WEBVTT Kind: captions Language: id 00:00:00.000 --> 00:00:01.200 Hai! 00:00:01.260 --> 00:00:04.380 Apa kamu tertarik dengan kanal PewDiePie? 00:00:04.840 --> 00:00:06.840 Kanal terbesar di YouTube! 00:00:06.840 --> 00:00:09.840 Lebih baik daripada Jackspedicy-- 00:00:09.840 --> 00:00:11.480 Tanya aja sama orang ini! 00:00:11.780 --> 00:00:15.520 00:00:15.520 --> 00:00:16.840 Ya kan? 00:00:17.040 --> 00:00:18.880 Langganan sekarang, GRATIS! 00:00:19.580 --> 00:00:21.440 Kamu bisa jadi BRO ... 00:00:21.520 --> 00:00:23.420 ... dengan harga segini 00:00:23.420 --> 00:00:25.100 Gue kok jadi kayak Marina Joyce sih. 00:00:25.100 --> 00:00:27.080 Kita mau lihat-lihat beberapa iklan ... 00:00:28.480 --> 00:00:28.980 Iya, gue tau. 00:00:29.440 --> 00:00:30.120 Ide bagus. 00:00:30.520 --> 00:00:34.160 Gue udah cari iklan terjelek dan teraneh di internet. 00:00:34.460 --> 00:00:36.020 Kenapa kita gak lihat ... 00:00:36.680 --> 00:00:39.960 ... seberapa jelek mereka? Gue rasa kita semua pernah nonton ... 00:00:40.440 --> 00:00:44.320 ... iklan-iklan yang bisa lo telepon ... 00:00:44.520 --> 00:00:48.560 ... waktu lo gak ada kerjaan, cuma ngaso di rumah, gak ada yang bisa lo tonton di TV ... 00:00:48.780 --> 00:00:52.600 ... dan lo nontonin iklan ini, mereka jualin produk aneh ke lo ... 00:00:52.880 --> 00:00:58.420 ... dan lo kayak, "Gue gak tahu kenapa gue nonton ini, tapi gue tetep nonton dan lo tahu, ini agak menghibur sedikit." 00:00:59.550 --> 00:01:01.050 Gue gak akan be--- tapi lo tahu, gue mungkin bakal ... 00:01:01.050 --> 00:01:03.899 ... beli barang kampret itu, lo beli dan lo pake ... 00:01:03.899 --> 00:01:06.840 ... sekali dan sisanya cuma lo yang tahu. 00:01:06.840 --> 00:01:08.850 Yah, itulah jenis iklan yang bakal kita tonton. 00:01:08.850 --> 00:01:12.960 Jadi, YUK MARI! Seperti yang gue selalu bilang. 00:01:12.960 --> 00:01:16.049 Iklan: Jutaan perempuan seperti anda menderita ... 00:01:16.049 --> 00:01:18.509 Pewds: Iya, kayak gue. Makasih untuk nggak ... 00:01:18.509 --> 00:01:21.390 ... mengikutsertakan LAKI-LAKI! 00:01:21.390 --> 00:01:23.820 Iklan: Tidur di sisi badanmu tanpa ... 00:01:23.820 --> 00:01:26.430 ... pendukung payudara yang tepat bisa jadi kesalahan besar! 00:01:26.430 --> 00:01:29.310 Pewds: Gue bisa bilang iya, ini-ini adalah masalah besar ... 00:01:29.310 --> 00:01:31.079 ... tidur di sisi badan gue ... 00:01:31.079 --> 00:01:35.610 ... untuk Oppai gue, sebagai laki-laki. Makasih. 00:01:35.610 --> 00:01:42.840 Iklan: Memperkenalkan, Kush! *reggae music* (Buat yang gak tahu, kush itu ganja) 00:01:42.840 --> 00:01:45.149 Iklan: Teman tidur yang nyaman ... 00:01:45.149 --> 00:01:48.060 ... telah dikontur untuk mendukung ... Pewds: Apaan sih ini? 00:01:48.060 --> 00:01:50.159 Pewds: Jadi dia cuma kebetulan ... 00:01:50.159 --> 00:01:51.780 ... punya tas kecil itu di deketnya? 00:01:51.780 --> 00:01:54.689 Iklan: ... payudara wanita. Kush dapat menjaga ... 00:01:54.689 --> 00:01:57.439 Pewds: OOOOOOOOOOH! 00:01:57.790 --> 00:02:02.920 Iklan: Tidak perlu pakaian apapun, ini menyelip ... 00:02:02.920 --> 00:02:06.070 Pewds: Heh ... Gimana lo bisa gak liat apa yang salah ... 00:02:06.070 --> 00:02:09.610 ... dari barang ini? Nyelipin benda panjang ... 00:02:09.610 --> 00:02:11.560 ...di antara oppai lo? Gimana lo-- 00:02:11.560 --> 00:02:14.140 Kenapa gak ada yang mikir, "Heh, mungkin, itu kayak ... 00:02:14.140 --> 00:02:16.030 ... kelihatan agak aneh?" 00:02:16.030 --> 00:02:18.460 Iklan: "Kush tidak akan bergerak bahkan ketika anda berguling ... 00:02:18.460 --> 00:02:21.850 ... dari sisi ke sisi. Kush menyediakan kenyamanan dan ... 00:02:21.850 --> 00:02:23.320 ... penyelarasan tulang belakang yang baik untuk ... 00:02:23.320 --> 00:02:26.260 ... posisi tidur menyamping, ibu hamil, ibu menyusui, ... 00:02:26.260 --> 00:02:28.330 ... dan pemulihan pasca operasi." *blah blah blah i know* 00:02:28.330 --> 00:02:30.010 Pewds: Yang gue pengen tanya sekarang, mungkin agak aneh tapi ... 00:02:30.010 --> 00:02:32.620 ... err, kalo payudara lo ukuran C atau lebih ... 00:02:32.620 --> 00:02:34.870 emang ini jadi masalah? 00:02:34.870 --> 00:02:39.340 Gue bener-bener penasaran, apa payudara ukuran D ... 00:02:39.340 --> 00:02:41.800 ... m-maksud gue, ukuran B .... Gue gak tahu mau bilang apa. 00:02:41.800 --> 00:02:44.980 Sialan, mereka beneran bangkrut! 00:02:44.980 --> 00:02:50.410 Yaelaaah! Gak bisa, jangan Kush Support! 00:02:50.410 --> 00:02:53.380 Sialan! Iklan: "Untuk lebih dari 100 tahun, kita selalu ... 00:02:53.380 --> 00:02:56.290 ... meremukkan dan melipat tisu toilet ..." 00:02:56.290 --> 00:02:59.470 Pewds: Ratusan tahun sudah, teman-teman, kita selalu ... 00:02:59.470 --> 00:03:02.739 ... cebok pake tisu toilet. *lol ewww* 00:03:02.739 --> 00:03:05.470 Iklan: "Akhirnya, sekarang sudah ada cara yang lebih baik ..." Pewds: YES! *girang* 00:03:05.470 --> 00:03:07.930 Iklan: blah blah blah // Pewds: *still excited* 00:03:07.930 --> 00:03:09.880 perbaikan untuk kertas toilet seperti yang kita tahu 00:03:09.880 --> 00:03:12.459 sejak tahun 1880-an itu adalah yang pertama 00:03:12.459 --> 00:03:14.950 Kemajuan pertama sejak era 1880? 00:03:14.950 --> 00:03:17.140 Ada apa di tahun 1880? 00:03:17.140 --> 00:03:19.420 Pewds: Lihat seberapa panjang ...( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) 00:03:19.420 --> 00:03:22.330 ... lu bisa memperpanjang lengan lo kalo lo punya ini? 00:03:22.330 --> 00:03:25.150 Iklan: "Anda bisa memakai ini untuk menyikat badan anda." // Pewds: Ih, itu ... 00:03:25.150 --> 00:03:27.640 ... jijik banget kali. Lo gak akan- 00:03:27.640 --> 00:03:29.560 Lo gak akan make ini buat mandi kan?( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) 00:03:29.560 --> 00:03:31.450 tisu toilet dan pergi hanya melalui 00:03:31.450 --> 00:03:33.040 Iklan: "Tinggal pencet tisunya lepas!" 00:03:33.040 --> 00:03:35.230 *jangan buang sampah ke dalem toilet guys* // Pewds: Ya Tuhan ... 00:03:35.230 --> 00:03:37.060 Iklan: "Coba pikir, tisu toilet itu udah kuno ... 00:03:37.060 --> 00:03:39.370 ... dan menjijikkan." 00:03:39.370 --> 00:03:41.019 Pewds: Anjir, gue gak pernah kepikiran gitu! Danny, ente pernah? 00:03:41.019 --> 00:03:43.420 Emma, lo pernah mikir gak ... 00:03:43.420 --> 00:03:46.390 ... betapa kacau dan menjijikkan tisu toilet itu? 00:03:46.390 --> 00:03:48.670 Tapi kalo dipikir-pikir, dia ada benernya juga. 00:03:48.670 --> 00:03:50.560 Emang agak jijik sih ... 00:03:50.560 --> 00:03:52.750 ... kalo tangan lo deket ke anus lo. 00:03:52.750 --> 00:03:55.420 Tapi kan abis itu lo cuci tangan juga. Lo cuci tangan ... 00:03:55.420 --> 00:03:57.790 ... iya kan? *hayo ngaku* 00:03:57.790 --> 00:04:00.549 blah blah blah ... 00:04:00.549 --> 00:04:03.070 memiliki kelebihan dan kekurangan oh 00:04:03.070 --> 00:04:07.870 Pewds: Ew, gak ... Dia bilang apa? 00:04:07.870 --> 00:04:09.760 Iklan: Menjadi pria besar tentu ada keuntungan ... 00:04:09.760 --> 00:04:12.849 dan kelemahannya." 00:04:12.849 --> 00:04:15.010 ...soliter ekstensi kertas lengan dan pemegang 00:04:15.010 --> 00:04:17.620 Siapa yg mau nyolok.. 00:04:17.620 --> 00:04:19.419 bujurnya(?) angkat tangan! XD 00:04:19.419 --> 00:04:23.470 Gw pikir gw punya.. 00:04:23.470 --> 00:04:27.220 bendanya. Gw dapet bukan cuma.. 00:04:27.220 --> 00:04:30.190 penyeka dibawah standar. gw pikir kita.. 00:04:30.190 --> 00:04:32.260 tidak mendapatkan benda yang sama seperti di video itu, tetapi.. 00:04:32.260 --> 00:04:34.600 apapun kami akan kami akan mencobanya akan mencoba dan 00:04:34.600 --> 00:04:35.590 melihat apakah itu baik mereka bisa mendapatkan itu 00:04:35.590 --> 00:04:38.020 tificate Anda harus tetap optimis 00:04:38.020 --> 00:04:41.590 ini anatomis dirancang dengan baik 00:04:41.590 --> 00:04:43.810 itu kuat kuat seperti Swedia 00:04:43.810 --> 00:04:46.720 Ohh Man Aku akan istirahat itu akan baik-baik saja jadi aku 00:04:46.720 --> 00:04:53.260 memiliki beberapa kertas toilet jadi mari saya kira 00:04:53.260 --> 00:04:55.630 saya kira saya harus menyeka pantat saya Maksudku 00:04:55.630 --> 00:04:58.990 yang intinya adalah bukan untuk menghapus 00:04:58.990 --> 00:05:03.160 pantat Anda baik-baik saja, jadi saya tidak melihat tidak terlihat 00:05:03.160 --> 00:05:08.169 Danny 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