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APA KABARNYA , SQUAD FAAM?!

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hari ni gue mau, pamer.. 
*ngasih tau apa ngasih tau?*

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karna gue punya "HONOR 7X"

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gue tau, kalian iri

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gue fans beratnya android

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gue punya versi sebelumnya dan gue seneng banget sama ini hp

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jadi, jelas aja gue bakal nunjukin

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dia punya fitur "full-view" biar layarnya lebih gede

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rasanya keren banget ditangan lo, beneran

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gue bisa megang ini seharian

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*cengengesan*

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layarnya keren, warnanya keren

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gue udah maen beberapa game di sini dan ini gapernah ngelag, bener bener lancar

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ini hape yang  bagus buat gaming dan gue gue bisa bahagia sama ini.

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jujur aja, ini hape bagus buat gaming gue seneng  banget sama ini

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Dan bagian yang paling keren,

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jangka baterainya

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gue udah maen 30 menit, baterainya belom berkurang sama sekali

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gue bener bener kagum sama ini, dan gue ga cuma pamer

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gue sebenernya pengen ngasih ke kalian, 5 hape ini

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jadi liat aja link di deskripsi dan lo bisa  menangin salah satunya

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gue mulai aja vidionya, gue mau selesein ini bentar, jangan khawatir

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LIAT, LINK DI DESKRIPSI *ear rape*

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HALLOOO?

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SEMUANYA

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ada mic, ada green screen

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"WHAT? PewDiePie ningkatin kualitasnya"

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"dan gue tau dan gue bakal ngelike vidio ini karena itu"

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Oh, Tuhan. Disini panas banget disini

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Ini, Di, a

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interaksi sama orang

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dan cara interaksi sama orang, ini bener bener cara yang normal yang harus lo lakuin

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apa apaan nih, cok?

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gue nungguin loading lama banget buat ginian? njir!

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apaan, lo mau kemana

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*LOADING SCREEN*

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eh mas, eh, eh, eh lo, eh, howo

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eh, eh, eh lo, permisi, permisi, permiisii?

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permisi, HALO?

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HALOooOoH?

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HALLOOO-

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*loading screen lagi*

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HAE HAE

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AH

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DAAH

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oh lo suka dragonball ?, eh liat ada gue!

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mantep njengg

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*teriak gajelas*

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*layar loading nge-roast pewds*

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kenapa jadi sosial susah banget? ini lebih susah di kehidupan nyata! Gimana caranya berinteraksi online?

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GIMANA?

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KASIH TAU! gue mau jadi sosyel

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gue mau berinteraksi

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gue mau nyari temen, tapi gue sendirian disini

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weh gokil, gue bisa jadi guts

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HOOW HOW

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*teriak gajelas lagi

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ini lebih seru kalo gue punya temen

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bentar, gue bisa jadi mobil yoshi?

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bagus

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ini apa apaan dah, cok?

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*suara tembak tembakan*

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HEEYY!

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hey (8x), hey whatsup?

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lo pada bisa denger gue ga?

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lo bisa ngeliat gue ga?

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penguin : itu kapal selam!
pewds : bukan, ini kapal selam yoshi!

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penguin : weh, kapal selam bisa jadi robot?

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pewds : IYA, BISA

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*cewe anime teriak onii--chan*

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gue pikir mereka gabisa denger, halo bisa denger ga?  halo? halo?

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HALO, LO PADA BISA DENGER GUE GA?!

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penguin : weh, robot yg lain

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LO BISA DENGER GA?

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*loading screen ke 69x*

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*pewds pedo*

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ey, ey njeng , ey njeng , lu bisa denger gua kaga ? , bisa denger gua kaga ?

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bisa denger gua kaga ?

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hello... hey...

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bisa denger gua kaga ? , bisa denger guahh kagaa

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LO
Iya

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Gabung bersama kami

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ngga

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dimana gue bisa jadi poopy butthole?

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tuh dia!

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emang harus gua lakuin ?

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gue gabisa mendekat

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ngga

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saladass mending lu lakuin

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ayo...
dia milih si poopy butthole

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oke iya gue lakuin

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mana saos szechuan nya

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MANE SAOS SZECHUANNYAAAA

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gua pickle RIIIIICKKK

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Pixel :Hey ! Bajingan saladass .
Pewds : yeah Apaan cok ?

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Pixel : gimana kabar lu?
Pewds : ngga gimana mana cok

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buset.. apaan nih? sini sini, gue pegang

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bakalan gua telen lu kalo nggak ngasih gua emasnya

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eh denger gendut, kasih liat dab tergendut lo, dan gue bakal.. pikirin lagi

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apa lu bilang ?

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gue panggil lo gendut... mau apa luu??

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oke, semuane pada muter balek , gua ga mau lu pada ngeliat ini

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ngga, ey ey ey, gue punya bini, tolong, stop biarin gue sendiri!!!

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pada kemana nih para poopy buttholes ?

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semua poopy buttholes pergi dunia yang laen cok

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dunia mana ? bawa gua kesana , tolong... nyawa gua tergantung soalnya

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oke lah pewdiepie bro

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apa apaan lu gua itu poopy butthole

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eh emang lu poopy butthole yang asli ?

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gua yang asli cok , udah gua bilangin berkali kali

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buktiin coba joget dikit
Pewds : jogetan ala poopy butthole ?

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ye , sekarang 
anjrit dia yang asli

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kan... kan..., dah gua bilangin

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semuane peniru
gua tau semuane peniru cuman gua yang bisa kaya gini

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dewa dewanya di atas sana, kita nyembah mereka

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oh oke tentu aja

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ye , ye , tolong puji mereka

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turunkan lutut mu sembah mereka

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apa keuntungannya suku ini ?

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sehat sejahtera (iq lu naek sampe 3000) dan iq lu naek 10 kali, 10 kali ? gua dah ngerasa pintar sekarang

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eyy , yo pinguen , semuane tangkep pinguen

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tengkep pinguen sialan itu

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WARGHHHHH

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pergi lu anjeng

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tangkep pinguen sialan itu

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, kemana dia ?

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mana si saladass ?
ey penguen kalo lu masuk bakal gua pijit

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sini sini gua pijit lu 
ye , liat , dia bakalan pijit lu

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ah yeah , lu suka njeng ?

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gua ngiliat apaan jancok

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oke saladass jadi wakil gua

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ndak ndak ndak , gua pemimpinnya

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kita kan udah bersama sama ngelewati ini

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kita kan udah ngadaain pemilu dan gua menang !, 
ayo adaain pemilu lagi, ini kan demokrasi

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ini lah pemilihan malam di amerika

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dengerin bakalan ada jaminan kesehatan gratis untuk semuanya

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lu ga bisa curi ide gua
P : DIEMDIEM , bakalan ada jaminan kesehatan gratis yang sama

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dan itu lumayan dari pada milik dia

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yea

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bener bener , yeah gua tau
mendingan ? jelasin njeng

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taco gratis

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setiap jumat

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gua bakalan ngelakuin dab tersusah yang pernah gua lakuin

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buat nunjukin bahwa orang ini ga pantes
(lu beruntung lu punya vibe system, kalo kaga..)

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ini nih..... lu siap ??

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P A A A A A!!! AHHH!

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A A H H

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lagu kebangsaan amerika......