WEBVTT Kind: captions Language: en 00:00:00.030 --> 00:00:01.899 Michael 00:00:01.900 --> 00:00:03.340 Motherfucking 00:00:03.340 --> 00:00:07.320 McCrudden AKA Fact God 00:00:07.560 --> 00:00:08.480 Michael McCrudden 00:00:09.180 --> 00:00:11.460 Did another video on me!! Thank God!! 00:00:12.360 --> 00:00:13.940 Thank you! 00:00:14.060 --> 00:00:20.200 His first video he did was a before I was famous video, and he got every fact 00:00:20.940 --> 00:00:22.119 ONE HUNDRED PERCENT 00:00:22.119 --> 00:00:24.566 Correct. Michael is never wrong. 00:00:24.566 --> 00:00:26.938 And of course, there's one of me 00:00:26.940 --> 00:00:28.620 Let's watch it together. 00:00:28.700 --> 00:00:31.100 Before he started earning 4 million a year 00:00:31.100 --> 00:00:31.600 For a million a year 00:00:32.200 --> 00:00:33.140 (Wait for punchline) 00:00:34.960 --> 00:00:35.460 That's cute (GOT EM) 00:00:35.460 --> 00:00:36.940 Felix Keelburg 00:00:37.560 --> 00:00:38.900 (Gasp of mock surprise) 00:00:39.820 --> 00:00:41.820 Felix Keelburg 00:00:43.300 --> 00:00:45.300 Sorry what? 00:00:45.540 --> 00:00:48.620 Michael made a video called Pewdiepie: The Rich Life. 00:00:48.620 --> 00:00:50.440 Will he get my name, right? 00:00:50.440 --> 00:00:53.460 I'm so excited. Let's watch. 00:00:53.480 --> 00:00:56.940 Pewdiepie's long reign- Are you fu-? You cheated Michael! 00:00:57.220 --> 00:00:58.480 Michael, I know you're watching this 00:00:58.480 --> 00:01:00.800 you cheated yooo00 00:01:00.800 --> 00:01:01.900 oooo0000000000oooooooo 00:01:01.980 --> 00:01:04.120 God damn, I'm so disappointed. 00:01:04.120 --> 00:01:04.680 **The King of YouTube** 00:01:04.740 --> 00:01:08.540 Heavy lies the crown, but this man has little to worry 'bout 00:01:08.580 --> 00:01:11.140 because he's made **BILLIONS** and millions of duh- what? 00:01:11.380 --> 00:01:13.380 Did he just say *B*illions and millions 00:01:13.900 --> 00:01:15.200 Billions and Millions and, 00:01:15.220 --> 00:01:16.720 he definitely said Billion 00:01:16.800 --> 00:01:17.960 *B*illions and millions of dollars 00:01:19.300 --> 00:01:22.080 YouTube, Michael is saying that I'm making billions 00:01:24.080 --> 00:01:24.580 WTF 00:01:25.320 --> 00:01:25.960 NONONONO 00:01:26.080 --> 00:01:26.580 DON'T 00:01:26.580 --> 00:01:27.820 DON'T YOU MONETIZE THE VIDEO 00:01:28.100 --> 00:01:28.600 I'M SORRY (click) 00:01:28.600 --> 00:01:29.100 GODDDDAMMMMITTT 00:01:29.100 --> 00:01:30.980 NOOOO PLEASEEEEE!!!!! 00:01:31.860 --> 00:01:32.580 (ORGASMS) 00:01:32.860 --> 00:01:33.840 It could be billions 00:01:33.840 --> 00:01:34.840 I'm sure 00:01:34.840 --> 00:01:37.400 Pewdiepie doesn't like to spend his wealth on materialistic goods- 00:01:37.400 --> 00:01:39.140 The money just go up my ass? Hell yeah! 00:01:39.140 --> 00:01:40.700 In fact on Instagram 00:01:40.700 --> 00:01:44.080 He posted that an expensive whiskey is the only luxury, 00:01:44.080 --> 00:01:46.460 he'll allow himself to spend his money on. 00:01:46.460 --> 00:01:47.460 Goddamn it! 00:01:48.100 --> 00:01:51.260 This is going to be the most boring life- of the rich life 00:01:51.939 --> 00:01:54.989 this is gonna be the most boring episode of the rich life, because I'm 00:01:55.920 --> 00:01:57.440 I'm SO boring. 00:01:57.440 --> 00:02:01.860 I don't spend money on anything. I have my computer. I got my Whiskey 00:02:01.980 --> 00:02:04.620 But let's just watch him say what he says that we have- 00:02:04.620 --> 00:02:08.280 He has picked up a few pets including his pugs: Edgar and Maeyah 00:02:08.600 --> 00:02:09.940 (Satisfied laugh) 00:02:09.940 --> 00:02:16.320 Maya. I mean of course Fact God Michael, Maya, your name is Maeyah now. Come here 00:02:17.440 --> 00:02:19.170 Your name is Maeyah now, okay? 00:02:19.170 --> 00:02:22.120 And you did not cost that much by the way. 00:02:22.120 --> 00:02:23.640 Maeyah: WHAT?! 00:02:23.640 --> 00:02:25.860 Maya is like our budget dog because she only has one eye (oh hp ho the pirates life for me) 00:02:26.230 --> 00:02:32.550 So she was a lot cheaper. We got her when we had barely any money. I bought her from my parents Christmas money 00:02:34.209 --> 00:02:38.579 But you know a blessing in disguise because she was she's such a wonderful dog 00:02:38.580 --> 00:02:43.740 You know so this is like poor and then like a nicely bred 00:02:44.500 --> 00:02:46.500 perfect pug 00:02:47.140 --> 00:02:48.630 But he's the fucking asshole 00:02:48.630 --> 00:02:54.719 He's the worst thing that's ever happened to me. So you know having money isn't really worth it. Is it worth it 00:02:54.910 --> 00:02:57.689 Edgar? Huh, huh is it? (Soft gentle kisses) 00:02:58.239 --> 00:03:00.480 The answer: Nein (NO) 00:03:00.480 --> 00:03:04.919 And he's also got a frog being Slippy, or is it Sippy. I'm not sure. What do you mean? 00:03:05.470 --> 00:03:07.949 Michael what've I- what 00:03:08.800 --> 00:03:10.800 Michael McCrudden 00:03:10.980 --> 00:03:14.460 What do you mean? What is the name of PewdiePie's toad? 00:03:15.660 --> 00:03:16.160 SLIPPY 00:03:16.920 --> 00:03:17.960 WHAT DO YOU MEAN 00:03:17.960 --> 00:03:18.840 But here on The Rich Life 00:03:18.840 --> 00:03:22.620 We did some more digging and it seems that, Pewdiepie owns at least two cars 00:03:22.620 --> 00:03:27.989 And we ain't talking about this piece of shit. [blimey] Hey, man, that's offensive 00:03:28.120 --> 00:03:32.399 I still own that car by the way. I can't get it to start anymore, but 00:03:33.519 --> 00:03:39.389 Pewdiepie actually owns a volvo XC90- How the fuck does that nibba know that 00:03:40.030 --> 00:03:41.950 excuse my language, but 00:03:41.950 --> 00:03:43.780 Michael did some digging 00:03:43.780 --> 00:03:49.980 WHAT?! How did he- I never posted that and he even got the model of the mini right? What is happening? 00:03:50.500 --> 00:03:52.500 Michael? 00:03:53.800 --> 00:03:57.580 Michael, you out there? Michael motherfuckin MCCCCCRRRUDDDEN 00:03:57.700 --> 00:04:03.570 He also got himself a 1982 Honda motor- That I posted on Instagram but how? 00:04:03.570 --> 00:04:05.480 Nonono remove that zero on that thing 00:04:05.480 --> 00:04:08.760 I'm not gonna spend that much on a fucki- unless he decided to make the seaside vacation 00:04:08.940 --> 00:04:15.200 spot In Brighton, England, his HOME and here, well the rent, It doesn't come cheap- Yeah why am I living here? 00:04:15.720 --> 00:04:19.860 I don- I don't understand Pewdiepie was still renting his property this is pretty shocking stuff 00:04:20.000 --> 00:04:24.380 Why does everybody think that I rent?! I don't rent okay? 00:04:25.080 --> 00:04:27.080 You gotta invest in 00:04:27.340 --> 00:04:28.840 properties man 00:04:28.840 --> 00:04:33.400 You got to protect your wealth from inflation, man 00:04:33.480 --> 00:04:38.040 I'm not going to end up in 30 years, "Hey guys. It's me 00:04:38.760 --> 00:04:43.780 Let's do Scare Pewdiepie S24" Does anyone have my fucking cigarette? 00:04:45.120 --> 00:04:51.880 Money nation.com has pegged Pewdiepie net worth at 90 million- DAMN Money Nation 00:04:52.080 --> 00:04:57.740 Very generous of you. MoneyNation! hell yeah man. Hell yeah money nation money nation 00:04:58.200 --> 00:05:00.560 the Pewdiepie net worth comes from 00:05:01.140 --> 00:05:03.620 Minus estimated tax. What are you smoking? 00:05:04.880 --> 00:05:08.920 Don't you know that I am in the 45% tax bracket 00:05:09.080 --> 00:05:09.880 (pleasure) 00:05:09.880 --> 00:05:13.680 Why am I in UK everyone is always like "Pewdiepie? He's so humble" 00:05:14.200 --> 00:05:17.700 No, If I don't spend money. I don't have to tax it 00:05:18.720 --> 00:05:23.600 If I end up in Anguilla all of a sudden "Hey guys, I live in Anguilla now" 00:05:24.300 --> 00:05:26.420 that's because I love Anguilla and 00:05:27.220 --> 00:05:30.520 Not because of any other reason. What else do they have in this list 00:05:30.960 --> 00:05:35.540 Cayman Islands, everyone. That seems like a good place to live or Ghana 00:05:36.240 --> 00:05:38.840 Ghana seems like my new favorite place 00:05:43.060 --> 00:05:46.420 NATIONAL GHANA ANTHEM OVERLAPPED OVER PEWDI FACE WITH THE CASH FLOW 00:05:48.690 --> 00:05:54.499 I generally don't care about income, but seeing this has generally brought a smile upon my face 00:05:54.770 --> 00:06:01.940 And there's the website: realitystarsnetwork.com which concluded that his net worth is 50 million dollars.To be honest 00:06:01.940 --> 00:06:07.730 No one really knows how much money is in Pewdiepie bank account besides himself, but seeing as he's clocked in over 15 00:06:07.730 --> 00:06:12.649 Billion views and branched off into multiple other ventures, let's take a shot in the dark and go with 00:06:13.680 --> 00:06:15.510 FIFTY MILLION 00:06:15.510 --> 00:06:18.000 "Totally random guess" -by Michael McCrudden 00:06:18.100 --> 00:06:23.120 Well, if it comes from Michael McCrudden's mouth, it has to be 00:06:23.120 --> 00:06:23.620 TRUE 00:06:23.620 --> 00:06:26.020 It's solid fact it's written in the diary 00:06:26.440 --> 00:06:28.960 It's written in the dictionary 00:06:28.960 --> 00:06:29.760 It is written in the 00:06:29.760 --> 00:06:31.020 BI!IBLE!! 00:06:31.720 --> 00:06:36.940 I'm going to walk you through his financial come up and what he spent his fortune on here for you on the Rich life. 00:06:36.950 --> 00:06:41.269 My name is Michael Creton and I got a question- Wait a minute, Did I pronounce Michael's name wrong? 00:06:42.120 --> 00:06:44.120 [shut up] Am I guilty 00:06:44.400 --> 00:06:46.400 of the same 00:06:47.130 --> 00:06:48.300 crimes 00:06:48.300 --> 00:06:53.570 My name's Michael McCrudden I getto- Michael Creton? What happened to the MAC? You can't just skip the Mac 00:06:54.000 --> 00:06:57.679 What is the name of Pewdiepie's cameraman? His hard-working dude? 00:06:57.680 --> 00:07:01.040 Who doesn't get nearly enough credit and he has a very beautiful name? 00:07:01.340 --> 00:07:06.830 Take a guess the answer will be at the end of this video. Now, let's jump into this episode of The Rich Life. 00:07:06.830 --> 00:07:07.330 Okay 00:07:07.330 --> 00:07:13.320 what's the name of my cameraman then Michael? Anywho let's hope we share some of that whiskey with his cameraman, "Michael" His name is BRAD 00:07:13.800 --> 00:07:19.370 What. I knew you know, I'm sorry. I'm sorry. Solid fact: his name's Michael everyone 00:07:22.440 --> 00:07:26.520 June of 2014 his good friends at the time over at the Wall Street Journal 00:07:26.540 --> 00:07:33.080 They've reported that Pewdiepie had earned four million dollars in 2013 alone and that when him and WSJ were cool 00:07:33.780 --> 00:07:36.960 WSJ? [ahhah] More like S-doublejew- 00:07:38.220 --> 00:07:40.080 JW, am I right? 00:07:40.080 --> 00:07:45.840 (Autistic screech) I don't know why it's so hard for people to like speculate net worth. Literally 00:07:46.140 --> 00:07:54.140 How much is a thousand views worth on YouTube. Okay. Great. Let's make it two dollars because that's a pretty shitty CPM otherwise 00:07:57.000 --> 00:08:00.920 (ANIME BGM) 00:08:02.380 --> 00:08:04.680 Minus taxes. (Hit: 5 damage) 00:08:04.680 --> 00:08:08.760 I really should have done more math stuff before I made the original Before They Were Famous video 00:08:08.820 --> 00:08:09.960 I screwed up. 00:08:10.000 --> 00:08:11.120 AHAHyeahHAHA 00:08:11.860 --> 00:08:16.400 Michael, you can't screw up. You're the fact God. Never forget it. 00:08:16.400 --> 00:08:19.080 Pewdiepie's unstoppable trajectory took a small hit in 00:08:19.360 --> 00:08:22.940 2017 when the Wall Street journal labeled him as an anti-semite 00:08:23.090 --> 00:08:30.310 They pieced together comedic bits taken from multiple videos including a very obvious joke- Goddamn it was obvious. Thank you Michael 00:08:30.460 --> 00:08:33.370 God bless your soul! Michael: Fact God 00:08:34.159 --> 00:08:35.719 McCrudden 00:08:35.720 --> 00:08:38.480 He even had a few guys hold up a sign that read 00:08:38.680 --> 00:08:44.520 Well, you know what it said- Yeah we don't have to- we don't have to talk about that anymore, right Michael? Thank you Michael 00:08:44.529 --> 00:08:46.600 God bless you. Love you. Call me 00:08:47.200 --> 00:08:51.820 Anywho, it ended up being the most expensive five bucks Felix had ever spent. 00:08:52.800 --> 00:08:53.300 (Sad realization faked by even sadder burst of laughter) 00:08:53.880 --> 00:08:54.500 Yeah, that's probably true 00:08:55.240 --> 00:08:58.580 But Pewdiepie lost out on multiple branded deals, his entertainment 00:08:58.780 --> 00:09:04.060 network Revelmode was shut down and his Youtube Red series Scare Pewdiepie S02: It was CANNED 00:09:04.260 --> 00:09:07.740 SCARE PEWDIEPIE AHHHHHH canned 00:09:08.600 --> 00:09:10.100 But I still got paid anyway!! 00:09:11.240 --> 00:09:17.160 ||Why can't we be friends? Why can't we be friends? Why can't we|| Heyyyy 00:09:18.340 --> 00:09:19.420 Dab on them. 00:09:19.580 --> 00:09:20.300 HATER 00:09:20.440 --> 00:09:21.980 I can't put a number on these potential losses 00:09:22.620 --> 00:09:28.020 One can assume it was well into millions- but I still got paid anyway ah 00:09:28.840 --> 00:09:30.400 ah 00:09:30.400 --> 00:09:32.400 less effort ah 00:09:32.600 --> 00:09:34.600 more money ah 00:09:34.700 --> 00:09:36.720 Pewdiepie still has plenty of other revenue streams 00:09:36.980 --> 00:09:44.060 Let's take a look at his merch line. Over at Pewdiepie fan fibre dotcom, you can pick up a fidget spinner for 13.49 00:09:45.280 --> 00:09:49.980 I love how that's the only thing you can buy in my merch right now. You can buy a fucking fidget spinner 00:09:50.460 --> 00:09:50.960 (Sad realization faked by even sadder burst of laughter) 00:09:52.820 --> 00:09:57.460 March done right, everyone- A t-shirt for 30.99 or a hoodie for 60 bucks 00:09:57.769 --> 00:10:01.539 Okay, first first of all Michael McCrudden: Fact God 00:10:02.300 --> 00:10:08.940 It said sold out clearly, so, no you can't buy them. Second of all: Is it really 60 bucks? 00:10:09.380 --> 00:10:09.880 No fucking way 00:10:10.360 --> 00:10:16.300 For me it's 34 pounds. What's that in dollar? That's $44. What are you smoking Michael? 00:10:16.640 --> 00:10:18.680 Michael Fact GOOOOOOOOOOOODDDDD 00:10:18.820 --> 00:10:20.179 Fuck man 00:10:20.179 --> 00:10:24.819 Inflation is going to ruin me guys. I'm 100% in a couple of years going to be like, "Hey guys, 00:10:24.819 --> 00:10:27.699 It's gay Pewdiepast S89 00:10:28.369 --> 00:10:29.899 welcome AAAAHHHH 00:10:29.899 --> 00:10:33.099 So scared. I'm so scared by all these things 00:10:33.520 --> 00:10:39.180 His new line is titled "Context Matters" which backs up his defense against the WSJ 00:10:39.180 --> 00:10:42.280 Now I think these are pretty dope and I'm likely not the only one! 00:10:42.282 --> 00:10:44.100 Hell Yeah Michael. Give me your address 00:10:44.110 --> 00:10:47.050 I will send you all the fidget spinners 00:10:47.050 --> 00:10:52.599 You need baby. If only one and every 5,000 viewers were to buy something from this website Pewdiepie 00:10:52.600 --> 00:10:57.699 would take home another 40 million in merchandise revenue. [WOOW] You heard the Fact God 00:10:58.519 --> 00:11:03.099 Everyone, link in the description. Buy a fidget spinner and cure 00:11:05.740 --> 00:11:10.520 MY DEPRESSSSSSSSSSIIIIIIIIOOOONNNNNNN 00:11:10.720 --> 00:11:11.860 Okay, I'm sorry Felix 00:11:11.860 --> 00:11:16.659 But we ain't done just yet. Of course there is his book "This Book Loves You" which became a New York Times 00:11:16.910 --> 00:11:20.559 Bestseller and his video games like Pewdiepie's Tuber Simulator 00:11:20.559 --> 00:11:26.828 They both did insanely well [GAH!] Believe it or not. I made these things because I wanted to make stuff that you guys can enjoy and 00:11:26.990 --> 00:11:32.199 It's really I know like not everyone can get one I know everyone's financial situation is different 00:11:32.209 --> 00:11:39.279 But the fact that you guys got a supportive stuff that I personally made and spent a lot of time into creating 00:11:40.279 --> 00:11:42.249 It's very very humbling to see that 00:11:42.249 --> 00:11:43.309 I have people that actually 00:11:43.309 --> 00:11:49.089 Does that, and that really, really means a lot and it's really not about "Ey let so many people as possible can buy so I could 00:11:49.089 --> 00:11:53.589 Get more money." It's just seeing you guys at the meetups and all that shit. It's really really cool 00:11:53.589 --> 00:11:57.669 I really really appreciate it, and I don't see why the fuck anyone would do it 00:11:57.670 --> 00:11:59.619 I guess what I'm trying to say 00:11:59.619 --> 00:12:03.159 Let's take a look at what he spent his fortune on. Let's kick things off with real estate 00:12:03.369 --> 00:12:09.189 Pewdiepie was kicked out of his East Essex Brighton flat by his landlord for making too much noise while filming his videos 00:12:09.379 --> 00:12:15.609 Back then he and his girlfriend were- How the fuck did you find that? That's where I used to live: The Middle One 00:12:16.129 --> 00:12:17.839 Second Top Floor 00:12:17.839 --> 00:12:21.518 WHAT THE FUCK, I'm so amazed that we got the deposit back from that place 00:12:22.180 --> 00:12:27.340 Edgar fucked that place up he shit all over the place. Goddamn, never forget it 00:12:27.340 --> 00:12:29.860 a two-bedroom flat can cost anywhere from 1500 00:12:30.200 --> 00:12:35.120 That's pretty cheap though. For Brighton, that's a cheap price. And that's on the cheap side- Oh My God 00:12:35.850 --> 00:12:40.399 Fact God Michael! He got it right! I mean he always get it right, what am I talking about? 00:12:40.399 --> 00:12:42.948 Now I got to thank Pewdiepie's BROs |Hell yeah| for helping me out on this one 00:12:42.949 --> 00:12:44.040 I scroll through 00:12:44.040 --> 00:12:47.420 Pewdiepie's Instagram account and found two pictures of car interiors 00:12:47.420 --> 00:12:51.585 Then I looked at the comments and the bros had figured out which cars they were 00:12:51.585 --> 00:12:52.639 So it wasn't Michael 00:12:52.640 --> 00:12:56.959 It was you guys who find out my car. Goddammit, you sneaky son of a bitch. 00:12:56.960 --> 00:13:00.620 Of course, I'm such a fuckin [faggot] (don't worry pewds we already knew that) that I get a 00:13:00.680 --> 00:13:04.939 Swedish man, Swedish car. It's owned by Chinese people, nah, but let's pretend that never happened 00:13:04.939 --> 00:13:09.949 So there you have it The Rich Life of Pewdiepie. That one's in the can. My name's Michael McCrudden, I'll see you guys in 00:13:09.949 --> 00:13:10.980 another video. BOOOM 00:13:11.060 --> 00:13:11.580 ALRIGHT 00:13:11.580 --> 00:13:17.840 That was the video. [boom] Michael, of course, even though the video is done leaves me as the outro to hit that 10-minute mark 00:13:17.840 --> 00:13:19.760 God bless your soul Michael. God bless 00:13:20.560 --> 00:13:21.060 FUCK YOU 00:13:21.060 --> 00:13:21.560 BOOM