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*Intro gălăgios de Windows XP*

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De ce , Poods? T_T

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Hei, ce faceti prieteni, numele meu este Pewdiepie!

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Azi vom face un video cu Astley aici de fata

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Si numele lui este JO

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Cutiepie!

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Banuiesc ca il vom face cu Cutiepie

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Hei Cutiepie!

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*râde*

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Hei Pewdiepie!

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Ai purtat vreodata unul din acestea?

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Nu

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Ok atunci acum este timpul sa o faci

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Deci acest canal a sarit de la neoriginalitate completa

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La neoriginalitate completa!

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Toata lumea a mai facut asta

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Deci nu e nimic nou

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Hai sa o facem!

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Dar hai sa o facem!

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Ok, tu incepi

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*sunete sexuale*

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Ok-ahh

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Cred ca.........aughauhdsagud

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Nu inteleg nimic din ce zici

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Auhgakhgahgldasldksa

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Ce?

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Ah!

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Ah!

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Asta e , a CURGE!

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Ah!

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Eeew

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Nu pot sa ajut

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E dezgustator

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E ca o mașinărie

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Nu pot ajuta , e peste tot!

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Ok, numarul 1 - Fluierat

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Cine poate mai bine?

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Arăți așa înfricoșător.

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O Doamne , nu , TEROAREA!

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Oh!

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Ok Poods , tu nici măcar nu mai încerci.

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Nu?

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Ok, provocarea numarul 2

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Bea apa!

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Nu

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Da

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Noroc!

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Am crezut ca v-a merge

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Nu am crezut ca nu v-a merge

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Poti sa o faci?

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Ai facut-o?

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Am facut-o!

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A reusit!

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AUUUH!

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Poti sa faci asa cu limba?

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AAASDFGHJKL

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Oh acela e....

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(Un păianjen , e un păianjen)

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De ce exista asa ceva?

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EEEUUUUUUGH

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EUUUGH

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Sunt speriat, este asa de mare

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( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

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Nu pot ajunge la el :(

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OOOOH

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O Doamne! L-a omorât , acum lumea este salvată de acest demon.

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Eeeeew

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Urmatoarea provocare - Linge-ti nasul!

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Ausahgsa- poti sa o faci!

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Ah , bine , nu pot să o fac.

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TU, tu poti sa o faci!

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Nu pot!

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Urmatoa...

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Haha, ai reusit!

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Da, cred ca pot vedea

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Urmatoarea provocare!

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Trebuie sa umfli un balon

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EEEWWW

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E dezgustator-asdfdsggfr

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Nu e bine

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(Poate Marzia să o facă)

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(Poate să o facă)

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(O face)

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Ow!

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WOAH!

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Cum reusesti sa o faci?

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Iaskjdnfdsfsodi

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Ce?

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Am reusit! Am reusit! Am reusit! Am reusit!

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Am reusti imposibilul!

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Ce e in continuare?

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Urmatoarea provocare este..

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Cel mai malefic ras pe care il poti face

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AUGAHAGAGA

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Ce naiba?

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Ok :D

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Cred ca nici nu o sa mai incerc pentru ca nu am cum sa bat asa ceva

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Ok

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Ok , ești gata?

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Bun

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AAHAAHAAGAAGHAGAHGHHAAHHGH

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Urmatoarea provocare

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Este sa faci

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Baloane

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Ce?

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Oh , voiam să zic , balonașe

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AAYY

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AYYY

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Cum ai facut asta?

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(Ani de experiență)

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OH

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Ok

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Provocarea finala

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Un sarut!

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Cum?

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Nu stiu

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Ok

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Ok, un sarut frumos

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E dezgustator!

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Nu stiu cum sa chem asta, dar am reusit!

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Si a fost distractiv

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Apasati butonul de like daca v-a placut

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Uitati-va si la canalul Marziei

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Nu, nu cautati!

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Nu (da) cautati Marzia

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NU UITATI SA LASATI UN LIKE DACA V-A PLACUT si ca de fiecare data

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Brofiiiiiist

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Oh , wow , subtitrările astea m-au făcut să-mi pierd timpul.

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Ei , am făcut-o oricum

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Oh , sunteți încă aici?

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Ce faceți?

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Mergeți afară , jucați Pokemon GO!

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Nu , nu este un video ascuns la final , nu vă îngrijorați.

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Poate vă uitați la acel ,,try to not cringe,, video?

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BUNĂ MAMĂ , SUNT FATA CU SUBTITRĂRILE!

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Ok , pa , bucurați-vă de ultimele secunde ale videoclipului.