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史上最硬派的遊戲

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由兩個真男人組成

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Cinnamon Toast Ken

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呃嘔！

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我挑戰你

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呃呃呃呃

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玩剪刀石頭布！

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呃呃呃呃嘔！

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Ohhhh

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Ohhhhhhh

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Ohhhhhhhhhh

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超硬漢

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剪刀石頭布

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等等

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有個條件

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贏的人可以用先進科技

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遠端操控另一人的電腦

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30秒

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Oh My God

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我才不會輸你勒pewdiepie

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噢你等著瞧Ken

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Shit

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我超怕

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這真的不是個好主意

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我從來沒看過其他人在youtube上幹過這件事

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你就知道這是一件蠢事

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對啊其他人都表示:"我才他媽的不幹"

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ㄏㄏㄏㄏㄏㄏ

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剪刀石頭布

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我還不知道這到底能不能用,反正就先試試看

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我們要玩剪刀石頭布

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準備好了嗎

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好了

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你準備好了嗎？

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噢耶北鼻

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準備好了嗎

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Pewds:不~
Ken:耶~

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Nooo

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Noooooo

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我贏了

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我可以駭進pewdiepie的電腦了

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((求饒

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播放酷炫駭客片頭

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好的Ken, 30秒

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No!

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滾出去！Ken

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Oh yeah!

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滾出去！

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終於

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我有機會

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不

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No！不要把我的頻道刪掉

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點下去

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耶

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不

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30秒到！婊子！

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ＷＴＦ

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噢噢噢真的太驚險

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真的太驚險了

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再比一次婊子

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噢我這次一定會贏的

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我相信你會啦

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你覺得可以操控我？

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我就是在操控你

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來吧

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Pewds:Ohhhhh

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幹

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復仇時間到！婊子

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Ken:Noooo

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我...我剛剛才沒有要刪掉你的東西...真的啦...

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你剛才原本要刪掉我的頻道嘛

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讓我先連接到你的王八電腦

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噢不！你要幹嘛！

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不不拜託不要

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拜託不要

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"我是個大..."

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天殺的

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"醜..."

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倒數10秒

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"他媽的"

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"胖"

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噢噢時間快到了！

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Ken:啊~滾出去啦！
Pewds:不！搞屁噢！

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就這樣而已？！

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30秒很快der~

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好啦,這次我一定會贏

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你完了

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那個延遲害我什麼事都不能做

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呵呵呵呵呵

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也許我們該規定成更多秒數

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Pewds:Ohhhh不

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Ken:噢噢讚啦！

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耶

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我們真的該改成有更多秒數

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不...不用啦,我覺得這樣就好

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是嗎？～

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對啦這樣就好

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你在對我的封面影片幹嘛！

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噢耶

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我看不到那個網址

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你在貼上什麼

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你在貼什麼東西！

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那個是剪刀石頭布遊戲的網址啊

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幹！

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天殺的！

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時間到！！你失敗啦！

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你失敗啦！

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噢不嗚嗚

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本來會超精彩的

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來吧

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我的天啊

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放馬過來

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你應該不會連續兩次出一樣的東西吧

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噢！我的天啊

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"絕對力量"

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我恨這個遊戲

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我又要進去啦

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我忘了把視窗關掉了

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剛我幫我爭取時間

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耶

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超屌駭客技巧

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我看不到字

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只剩20秒了婊子
我看不到字！

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天殺的有用嗎！

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終於！WTF！

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怎麼沒用！

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可惡

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你被拒絕存取啦婊子

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你到底要貼什麼影片啊

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我是Cinnamon Toast Ken

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如果你在看這個影片,不要訂閱pewdiepie

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然後跟我一樣幹翻他

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知道該做什麼嗎

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你該來我的頻道

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因為我好太～多了

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你特別拍了這影片？

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影:"真的好太多"

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你這個王八蛋

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等等,你一定要看完

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影:"我是Ken,愛你們"

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媽蛋

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你一直用遠端螢幕看我出的拳嗎？？

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呃...

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呃

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沒啊

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你這個王八蛋！

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噢我超生氣我整個人在抖

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被虐吧菜鳥

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我忘記你看得到啦

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不我看不到你的螢幕了啦

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原本超簡單的啦現在怎麼變那麼難

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天殺的

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這才對嘛

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我原本不想這樣子對你的

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不要拜託

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Ken的推特:我剛才好像拉在褲子上了

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完成

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下一招

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甲甲謎片

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啊啊啊啊

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啊啊啊啊天啊啊啊不要

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不！

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噢噢噢噢不要啊啊

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我不行

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我自己也得看好嗎

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ok再一次

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來吧

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啊幹！

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尼看看你

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不要再讓我看更多甲片了拜託

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甲片網址
"這是我拍的"

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拜託拜託有儲存密碼

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我破產了啦什麼都沒有

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Shit!!(超多錢

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噢讚啦

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好啦好啦你的時間夠了

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不～不！

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我們玩最後一次

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來吧

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你會輸啦婊子

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絕對不會

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耶！

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不！

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耶！

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我剛剛沒有要幹走你的錢啦

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噢你剛剛進我的paypal嘛

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你這個婊子

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這是什麼啊

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我來看看你的私訊

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不要看我的私訊！

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滾出去啦

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不要不要傳給Leafy

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我想哈你的屌

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不要傳出去！

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傳出去啦嗚呼！

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等等這是什麼？
"兩女一..."

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你阻止不了我啦

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"兩女一..."
你最喜歡影片

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在哪裡？

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是這個嗎

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這是youtube耶WTF

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我超愛這個故事

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真是個美妙的故事

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不！

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這是殺小？！

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謝啦Ken

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啊啊

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發生什麼事

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((鬼叫

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我自己也看得到啦不嗚嗚

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我全數收回

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啊不啊啊啊

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駭入成功啦婊子

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看來你這次贏了Ken

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世上最危險的遊戲

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真的是個蠢主意

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