WEBVTT Kind: captions Language: da 00:00:00.000 --> 00:00:03.740 00:00:03.740 --> 00:00:06.560 Hey YouTube 00:00:06.560 --> 00:00:08.320 *Episk musik spiller* 00:00:08.320 --> 00:00:09.140 Tik 00:00:09.140 --> 00:00:10.240 Tak 00:00:10.240 --> 00:00:11.040 Tik 00:00:11.040 --> 00:00:11.920 Tak 00:00:11.920 --> 00:00:14.740 Hvor fanden er min 'diamond play button' (diamant spilleknap) 00:00:14.960 --> 00:00:17.820 Der er gået 84 år! 00:00:17.820 --> 00:00:19.820 00:00:19.820 --> 00:00:22.060 Ja, det er rigtigt Youtube, jeg sagde det! 00:00:22.700 --> 00:00:23.720 Tror du jeg er bange?? 00:00:23.720 --> 00:00:25.920 Som alle de andre tøsede Youtubere? 00:00:26.340 --> 00:00:27.820 Som Markiplier, 00:00:27.820 --> 00:00:29.300 Jacksepticeye, 00:00:29.300 --> 00:00:31.300 Eller CinnamonToastKen 00:00:31.320 --> 00:00:33.320 [CinnamonToastKen] Åh shit, hvad så ? 00:00:33.420 --> 00:00:35.400 Åh shit, det er din dreng 00:00:35.460 --> 00:00:35.960 DIN DRENG 00:00:36.020 --> 00:00:36.520 JAAAA 00:00:36.720 --> 00:00:37.360 DET' DIN DRENG 00:00:37.360 --> 00:00:38.720 VELKOMMEN TIL RISTNINGEN 00:00:38.720 --> 00:00:39.280 00:00:39.280 --> 00:00:39.780 Kælling! 00:00:39.900 --> 00:00:40.400 Kælling! 00:00:40.660 --> 00:00:43.040 Bered dig på at blive infil- 00:00:43.700 --> 00:00:44.460 Hvad hedder det nu? 00:00:44.460 --> 00:00:45.200 00:00:45.200 --> 00:00:46.300 INFILTRERET! 00:00:46.300 --> 00:00:47.700 Bered dig på at blive- 00:00:49.320 --> 00:00:50.480 TILINTETGJORT! 00:00:50.480 --> 00:00:52.840 [Begge] ÅÅÅÅH! 00:00:53.140 --> 00:00:57.960 PewDiePies ristning af Youtube 00:00:58.100 --> 00:00:59.060 Hey youtube! 00:00:59.720 --> 00:01:02.940 Sikke en fed streaming service I har jer der med 'Youtube Red' 00:01:02.940 --> 00:01:05.120 Bare ærgerligt at Netflix allerede har været en ting 00:01:05.120 --> 00:01:06.920 [CinnamonToastKen] ÅH! NETFLIX ER ALLEREDE EN TING, KÆLLING! 00:01:06.920 --> 00:01:08.400 ÅÅÅÅÅHH! 00:01:08.400 --> 00:01:11.100 Vær sød stadig at finansiere "Youtube Scare PewDiePie" 00:01:11.100 --> 00:01:11.740 Youtube Red 00:01:11.740 --> 00:01:12.360 Men I er ikke en skid! 00:01:13.060 --> 00:01:13.560 Kælling! 00:01:13.560 --> 00:01:15.420 Det er rigtigt! I er ikke en skid! 00:01:15.720 --> 00:01:16.360 Kælling! 00:01:16.800 --> 00:01:19.900 Og hvad med den der Youtube streaming service 00:01:19.900 --> 00:01:22.320 Godt at Twitch ikke allerede er en ting 00:01:23.020 --> 00:01:24.380 Åh gud! 00:01:24.380 --> 00:01:25.800 Sandheden! Han siger sandheden! 00:01:25.800 --> 00:01:26.300 Jeg siger sandheden 00:01:26.300 --> 00:01:28.280 JESUS! Åh Jesus! 00:01:28.280 --> 00:01:29.300 Åh! 00:01:31.120 --> 00:01:32.380 Fortæl dem hvad der sker! Fortæl dem hvad der sker! 00:01:32.560 --> 00:01:33.540 Hey Youtube! 00:01:33.540 --> 00:01:35.680 Det kommentarsystem er mega fedt 00:01:36.140 --> 00:01:37.800 Jeg laver bare sjov. DET STINKER! 00:01:37.800 --> 00:01:40.000 Ååååhh magten af Pewds betvinger dig! 00:01:40.000 --> 00:01:41.180 Pewds' magt 00:01:41.180 --> 00:01:41.780 betvinger dig 00:01:41.780 --> 00:01:42.540 WUUUH! 00:01:42.540 --> 00:01:43.340 Er du betvunget? 00:01:43.340 --> 00:01:44.480 ER DU BETVUNGET?! 00:01:44.480 --> 00:01:45.500 Jeg føler PewDiePies hellige ånd! 00:01:45.500 --> 00:01:46.240 JAER! 00:01:46.240 --> 00:01:47.640 WUUUH! 00:01:47.640 --> 00:01:49.580 Er det varmt herinde? 00:01:49.580 --> 00:01:51.580 ELLER BLIVER DIN RØV BARE RISTET?! 00:01:51.760 --> 00:01:52.940 GUMMIÆNDER, KÆLLING! 00:01:53.080 --> 00:01:54.040 GUMMIAND! 00:01:54.300 --> 00:01:55.500 Vent, hvad fanden? 00:01:55.700 --> 00:01:56.600 Hey Youtube! 00:01:56.860 --> 00:01:58.760 Google+ var en god idé 00:01:58.760 --> 00:02:00.760 Bare ærgerligt Facebook ikke allerede er en ting! 00:02:01.380 --> 00:02:02.760 ÅH! KLOVNEKUNST! 00:02:02.760 --> 00:02:03.260 ÅH! 00:02:03.260 --> 00:02:03.780 00:02:03.780 --> 00:02:04.280 ÅH! 00:02:04.280 --> 00:02:04.780 00:02:04.780 --> 00:02:05.280 ÅH! 00:02:05.280 --> 00:02:05.860 00:02:05.860 --> 00:02:06.560 Smid et like! 00:02:07.020 --> 00:02:07.840 Hey Youtube! 00:02:07.840 --> 00:02:08.560 Jeg er stolt af dig 00:02:08.560 --> 00:02:10.600 Du har tjent så mange penge gennem årene 00:02:10.640 --> 00:02:12.600 Åh vent! DU HAR IKKE TJENT EN SKID! 00:02:12.600 --> 00:02:13.420 ÅH! 00:02:14.340 --> 00:02:16.640 *Griner* 00:02:16.820 --> 00:02:20.020 Hvad med, at du tager MERE end 45% af vores indkomst?! 00:02:20.020 --> 00:02:20.980 Vent... 00:02:21.300 --> 00:02:21.860 Hvad?! 00:02:22.740 --> 00:02:24.180 Ja.. De tager 45% 00:02:25.540 --> 00:02:26.400 45%?! 00:02:26.400 --> 00:02:27.040 45% 00:02:27.040 --> 00:02:28.100 *Ken for et hjerteanfald* 00:02:28.100 --> 00:02:29.540 *Pewds griner* 00:02:29.600 --> 00:02:30.740 Youtube gaming? 00:02:30.740 --> 00:02:32.760 Mere som Youtube laming! 00:02:32.760 --> 00:02:33.540 00:02:33.540 --> 00:02:34.040 Giv mig fem! 00:02:34.040 --> 00:02:35.680 *Griner* 00:02:40.500 --> 00:02:41.480 Du missede med vilje, ik? 00:02:41.480 --> 00:02:45.180 *Griner* 00:02:45.180 --> 00:02:46.260 Youtube Red 00:02:48.940 --> 00:02:49.560 Mere som 00:02:49.560 --> 00:02:50.060 Yout- 00:02:50.060 --> 00:02:50.600 You- 00:02:50.600 --> 00:02:51.500 YouPorn 00:02:52.980 --> 00:02:54.300 RedTube 00:02:58.620 --> 00:02:59.680 Hey Youtube! 00:02:59.680 --> 00:03:02.220 Din søgealgoritme er så korrupt 00:03:02.220 --> 00:03:05.600 At den får Vladimir Putin til at ligne Jesus! 00:03:05.600 --> 00:03:06.860 ÅH JESUS! 00:03:06.860 --> 00:03:08.000 HAR VI BRUG FOR EN LEAFY MERE?! 00:03:08.000 --> 00:03:08.640 00:03:08.640 --> 00:03:11.220 HAR VI BRUG FOR FLERE KLIK-LOKKEMAD LORT?! 00:03:13.160 --> 00:03:13.880 *Dørklokken ringer* 00:03:15.320 --> 00:03:16.440 Hvem fanden er det? 00:03:16.920 --> 00:03:17.760 Jeg tror det er mig 00:03:19.500 --> 00:03:20.340 Jeg tjekker det lige ud 00:03:22.620 --> 00:03:25.940 00:03:25.940 --> 00:03:30.280 Fortsættes..