdes

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isto não vale nada

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AHHHHH

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Airzookaa

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Ainda bem que me cobri aqui

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Partiste mesmo isso?

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não, ah siiim

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é mais pelo som

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sim, assusta-te mais

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3

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Não olhes para mim

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O que é que eu pareço?

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Uhhhh, muito estranho

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Aproxima-te da camara

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Não vejo nada

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Ok, demasiado perto, demasiado perto
Está bom

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Oh meu Deus

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Eu nem consigo ver-me

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OHMEUDEUSSSSS

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O teu disfarce

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Bem fixe

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bem fixe

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bem fixe

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BEMFIXE

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Eu gosto

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Quando vestiste eu lembrei-me quando tinha 5 anos e andava no infantário

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Eu fui vestido de Peter Pan

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Ohh

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sim e tinha exatamente esse disfarce

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mas era emprestado

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E eu fiquei a pensar ''bem, não é meu

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Portanto

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devia tirar a minha roupa interior?

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O QUE

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Não sei, foi meio nojento

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Isso é bem mais nojento do que COM roupa interior

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Eu era um miúdo, ok?

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e então fui sem a roupa interior para o palco

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Espera, assim?

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SIM

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ohhh golpe baixo

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CLARO QUE SIM

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ok, vamos ver o que temos aqui

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Acho que vi algo ali, estou entusiasmado

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O que achas?

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Não vou dizer

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Não vou dizer Felix, quero o jogo de menino

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jogo de menino?

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tem um jogo de tabuleiro aí dentro

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cala-te

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quê?

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não te preocupes Jackspediceypie

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Eu tenho o robotwist

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OHMEUDEUSSSS

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Pode rodar tudo

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Provavelmente precisa de pilhas

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Estou entusiasmado para este aqui

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se ao menos existisse um drone que voasse e tipo pousasse e rodasse

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Não há qualquer esforço

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se ao menos tivessemos outro robotwist

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Ok, estás pronto?

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whoa whoa whoa

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calma, robotwist

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pára de rodar

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Não está a parar

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máquinas, não podes confiar nelas

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ok, WHOA

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WWHOA

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como é que funciona?

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Não sei

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SIIM, robotwist robotwist robotwist

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robo twist

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robo twist

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Estava mesmo à espera que isto partisse

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Não pára

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só quer continuar a rodar

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Rotação de mamilo!

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incrível

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O que poderá destruir esse item?

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