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Ce mai faceti fratilor? Eu sunt poopiepie! Mi-am mutat biroul (al drecu) dupa cum puteti vedea

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din nou

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sunt in spatiul asta nou, e destul de tare , e spatiul M E U

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Este cu siguranta

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A L  M E U

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Big smoke: Ai ales casa gresita ba!

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jaek: E al meu! celula mea !
pewds: Stiam ca esti nebun

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Stiam ca esti unul dintre oamenii aia cu -

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Vom face 5 chestii ciudate de pe internet

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cu Jackspedicey

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Primul articol
Cu ce incepem

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nuj

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Hai sa incepem cu cel mai mare. Am sacul asta cu o gramada de cacaturi cumparate onine

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omg, e mos craciun!!1!1!!

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Ok, sa inepem cu ceva naspa dar vreau sa o incerc.

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Cum se cheama? AIRZOOKA
yeeeeah

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E cam de doua ori marimea copilului aluia.

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e perspectiva

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*ras*

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deci asta e o bazooka

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pare ca au pus prea mult efort

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ba nu, arata misto

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arata ca ceva folosit de Megaman

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da chiar arata

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Poate ar trebui sa citesc instructiunile *chiar ar trebui*

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esti pregatit sa fii impuscat cu o AIRZOOKA?

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aaaAAaah *forma pura de autism*

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ce dracu faci?

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ma ma joc

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*incearca sa il impresionezi*
*incearca sa il impresionezi*
*incearca sa il impresionezi*

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bazinga!

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BAZINGA!

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esti pregatit sa fii nimerit ba?

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nu.

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trebuie sa tragi asa

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STIAM!

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o shit, ok inteleg

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cat de aproape?

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nush :(

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esti speriat acum boi

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iti bateai joc de ea inainte

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pot sa iti vad cacatul ala de fata si prin asta

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HIROSHIMA 2K17

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omg

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a fost rau?

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doar POC

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Se strica bazooka

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o shit boi

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airzooka!!!11!!

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N U U U U!

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OK

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loveste-ma frate!

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esti gata baiete?

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is gata

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*autism v2*

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jack imitand pe autistul din stanga: Clipesti?!!1! PIERZI!

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fail

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ba chestia asta e de cacat

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sufla putin

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AAAH!

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get rekt

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bine ca era un perete aici

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ba, l-ai stricat de-adevarat?

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...

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revansa

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R A S E T E

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CERNOBIL

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e si sunetul ala

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da, te cam sperie

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Esti pe strada si acest baiat iti face asta.Ce o sa ii faci?

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Esti pe strada si acest baiat iti face asta.Ce o sa ii faci?

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Esti pe strada si acest baiat iti face asta.Ce o sa ii faci?

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3,2,1

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AMC n-ai buget de efecte

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.

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nu te uita la mine

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eu cum arat

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ca dracu de ciudat

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*vampir in calduri*

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vino mai aproape de camera

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de ce

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nu vad nimic

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OK E PREA APROAPE gata e bine

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o me god

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nici nu ma pot vedea in-

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omg

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costumu tau

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foarte tare *tari supier*

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super super ;)

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foarte tare *emoji de ok*

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imi place ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

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cand ti l-ai pus imi aminteam ca aveam 5 la gradinita

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si ma jucam peter pan

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ooh

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da si aveam fix acelasi costum

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dar era imprumutat

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si eram ceva de genul, pai nu e al meu deci ar

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ar trebui

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sa-mi dau jos chilotii?

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C E ?

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nu stiu ma gandeam ca e scarbos

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e mai scarbos cand nu ai chiloti

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eram un copil ok?

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deci am mers fara chiloti pe scena

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CUM ASA?

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D A

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mamaa, respect

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da! ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

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bun sa vedemce avem aici

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cred ca am vazut ceva acolo, vreau mai repede

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ce crezi ca e

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nu spun

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nu spun feli- VREAU BOYGAME

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BOYGAEM?

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E ceva aici cu siguranta

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taci fa!

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ce?

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nu te ingrijora jaekspediceypie

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AM ROBOTWISTUL

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O MY GOOOOD! :O

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poate roti orice

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creca are nevoie de baterii

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asta chiar ma interseaza

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daca ar fi fost o drona care ar fi zburat pana la borcan si l-ar fi deschis

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n-ar mai fi efort

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of,daca am mai fi avut inca un robo twist care sa dechida cutia...

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bine esti gata?

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hoho hooooo

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calmeza-te odata robo twist

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nu te mai invarti robo twist!

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e de neoprit

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poponari usurati

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ale dracu masinarii n-ai incredere in ele deloc

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bine OAAhAh

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*tipa*

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inca tipa

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cum merge

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nu stiu

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ROBO TWIST X 4

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doar vampiru: ROBO TWIST

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ROBO TWIST

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OOH

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OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH

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ma asteptam sa se crape tot borcanu

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nu se mai O P R E S T E

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VREA SA ROTEASCA LA INFINIT

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aahaa

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rotirea sfarcului

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a fost super tare

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ce poate fi mai tare decat lucrul ala

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care-l bate pe r o b o  t w i s t

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am vrut sa folosesc astea de ceva vreme

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si pentru ca avem costume care se potrivesc si toate cele

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ddaaaaAaAaaa?

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avem si d-astea la fel

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otamatone, asta vazusem in cutie si sunt asa fericit

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daaaaaaaar avem nevoie de BATERII

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si pentru astea

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da.

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da-l drecu pe jackspedicey

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ma joc singur

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ba ma injurai?

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N U 1!1!!!

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bulangiu

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ala-i bulangiu

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vine firu de iarba cu ceva surubelnita

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te omor

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doamne feri

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CE E MAI ENERVANT DECAT DOI IUTUBERI GALAGIOSI?

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ouale fac sunete ciudate

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pewdiepie.exe stopped working

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e ca si cum m-as uita intr-o oglinda audio

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doamne opreste-te trebuie sa sicantam ceva impreuna stai

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strigate de imperechere

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nu stiu

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ce e aia

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aia e un lucru din zelda pe care l-am invatat

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fa-o din nou

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#2k17

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Fumez cocaina

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Ma sparg in vitrina

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Dau la sec benzina

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Si o fut pe vecina (Mihaita_ttm,2k17)

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nu esti tu nambar 1 in suedia la cantatul in orchestra?

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da sunt mersi!

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sunet enervant

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ba dar sunt asa draguti

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va rog opriti-va

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earrape de calitate

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ce ar putea fi mai bun? wow, am realizat ca am fucking aripi si chestii

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rekt

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Jaek, iti place cititul?

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aaaaa

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nu

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pai am ceva pentru tine

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uaaaa, lazy

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lazy readers

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ce naiba sunt lazy readers

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sunt ochelari cu oglinzi

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da, da sunt

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ye boi!

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i se potrivesc costumului

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doamne e asa ciudat e de parca merg si ma uit la picioarele mele

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sal baiatu'

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*se sperie bajtanu*

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cum sa ai cosmaruri in 2017

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ma poti vedea baiete?!1!!

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nu stiu daca se vede din cauza luminii

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asta a fost asa ciudat

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Woah! e ca si cum m-as juca un joc. Se vede destul de bine prin ei.

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Da ba! inteleg ideea! e super tare!

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omg

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cand i-am cumparat aveau recenzii proaste

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nu mai face aia e asa ciudat- oooo

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ai aripi care isi fac treaba

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asta chiar e misto

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gata, vezi ca ti-o pasez

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acum ne tinem de maini

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esti pregatit de pasa?

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ooooooooooh

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inc-o data

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oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooh

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ultimul articol

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ultimul articol jack esti pregatit?

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daa

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"iubesc acest sutien care iti schimba viata"

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vom vedea noi

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asta chiar e un sutien
bun nu iti stiu marimea si ti-am luat unul de marimea A
da cred ca ala e bun

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eww

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a nuu

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de ce cenzuram? concluzie jack e femeie confirmed

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ohooohh

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ooo da

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pai, asta a devenit foarte gay

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canalul lui pewdiepie 2017

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ai nevoie de ajutor cu aia

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arati ca o fata hawaiiana sau ceva

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dans

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astea sunt nucile mele de cocos

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*incepe sa urle oul*
pai cam asta a fost

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asta e pewdiepie 2017: zgomote inalte si nuditate-
pewdiepie: Lasati un like si mergeti la jack pe canal daca inca nu ati facut-o

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si ca de obicei

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cum suna cand se aduna 1000 de jacksepticeye impreuna?

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adevarat

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e darude-sandstorm xD

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am uitat cum cantam.a da ala era ritmul

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idubbz: THAT'S PRETTY GOOD

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asa ramane
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