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Hej, Youtube.

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Tik, tak.

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TIK, tak.

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Gdje je dovraga

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moj dijamantni "play button" ?

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Prošlo je već 84 GODINE!

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Da, dobro ste me čuli Youtube,

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Rekao sam vam.

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Mislite li da se bojim?

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Kao sve ostale pičkice od youtubera?

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Kao:

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MARKIPLIER,

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JACKSEPTICEYE,

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ili CinnamonToastKen-

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Ken: O sranje! Pewds: Reći ću-

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Ken: ŠTA IMAAAAA?

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Pewds: O, SRANJE TO JE  VAS MOMAK
 
Ken:  DA DA DA DA

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TO JE VAS MOMAK 
* DA DA "

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DOBRODOSLI NA SPALJIVANJE!

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WOOOOOOOOOO !

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KUJO (x2)

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PRIPREMITE SE DA BUDETE SPR- d d

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Koja je to rijec?

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SPRDANI-

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PRIPREMITE SE DA BUDETE

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UNIŠTENI!

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Zdravo Youtube,

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kakav odican streaming servis koji imate tu,

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sa youtube red-om

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Šteta što je netflix već postoji.

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*OOOH*

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*OOOOOHHHHH*

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molim vas i dalje- smiješni youtube

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plašite pewdiepie-ja

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youtube red

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ali niste ništa

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KUJO!

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TAKO JE, NISTE NIŠTA

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KUJO!

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a šta sa onim youtube streaming servisom?

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dobro da twitch još ne postoji!

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OO, OO BOŽE ISTINA,

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ON GOVORI ISTINU!

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pewds: ja govorim istinu. 
ken: ISUSE, OO ISUSE! OOO

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AAH!

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ken: reci im sta im ide, reci im sta im ide

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HEJ YOUTUBE,

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TAJ SISTEM ZA KOMENTARE JE JEBENO ODLIČAN.

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samo se salim, SRANJE JE!

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OOH, SNAGA PEWDS-A VAS OBUZIMA!

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pewds: ona- / PEWDS-OVA MOC VAS OBUZIMA!

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OBUZIMA VAS!

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KEN: WOOO, WOOO
PEWDS: JESTE OBUZETI?! (x2)

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KEN: OSJECAM SVETI DUH PEWDIEPIE-A

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PEWDS: OO DA

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WOOOO!

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jeli ovdje vruce ili...

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ILI JE TO SAMO VASE DUPE SPALJENO??

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DVIJE GUMENE PATKE KUJO!

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GUMENA PATKA-

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čekaj..

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koji kurac?

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HEJ YOUTUBE,

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GOOGLE PLUS JE BILA DOBRA IDEJA

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ŠTETA ŠTO JE FACEBOOK ODAVNO POSTOJI

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OOH SLIKA KALUNA!

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OSTAVITE LAJK!

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hej youtube,

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ponosim se vama.

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mnogo ste novaca zaradili kroz sve ove godine-

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OH, ČEKAJTE, NISTE ZARADILI NIŠTA!

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OOOH!

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KAKO BI BILO DA UZMETE VISE OD 45% NASIH PRIHODA?!

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čekaj

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šta?

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d-da oni skidaju 45%

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45%?

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45%.

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YOUTUBE GAMING? VIŠE KAO,

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YOUTUBE OSAKACENJE

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daj pet!

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namjerno si promašio, jel tako?

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YOUTUBE RED

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VIŠE KAO

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YOU-Y

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YO-YOUPORN

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REDTUBE

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HEJ YOUTUBE,

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VAŠ PRETRAŽIVAČKI ALGORITAM JE TOLIK KORUMPIRAN

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DA OD VLADIMIRA PUTINA

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PRAVI ISUSA!

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OOO ISUSE.

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DALI NAM TREBA JOS JEDAN LEAFY?!

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ILI NAM TREBA JOS JEDNO REKLAMNO SRANJE?

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AMEN

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*zvono od vrata*

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tko je jebeno to?

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mislim da sam ja

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idemo provjeriti.

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*nastavit će se